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Mr Squig

<a href="https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Blue">Blue</a> iz da 'art warmin' tale o' a luckie grot (coz itz blu, yu seez) dat gotz found by da Scraplootas wen dey waz lootin' da phish 'eads.

Dis blu grot became da favorit helpa o' da Big Mek Zizzbitz, and helpz 'im wif da dakka an' tings wot yu need decksss....dixzzzzzz....smol squiggly fingas for.

<a href="https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Blue">Blue</a> iz da 'art warmin' tale o' a luckie grot (coz itz blu, yu seez) dat gotz found by da Scraplootas wen dey waz lootin' da phish 'eads.

Dis blu grot became da favorit helpa o' da Big Mek Zizzbitz, and helpz 'im wif da dakka an' tings wot yu need decksss....dixzzzzzz....smol squiggly fingas for.

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Blue and Zizzbitz

<a href="https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Blue">Blue</a> iz da 'art warmin' tale o' a luckie grot (coz itz blu, yu seez) dat gotz found by da Scraplootas wen dey waz lootin' da phish 'eads.

Dis blu grot became da favorit helpa o' da Big Mek Zizzbitz, and helpz 'im wif da dakka an' tings wot yu need decksss....dixzzzzzz....smol squiggly fingas for.

<a href="https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Blue">Blue</a> iz da 'art warmin' tale o' a luckie grot (coz itz blu, yu seez) dat gotz found by da Scraplootas wen dey waz lootin' da phish 'eads.

Dis blu grot became da favorit helpa o' da Big Mek Zizzbitz, and helpz 'im wif da dakka an' tings wot yu need decksss....dixzzzzzz....smol squiggly fingas for.

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Praise the Omnissiah

This an oldy, but a goldy.

This an oldy, but a goldy.

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Well...that was certainly distracting.

O Anonymous 09/22/11(Thu)21:41 No.16391478 File1316742104.png-(62 KB, 219x221, kirbyomg.png) OH MY GOSH >Party in a city-based 4e D&D game are sneaking into a steampunk newspaper company to replace a (true) story that might cast their party in a negative light >They are a cockney child rogue, a human pitfighter, and a gnome artificer who totes around a magical tome of his family's history that is also an encyclopedia, that also acts as a focus for all his (refluffed) spells >Thief on sneaking, story swapping detail >Gnome on distraction, pitfighter on mop-up >Gnome enters through the front door, LOUDLY >Starts LOUDLY talking to receptionist about how he wants his family history printed in the paper >Slams tome down on desk >"The GREAT HISTORY of the vonSpielhelm family shall not be unabridgedl" >1, the DM, ask him to roll bluff. He INSISTS that this is a diplomacy roll. I yield to logic. >He does fairly well. >The secretary decides, to humor him, she'll flip through the book >The book which acts as a focus for his offensive spells >Dice are rolled. >She opens up the book to "C" for "Cannon" >Half a second later, the receptionist is sans-head, all the writers, clerics, and pencil-pushers are running screaming out of the building, and the gnome is the best distraction ever >hfw

O Anonymous 09/22/11(Thu)21:41 No.16391478 File1316742104.png-(62 KB, 219x221, kirbyomg.png) OH MY GOSH >Party in a city-based 4e D&D game are sneaking into a steampunk newspaper company to replace a (true) story that might cast their party in a negative light >They are a cockney child rogue, a human pitfighter, and a gnome artificer who totes around a magical tome of his family's history that is also an encyclopedia, that also acts as a focus for all his (refluffed) spells >Thief on sneaking, story swapping detail >Gnome on distraction, pitfighter on mop-up >Gnome enters through the front door, LOUDLY >Starts LOUDLY talking to receptionist about how he wants his family history printed in the paper >Slams tome down on desk >"The GREAT HISTORY of the vonSpielhelm family shall not be unabridgedl" >1, the DM, ask him to roll bluff. He INSISTS that this is a diplomacy roll. I yield to logic. >He does fairly well. >The secretary decides, to humor him, she'll flip through the book >The book which acts as a focus for his offensive spells >Dice are rolled. >She opens up the book to "C" for "Cannon" >Half a second later, the receptionist is sans-head, all the writers, clerics, and pencil-pushers are running screaming out of the building, and the gnome is the best distraction ever >hfw

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Get Dat Fooken Mammoth

"Aw, that whale got off the beach"

"Like f--- it did, fetch the canoe and get me my sharpest stick."

"But it's swimming away."

"FETCH THE CANOE"

"Aw, that whale got off the beach"

"Like f--- it did, fetch the canoe and get me my sharpest stick."

"But it's swimming away."

"FETCH THE CANOE"

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Drowunder

O Anonymous 12/15/20(Tue)21:19:29 No.76480503 >>76485698 File: drowunder.jpg (163 KB, 1280x825) CRIKGY YA FockiN Lost OR SUMMIN MAE? >>76479443 (OP) >Australians and Drow >They both live down under. >They both have highly poisonous spiders. >Their roots come from being pushed away by society.

O Anonymous 12/15/20(Tue)21:19:29 No.76480503 >>76485698 File: drowunder.jpg (163 KB, 1280x825) CRIKGY YA FockiN Lost OR SUMMIN MAE? >>76479443 (OP) >Australians and Drow >They both live down under. >They both have highly poisonous spiders. >Their roots come from being pushed away by society.

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HURRY THE FUCK UP AND GET IN!

This is based on a thread were the Grim Reaper was given the manners and behavioural quirks of an <a href="https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/803942-4chan">Angry Marine</a> and everyone just ran with it.

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So many people think death is kind or caring, he actually works 9-5 and hates always being on call since his contract does not cover overtime. All he carries with him to collect souls is a normal black garbage bag. He does not give a s---, so get in the bag.
“CONGRATULATIONS, A------. YOU’RE THE FIRST PERSON EVER TO DIE FROM LICKING A GAZEBO. NOW GET IN THE F------ BAG."

This is based on a thread were the Grim Reaper was given the manners and behavioural quirks of an <a href="https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/803942-4chan">Angry Marine</a> and everyone just ran with it.

Image Description:

So many people think death is kind or caring, he actually works 9-5 and hates always being on call since his contract does not cover overtime. All he carries with him to collect souls is a normal black garbage bag. He does not give a s---, so get in the bag.
“CONGRATULATIONS, A------. YOU’RE THE FIRST PERSON EVER TO DIE FROM LICKING A GAZEBO. NOW GET IN THE F------ BAG."

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Bioweapon Monsters

O Anonymous 10/07/20(Wed)14:19:34 No.75294889 > >>75294995 >>75320648 >>75294821 (OP) Why would you even give your giant monster sexual characteristics? If it's the only one, it's not going to reproduce, the d---'s just wasted energy. O Anonymous 10/07/20(Wed)14:26:10 No.75294995 >75295041 >>75302030 >>75294889 Why would they not reproduce? Why would I not want more? The US didn't stop making nukes after the war, just like how I won't stop making bioweapons after taking over the world. O Anonymous 10/07/20(Wed)14:29:03 No.75295041 >75295101 >>75295175 >>75294995 Yes, but you can make them the way you made the first one: Controlled, in a tube, with the latest upgrades. Uncontrolled reproduction is how you end up with a few hundred wild bioweapons. Furthermore, ones busy reproducing aren't doing their job of destroying all who oppose you. O Anonymous 10/07/20(Wed)14:32:34 No.75295101 >75295173 >>75301621 YOU CAN REWRITE DNA ON THE FLY, AND YOU'RE USING >>75295041 TO TURN PEOPLE DINOSAURS? BUT WITH TECH LIKE THAT, Allowing them the ability to reproduce whilst programming them to perceive me as their parent/original progenitor is the ultimate means to have an unstoppable army of the most loyal followers imaginable AT. YOU COULD CURE CANCER! O Anonymous 10/07/20(Wed)14:36:25 No.75295173 >>75295218 >>75295263 >>75295835 >>75317015 >>75295101 Then suddenly you die because of a freak accident and your army of breeding bioweapons proceed to sweep over the world and annihilate all life in your name, all because you were dumb enough to create a self-propagating bioweapon. O Anonymous 10/07/20(Wed)14:36:27 No.75295175 >>75295378 >>75295041 >implying my bioweapons aren't controlled via pheromones >implying I don't want there to be shitloads of bioweapons out in the wild so the world is forced to rely on me to control them >implying I care about any potential collateral damage BUT I DON'T WANT TO CURE CANCER. I WANT TO TURN PEOPLE INTO DINOSAURS. O Anonymous 10/07/20(Wed)14:46:55 No.75295378 >>75295436 >>75295175 >dies as collateral damage for a shitload of rampaging bio weapons when the heroes disable the pheromone controller. O Anonymous 10/07/20(Wed)14:38:32 No.75295218 ► >>75295173 I'm a mad scientist. Why would I care what happens to the world after I'm dead? S---, my bioweapons destroying the world after I die is great, that means l've denied some other schmuck his chance to take over the world, which is hilarious. O Anonymous 10/07/20(Wed)14:50:11 No.75295436 >>75295935 >>75310914 >>75295378 Well then the heroes can just go ahead and cry over the spilt milk that is the impending destruction of civilization while I smugly decompose in their general direction. Anonymous 10/08/20(Thu)11:44:58 No.75310914 >>75295436 This man understands how to villian correctly.

O Anonymous 10/07/20(Wed)14:19:34 No.75294889 > >>75294995 >>75320648 >>75294821 (OP) Why would you even give your giant monster sexual characteristics? If it's the only one, it's not going to reproduce, the d---'s just wasted energy. O Anonymous 10/07/20(Wed)14:26:10 No.75294995 >75295041 >>75302030 >>75294889 Why would they not reproduce? Why would I not want more? The US didn't stop making nukes after the war, just like how I won't stop making bioweapons after taking over the world. O Anonymous 10/07/20(Wed)14:29:03 No.75295041 >75295101 >>75295175 >>75294995 Yes, but you can make them the way you made the first one: Controlled, in a tube, with the latest upgrades. Uncontrolled reproduction is how you end up with a few hundred wild bioweapons. Furthermore, ones busy reproducing aren't doing their job of destroying all who oppose you. O Anonymous 10/07/20(Wed)14:32:34 No.75295101 >75295173 >>75301621 YOU CAN REWRITE DNA ON THE FLY, AND YOU'RE USING >>75295041 TO TURN PEOPLE DINOSAURS? BUT WITH TECH LIKE THAT, Allowing them the ability to reproduce whilst programming them to perceive me as their parent/original progenitor is the ultimate means to have an unstoppable army of the most loyal followers imaginable AT. YOU COULD CURE CANCER! O Anonymous 10/07/20(Wed)14:36:25 No.75295173 >>75295218 >>75295263 >>75295835 >>75317015 >>75295101 Then suddenly you die because of a freak accident and your army of breeding bioweapons proceed to sweep over the world and annihilate all life in your name, all because you were dumb enough to create a self-propagating bioweapon. O Anonymous 10/07/20(Wed)14:36:27 No.75295175 >>75295378 >>75295041 >implying my bioweapons aren't controlled via pheromones >implying I don't want there to be shitloads of bioweapons out in the wild so the world is forced to rely on me to control them >implying I care about any potential collateral damage BUT I DON'T WANT TO CURE CANCER. I WANT TO TURN PEOPLE INTO DINOSAURS. O Anonymous 10/07/20(Wed)14:46:55 No.75295378 >>75295436 >>75295175 >dies as collateral damage for a shitload of rampaging bio weapons when the heroes disable the pheromone controller. O Anonymous 10/07/20(Wed)14:38:32 No.75295218 ► >>75295173 I'm a mad scientist. Why would I care what happens to the world after I'm dead? S---, my bioweapons destroying the world after I die is great, that means l've denied some other schmuck his chance to take over the world, which is hilarious. O Anonymous 10/07/20(Wed)14:50:11 No.75295436 >>75295935 >>75310914 >>75295378 Well then the heroes can just go ahead and cry over the spilt milk that is the impending destruction of civilization while I smugly decompose in their general direction. Anonymous 10/08/20(Thu)11:44:58 No.75310914 >>75295436 This man understands how to villian correctly.

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Anon learns to fear The Clown

>>O Glutton 10/11/10(Mon)10:11 No.12406881 I'm usually a chemist, and me and my brother like to play one the same server at the same time. His friend from England was also there, Me and my bro were Chemists, he was an assistant we let in because why the f--- not? >Start mixing chemicals, I am very good at it. >Create thermite, can't figure out how to light it on fire so give up. >My brother starts cranking out space drugs naming the pills "Strength Pill", go and leave them around the station >l make space drugs, because why the hell not? >Take one, start tripping balls. Take a unstable mutagen pill as well. >Become blind, Have seizures, develop Tourettes. pecome >Station wonders why I keep screaming "PISS" "T---" "M-----------" into the radio. >Traitor comes out out nowhere, shoots me in the back of the head. >Cloned, Mutations still exist. oloned >Cures developed myself, hard to do because I keep shouting random s--- and flailing my arms around. >Get bored and start injected random people with it. Make the clown blind and deaf. >He hunts me like a ghost, shooting syringes at me. he >Get hit by one, It says "You feel strange" >Beat him and start to strangle him screaming "WHAT WAS IN THAT NEEDLE?" >"It was a Suuurpriise!" >Forced to run before killing him cause Security shows up. >Cont. >O Glutton 10/11/10(Mon)10:16 No.12406914 >>12406881 >Every damn piece of glass I look at, the clown is behind it. I think I even saw him in space one time. >Extremely Paranoid, singularity is loose and toxins is on fire. Shuttle called. >Started to make my way towards shuttle >HONK HONK HONK >JESUS CHRIST WHERE THE F--- IS HE? >Start to run towards the shuttle, slip on a banana peel. >Bastard comes out of nowhere, rips the VISOR goggles off my head (I Never cured my blindness, it's hard to cure the effects of unstable mutagens.) >Clicking randomly with my air tank, I hit the floor and wall as well as myself a few times. But never hit the clown. >Slowly strangled to death as he honked that f------ horn of his.

>>O Glutton 10/11/10(Mon)10:11 No.12406881 I'm usually a chemist, and me and my brother like to play one the same server at the same time. His friend from England was also there, Me and my bro were Chemists, he was an assistant we let in because why the f--- not? >Start mixing chemicals, I am very good at it. >Create thermite, can't figure out how to light it on fire so give up. >My brother starts cranking out space drugs naming the pills "Strength Pill", go and leave them around the station >l make space drugs, because why the hell not? >Take one, start tripping balls. Take a unstable mutagen pill as well. >Become blind, Have seizures, develop Tourettes. pecome >Station wonders why I keep screaming "PISS" "T---" "M-----------" into the radio. >Traitor comes out out nowhere, shoots me in the back of the head. >Cloned, Mutations still exist. oloned >Cures developed myself, hard to do because I keep shouting random s--- and flailing my arms around. >Get bored and start injected random people with it. Make the clown blind and deaf. >He hunts me like a ghost, shooting syringes at me. he >Get hit by one, It says "You feel strange" >Beat him and start to strangle him screaming "WHAT WAS IN THAT NEEDLE?" >"It was a Suuurpriise!" >Forced to run before killing him cause Security shows up. >Cont. >O Glutton 10/11/10(Mon)10:16 No.12406914 >>12406881 >Every damn piece of glass I look at, the clown is behind it. I think I even saw him in space one time. >Extremely Paranoid, singularity is loose and toxins is on fire. Shuttle called. >Started to make my way towards shuttle >HONK HONK HONK >JESUS CHRIST WHERE THE F--- IS HE? >Start to run towards the shuttle, slip on a banana peel. >Bastard comes out of nowhere, rips the VISOR goggles off my head (I Never cured my blindness, it's hard to cure the effects of unstable mutagens.) >Clicking randomly with my air tank, I hit the floor and wall as well as myself a few times. But never hit the clown. >Slowly strangled to death as he honked that f------ horn of his.

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Ham Sammich finds the cure for cancer

I Anonymous 10/09/13(Wed)19:42 UTC-4 No.27664856 O Replies: >>27664972 >>27665129 >>27664677 You were? Am I remembering another clusterfuck, or was Ham Sammich involved in that one? Because, and I mean no insult to you or the rest of Sec when I say this, that m----------- was the epitome of the harassed Sec Officer that just wanted to get through the day but couldn't because there was just too much violence that he had to dish out to keep people from killing each other. He joined me as a Medical Doctor, once. I may have known the chemistry system a little better than he did, but he knew what he wanted to do to everyone. >Give him the introductory education on the Medical Wing >Leave him alone for a little while >Start the business of healing >Come back to see how Ham's doing with the guy that had the flu >Flu Guy is handcuffed, strait-jacketed, muzzled and trapped on the bed >One other quy is in the same condition >You say, "The f---?" >Ham returns with a locker >Ham Sammich says, "Uh. Hi." >You say, "Whatcha doing, Ham?" >He opens the locker and a pile of people pour out of it, all snoring from Chloral Hydrate and Sleep toxin >Ham Sammich says, "Curing cancer." >Feel a slight twinge of fear, despite the fact that I am separated by an unknown distance and a computer screen from this man >You say, "Carry on." >Run away >Come back later, the entire sick bay is full of people that have been strapped to the beds and kept in place with anesthesia tanks

I Anonymous 10/09/13(Wed)19:42 UTC-4 No.27664856 O Replies: >>27664972 >>27665129 >>27664677 You were? Am I remembering another clusterfuck, or was Ham Sammich involved in that one? Because, and I mean no insult to you or the rest of Sec when I say this, that m----------- was the epitome of the harassed Sec Officer that just wanted to get through the day but couldn't because there was just too much violence that he had to dish out to keep people from killing each other. He joined me as a Medical Doctor, once. I may have known the chemistry system a little better than he did, but he knew what he wanted to do to everyone. >Give him the introductory education on the Medical Wing >Leave him alone for a little while >Start the business of healing >Come back to see how Ham's doing with the guy that had the flu >Flu Guy is handcuffed, strait-jacketed, muzzled and trapped on the bed >One other quy is in the same condition >You say, "The f---?" >Ham returns with a locker >Ham Sammich says, "Uh. Hi." >You say, "Whatcha doing, Ham?" >He opens the locker and a pile of people pour out of it, all snoring from Chloral Hydrate and Sleep toxin >Ham Sammich says, "Curing cancer." >Feel a slight twinge of fear, despite the fact that I am separated by an unknown distance and a computer screen from this man >You say, "Carry on." >Run away >Come back later, the entire sick bay is full of people that have been strapped to the beds and kept in place with anesthesia tanks

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Anon mops the floors

Anonymous 04/27/14(Sun)21:25:32 No.31771536 2>31771810 >first ever SS13 game >Play janitor >Run a clean ship >Mop ALL the floors >People whining that they keep slipping. >Put up a wet floor sign and tell them to get over it. >People keep bitching that they're sliding. >Mops busy corridors to spite people. Put wet floor sign up. >More bitching, people stop using corridor. >Change corridors. Clown walks by and slides into a wall, knocks self out. >Help him up. He hits me with a fire extinguisher and walks off. >l wake up and keep mopping. >Captain walks by and slides into same all. Knocks self out. >Accidentally grab captain, can't figure out how to drop him. >Somehow end up throwing captain into trash compactor. Don't loot his keycard because I don't know how. Captain dies. >Half hour later, ship is in panic mode because no one knows where the captain is >l mop the floors

Anonymous 04/27/14(Sun)21:25:32 No.31771536 2>31771810 >first ever SS13 game >Play janitor >Run a clean ship >Mop ALL the floors >People whining that they keep slipping. >Put up a wet floor sign and tell them to get over it. >People keep bitching that they're sliding. >Mops busy corridors to spite people. Put wet floor sign up. >More bitching, people stop using corridor. >Change corridors. Clown walks by and slides into a wall, knocks self out. >Help him up. He hits me with a fire extinguisher and walks off. >l wake up and keep mopping. >Captain walks by and slides into same all. Knocks self out. >Accidentally grab captain, can't figure out how to drop him. >Somehow end up throwing captain into trash compactor. Don't loot his keycard because I don't know how. Captain dies. >Half hour later, ship is in panic mode because no one knows where the captain is >l mop the floors

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/tg/ debates mass legalisation of recreational necromancy

O Anonymous 04/24/14(Thu)22:30:51 No.31699951 ► >>31700023 >>31699796 Dude the weight on mummies is f------ rigged i swear. I raised two the other day and they were full of f------ sand! Plus all that b------- wrap is always artificial and crappy, and those suckers burn like nothin else. Buncha villager teenagers lit them up shouting "BLAZE IT!" Don't they know that s--- is a medical need? O Anonymous 04/24/14(Thu)22:36:00 No.31700044 O Anonymous 04/24/14(Thu)22:31:20 No.31699957 ► >>31700044 File: Dank Arcane.png (738 KB, 900x563) >>31699957 God damn kids and their recreational magic usage WHO'S ON THAT GOOD PURPLE ARCANE? O Anonymous 04/24/14(Thu)22:31:49 No.31699967 ► »31699997 >31700022 Listen, I'm fine with a little necromancy every now and then for laughs with the guys, but if its legal it will be a whole new ball game. Do you realize that kids could get ahold of it and start resurrecting an army of dead goldfish? Think of them.

O Anonymous 04/24/14(Thu)22:30:51 No.31699951 ► >>31700023 >>31699796 Dude the weight on mummies is f------ rigged i swear. I raised two the other day and they were full of f------ sand! Plus all that b------- wrap is always artificial and crappy, and those suckers burn like nothin else. Buncha villager teenagers lit them up shouting "BLAZE IT!" Don't they know that s--- is a medical need? O Anonymous 04/24/14(Thu)22:36:00 No.31700044 O Anonymous 04/24/14(Thu)22:31:20 No.31699957 ► >>31700044 File: Dank Arcane.png (738 KB, 900x563) >>31699957 God damn kids and their recreational magic usage WHO'S ON THAT GOOD PURPLE ARCANE? O Anonymous 04/24/14(Thu)22:31:49 No.31699967 ► »31699997 >31700022 Listen, I'm fine with a little necromancy every now and then for laughs with the guys, but if its legal it will be a whole new ball game. Do you realize that kids could get ahold of it and start resurrecting an army of dead goldfish? Think of them.

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Anon's First Exorcism

O Anonymous Mon Apr 28 06:07:55 2014 No.31772599 Quoted by: >>31772856 >>31775015 >>31772351 >Be chaplain >Want to play a nonessential, RP role because I want to take the round easy and be semi-afk while I chat with people. >Get messaged by head of security >CULT ROUND! >Suddenly I'm MVP as I'm the only one who can deprogram cultists. >Need to go to brig to do exactly that. >Have never read the manual on chaplain. Have no idea w-- I'm doing. >Gather all my supplies and arrive in brig to find HOS and a prisoner cuffed to the chair. >HOS tells me to deprogram him >0-Okay.. >He leaves the room. >I figure the best way to succeed would be to use each of my tools as trial and error. >Start hitting him with the Bible until he's mentally retarded. >He starts screaming bloody murder, but his comm headset was taken away so no one can hear him. >He manages to uncuff from the chair and starts running around the room trying to evade me. >I catch him. >I take him to the bedroom and chain him to the bed. >Start beating him with the null rod until he's bloody. >Force-feed him about a gallon of holy water. >Figure that should have done the trick, ask him "Do you feel the love of Space Jesus yet?" >"F--- YOU" he replies >Keep beating him with the null rod. >HOS walks in and sees the bloody prisoner chained to the bed. >"WHAT THE F--- ARE YOU DOING!??" >He releases the prisoner, but not long after, 2 more prisoners are brought in. >Continue deprogramming them in a similar manner. >Eventually one of them escapes from the chair and starts running around the cell. >He takes off his pants and s---- on the floor. >Slip on the s---. >Get beaten to death by the null rod. Do you feel the love of Space నెలుUS Yet F--- YOU

O Anonymous Mon Apr 28 06:07:55 2014 No.31772599 Quoted by: >>31772856 >>31775015 >>31772351 >Be chaplain >Want to play a nonessential, RP role because I want to take the round easy and be semi-afk while I chat with people. >Get messaged by head of security >CULT ROUND! >Suddenly I'm MVP as I'm the only one who can deprogram cultists. >Need to go to brig to do exactly that. >Have never read the manual on chaplain. Have no idea w-- I'm doing. >Gather all my supplies and arrive in brig to find HOS and a prisoner cuffed to the chair. >HOS tells me to deprogram him >0-Okay.. >He leaves the room. >I figure the best way to succeed would be to use each of my tools as trial and error. >Start hitting him with the Bible until he's mentally retarded. >He starts screaming bloody murder, but his comm headset was taken away so no one can hear him. >He manages to uncuff from the chair and starts running around the room trying to evade me. >I catch him. >I take him to the bedroom and chain him to the bed. >Start beating him with the null rod until he's bloody. >Force-feed him about a gallon of holy water. >Figure that should have done the trick, ask him "Do you feel the love of Space Jesus yet?" >"F--- YOU" he replies >Keep beating him with the null rod. >HOS walks in and sees the bloody prisoner chained to the bed. >"WHAT THE F--- ARE YOU DOING!??" >He releases the prisoner, but not long after, 2 more prisoners are brought in. >Continue deprogramming them in a similar manner. >Eventually one of them escapes from the chair and starts running around the cell. >He takes off his pants and s---- on the floor. >Slip on the s---. >Get beaten to death by the null rod. Do you feel the love of Space నెలుUS Yet F--- YOU

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World War 1 and D&D Crossover: War Stories of a Elf Corporal

Full thread <a href="http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/4139522/">can be found here</a>.

Full thread <a href="http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/4139522/">can be found here</a>.

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World War 1 and D&D crossover: The Setting

Full thread <a href="http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/4139522/">can be found here</a>.

Full thread <a href="http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/4139522/">can be found here</a>.

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Love & Krieg: Precautions

Link to full story and spin offs can <a href="https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Love_and_Krieg">be found here</a>.

Link to full story and spin offs can <a href="https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Love_and_Krieg">be found here</a>.

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