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Krod the Angry Carpenter: The Full Scoop

Anonymous 05/28/13(Tue)17:41 No.25096096Replies: 22250962472225098552 2225096909 22250985982225100065 This was a wrap up for a module we were playing, but I had fun the whole way. I played Krod, the half orc rogue... with a flail. Because in pathfinder, just about any weapon can get sneak attack damage. Krod is over 7 feet tall and speaks in the third person whenever he thinks someone is watching (Said to the Paladin: "Krod suggest you look other way while he shopping). He wasn't dumb, but people never expect the idiot to running a crime ring. Krod was a good stealth guy, but he shined in intimidation (+13 at 3). This made for great moments as the game went on. The first time he was sneaking around, I fumbled his stealth roll. I looked at the GM Krod rears up and screams at the top of his lungs, YOU NO SEE KROD". I critted the roll. According to the GM, I stunned all the goblins there except for one who immediately went back to doing what he was doing previously and desperately tried to pretend I was not there That was Krod. One of his quotes was, "Only two things see Krod: dead things and things that know better than to admit it." So at the end of a module, my group is breaking up a local cult and we get caught in the middle of the leadership while trying to steal incrimenating documents. So we fight and against all odds defeat the leadership and their "Mask" golem (it helped when Krodd kneecapped it with a "sneak attack" with his two handed flail). Krod's standing over the cult leader and the guy give his BBEG last words BBEG: I should have known you were unbelievers from the start K: *Shrugs* Krod always consider self militant agnostic Krod not really know what to believe .Hefts Flair And he is VERY FRUSTRATED WITH THAT CRUNCH. Good old Krod >> 'Anonymous 05/28/13(Tue)19:47 No.25098598 ! Replies: 222509065522250988翌2225099035 >25096096 Oh Krod had a lot of fun in a short set of campaigns. At one point, Krod is hanging with his group as we travel by river. When the GM notes we are passing another boat, he asked us where we were. I said Krod was in the Crow's nest. GM: The boat is too small, there is no crow's nest Me: ...he built one GM: He cant build a crow's nest. Me: I haven't chosen a craft skill yet. "Krod is carpenter in free time. He enjoy working with hands in way that doesn't require he put down tarp." GM: "Sigh* you have no tools Me: Krod glares at some spare planks and they know better than to not be a crow's nest. I roll to intimidate the wood GM: ...roll it Krod now has the craft skill: Angry Carpenter Anonymous 05/28/13(Tue)2007 No 25099035 ! Replies 2-25099168250992212-250993382-250993702-25100899 Still, one of my favorite moments was when I had to ad lib a distraction. The group had infiltrated the earlier mentioned cult and were being processed. Our mage wanted to sneak off to check on some enchantment or another and I volunteered to keep their attention. The GM smirks and says, "Okay, what do you do Me: Krod tells an entertaining story to distract the Acolytes GM: Okay... tell me a story. No roll. Tell me the story Challenge accepted Me: Okay, Krod gets them talking about themselves and eventually says "Krod had lots of jobs before coming here: Bouncer, bodyguard, gigolo, city guard" Me: "Nods "Yup, Krod was kept man for noble lady. She get off on Krod not being fancy. Krod had to quit though. GM: One of the acolytes says, "Why did you quit?" Me: "Fancy pants suitor get mad at Krod for taking his woman. Challenge Krod to duel. Then Krod kill him GM: "And she kicked you out?" Me: "No, Nobel Lady get off on that too. Police get real mad though." GM: "But duels are legal." Me: "Yes, but only if you kill man during the duel." GM: "...you killed him outside of the duel?" Me: "Fancy Pants tell Krod to choose weapon! Krod choose surprise!" >> ·Anonymous 05/28/13(Tue)20:46 No 25099869 ! Replies Okay, but I only have one or two left and I'm not sure I can top the duel The group has collected some increminating evidence and returned to town. Theyve spent the last two weeks going through cult boot camp. And now they're in a bar While the leader finds the police chief, we order food and Krod finds a whench and proceeds to whoo her in the third person. One of our group, a cat girl type thing is approached by a waitress who proceeds to pull from her sleeve a live rat, much to the joy of the catgirl. CG: I love the service here! Me: "Krod respect service, but worry for kitchen. The leader comes back and tells us we need more evidence. We have to sneak back into the cult compound before we are found missing. The group isn't thrilled, especially Krod Me: "Lip quiver* "But...But Krod have whench! Krod cannot leave whench!" Leader: "You got twenty minutes." Me: Krod looks offended. "Krod many things, but Krod gentleman. He need more time than that." Leader: "You got twenty minutes Me: Krod roles to intimidate the time space continu- GM: No he doesnt! CG: You could roll to intimidate her to finish quicker! Me: "Krod never bring work to bedroom. He treat whench like the beautiful flower she is when Krod beds her." GM: She thanks you for that Me: "Shut up whench! Krod talking!" Leader: "Sigh "Forty minutes." Me: Krod rolls for acrobatics! Me: BOOM, nat 20 GM: God dammit. Scribe Killjoy 05/28/13(Tue)21:21 No.25100659Replies: 251007012251007312 25100993 I haven't been signing my name like an idiot. Ah well. Here's Krods last story Krod had a merry time at the cult. The first time Krod talks out of line the GM says "Your instructor bops you in the head saying No talking Me: Krod very slowly turns and glares a hole in the man. "Bop...Krod...Again.." I roll intimidation. 19 + 13 = 32 for intimidation. Krod is M 3 at the time GM: ..He never makes eye contact with you again. Ahh, but Krod was not always so lucky. At one point, he's elected to map out the compound and sneak to the top floor in disguise. He gets up the stairs and a pair of magic doors stops him. GM: The doors are twelve feet high and engraved with scenes of decadence in many forms from o----- to feasts Me: "Krod is struggling to remember why he is against this holy place. Problem: Krod kind of forgot to put a lot of points in pick lock. He's average at best. And he rolls s---. He gets frustrated after getting hit with an ice blast twice in the face Me: "Stupid enchanted portway. Why you taunt Krod?" GM: The silver doors do not reply Me: Wait... the doors are made of Silver? CG: They're silver plated right? GM: The Module just says silver Me: . okay, Krod rolls to pocket the doors GM: No Me: I'm not leaving without these GM: How are you going to hide twelve foot doors? Me: Krods wearing robes and he has a skill for holdout or whatever GM: NO Me: Krod rolls Angry Carpenter on the doorsl GM: They're made of Silver, Angry Carpenter only intimidate's wood Me: Damn. That's true. Well, I can't get them open. We'll settle this later So Krod leaves dejected but not beaten. Multiple sessions later, we clear out the leadership of the cult and the group knows we're done. The GM is moving and this is a nice stopping point. As we're cleaning up the bodies, I remember those accursed doors. Me: Hey "Wizard* I need your help. Help disenchant the doors. We're stealing these GM: You won't let this go will you? Scribe Killjoy 05/28/13(Tue)21:23 No.25100701 Replies: 2225101057 Me: No. "Krod never leave job half done, whenches half loved, or stuff half stollen. It matter of pride at this point!" CG: "And gambling debts!" Me: Krod nods "That too GM: Fine, but you get those doors on a nat 20 and you get them past the guards in town on the same You know, I don't recall the name of the class that gives himself and teammates luck bonus, but with his help and a poorly worded module, well, Krod retired a happy Orc. And that's the story of good old Krod
Anonymous 05/28/13(Tue)17:41 No.25096096Replies: 22250962472225098552 2225096909 22250985982225100065 This was a wrap up for a module we were playing, but I had fun the whole way. I played Krod, the half orc rogue... with a flail. Because in pathfinder, just about any weapon can get sneak attack damage. Krod is over 7 feet tall and speaks in the third person whenever he thinks someone is watching (Said to the Paladin: "Krod suggest you look other way while he shopping). He wasn't dumb, but people never expect the idiot to running a crime ring. Krod was a good stealth guy, but he shined in intimidation (+13 at 3). This made for great moments as the game went on. The first time he was sneaking around, I fumbled his stealth roll. I looked at the GM Krod rears up and screams at the top of his lungs, YOU NO SEE KROD". I critted the roll. According to the GM, I stunned all the goblins there except for one who immediately went back to doing what he was doing previously and desperately tried to pretend I was not there That was Krod. One of his quotes was, "Only two things see Krod: dead things and things that know better than to admit it." So at the end of a module, my group is breaking up a local cult and we get caught in the middle of the leadership while trying to steal incrimenating documents. So we fight and against all odds defeat the leadership and their "Mask" golem (it helped when Krodd kneecapped it with a "sneak attack" with his two handed flail). Krod's standing over the cult leader and the guy give his BBEG last words BBEG: I should have known you were unbelievers from the start K: *Shrugs* Krod always consider self militant agnostic Krod not really know what to believe .Hefts Flair And he is VERY FRUSTRATED WITH THAT CRUNCH. Good old Krod >> 'Anonymous 05/28/13(Tue)19:47 No.25098598 ! Replies: 222509065522250988翌2225099035 >25096096 Oh Krod had a lot of fun in a short set of campaigns. At one point, Krod is hanging with his group as we travel by river. When the GM notes we are passing another boat, he asked us where we were. I said Krod was in the Crow's nest. GM: The boat is too small, there is no crow's nest Me: ...he built one GM: He cant build a crow's nest. Me: I haven't chosen a craft skill yet. "Krod is carpenter in free time. He enjoy working with hands in way that doesn't require he put down tarp." GM: "Sigh* you have no tools Me: Krod glares at some spare planks and they know better than to not be a crow's nest. I roll to intimidate the wood GM: ...roll it Krod now has the craft skill: Angry Carpenter Anonymous 05/28/13(Tue)2007 No 25099035 ! Replies 2-25099168250992212-250993382-250993702-25100899 Still, one of my favorite moments was when I had to ad lib a distraction. The group had infiltrated the earlier mentioned cult and were being processed. Our mage wanted to sneak off to check on some enchantment or another and I volunteered to keep their attention. The GM smirks and says, "Okay, what do you do Me: Krod tells an entertaining story to distract the Acolytes GM: Okay... tell me a story. No roll. Tell me the story Challenge accepted Me: Okay, Krod gets them talking about themselves and eventually says "Krod had lots of jobs before coming here: Bouncer, bodyguard, gigolo, city guard" Me: "Nods "Yup, Krod was kept man for noble lady. She get off on Krod not being fancy. Krod had to quit though. GM: One of the acolytes says, "Why did you quit?" Me: "Fancy pants suitor get mad at Krod for taking his woman. Challenge Krod to duel. Then Krod kill him GM: "And she kicked you out?" Me: "No, Nobel Lady get off on that too. Police get real mad though." GM: "But duels are legal." Me: "Yes, but only if you kill man during the duel." GM: "...you killed him outside of the duel?" Me: "Fancy Pants tell Krod to choose weapon! Krod choose surprise!" >> ·Anonymous 05/28/13(Tue)20:46 No 25099869 ! Replies Okay, but I only have one or two left and I'm not sure I can top the duel The group has collected some increminating evidence and returned to town. Theyve spent the last two weeks going through cult boot camp. And now they're in a bar While the leader finds the police chief, we order food and Krod finds a whench and proceeds to whoo her in the third person. One of our group, a cat girl type thing is approached by a waitress who proceeds to pull from her sleeve a live rat, much to the joy of the catgirl. CG: I love the service here! Me: "Krod respect service, but worry for kitchen. The leader comes back and tells us we need more evidence. We have to sneak back into the cult compound before we are found missing. The group isn't thrilled, especially Krod Me: "Lip quiver* "But...But Krod have whench! Krod cannot leave whench!" Leader: "You got twenty minutes." Me: Krod looks offended. "Krod many things, but Krod gentleman. He need more time than that." Leader: "You got twenty minutes Me: Krod roles to intimidate the time space continu- GM: No he doesnt! CG: You could roll to intimidate her to finish quicker! Me: "Krod never bring work to bedroom. He treat whench like the beautiful flower she is when Krod beds her." GM: She thanks you for that Me: "Shut up whench! Krod talking!" Leader: "Sigh "Forty minutes." Me: Krod rolls for acrobatics! Me: BOOM, nat 20 GM: God dammit. Scribe Killjoy 05/28/13(Tue)21:21 No.25100659Replies: 251007012251007312 25100993 I haven't been signing my name like an idiot. Ah well. Here's Krods last story Krod had a merry time at the cult. The first time Krod talks out of line the GM says "Your instructor bops you in the head saying No talking Me: Krod very slowly turns and glares a hole in the man. "Bop...Krod...Again.." I roll intimidation. 19 + 13 = 32 for intimidation. Krod is M 3 at the time GM: ..He never makes eye contact with you again. Ahh, but Krod was not always so lucky. At one point, he's elected to map out the compound and sneak to the top floor in disguise. He gets up the stairs and a pair of magic doors stops him. GM: The doors are twelve feet high and engraved with scenes of decadence in many forms from o----- to feasts Me: "Krod is struggling to remember why he is against this holy place. Problem: Krod kind of forgot to put a lot of points in pick lock. He's average at best. And he rolls s---. He gets frustrated after getting hit with an ice blast twice in the face Me: "Stupid enchanted portway. Why you taunt Krod?" GM: The silver doors do not reply Me: Wait... the doors are made of Silver? CG: They're silver plated right? GM: The Module just says silver Me: . okay, Krod rolls to pocket the doors GM: No Me: I'm not leaving without these GM: How are you going to hide twelve foot doors? Me: Krods wearing robes and he has a skill for holdout or whatever GM: NO Me: Krod rolls Angry Carpenter on the doorsl GM: They're made of Silver, Angry Carpenter only intimidate's wood Me: Damn. That's true. Well, I can't get them open. We'll settle this later So Krod leaves dejected but not beaten. Multiple sessions later, we clear out the leadership of the cult and the group knows we're done. The GM is moving and this is a nice stopping point. As we're cleaning up the bodies, I remember those accursed doors. Me: Hey "Wizard* I need your help. Help disenchant the doors. We're stealing these GM: You won't let this go will you? Scribe Killjoy 05/28/13(Tue)21:23 No.25100701 Replies: 2225101057 Me: No. "Krod never leave job half done, whenches half loved, or stuff half stollen. It matter of pride at this point!" CG: "And gambling debts!" Me: Krod nods "That too GM: Fine, but you get those doors on a nat 20 and you get them past the guards in town on the same You know, I don't recall the name of the class that gives himself and teammates luck bonus, but with his help and a poorly worded module, well, Krod retired a happy Orc. And that's the story of good old Krod

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File: genie2 ipg (47 KB, 802x433) Anonymous 10/22/16(Sat)06:32:07 No.4990311649903137 249903529 Stat me, /tg Anonymous 10/22/16(Sat)06:34:43 No.49903137 >:49903153 >>49903501 >>49903578 10 hp Anonymous 10/22/16(Sat)06:36:50 No.49903153 I File: kekolash, host of the lelmare ipg (225 KB, 800x533) 49903137 Anonymous 10/22/16(Sat)07:21:13 No.49903501I >49903131 thread Anonymous 10/22/16(Sat)07:24:36 No.49903529 I >4990 Doesn't every fantasy system on this planet already have Genie/Dijinn stats? Anonymous 10/22/16(Sat)07:31:11 No.49903578 File: 956 ipg (17 KB, 680x440) 249903131
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File: normal_fepict21ipg (30 KB, 500x574) O Anonymous 10/03/16 Mon 17:08:39 No. 49628 195 2$49636313 *49636528 3>49636602 49644938 >>49628315 >>49628575 49629040 >>49629057 >>49629285 >>49630765 >>49635127 >>49635669 >>49635682 >>49635984 >>49636108 >the Fighter keeps putting the Wizard's spellbook on high shelves so he can "help" find it Anonymous 10/03/16(Mon)17:18:58 No.4962831549628423 >49628474 4962915349630707 49630748 49635088 49635289 49636467 >49628195 (OP >Wizard doesn't simply Fly up there >Fighter isn't already mind-controlled not to do stupid pranks in the first place S--- Wizard. Tippyverse is the only setting that makes sense and this tomfoolery wouldn't happen there Anonymous 10/03/16(Mon)17:28:28 No.4962842349628473 49628474 4963073049631028 49633607 49635088 49635160 49635289 49635297 49635304 49635594 >49636520 >49636571 49637564 >49639224>4963937Z>49640380 49640897 >>49643262 >49644261 49644468 >>49645514 File: weird al weird orb.gif (2 MB, 375x276) 9249644502 49645012 49628315 Let's break this down a little, figure out what's going on with your response Now, you made a bunch of assumptions. You assumed a specific, obsolete system, a particular (and extremely literal-minded rules-as-written) setting within that system, a wizard level high enough to waste powerful spell slots on mundane tasks, and a character personality at odds with what OP proposed. All of this is stupid and wrong of you to do But your real error is more basic. OP proposed a character interaction, and you yelled "NO." This is fundamentally bad form in tabletop, improv, and life in general "Yes, and" is a good answer, "yes, but" is good if you're dubious of the premise. Both lead to further conversation. Your answer, however, is that of an a------. Try to do better in future Anonymous 10/04/16(Tue)01:38:32 No.4963360749635182 File: dimplekek ipg (147 KB, 1000x666) Anonymous 10/04/16(Tue)05:46:01 No.49635297 Anonymous 10/03/16(Mon)17:33:59 No.49628473 49635182 File: man what if I told you s--- ipg (10 KB, 300x235) 49628423 Holy f--- >Anon casts Conflagulate on Shitposter 49628423 Anon Gets Told: The Post Anonymous 10/04/16(Tue)05:19:05 No.496350884963515449635182 49628423 2> not rekt [] Anonymous 10/04/16(Tue)06:25:53 No.4963559449635890 2> h-------- l'm not sure l've ever seen anyone get so rekt with so little warning on /tg/ before
File: normal_fepict21ipg (30 KB, 500x574) O Anonymous 10/03/16 Mon 17:08:39 No. 49628 195 2$49636313 *49636528 3>49636602 49644938 >>49628315 >>49628575 49629040 >>49629057 >>49629285 >>49630765 >>49635127 >>49635669 >>49635682 >>49635984 >>49636108 >the Fighter keeps putting the Wizard's spellbook on high shelves so he can "help" find it Anonymous 10/03/16(Mon)17:18:58 No.4962831549628423 >49628474 4962915349630707 49630748 49635088 49635289 49636467 >49628195 (OP >Wizard doesn't simply Fly up there >Fighter isn't already mind-controlled not to do stupid pranks in the first place S--- Wizard. Tippyverse is the only setting that makes sense and this tomfoolery wouldn't happen there Anonymous 10/03/16(Mon)17:28:28 No.4962842349628473 49628474 4963073049631028 49633607 49635088 49635160 49635289 49635297 49635304 49635594 >49636520 >49636571 49637564 >49639224>4963937Z>49640380 49640897 >>49643262 >49644261 49644468 >>49645514 File: weird al weird orb.gif (2 MB, 375x276) 9249644502 49645012 49628315 Let's break this down a little, figure out what's going on with your response Now, you made a bunch of assumptions. You assumed a specific, obsolete system, a particular (and extremely literal-minded rules-as-written) setting within that system, a wizard level high enough to waste powerful spell slots on mundane tasks, and a character personality at odds with what OP proposed. All of this is stupid and wrong of you to do But your real error is more basic. OP proposed a character interaction, and you yelled "NO." This is fundamentally bad form in tabletop, improv, and life in general "Yes, and" is a good answer, "yes, but" is good if you're dubious of the premise. Both lead to further conversation. Your answer, however, is that of an a------. Try to do better in future Anonymous 10/04/16(Tue)01:38:32 No.4963360749635182 File: dimplekek ipg (147 KB, 1000x666) Anonymous 10/04/16(Tue)05:46:01 No.49635297 Anonymous 10/03/16(Mon)17:33:59 No.49628473 49635182 File: man what if I told you s--- ipg (10 KB, 300x235) 49628423 Holy f--- >Anon casts Conflagulate on Shitposter 49628423 Anon Gets Told: The Post Anonymous 10/04/16(Tue)05:19:05 No.496350884963515449635182 49628423 2> not rekt [] Anonymous 10/04/16(Tue)06:25:53 No.4963559449635890 2> h-------- l'm not sure l've ever seen anyone get so rekt with so little warning on /tg/ before

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Anonymous 09/26/15(Sat)14:52:05 No.27361542、>-27361618 27361425 tfw slavshit will never die the possibility of AKs being used in very far off future conflicts is pretty likely considering their number and sheer indestructibility D Anonymous 09/26/1 5(Sat) 15:16:50 No.2736 161 8、2-2736 1734 >>27361955 >>27362321 >>27363400 >>27365320 > 27361542 o Machine God, hear our call for your services 3+++BOOT SERVITOR-OS V4.3+++ +++THE EMPEROR PROTECTS+++ INPUT COMMAND we beseech thee to provide for our defense our facility to produce lasguns has been destroyed >please, machine spirit, grant us cleansing automatic firepower so we may smite our foes >LIMITED ENERGY RESOURCES DETECTED DATABASE SOLUTION FOUND AUTOMATED MANUFACTURING FACILITY RETOOLING LOADING OPTIMAL STC PROGRAMMING.. >CYKA BLYAT >WHAT IS PROBLEM NOW F YOU HAD NOT USED INFERIOR FAGGOTRAYGUN THIS WOULD NO HAVE HAPPENED >KALASHNIKOV RIFLE IS FINE WAS ALWAYS FINE S FOREVER FINE >praise the immor- SHUT UP AND POUR VODKA INTO PROCESSOR

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File 1194653435 ipg-(87 KB, 470x470, iraq noscript jpg) □ Anonymous 11/09/07(Fri) 19:10 No.788435 The Nation Iraq x 1 12 Beset on all sides by the tides of war, this once corrupt colony became a savage battlefield. 7 armies clashed on this one country, each refusing to back down. Each convinced it was in the right >> □ Anonymous 11/09/07(Fri) 19:11 No.788437 IRAQ File 1194653472 ipg-(125 KB, 670x460, alt_sunni_shiia0223.jpg) From beneath the sands of Iraq's central desert came the Sunnis, ancient towelheads bent on eradicating all infidels >> □ Anonymous 11/09/07(Fri) 19:11 No.788439 File 1194653513 ipg-(22 KB, 300x325, s-----tn. jpg S---- Pet But another evil already had it's eyes on the country. From the depths of the Middle East, the demonic forces of the Shi'ites arrived, to enforce their claim Shiite Pefs >> □ Anonymous 11/09/07(Fri) 19:12 No.788442 File 1194653549 ipg-(53 KB, 475x300, 475 ap saddam_061228. jpg) To oppose these fiercesome zealots, the country's rulers in Baghdad sent their elite enforces and sophisticated rock-throwers into the fray >> □ Anonymous 11/09/07(Fri) 19:13 No.788444 File 1194653581 ipg-(26 KB, 400x300, gijoe.jpg) From the mighty Imperium of Freedom, came the American Guard, there to secure Iraq for the glory of the God-President >> □ Anonymous 11/09/07(Fri) 19:13 No.788446 File 1194653605.ipg-(48 KB, 400x600, Taliban-gross.jpg) Like ared tide, the Taliban decended on Iraq, caring little for other's claims, and sowing destruction in it's wake >> □ Anonymous 11/09/07(Fri) 19:13 No.788448 File 1194653630 ipg-(54 KB, 320x366, turks. jpg) The Turks, ancient enemies of the Iraqis, emerged from their borders to persue their own agenda on Iraq >> □ Anonymous 11/09/07(Fri)19:14 No.788451 File :1194653654.ipg-(77 KB, 800x608, American-Iraqi.jpg) And last, came the American Marines. Finest and most uncompromising of the US's soldiers. Seeing a nation beset by Oil and Terrorists they undertook a great purge >> □ Anonymous 11/09/07(Fri)19:14 No.788453 File 1194653673.png-(54 KB, 800x517, 800px-Flag of_Jihad svg png) The Dark Jihad had begun It could only end with the semi-victory for one of these factions, and the crushing defeat of all others
File 1194653435 ipg-(87 KB, 470x470, iraq noscript jpg) □ Anonymous 11/09/07(Fri) 19:10 No.788435 The Nation Iraq x 1 12 Beset on all sides by the tides of war, this once corrupt colony became a savage battlefield. 7 armies clashed on this one country, each refusing to back down. Each convinced it was in the right >> □ Anonymous 11/09/07(Fri) 19:11 No.788437 IRAQ File 1194653472 ipg-(125 KB, 670x460, alt_sunni_shiia0223.jpg) From beneath the sands of Iraq's central desert came the Sunnis, ancient towelheads bent on eradicating all infidels >> □ Anonymous 11/09/07(Fri) 19:11 No.788439 File 1194653513 ipg-(22 KB, 300x325, s-----tn. jpg S---- Pet But another evil already had it's eyes on the country. From the depths of the Middle East, the demonic forces of the Shi'ites arrived, to enforce their claim Shiite Pefs >> □ Anonymous 11/09/07(Fri) 19:12 No.788442 File 1194653549 ipg-(53 KB, 475x300, 475 ap saddam_061228. jpg) To oppose these fiercesome zealots, the country's rulers in Baghdad sent their elite enforces and sophisticated rock-throwers into the fray >> □ Anonymous 11/09/07(Fri) 19:13 No.788444 File 1194653581 ipg-(26 KB, 400x300, gijoe.jpg) From the mighty Imperium of Freedom, came the American Guard, there to secure Iraq for the glory of the God-President >> □ Anonymous 11/09/07(Fri) 19:13 No.788446 File 1194653605.ipg-(48 KB, 400x600, Taliban-gross.jpg) Like ared tide, the Taliban decended on Iraq, caring little for other's claims, and sowing destruction in it's wake >> □ Anonymous 11/09/07(Fri) 19:13 No.788448 File 1194653630 ipg-(54 KB, 320x366, turks. jpg) The Turks, ancient enemies of the Iraqis, emerged from their borders to persue their own agenda on Iraq >> □ Anonymous 11/09/07(Fri)19:14 No.788451 File :1194653654.ipg-(77 KB, 800x608, American-Iraqi.jpg) And last, came the American Marines. Finest and most uncompromising of the US's soldiers. Seeing a nation beset by Oil and Terrorists they undertook a great purge >> □ Anonymous 11/09/07(Fri)19:14 No.788453 File 1194653673.png-(54 KB, 800x517, 800px-Flag of_Jihad svg png) The Dark Jihad had begun It could only end with the semi-victory for one of these factions, and the crushing defeat of all others

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Americans = WH High Elves

Anonymous 04/05/16(Tue)17:1252 No. 137748107 2137748198 21377482642 137748420 2-137748570 Are the High Elves basically Americans? Anonymous 04/05/16(Tue)17:14:22 No. 137748264· 22137748372 137748107 >World police >strongest navy Pretty much Anonymous 04/05/16(Tue)17:15:32 No. 137748372、 strongest navy laughingDruchiiwhores.jpg Anonymous 04/05/16(Tue)17:16:06 No. 137748420· 2137748515 137748107 more attractive, refined, civilized, intelligent and interesting than every other nation, race and creature on earth >the true strongest military power >rules the waves often involves themselves in the conficts of lesser nations and creatures so that they don't do anything stupid Pretty much yeah
Anonymous 04/05/16(Tue)17:1252 No. 137748107 2137748198 21377482642 137748420 2-137748570 Are the High Elves basically Americans? Anonymous 04/05/16(Tue)17:14:22 No. 137748264· 22137748372 137748107 >World police >strongest navy Pretty much Anonymous 04/05/16(Tue)17:15:32 No. 137748372、 strongest navy laughingDruchiiwhores.jpg Anonymous 04/05/16(Tue)17:16:06 No. 137748420· 2137748515 137748107 more attractive, refined, civilized, intelligent and interesting than every other nation, race and creature on earth >the true strongest military power >rules the waves often involves themselves in the conficts of lesser nations and creatures so that they don't do anything stupid Pretty much yeah

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A Spell for Repelling /pol/

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Wacky Hijinks Ensue

File: swSEjng (28 KB, 300x760) Be me >Have a friend who runs various online games >Suggests I join his newest one, a BESM game >Tells me it's grimdark, apocalyptic-demons and monsters and s--- running around the ruins of civilization (SMT, basically) Tells me to plan accordingly in character creation >Create a demonologist >Studies ancient script to wield demonic power against humanity's enemies >Join the game Modern day Tokyo >The other characters are Magical Girls >Realize my friend is a filthy lia >Refuse to acknowledge anything is wrong Won't give him the satisfaction >The game continues turn out to be the one most suited to surviving daily life-can hold down a job, afford a home, etc >Magical Girls keep coming to my house, won't leave >Other players think my sten, research-minded demonologist is hilarious >Magical Girls always getting into hijnks trying to cheer him up, making little costumes for his unholy minions, asking him to join in on the Magical Girl motto before fighting monsters/villiains I was mad at first, but honestly, it got funny. >> . Anonymous 12/03/15(Thu)17:13:46 No 43969684 224396971122439700翌2243978920 Wouldn't call them adventures, per se-game didnt have many sessions before friend's work schedule changed, and he had to cut back on GM-ing, and the vast majority of the time was spent indulging in Typical Anime Shenanigans There was the time we fought the evil bug queen, though Started off simple enough-the girls' magical plot device reported a swarm of insects attacking the populace, carrying off people and large amounts of valuables. Clearly, they needed to put a STOP to this horrible state of affairs, and because it was actually kind of far away, the team needed the mightiest form of transportation at their disposal-my car. And that meant a visit to their new best friend, who at the moment was busy trying to pierce the veil between realms and seize the ancient jeweled heart of Kel Anonymous 12/03/15(Thu)17:15:55 No 43969711 3969812끄429715 43969684 What kinda car did you drive? Please tell me it was a beat up station wagon or something like that >> . Anonymous 12/03/15(Thu)17:24:13 No 43969819 >>430090082243970008끄439721492,43970920 As a matter of fact, it was a Pinto cruising wagon-found by googling "ugly-ass cars" sustained by a steady stream of replacement parts and unholy magic They came in through a window, as they so often did (the catgirl had gotten stuck in the chimney last time I had locked them, and the time and effort spent dislodging a yowling abhuman far exceeded the trouble of leaving the girls an easy entrance). They spilled over a sacrificial goblet of blood harvested from a mutant hellhound, disrupting a three-day ritual, and forcing me to close the rift as quickly as possible to avoid getting my soul stolen. A brief struggle with unholy energies later, they informed me they needed a ride. Typical >> ·Anonymous 12/03/15(Thu)17:37:37 No 43970047 >>43970008쯔42979929 I helped-f I was going to interrupt my research to chauffeur them around, I might as well field-test my own unnatural powers. Once they'd settled the argument of who got to sit in the front seat this time, we headed off in the direction of the massive black cloud of bugs on the horizon. When we got close, they bolted out, swiftly moving to protect the populace and try to beat back the insect menace. I found an available space away from stampeding ciwies and made my way to the fight, summoning a pair of of encounter-appropriate mooks as I went. With the girls focusing on saving lives, I could focus on directing my magic. Excess ibbons and frilly aprons aside, my wretched homunculi were well-suited to pest control with fiery breath and physiologies resistant to mundane venom. Step by step block by block, we were stemming the chitinous tide, advancing towards what we assumed was the center of the problem. Anonymous 12/03/15(Thu)17:50:21 No.43970261 ー 978829 We soon reached what appeared to be a massive hive, squatting in the center of a public park with bugs of all flavors streaming in and out. We could see a few unconscious people being crowdsurfed in by the vermin, along with bags of cash, jewelry cases, and just about anything else with high value. I sent my vile servants forward, only for the pair of them to stop short the minute their misshapen feet touched the grass. A literal honey trap Anonymous 12/03/15(Thu)17 55 22 No 43970360トー292 2051-2973929 Big Eyes, Small Mouths-a system created for the express purpose of playing your own Animu game At that point, the proverbial fan was struck with unwholesome ammo. Huge f------ beetles erupted out of the earth, gobbling up my two hapless mooks in an instant. Combat began again, and we were soon hitting the big bastards with everything we had doing our damnedest to punch through their armor while avoiding those giant crushing mandibles. It was a hard fight, but we came out on top-but we'd all seen enough cartoons to know the boss was yet to show >> Anonymous 12/03/15(Thu)18:02:31 No.43970497 2243978929 Sure enough, we were greeted by the classic O H아 0 0 0 o an e il vilaness-the Ne erupted in a fountain o bugs, and rom them sprang a mishmash o woman and insect. She commended us on making it as far as we had-few humanoids could handle even the smallest of swarms-but we were quite deluded if we believed we could oppose her, we should simply surrender ourselves, she might feel a twinge of mercy, etc, etc. You know, usual villain stuff Anonymous 12/03/15(Thu)18. 13:41 No.43970719 wmom 43970804 43978920 One of the girls retorted that we'd NEVER surrender to an EVIL VILLAIN, that she was doing something VERY wrong by kidnapping people and stealing stuff. The villainess laughed again, purring that it was only natural that a BEAUTIFUL queen like her have a full treasury, and a household full of servants to tend her LOVELY self. I asked whether she really needed human slaves if she apparently wielded total control over both normal and super-sized bugs, but Im not certain she heard me over the banter. The conversation ran its usual course, culminating in the insect queen's decision to destroy all of us. The superpower pleasantries out of the way, it was time for the team fight-which meant it was time for the team motto. Anonymous 12/03/15(Thu)18: 18:26 No 43970806 ▶ 3970881-3971300 3972194-3973929 Catgirl: Love! Angel: Dreams! Shrine Maiden: Miracles! Witch: The wishes of Earth will shine like the stars Pretty Soldier: And starlight will chase away evil All together: So we fight for Earth and its people! We are-(pose centered around my character) Me: I will have no part of this (The girls continue to hold the pose, waiting) Me...."sigh"... the Pretty Justicians Anonymous 12/03/15(Thu)18:27:51 No.43970992 3978塑 Had it come up prior to the game closing, I have no doubt it would have been so. Thus, battle was joined The fight itself was what the great Jim Ross might have called "a slobberknocker-that buggy bitch hit like a tank, and catching her with our own attacks was tricky, to say the least-and even a heavy hitter like the angel didnt seem to stagger her much.I was rapidly burning through my list of summons, some used to attack, others yanked out of the aether as a last-second shield. My bigger powers required incantations, and time was something I was most certainly not getting. At the rate we were going the odds of victory got slimmer and slimmer for the forces of Good and Happiness (and their driver). S> ● Anonymous 12/03/15(Thu)18:36:18 No.43971175トー3978塑 As we neared defeat, the shrine maiden called to me, asking if I had any kind of magic that could turn the tide. I explained my situation- needed a moment without distraction to summon the requisite dark energy, or my spell would have all the weight and destructive power of an anemic churchmouse. She asked again-I just need a lot of dark energy, and I can do the spell? Yes, I replied, but that takes time-not like there's a gaping hole in reality down the street I can pull my mojo out of. After a moment, the girls turned to me, and announced their brilliant plan-they were going to run away for a minute, and they'd need me to keep the razor-edged death queen busy. al . Anonymous 12/03/15(Thu)18:47:02 No 43971366 2243971辺쯔43971442 쯔43971498 쯔4397a920 What followed was quite a few rounds of me and whatever minion I could pull out of my sleeve getting shitstomped by the boss. She took the opportunity to monologue, remarking how sad it was that a man like myself would follow a bunch of frightened girls around, how I would have made a much better servant for a powerful woman like herself, etc, etc. Usual spirit-breaking stuff. I ignored it-I had lost control of my life a long while ago, and insinuating that I was a pervert could hardly even make me blink anymore. Still, I couldn't help but wonder if this was my fate, to be murdered by a narcissistic bug person for driving five goofy vigilantes to work. The insect queen pulled back, ready to finish me with a single, powerful strike And got hit in the face with a flying car A Pinto cruising wagon, to be precise S> Anonymous 12/03/1S(Thu)18:58:18 No 43971571トー3971792ー397186§ 3973929 As it turned out, the girls had gone searching for the single biggest pocket of dark energy in the city-which just so happened to be my personal vehicle. After much trial and error, they had (somehow?) managed to hotwire the thing, and driven it (rather haphazardly) into the city all the way to the edge of the park. They had then poured just about every spell and enhancement they had remaining among them into the car-given the nature of their powers, it was a bit like adding a time-release cesium capsule to a bathtub. Their magic bomb thus primed, they had used their combined physical strength and magical prowess to chuck that mother straight at the insect queen's ugly face. Anonymous 12/03/15(Thu)19:25:31 No 43972047 4397207222439721022243972136224397392 We could have, perhaps. But that would have required a car. When the smoke cleared, I was remarkably alive. The insect queen, remarkably less-than-alive. With their leader dead, the bugs seemed to go into a panic and die, leaving us in a eldnitchly-scorched park filled with mountains of dead bugs and some very confused (and badly stung) people. The girls immediately crowded around me, asking if I was okay and they were really sorry about the car, but I had mentioned the car used my unholy power to keep running, but we had won, wasn't that great, and they were really really sorry about leaving me to fight her on my own, but I was okay, right? "> | Anonymous 12/03/15mu)19 33:52 №43972191 43972244쯔43978829 It hadn't been a great day. I known it wouldn't be from the moment I nearly got my soul stolen. But I was alive. I was in one piece. I was still sane. So, as much as it was possible since I first met the team, I was okay We stopped for dinner before I called a ride. One of them ate too much and threw up in the cab Typical
File: swSEjng (28 KB, 300x760) Be me >Have a friend who runs various online games >Suggests I join his newest one, a BESM game >Tells me it's grimdark, apocalyptic-demons and monsters and s--- running around the ruins of civilization (SMT, basically) Tells me to plan accordingly in character creation >Create a demonologist >Studies ancient script to wield demonic power against humanity's enemies >Join the game Modern day Tokyo >The other characters are Magical Girls >Realize my friend is a filthy lia >Refuse to acknowledge anything is wrong Won't give him the satisfaction >The game continues turn out to be the one most suited to surviving daily life-can hold down a job, afford a home, etc >Magical Girls keep coming to my house, won't leave >Other players think my sten, research-minded demonologist is hilarious >Magical Girls always getting into hijnks trying to cheer him up, making little costumes for his unholy minions, asking him to join in on the Magical Girl motto before fighting monsters/villiains I was mad at first, but honestly, it got funny. >> . Anonymous 12/03/15(Thu)17:13:46 No 43969684 224396971122439700翌2243978920 Wouldn't call them adventures, per se-game didnt have many sessions before friend's work schedule changed, and he had to cut back on GM-ing, and the vast majority of the time was spent indulging in Typical Anime Shenanigans There was the time we fought the evil bug queen, though Started off simple enough-the girls' magical plot device reported a swarm of insects attacking the populace, carrying off people and large amounts of valuables. Clearly, they needed to put a STOP to this horrible state of affairs, and because it was actually kind of far away, the team needed the mightiest form of transportation at their disposal-my car. And that meant a visit to their new best friend, who at the moment was busy trying to pierce the veil between realms and seize the ancient jeweled heart of Kel Anonymous 12/03/15(Thu)17:15:55 No 43969711 3969812끄429715 43969684 What kinda car did you drive? Please tell me it was a beat up station wagon or something like that >> . Anonymous 12/03/15(Thu)17:24:13 No 43969819 >>430090082243970008끄439721492,43970920 As a matter of fact, it was a Pinto cruising wagon-found by googling "ugly-ass cars" sustained by a steady stream of replacement parts and unholy magic They came in through a window, as they so often did (the catgirl had gotten stuck in the chimney last time I had locked them, and the time and effort spent dislodging a yowling abhuman far exceeded the trouble of leaving the girls an easy entrance). They spilled over a sacrificial goblet of blood harvested from a mutant hellhound, disrupting a three-day ritual, and forcing me to close the rift as quickly as possible to avoid getting my soul stolen. A brief struggle with unholy energies later, they informed me they needed a ride. Typical >> ·Anonymous 12/03/15(Thu)17:37:37 No 43970047 >>43970008쯔42979929 I helped-f I was going to interrupt my research to chauffeur them around, I might as well field-test my own unnatural powers. Once they'd settled the argument of who got to sit in the front seat this time, we headed off in the direction of the massive black cloud of bugs on the horizon. When we got close, they bolted out, swiftly moving to protect the populace and try to beat back the insect menace. I found an available space away from stampeding ciwies and made my way to the fight, summoning a pair of of encounter-appropriate mooks as I went. With the girls focusing on saving lives, I could focus on directing my magic. Excess ibbons and frilly aprons aside, my wretched homunculi were well-suited to pest control with fiery breath and physiologies resistant to mundane venom. Step by step block by block, we were stemming the chitinous tide, advancing towards what we assumed was the center of the problem. Anonymous 12/03/15(Thu)17:50:21 No.43970261 ー 978829 We soon reached what appeared to be a massive hive, squatting in the center of a public park with bugs of all flavors streaming in and out. We could see a few unconscious people being crowdsurfed in by the vermin, along with bags of cash, jewelry cases, and just about anything else with high value. I sent my vile servants forward, only for the pair of them to stop short the minute their misshapen feet touched the grass. A literal honey trap Anonymous 12/03/15(Thu)17 55 22 No 43970360トー292 2051-2973929 Big Eyes, Small Mouths-a system created for the express purpose of playing your own Animu game At that point, the proverbial fan was struck with unwholesome ammo. Huge f------ beetles erupted out of the earth, gobbling up my two hapless mooks in an instant. Combat began again, and we were soon hitting the big bastards with everything we had doing our damnedest to punch through their armor while avoiding those giant crushing mandibles. It was a hard fight, but we came out on top-but we'd all seen enough cartoons to know the boss was yet to show >> Anonymous 12/03/15(Thu)18:02:31 No.43970497 2243978929 Sure enough, we were greeted by the classic O H아 0 0 0 o an e il vilaness-the Ne erupted in a fountain o bugs, and rom them sprang a mishmash o woman and insect. She commended us on making it as far as we had-few humanoids could handle even the smallest of swarms-but we were quite deluded if we believed we could oppose her, we should simply surrender ourselves, she might feel a twinge of mercy, etc, etc. You know, usual villain stuff Anonymous 12/03/15(Thu)18. 13:41 No.43970719 wmom 43970804 43978920 One of the girls retorted that we'd NEVER surrender to an EVIL VILLAIN, that she was doing something VERY wrong by kidnapping people and stealing stuff. The villainess laughed again, purring that it was only natural that a BEAUTIFUL queen like her have a full treasury, and a household full of servants to tend her LOVELY self. I asked whether she really needed human slaves if she apparently wielded total control over both normal and super-sized bugs, but Im not certain she heard me over the banter. The conversation ran its usual course, culminating in the insect queen's decision to destroy all of us. The superpower pleasantries out of the way, it was time for the team fight-which meant it was time for the team motto. Anonymous 12/03/15(Thu)18: 18:26 No 43970806 ▶ 3970881-3971300 3972194-3973929 Catgirl: Love! Angel: Dreams! Shrine Maiden: Miracles! Witch: The wishes of Earth will shine like the stars Pretty Soldier: And starlight will chase away evil All together: So we fight for Earth and its people! We are-(pose centered around my character) Me: I will have no part of this (The girls continue to hold the pose, waiting) Me...."sigh"... the Pretty Justicians Anonymous 12/03/15(Thu)18:27:51 No.43970992 3978塑 Had it come up prior to the game closing, I have no doubt it would have been so. Thus, battle was joined The fight itself was what the great Jim Ross might have called "a slobberknocker-that buggy bitch hit like a tank, and catching her with our own attacks was tricky, to say the least-and even a heavy hitter like the angel didnt seem to stagger her much.I was rapidly burning through my list of summons, some used to attack, others yanked out of the aether as a last-second shield. My bigger powers required incantations, and time was something I was most certainly not getting. At the rate we were going the odds of victory got slimmer and slimmer for the forces of Good and Happiness (and their driver). S> ● Anonymous 12/03/15(Thu)18:36:18 No.43971175トー3978塑 As we neared defeat, the shrine maiden called to me, asking if I had any kind of magic that could turn the tide. I explained my situation- needed a moment without distraction to summon the requisite dark energy, or my spell would have all the weight and destructive power of an anemic churchmouse. She asked again-I just need a lot of dark energy, and I can do the spell? Yes, I replied, but that takes time-not like there's a gaping hole in reality down the street I can pull my mojo out of. After a moment, the girls turned to me, and announced their brilliant plan-they were going to run away for a minute, and they'd need me to keep the razor-edged death queen busy. al . Anonymous 12/03/15(Thu)18:47:02 No 43971366 2243971辺쯔43971442 쯔43971498 쯔4397a920 What followed was quite a few rounds of me and whatever minion I could pull out of my sleeve getting shitstomped by the boss. She took the opportunity to monologue, remarking how sad it was that a man like myself would follow a bunch of frightened girls around, how I would have made a much better servant for a powerful woman like herself, etc, etc. Usual spirit-breaking stuff. I ignored it-I had lost control of my life a long while ago, and insinuating that I was a pervert could hardly even make me blink anymore. Still, I couldn't help but wonder if this was my fate, to be murdered by a narcissistic bug person for driving five goofy vigilantes to work. The insect queen pulled back, ready to finish me with a single, powerful strike And got hit in the face with a flying car A Pinto cruising wagon, to be precise S> Anonymous 12/03/1S(Thu)18:58:18 No 43971571トー3971792ー397186§ 3973929 As it turned out, the girls had gone searching for the single biggest pocket of dark energy in the city-which just so happened to be my personal vehicle. After much trial and error, they had (somehow?) managed to hotwire the thing, and driven it (rather haphazardly) into the city all the way to the edge of the park. They had then poured just about every spell and enhancement they had remaining among them into the car-given the nature of their powers, it was a bit like adding a time-release cesium capsule to a bathtub. Their magic bomb thus primed, they had used their combined physical strength and magical prowess to chuck that mother straight at the insect queen's ugly face. Anonymous 12/03/15(Thu)19:25:31 No 43972047 4397207222439721022243972136224397392 We could have, perhaps. But that would have required a car. When the smoke cleared, I was remarkably alive. The insect queen, remarkably less-than-alive. With their leader dead, the bugs seemed to go into a panic and die, leaving us in a eldnitchly-scorched park filled with mountains of dead bugs and some very confused (and badly stung) people. The girls immediately crowded around me, asking if I was okay and they were really sorry about the car, but I had mentioned the car used my unholy power to keep running, but we had won, wasn't that great, and they were really really sorry about leaving me to fight her on my own, but I was okay, right? "> | Anonymous 12/03/15mu)19 33:52 №43972191 43972244쯔43978829 It hadn't been a great day. I known it wouldn't be from the moment I nearly got my soul stolen. But I was alive. I was in one piece. I was still sane. So, as much as it was possible since I first met the team, I was okay We stopped for dinner before I called a ride. One of them ate too much and threw up in the cab Typical

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Quantum Lich

Anonymous 10201 1mujt3 2011。16685377曰 15584827 I was ance trapped in a similar box with a wizand As pat of our quest to destroy cabal of high level liches l had been researching ichdom heady and had by that port fgued uta Bay to make myself ich and atar wating for my party to tae ma (they never dd, wera wene splis into two groups and tha othar two in my group got talapoted halt way around the world i, another trap > l tuned myself ireo a lich . remained brapped in that room for two hundred years before some adventurers accidentally brake me out. By that point I was haf mad AND a ich □ Anonymous 1020/11(Thu)13:22 No 16686403 Ξ You kil thase advanturas? □ Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)13 27 No 166354478 I went to hug the frst one who walked throughth door and sh shot a bot at my head I then killed them al and animated th roge who broke □ Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)13 29 No 166864668 Imagine thare surprise. In some alternate universe were thay ware the PCa, their dickhaad DM put a ich in a sealed chamber for a group of low level PCs Anonymous 10/20/11/Thu,13 35 No 16665623 Huh Hadat thought of inthat way What a complete d--- move Though I wl admit the exparience gave me new axparience for what t is ika being an undaad trapped in a dungaon My DM mada me oll a d20 for avery decade I w離down there to see what happened I ha d fetsteps twice and once heard someone yel Not a very fun!ing existence □ Anonymous 1020/11(Thu)13 39 No 16685565H 2 16685523 Day 4532 A small beetle found it's way into my chamber today t was the first chance Id had to soul drain something in decades, what a d □ Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)13.53 No 16686703 16636565 Day 22995 inaty days since I heard the foctsteps Decided this moming to stop screaming, whoever was hare has probably let Tomomow wil start counting the blocks i, the wal again Going to gue53 there 3re 4535 of them 53me last time □ Anonymous 102011(Thu)14 01 No 16686796曰 Day 45321 My experiment to imagine a new personality from bith up in my mind isnt going well He got beat up by imaginary bulias agan and imaginary school Also, the sound of this gnowing moss is dealeningI gotta do another scraping □ Anonymous 10.2011(Thu)14 07 No 166858508 Day 25668 Turned 100 today Figured it was an important day drew smley faces of blocks 2222. 1111, 3333, and 4444 1 then invited my new friends to a party It was racher awwand, I couldnt gat any conversation Sowing □ Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)14 07 No 166858513 Day 52903 Imaginary Larry had an interesting day today, as he kolled his fest kobold He kapt its severed head as a trophy That will teach them Lamy that will show those bastards □ Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)14 10 No 166858728 Day 2591 Reaized today that I have been wearing the same underwear for seven years I am disconcertingly bothered very little by this □ Anonymous 102011(Thu,14 21 No. 16085978曰 Day 56278 Treachery! Imaginary Larry (or Lord Lary as he styles himself now) has decided to retire rom adventuring Citing a long and successful career adding to the fact that he is getting older and wants to settle down with that cheap evish w---- his is aways with (I have wamed him about her why won't ha laten?) He has promised to stay in touch, to wite and stop by to viat, but clams that he seally ia looking forward to ratiramant Mutiny! We stil havent gotten the crown of fed thrones om he lair of the Red Wyrms! □ Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)14 26 No 1668603013 I just realzed how I could be the dream of a ich trapped in a treasuna room Cool □ Anonymous 102011(Thu)1428 No 166860438 Day 60341: Had that dream again where my mother and sister were making out naked agan My therapist sad that this is perfectly natural and not to search for too much meaning in my dreams 1am still bothered by this though. This is most ikely because I do not sleep and there is no therapist □ Anonymous 10aa11(Thu)1428 No 16686050A Day 665042 ve fnally re-ramembered how to speak common. Nota do not invent new languages when nong else can speak t i have to go to Lal and see f the blacksmith has fnished making my cat □ Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)1431 No 166360758 Play your naxt character as a guy who believes himself to be the product of a hatf insane/ bared lich in a treasure room's imagination □ Anonymous 10.2011(Thu)1431 No 166860808 Day 665093 Used some clothing fragments to make a doll for Larry's daughter Even though she's a half-elf chldren of any race deserve to have nice things. I am her godfather, after all. On a side note, I never considered how long my hair would get after not cutting it for so long it's rather appaling Anonymous 102011(Thu)14 36 № t6686118曰 Day 9496 Today I was finaly able to run up the side of the wall and do a double back ip while landing on my feet Wish someone was around to see it Wish I had spent the past few years trying to master something more productive □ 008 10-20/11(Thu)14 36 No 16686127曰 So what happens ifit turns ou卖to betrue? So what happens when thi皋character nevitably conas across a iché sealed ira treasure room and sets him free? Ce to麒ist? Contine on wth the 3derture 35 the Liches s maginary fhend? Become the lich? O Anonymous 1020/11mu)14 37 № t66861338 one side and 665100 ve got to show Larry this new mention of mne t's a thin matal plank sharpened along both edges and brought to a pont wrapped n leather on the other l think cal 、acar btw, Ive saved all this for my BigBad ich in an up coming campaign Im running Excellant Anonymous 1020/11mu)14 38 Na 16686140 Continue on with the adventure as the Liche's imaginary hend? This! you ane now a Lich's imaginary friend. it is time to adventure! □ Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)1440 No 16686163合 016競6140 And so begns .ngs newest fad Imaginary Lich Quest □ Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)14 40 No 16686167 It turns out that you were brought into exiatence by the pure belothat you actually axisted. So when you rescue the Lich. you could cantinue to adventure with him until it is ravealed that you are a igment of his imagination brought to Ife, at which point you probably caase to exist on the spot □ Anonym,ous 10/20/11(Thu)14 42 No 16686 180 1.78 MB, 352 240 1282473438882 pt ooking forward to tha □ Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)1446 ND 166862098 perhaps th-lich wil and he's ben·fragmert of your mind all along Maybe h phylacfphy broke years ago and you are his r* ncarnated soul □ 008 1020/ 1 1(Thu)14 46 № 16606214曰 But f you koll the Lich, maybe you could bacome him. □ Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)14:46 No 16686219H Ther- ks actually·way ou but the Lich's shizophrenic mind has kept him from noticing t while Larry is actualy him, conquering the land and fueking Imagine thair taces whan thay enter the last crypt in tha BBEG's fartress af doom to find him graoting tham glesfully as his saours Then they possibly befriend him just to find out he is their enemy but he is also not F------ quantum lich □ Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu/14 47No 166362248 Imaginary Phylactery. Thats f------ brilliant □ Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)14:49 No 166862418 Day 36525: Today is my hundredth year since I first entered this room. I decided that I would turn over a new leaf and wrote heart felt letters to both Nerva and Sony taling them that I ha e finally fig en tam for leaing me the placa all those years ago Neva that bastard halterim not bang spiteful he was born out of wedock), t5 probatiy sti alive Full figured Sonya 53dly most likely deceased she would be 124 d i seem to recal we hurnans dont usually live that long Stil, sel good to reieve myself of that anper. Cant seem to fnd the post office though □ Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)14 49 No 16686246 囚1462 KB 638x850 2029827734 58a7aafb28_apg) 10/20/11(Thu) 14 49 No 16636248 5i0-14 KB. 261x166, 1275069893777s jpg MY MIND IS BEING R---- INTO A PUDOLE OF QUIVERNG G00 □ Anonymous 102011(Thu]15:09 ND 166864468 81 KB, 540x540, PoohTrasToThink jpg) the The only way to be yourselffrorna trapped room is to create an imaginay character so vivid and tealistic tha, character actually materalzes in the real world and then opens the door to the room fom the outside Because the trapped room actualy magically anchantad nam for young wizards to studypractica trying to astral proiect ar talaknesis ther way out of theroom
Anonymous 10201 1mujt3 2011。16685377曰 15584827 I was ance trapped in a similar box with a wizand As pat of our quest to destroy cabal of high level liches l had been researching ichdom heady and had by that port fgued uta Bay to make myself ich and atar wating for my party to tae ma (they never dd, wera wene splis into two groups and tha othar two in my group got talapoted halt way around the world i, another trap > l tuned myself ireo a lich . remained brapped in that room for two hundred years before some adventurers accidentally brake me out. By that point I was haf mad AND a ich □ Anonymous 1020/11(Thu)13:22 No 16686403 Ξ You kil thase advanturas? □ Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)13 27 No 166354478 I went to hug the frst one who walked throughth door and sh shot a bot at my head I then killed them al and animated th roge who broke □ Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)13 29 No 166864668 Imagine thare surprise. In some alternate universe were thay ware the PCa, their dickhaad DM put a ich in a sealed chamber for a group of low level PCs Anonymous 10/20/11/Thu,13 35 No 16665623 Huh Hadat thought of inthat way What a complete d--- move Though I wl admit the exparience gave me new axparience for what t is ika being an undaad trapped in a dungaon My DM mada me oll a d20 for avery decade I w離down there to see what happened I ha d fetsteps twice and once heard someone yel Not a very fun!ing existence □ Anonymous 1020/11(Thu)13 39 No 16685565H 2 16685523 Day 4532 A small beetle found it's way into my chamber today t was the first chance Id had to soul drain something in decades, what a d □ Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)13.53 No 16686703 16636565 Day 22995 inaty days since I heard the foctsteps Decided this moming to stop screaming, whoever was hare has probably let Tomomow wil start counting the blocks i, the wal again Going to gue53 there 3re 4535 of them 53me last time □ Anonymous 102011(Thu)14 01 No 16686796曰 Day 45321 My experiment to imagine a new personality from bith up in my mind isnt going well He got beat up by imaginary bulias agan and imaginary school Also, the sound of this gnowing moss is dealeningI gotta do another scraping □ Anonymous 10.2011(Thu)14 07 No 166858508 Day 25668 Turned 100 today Figured it was an important day drew smley faces of blocks 2222. 1111, 3333, and 4444 1 then invited my new friends to a party It was racher awwand, I couldnt gat any conversation Sowing □ Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)14 07 No 166858513 Day 52903 Imaginary Larry had an interesting day today, as he kolled his fest kobold He kapt its severed head as a trophy That will teach them Lamy that will show those bastards □ Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)14 10 No 166858728 Day 2591 Reaized today that I have been wearing the same underwear for seven years I am disconcertingly bothered very little by this □ Anonymous 102011(Thu,14 21 No. 16085978曰 Day 56278 Treachery! Imaginary Larry (or Lord Lary as he styles himself now) has decided to retire rom adventuring Citing a long and successful career adding to the fact that he is getting older and wants to settle down with that cheap evish w---- his is aways with (I have wamed him about her why won't ha laten?) He has promised to stay in touch, to wite and stop by to viat, but clams that he seally ia looking forward to ratiramant Mutiny! We stil havent gotten the crown of fed thrones om he lair of the Red Wyrms! □ Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)14 26 No 1668603013 I just realzed how I could be the dream of a ich trapped in a treasuna room Cool □ Anonymous 102011(Thu)1428 No 166860438 Day 60341: Had that dream again where my mother and sister were making out naked agan My therapist sad that this is perfectly natural and not to search for too much meaning in my dreams 1am still bothered by this though. This is most ikely because I do not sleep and there is no therapist □ Anonymous 10aa11(Thu)1428 No 16686050A Day 665042 ve fnally re-ramembered how to speak common. Nota do not invent new languages when nong else can speak t i have to go to Lal and see f the blacksmith has fnished making my cat □ Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)1431 No 166360758 Play your naxt character as a guy who believes himself to be the product of a hatf insane/ bared lich in a treasure room's imagination □ Anonymous 10.2011(Thu)1431 No 166860808 Day 665093 Used some clothing fragments to make a doll for Larry's daughter Even though she's a half-elf chldren of any race deserve to have nice things. I am her godfather, after all. On a side note, I never considered how long my hair would get after not cutting it for so long it's rather appaling Anonymous 102011(Thu)14 36 № t6686118曰 Day 9496 Today I was finaly able to run up the side of the wall and do a double back ip while landing on my feet Wish someone was around to see it Wish I had spent the past few years trying to master something more productive □ 008 10-20/11(Thu)14 36 No 16686127曰 So what happens ifit turns ou卖to betrue? So what happens when thi皋character nevitably conas across a iché sealed ira treasure room and sets him free? Ce to麒ist? Contine on wth the 3derture 35 the Liches s maginary fhend? Become the lich? O Anonymous 1020/11mu)14 37 № t66861338 one side and 665100 ve got to show Larry this new mention of mne t's a thin matal plank sharpened along both edges and brought to a pont wrapped n leather on the other l think cal 、acar btw, Ive saved all this for my BigBad ich in an up coming campaign Im running Excellant Anonymous 1020/11mu)14 38 Na 16686140 Continue on with the adventure as the Liche's imaginary hend? This! you ane now a Lich's imaginary friend. it is time to adventure! □ Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)1440 No 16686163合 016競6140 And so begns .ngs newest fad Imaginary Lich Quest □ Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)14 40 No 16686167 It turns out that you were brought into exiatence by the pure belothat you actually axisted. So when you rescue the Lich. you could cantinue to adventure with him until it is ravealed that you are a igment of his imagination brought to Ife, at which point you probably caase to exist on the spot □ Anonym,ous 10/20/11(Thu)14 42 No 16686 180 1.78 MB, 352 240 1282473438882 pt ooking forward to tha □ Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)1446 ND 166862098 perhaps th-lich wil and he's ben·fragmert of your mind all along Maybe h phylacfphy broke years ago and you are his r* ncarnated soul □ 008 1020/ 1 1(Thu)14 46 № 16606214曰 But f you koll the Lich, maybe you could bacome him. □ Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)14:46 No 16686219H Ther- ks actually·way ou but the Lich's shizophrenic mind has kept him from noticing t while Larry is actualy him, conquering the land and fueking Imagine thair taces whan thay enter the last crypt in tha BBEG's fartress af doom to find him graoting tham glesfully as his saours Then they possibly befriend him just to find out he is their enemy but he is also not F------ quantum lich □ Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu/14 47No 166362248 Imaginary Phylactery. Thats f------ brilliant □ Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)14:49 No 166862418 Day 36525: Today is my hundredth year since I first entered this room. I decided that I would turn over a new leaf and wrote heart felt letters to both Nerva and Sony taling them that I ha e finally fig en tam for leaing me the placa all those years ago Neva that bastard halterim not bang spiteful he was born out of wedock), t5 probatiy sti alive Full figured Sonya 53dly most likely deceased she would be 124 d i seem to recal we hurnans dont usually live that long Stil, sel good to reieve myself of that anper. Cant seem to fnd the post office though □ Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)14 49 No 16686246 囚1462 KB 638x850 2029827734 58a7aafb28_apg) 10/20/11(Thu) 14 49 No 16636248 5i0-14 KB. 261x166, 1275069893777s jpg MY MIND IS BEING R---- INTO A PUDOLE OF QUIVERNG G00 □ Anonymous 102011(Thu]15:09 ND 166864468 81 KB, 540x540, PoohTrasToThink jpg) the The only way to be yourselffrorna trapped room is to create an imaginay character so vivid and tealistic tha, character actually materalzes in the real world and then opens the door to the room fom the outside Because the trapped room actualy magically anchantad nam for young wizards to studypractica trying to astral proiect ar talaknesis ther way out of theroom

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The barbarian intimidation check made my sides go to heaven

Anonymous 09/22/11(Thu)20:50 No.16390938 File 1316739015 Hide (420 KB, 670x642, blackulas.png) >In a temple devoted to some water god >Filled with nymphs and mermaids >My Bard, Drake, decides he wants to try and seduce one of the mermaids DM: "Okay, using your knowledge of mermaids, you know that they have a thing for sailors." Me: "ls there a dinghy nearby? DM: "Yes, would you like to try and use it?" Me: "Hell veah!" DM: "Drake hops into the dinghy and starts rowing towards a small group of mermaids. Unfortunately, there's no water in this part of the temple and the sound of you forcing the wooden boat across the stone echoes around the cavernous temple. The noise is akin to nails on a chalkboard. Drake finally stops in front of the mermaids, what would you like to say?" Me: "Laaaaaaaaadies." We had to break for five minutes because the table was in hysterics Anonymous 09/22/11 (Thu)19:32 No. 163902830 Hide >we f----- up bad >need someone to risk certain death to allow the rest of the group to escape >our war chanter turns to her follower >staring straight into the GMs eyes, her voice strong and steady, she gives a speech about heroism and sacrifice >puts hand on his shoulder >"I believe in you" >*beat* >hand goes from the shoulder to a d20 "IMMA ROLL THAT BLUFF CHECK" Anonymous 09/22/11 (Thu)21:24 No. 163912740 Hide Talk wife into playing D&D with us. It's the first time she's ever rolled dice. Make a Dwarf fighter for her Our party is infiltrating a Gnoll camp to rescue prisoners We sneak over wall and creep up on shack we hope has the prisoners. She asks if she can run through the wall. We chuckle a bit, remind her the door is right there. She'd still like to try, the DM has her roll a STR check. Nat 20 We laugh, DM says she makes a perfect Dwarf sized hole in the side of the cabin. Fast forward to later in the encounter. The Gnoll Chieftain steps out of his tent and hefts it's triple headed flail DM asks the wife, "What do you do? Wife pantomimes hitting her axe into the palm of her hand, "T'm going to make a Dwarf sized hole in him." | Anonymous 09/22/11(Thu)22:39 No. 163920 190 Hide File 1316745568 ipg-(14 KB, 216x216, image.jpg) "The avalanche is gaining on you,Urist. The rest of the party has escaped. But your full plate a and tiny legs are slowing you down." >" stop running, turn around and brace my self >"lul k. now what?" >"Intimidate check" 20, 20 And that s--- rolled right the f--- back up that mountain Anonymous 09/22/11(Thu)22:41 No. 16392044 Hide File 1316745702 gif-(7 KB, 301x270, f--- yes2.gif) F--- 16392019 YES Cú Chulainn 09/22/11(Thu)22:42 No. 16392051 Hide File 1316745737 ipg-(305 KB, 800x783, F--- Yeah!.jpg) 16390938 Congrats, you win the thread F--- YEAH
Anonymous 09/22/11(Thu)20:50 No.16390938 File 1316739015 Hide (420 KB, 670x642, blackulas.png) >In a temple devoted to some water god >Filled with nymphs and mermaids >My Bard, Drake, decides he wants to try and seduce one of the mermaids DM: "Okay, using your knowledge of mermaids, you know that they have a thing for sailors." Me: "ls there a dinghy nearby? DM: "Yes, would you like to try and use it?" Me: "Hell veah!" DM: "Drake hops into the dinghy and starts rowing towards a small group of mermaids. Unfortunately, there's no water in this part of the temple and the sound of you forcing the wooden boat across the stone echoes around the cavernous temple. The noise is akin to nails on a chalkboard. Drake finally stops in front of the mermaids, what would you like to say?" Me: "Laaaaaaaaadies." We had to break for five minutes because the table was in hysterics Anonymous 09/22/11 (Thu)19:32 No. 163902830 Hide >we f----- up bad >need someone to risk certain death to allow the rest of the group to escape >our war chanter turns to her follower >staring straight into the GMs eyes, her voice strong and steady, she gives a speech about heroism and sacrifice >puts hand on his shoulder >"I believe in you" >*beat* >hand goes from the shoulder to a d20 "IMMA ROLL THAT BLUFF CHECK" Anonymous 09/22/11 (Thu)21:24 No. 163912740 Hide Talk wife into playing D&D with us. It's the first time she's ever rolled dice. Make a Dwarf fighter for her Our party is infiltrating a Gnoll camp to rescue prisoners We sneak over wall and creep up on shack we hope has the prisoners. She asks if she can run through the wall. We chuckle a bit, remind her the door is right there. She'd still like to try, the DM has her roll a STR check. Nat 20 We laugh, DM says she makes a perfect Dwarf sized hole in the side of the cabin. Fast forward to later in the encounter. The Gnoll Chieftain steps out of his tent and hefts it's triple headed flail DM asks the wife, "What do you do? Wife pantomimes hitting her axe into the palm of her hand, "T'm going to make a Dwarf sized hole in him." | Anonymous 09/22/11(Thu)22:39 No. 163920 190 Hide File 1316745568 ipg-(14 KB, 216x216, image.jpg) "The avalanche is gaining on you,Urist. The rest of the party has escaped. But your full plate a and tiny legs are slowing you down." >" stop running, turn around and brace my self >"lul k. now what?" >"Intimidate check" 20, 20 And that s--- rolled right the f--- back up that mountain Anonymous 09/22/11(Thu)22:41 No. 16392044 Hide File 1316745702 gif-(7 KB, 301x270, f--- yes2.gif) F--- 16392019 YES Cú Chulainn 09/22/11(Thu)22:42 No. 16392051 Hide File 1316745737 ipg-(305 KB, 800x783, F--- Yeah!.jpg) 16390938 Congrats, you win the thread F--- YEAH

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! File: 134308588488i (1.53 MB, 2480x3508) Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)17:48:59 No.42334554 ▶ 끄42334 So why isn't there a good RPG for Harry Poner? Or one for Naruto or other popular weeaboo things, at that? 2335300242336212 09/06v15(Sun)17:52:34 No.423346172-42334731 Because Harry Potter is & stupid childish setting, and were stupid, chidish books. There probably IS an rpg for Naruto, but ir's s--- because Naruto is s---. He's the f----- with the spiky hair and the orange vest, right? Let me say this once, and ONLY ONCE: S------- games/books/movies DESERVE AND WILL GET s----tier RPGs [Return] [Catalogl |Bottom] [Update]「. Auto] 15/21718 File: 13430 8848801凶(1.53 MB, 2480x3508) | Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)17:48:59 No.4233455艹ー233 ES-2335300-2336219 So why isn't there a good RPG tor Harry Potter? Or one for Naruto or other popular weeaboo things, at that? chldish books. Search Google for "lynhoPTOBFir There probably Vigw Selection Source Let me say this inspect Element () S----tier And you can see that phenomenon at work here. is s---. He's the f----- with the spiky hair and the orange vest, right? Adblock Plus: Block image Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun) 17:59:21 No.42334731 File: beeces.ing (21 KB, 222x229) 쯔 쯔 ab cidre tig gt/h/r/kmo p/r/SIT/uVvg w wg ic (r9k(s4s(em/hm/igbt/y 3/adv an/asp /biz g/ck/co/diy ts t gd he/int jp t/mip/mu /n/out/ po/ pol /sdi /soc/sp tg toy /tv/tv/vp/wsg/x tg/ - Traditional Games Please support dchan by disabing your ad blocker on Achan.org, purchasing a sclf-serve ad or buvyne a dchan [Post a Reply] 062v15 t's now possible to use the legacy text CAPTCHA in the Quick Reply window You can and the new option ineide the [Setingsmenu under Quotes&Replying 04/34/15 Janitor acceptance e-mails re being sent check your Spam lolder iyou applied Settings All + Quotes & Replying Filters & Post Hiding Fiter and highlight specific threads/posts [Ed paten-based fiters Please Thread hiding [Clear History] Hide entdre treads by clicking the minus buton Hide thread stubs Dont display stubs of hidden treads Disable the native extension A川 Export Settings Save Settings [Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [ -Auto] File: 1343095984880 ipg (1.53 MB, 2480x3508) Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)17:48:59 No.42334554 竺42334 So why isn't there a good RPG for Harry Potter? Or one for Naruto or other popular weeaboo things, at thar? usm_asn Settings Quotes & Replying - Filters &Post Hiding Fiter and highlight specific threads/posts [E TS Enable pamem-based fiters Please suppart 4chan byThread hiding (Clear History Hide entre threads by dlicking the minus button Hide thread stubs Dont display mu in out po Settings [Expand All Settings + Quotes & Replying Filters & Post Hiding Fiter and highlight specific threads/posts [Edit) Enable patem-based fiters Please Support4chan bs 6a Thread hiding [Clear History re threads by clicking the minus buton Hide entre Hide thread stubs Dont display stubs of hidden freads + Images & Media Disable the native extension Filters & Highlights On PatternBoards Type Color Auto Hide Del [Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] Auto] Add File: 1343085884880ipg (1.53 MB, 2480x3508) So why isn't there a good RPG for Harry Potter? Or one for Naruto or other popular weeaboo things, at that? virtualoptim !ynhOPT0efir 09/06/15(Sun)17:52:34 No.42334617·tsunl Because Harry Potter is a stupid childish setting, and were stupid, childish books There probably IS an rpg for Naruto, but it's s--- because Naruto is s---. He's the f----- with the spky hair and the orange vest, Let me say this once, and ONLY ONCE S----tier games/books/movies DESERVE AND WILL GET s----tier RPGs And you can see that phenomenon at work here s 09/06/15(Sun)17:59:21 No.42334731 Auan-nu笾 Please support 4chan by disabling your ad blocker on *4chan.org [Return] [Catalogl [Bottom] [Update] I Auto] File: 1343085894880 jng (1.53 MB, 2480x3508) Anonyrmous 09 06/1S(Sun)17:48:59 No.42334554 竺4284岱竺4233500竺42335212 So why isn't there a good RPG for Harry Poter? Or one for Naruto or other popular weeaboo things, at thai? virtualoptim!!ynhOPT0efr 09/06/15(Sun)17:52:34 No.42334617 Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)17:59:21 No.42334731 ▶-same File: beeeesǐpg (21 KB, 222x229) othis thing that millions and millions of people rs movie series doesn't come with hard and fast rules for everything, so BEEEES lynhOPTOBfir 09/06/15(Sun)18:04:16 No.42334818
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Thorgun the Barbarian Meets His Destiny

File: 1359766026693 2 KB, 852x475, Joumeyquestdm.jpg) Anonymous 02/01/13(Fri)19:47 No.22923673 Replies: 22923697 All right /tg/, gather up. I have a story to tell you. And I know you like stories When I'm done, I suggest turning this into general that DM/ cool DM thread Anonymous 02/01/13(Fri)19:48 No.22923697 Reples 22923752 One of my friends decided to run a game. We've been playing RPGs a lot of time together and I've never seen him DMing, so- obviously -I was a bit curious how this might turn out. He always was an all right player, fun to have fun with. Also, he always reminded me of an offspring a bear and a huge dog might possibly have had. You know, in a parallel universe where biology doesn't exactly work like our does. I guess that's not important, though. I was told to prepare myself a character using D&D 3.5. Well, I thought, it could have been worse, it could have been FATAL. Also, all of us know that it is the GM that makes the game, not the system and so on, so instead of complaining I rolled with it/ a character. DM told me that I can do this myself, and that he only wants to see the results; also that I should aim for a tribal feel, that playing casters is discouraged, and that he wouldn't mind a bit of minmaxing. Oh, and I had to make a human 'Well, fine. I thought and made myself a barbarian. At least those damn casters won't steal our spotlight and I can expect manly men doing manly things This, or DM is going to introduce some kind of OP Merlin DMPC. But I kept this thought to myself >> □ Anonymous 02/01/13(Fri)19:51 No 22923752 Replies: 2222923818 222923697 Since I was starting at a low level, I decided not to overblow my history. Adopted son of a local fisherman, mysterious child, blah, blah, blah, dreams about being a warrior but in his tribe your father (biological father) had to back you up if you wanted to become a weaponthane, so he trained himself. Thus the barbarian. I sent this all to DM. Soon I've received a reply "cool. Please, come at four PM Well, I get there a bit late, but there is nobody in except me and him. He smiles, nods, says that the rest will arrive a bit later, and that he wanted to get my character a proper introduction. It was weird, but we 've been total bros for a long, long time so I sat down. He brought some refreshments, offered me a beer, cracked himself one open (l think it was the first clue as to what kind of game we will be playing) and hid behind the DM screen. First, we roleplay through some childhood scenes. Your character faces bullies, your character sees his friend bullied, your character is generally disliked due to air of wrongness he has around himself, your character finds out that the aforemented fisherman is not your real dad, and so on, and so on. Soon I have my character fleshed out - a warrior that tries to hone the rage smothering within him as just another weapon. For some reason DM smiles when I tell him that > > □ Anonymous 02/01/13(Fri)19:56 No 22923818 Replies: 2222923940 File: 1359766561553.ipg-(73 KB, 495x730, 1356353744463.jpg) >>22923752 Then, the real quest begins. Thorgun the barbarian leaves his hamlet for hunting, and when he returns he finds the village burning and the corpses charred with dragon fire. It was much cooler when he told that, but that was basically what it boiled down to Thorgun seeks revenge. Also, he was unable to find the corpse of his love among the dead, so hoping that dragon might have kidnapped her, he follows him. Through the forest and through the desert, killing wolves and wild beasts, saving villages from dangers, visiting ancient temple in hope of finding a dragonslaying sword, more than once just barely escaping with his life. Some NPCs turn up, major character arcs ensue, but all the time I wonder 'where the hell are the other players?" As I ask GM about this, he smiles and says that one of them will turn up soon. I expect something creepy to happen but, lo and behold, a guy actually arrives. You have no idea how relieved I felt. Pleasantries ensued, GM cracked himself yet another beer and we returned to game. The new guy just sat there, also smiling (bad sign? Good sign?), playing with some papers he brought with himself □ Anonymous 02/01/13(Fri)20:03 No 22923940 Replies 2222923954 File: 1359767019561.ipg (103 KB, 750x600, TG 300.jpg) 2222923818 My barbarian prepares a poisoned sheep to cripple the dragon. I also got myself a huge trunk to use as a club, keeping dragonslaying sword at hand. The plan was simple - either poison him, or- if that won't work- sneak into his cavern and club/ stab him to death DRUIDS It worked, partially. Dragon ate the ship, but instead of falling dead he started vomiting. So, deciding that the cover was already blown I grabbed my tree and run out of bushes screaming like an idiot. I managed to catch him with a trunk hit while he was barfing, so I had a lot of time to follow up with a couple more blows. I've nearly managed to beat him into a pulp, but then he shook it off and faced me, however mangled and sick he was Well, I dodged vomit/breath attack and stabbed him with a magical sword. A few times. The beast fell, and my barbarian started screaming with joy Then, another dragon turned up. And another. And their mother I stare at my GM for a moment in an "are you serious? way. He tells me that dragons roar in unison, that their mother pounces at me Well, f--- encounters with CR too high. I start 'zerking □ Anonymous 02/01/13(Fri)20:05 No 22923954 Replies: >>22924003 File: 1359767105186.ipg-(62 KB, 640x360, 1351708121279 jpg) >> 222923940 and the dragon is blown aside with POWAHFUL MAGICAL BEAMS Oh great, I thought. DMPC wizaro. But nooo! A huge, glistening beast appears from the sky, throwing one thunder of fiery red death after another at the vile beast. Dragon's body spasms and twitches as the very life is burned out of it. With an ungodly roar, the grey monster that apparently - saved you lands on earth, sporting stinking fumes. I slightly watted Two remaining drakes move back a little, apparently horrified by the death of their mother and the new monster. You have a feeling that it stares at you through its huge, black eyes. Well, I charged it with my trunk. Its huge maw opens roaring even louder and surrounding itself with great vapours. But not before Thorgun rushed it with his mighty club "rollan, rollan "He managed to catch it at a knee-joint, apparently crippling it gravely □ Anonymous 02/01/13(Fri)20:07 No.22924003 Replies: 22 9 KB, 620x437, 123 jpg) 222923954 DM describes the beast collapsing, and I start to wonder whether l just one-shotted an encounter. But then the other guy -I've nearly forgotten about him; also two girls came around in the meantime (and I am sure they were "together). Still, the File player speaks, looking as though he is about to burst into laughter any moment now Out of the beasts' remains you see a huge ogre rising. He is clad in a blood-red steel, decorated with imagery of black raven. He gives Thorgun a long stare" - I get ready to yell 1 chargel "and looks aside, at the wyrmlings. He raises his hand, holding a weird wand with it, points it at them and"-he looks at GM, GM nods-"blasts them apart in a matter of few thundering moments I wat. And then I smile The figure comes a few earth-shaking steps closer until all you can see is his armor. Even though his physical supremacy is obvious, he falls to one knee; the earth thunders as he does it. Then, you hear booming, stunningly loud and alien voice. It says 'My lord von Trovalt. Finally I've found you GM hands me a new character sheet. lt reads 'Rogue Trader' on top of it, and is filled with something quite resembling stats of the D&D character I've prepared earlier P2 Anonymous 02/01/13(Fri)20:10 No.22924052 That's some good s--- right there □ Anonymous 02/01/13(Fri)20:11 No 22924061 2>22924003 OP, you have the best DM □ Anonymous 02/01/13(Fri)20:12 No.22924079 Replies:-229241782-229243462-22924580 File (198 KB, 1280x896, 1349559507088.jpg) "Unluckily,I bear grave news. Your father is dead, killed by treacherous poison of forsaken eldar witches. Most of your siblings were blown apart, together with a ship, in a battle that ensued a few moments after your father's demise. Now you, as the eldest of von Trovalts are the righteous bearer of the Warrant of Trade. I feel obliged to Then Thorgun did exactly what he would have done to any other, scary monster speaking incomprehensible things. He slapped it with a tree Thus begun the great, galactic journey of Thorgun von Trovalt, another in a long line of great and honoured Rogue Traders Oh! And I kept my sword
File: 1359766026693 2 KB, 852x475, Joumeyquestdm.jpg) Anonymous 02/01/13(Fri)19:47 No.22923673 Replies: 22923697 All right /tg/, gather up. I have a story to tell you. And I know you like stories When I'm done, I suggest turning this into general that DM/ cool DM thread Anonymous 02/01/13(Fri)19:48 No.22923697 Reples 22923752 One of my friends decided to run a game. We've been playing RPGs a lot of time together and I've never seen him DMing, so- obviously -I was a bit curious how this might turn out. He always was an all right player, fun to have fun with. Also, he always reminded me of an offspring a bear and a huge dog might possibly have had. You know, in a parallel universe where biology doesn't exactly work like our does. I guess that's not important, though. I was told to prepare myself a character using D&D 3.5. Well, I thought, it could have been worse, it could have been FATAL. Also, all of us know that it is the GM that makes the game, not the system and so on, so instead of complaining I rolled with it/ a character. DM told me that I can do this myself, and that he only wants to see the results; also that I should aim for a tribal feel, that playing casters is discouraged, and that he wouldn't mind a bit of minmaxing. Oh, and I had to make a human 'Well, fine. I thought and made myself a barbarian. At least those damn casters won't steal our spotlight and I can expect manly men doing manly things This, or DM is going to introduce some kind of OP Merlin DMPC. But I kept this thought to myself >> □ Anonymous 02/01/13(Fri)19:51 No 22923752 Replies: 2222923818 222923697 Since I was starting at a low level, I decided not to overblow my history. Adopted son of a local fisherman, mysterious child, blah, blah, blah, dreams about being a warrior but in his tribe your father (biological father) had to back you up if you wanted to become a weaponthane, so he trained himself. Thus the barbarian. I sent this all to DM. Soon I've received a reply "cool. Please, come at four PM Well, I get there a bit late, but there is nobody in except me and him. He smiles, nods, says that the rest will arrive a bit later, and that he wanted to get my character a proper introduction. It was weird, but we 've been total bros for a long, long time so I sat down. He brought some refreshments, offered me a beer, cracked himself one open (l think it was the first clue as to what kind of game we will be playing) and hid behind the DM screen. First, we roleplay through some childhood scenes. Your character faces bullies, your character sees his friend bullied, your character is generally disliked due to air of wrongness he has around himself, your character finds out that the aforemented fisherman is not your real dad, and so on, and so on. Soon I have my character fleshed out - a warrior that tries to hone the rage smothering within him as just another weapon. For some reason DM smiles when I tell him that > > □ Anonymous 02/01/13(Fri)19:56 No 22923818 Replies: 2222923940 File: 1359766561553.ipg-(73 KB, 495x730, 1356353744463.jpg) >>22923752 Then, the real quest begins. Thorgun the barbarian leaves his hamlet for hunting, and when he returns he finds the village burning and the corpses charred with dragon fire. It was much cooler when he told that, but that was basically what it boiled down to Thorgun seeks revenge. Also, he was unable to find the corpse of his love among the dead, so hoping that dragon might have kidnapped her, he follows him. Through the forest and through the desert, killing wolves and wild beasts, saving villages from dangers, visiting ancient temple in hope of finding a dragonslaying sword, more than once just barely escaping with his life. Some NPCs turn up, major character arcs ensue, but all the time I wonder 'where the hell are the other players?" As I ask GM about this, he smiles and says that one of them will turn up soon. I expect something creepy to happen but, lo and behold, a guy actually arrives. You have no idea how relieved I felt. Pleasantries ensued, GM cracked himself yet another beer and we returned to game. The new guy just sat there, also smiling (bad sign? Good sign?), playing with some papers he brought with himself □ Anonymous 02/01/13(Fri)20:03 No 22923940 Replies 2222923954 File: 1359767019561.ipg (103 KB, 750x600, TG 300.jpg) 2222923818 My barbarian prepares a poisoned sheep to cripple the dragon. I also got myself a huge trunk to use as a club, keeping dragonslaying sword at hand. The plan was simple - either poison him, or- if that won't work- sneak into his cavern and club/ stab him to death DRUIDS It worked, partially. Dragon ate the ship, but instead of falling dead he started vomiting. So, deciding that the cover was already blown I grabbed my tree and run out of bushes screaming like an idiot. I managed to catch him with a trunk hit while he was barfing, so I had a lot of time to follow up with a couple more blows. I've nearly managed to beat him into a pulp, but then he shook it off and faced me, however mangled and sick he was Well, I dodged vomit/breath attack and stabbed him with a magical sword. A few times. The beast fell, and my barbarian started screaming with joy Then, another dragon turned up. And another. And their mother I stare at my GM for a moment in an "are you serious? way. He tells me that dragons roar in unison, that their mother pounces at me Well, f--- encounters with CR too high. I start 'zerking □ Anonymous 02/01/13(Fri)20:05 No 22923954 Replies: >>22924003 File: 1359767105186.ipg-(62 KB, 640x360, 1351708121279 jpg) >> 222923940 and the dragon is blown aside with POWAHFUL MAGICAL BEAMS Oh great, I thought. DMPC wizaro. But nooo! A huge, glistening beast appears from the sky, throwing one thunder of fiery red death after another at the vile beast. Dragon's body spasms and twitches as the very life is burned out of it. With an ungodly roar, the grey monster that apparently - saved you lands on earth, sporting stinking fumes. I slightly watted Two remaining drakes move back a little, apparently horrified by the death of their mother and the new monster. You have a feeling that it stares at you through its huge, black eyes. Well, I charged it with my trunk. Its huge maw opens roaring even louder and surrounding itself with great vapours. But not before Thorgun rushed it with his mighty club "rollan, rollan "He managed to catch it at a knee-joint, apparently crippling it gravely □ Anonymous 02/01/13(Fri)20:07 No.22924003 Replies: 22 9 KB, 620x437, 123 jpg) 222923954 DM describes the beast collapsing, and I start to wonder whether l just one-shotted an encounter. But then the other guy -I've nearly forgotten about him; also two girls came around in the meantime (and I am sure they were "together). Still, the File player speaks, looking as though he is about to burst into laughter any moment now Out of the beasts' remains you see a huge ogre rising. He is clad in a blood-red steel, decorated with imagery of black raven. He gives Thorgun a long stare" - I get ready to yell 1 chargel "and looks aside, at the wyrmlings. He raises his hand, holding a weird wand with it, points it at them and"-he looks at GM, GM nods-"blasts them apart in a matter of few thundering moments I wat. And then I smile The figure comes a few earth-shaking steps closer until all you can see is his armor. Even though his physical supremacy is obvious, he falls to one knee; the earth thunders as he does it. Then, you hear booming, stunningly loud and alien voice. It says 'My lord von Trovalt. Finally I've found you GM hands me a new character sheet. lt reads 'Rogue Trader' on top of it, and is filled with something quite resembling stats of the D&D character I've prepared earlier P2 Anonymous 02/01/13(Fri)20:10 No.22924052 That's some good s--- right there □ Anonymous 02/01/13(Fri)20:11 No 22924061 2>22924003 OP, you have the best DM □ Anonymous 02/01/13(Fri)20:12 No.22924079 Replies:-229241782-229243462-22924580 File (198 KB, 1280x896, 1349559507088.jpg) "Unluckily,I bear grave news. Your father is dead, killed by treacherous poison of forsaken eldar witches. Most of your siblings were blown apart, together with a ship, in a battle that ensued a few moments after your father's demise. Now you, as the eldest of von Trovalts are the righteous bearer of the Warrant of Trade. I feel obliged to Then Thorgun did exactly what he would have done to any other, scary monster speaking incomprehensible things. He slapped it with a tree Thus begun the great, galactic journey of Thorgun von Trovalt, another in a long line of great and honoured Rogue Traders Oh! And I kept my sword

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