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/tg/ - Krod the Angry Carpenter: The Full Scoop

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Anonymous 05/28/13(Tue)17:41 No.25096096Replies: 22250962472225098552 2225096909 22250985982225100065 This was a wrap up for a module we were playing, but I had fun the whole way. I played Krod, the half orc rogue... with a flail. Because in pathfinder, just about any weapon can get sneak attack damage. Krod is over 7 feet tall and speaks in the third person whenever he thinks someone is watching (Said to the Paladin: "Krod suggest you look other way while he shopping). He wasn't dumb, but people never expect the idiot to running a crime ring. Krod was a good stealth guy, but he shined in intimidation (+13 at 3). This made for great moments as the game went on. The first time he was sneaking around, I fumbled his stealth roll. I looked at the GM Krod rears up and screams at the top of his lungs, YOU NO SEE KROD". I critted the roll. According to the GM, I stunned all the goblins there except for one who immediately went back to doing what he was doing previously and desperately tried to pretend I was not there That was Krod. One of his quotes was, "Only two things see Krod: dead things and things that know better than to admit it." So at the end of a module, my group is breaking up a local cult and we get caught in the middle of the leadership while trying to steal incrimenating documents. So we fight and against all odds defeat the leadership and their "Mask" golem (it helped when Krodd kneecapped it with a "sneak attack" with his two handed flail). Krod's standing over the cult leader and the guy give his BBEG last words BBEG: I should have known you were unbelievers from the start K: *Shrugs* Krod always consider self militant agnostic Krod not really know what to believe .Hefts Flair And he is VERY FRUSTRATED WITH THAT CRUNCH. Good old Krod >> 'Anonymous 05/28/13(Tue)19:47 No.25098598 ! Replies: 222509065522250988翌2225099035 >25096096 Oh Krod had a lot of fun in a short set of campaigns. At one point, Krod is hanging with his group as we travel by river. When the GM notes we are passing another boat, he asked us where we were. I said Krod was in the Crow's nest. GM: The boat is too small, there is no crow's nest Me: ...he built one GM: He cant build a crow's nest. Me: I haven't chosen a craft skill yet. "Krod is carpenter in free time. He enjoy working with hands in way that doesn't require he put down tarp." GM: "Sigh* you have no tools Me: Krod glares at some spare planks and they know better than to not be a crow's nest. I roll to intimidate the wood GM: ...roll it Krod now has the craft skill: Angry Carpenter Anonymous 05/28/13(Tue)2007 No 25099035 ! Replies 2-25099168250992212-250993382-250993702-25100899 Still, one of my favorite moments was when I had to ad lib a distraction. The group had infiltrated the earlier mentioned cult and were being processed. Our mage wanted to sneak off to check on some enchantment or another and I volunteered to keep their attention. The GM smirks and says, "Okay, what do you do Me: Krod tells an entertaining story to distract the Acolytes GM: Okay... tell me a story. No roll. Tell me the story Challenge accepted Me: Okay, Krod gets them talking about themselves and eventually says "Krod had lots of jobs before coming here: Bouncer, bodyguard, gigolo, city guard" Me: "Nods "Yup, Krod was kept man for noble lady. She get off on Krod not being fancy. Krod had to quit though. GM: One of the acolytes says, "Why did you quit?" Me: "Fancy pants suitor get mad at Krod for taking his woman. Challenge Krod to duel. Then Krod kill him GM: "And she kicked you out?" Me: "No, Nobel Lady get off on that too. Police get real mad though." GM: "But duels are legal." Me: "Yes, but only if you kill man during the duel." GM: "...you killed him outside of the duel?" Me: "Fancy Pants tell Krod to choose weapon! Krod choose surprise!" >> ·Anonymous 05/28/13(Tue)20:46 No 25099869 ! Replies Okay, but I only have one or two left and I'm not sure I can top the duel The group has collected some increminating evidence and returned to town. Theyve spent the last two weeks going through cult boot camp. And now they're in a bar While the leader finds the police chief, we order food and Krod finds a whench and proceeds to whoo her in the third person. One of our group, a cat girl type thing is approached by a waitress who proceeds to pull from her sleeve a live rat, much to the joy of the catgirl. CG: I love the service here! Me: "Krod respect service, but worry for kitchen. The leader comes back and tells us we need more evidence. We have to sneak back into the cult compound before we are found missing. The group isn't thrilled, especially Krod Me: "Lip quiver* "But...But Krod have whench! Krod cannot leave whench!" Leader: "You got twenty minutes." Me: Krod looks offended. "Krod many things, but Krod gentleman. He need more time than that." Leader: "You got twenty minutes Me: Krod roles to intimidate the time space continu- GM: No he doesnt! CG: You could roll to intimidate her to finish quicker! Me: "Krod never bring work to bedroom. He treat whench like the beautiful flower she is when Krod beds her." GM: She thanks you for that Me: "Shut up whench! Krod talking!" Leader: "Sigh "Forty minutes." Me: Krod rolls for acrobatics! Me: BOOM, nat 20 GM: God dammit. Scribe Killjoy 05/28/13(Tue)21:21 No.25100659Replies: 251007012251007312 25100993 I haven't been signing my name like an idiot. Ah well. Here's Krods last story Krod had a merry time at the cult. The first time Krod talks out of line the GM says "Your instructor bops you in the head saying No talking Me: Krod very slowly turns and glares a hole in the man. "Bop...Krod...Again.." I roll intimidation. 19 + 13 = 32 for intimidation. Krod is M 3 at the time GM: ..He never makes eye contact with you again. Ahh, but Krod was not always so lucky. At one point, he's elected to map out the compound and sneak to the top floor in disguise. He gets up the stairs and a pair of magic doors stops him. GM: The doors are twelve feet high and engraved with scenes of decadence in many forms from o----- to feasts Me: "Krod is struggling to remember why he is against this holy place. Problem: Krod kind of forgot to put a lot of points in pick lock. He's average at best. And he rolls s---. He gets frustrated after getting hit with an ice blast twice in the face Me: "Stupid enchanted portway. Why you taunt Krod?" GM: The silver doors do not reply Me: Wait... the doors are made of Silver? CG: They're silver plated right? GM: The Module just says silver Me: . okay, Krod rolls to pocket the doors GM: No Me: I'm not leaving without these GM: How are you going to hide twelve foot doors? Me: Krods wearing robes and he has a skill for holdout or whatever GM: NO Me: Krod rolls Angry Carpenter on the doorsl GM: They're made of Silver, Angry Carpenter only intimidate's wood Me: Damn. That's true. Well, I can't get them open. We'll settle this later So Krod leaves dejected but not beaten. Multiple sessions later, we clear out the leadership of the cult and the group knows we're done. The GM is moving and this is a nice stopping point. As we're cleaning up the bodies, I remember those accursed doors. Me: Hey "Wizard* I need your help. Help disenchant the doors. We're stealing these GM: You won't let this go will you? Scribe Killjoy 05/28/13(Tue)21:23 No.25100701 Replies: 2225101057 Me: No. "Krod never leave job half done, whenches half loved, or stuff half stollen. It matter of pride at this point!" CG: "And gambling debts!" Me: Krod nods "That too GM: Fine, but you get those doors on a nat 20 and you get them past the guards in town on the same You know, I don't recall the name of the class that gives himself and teammates luck bonus, but with his help and a poorly worded module, well, Krod retired a happy Orc. And that's the story of good old Krod

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