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the seer tells you your future is to become an evil overlord

O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)22:44:57 No.77258684 E >>77258795 >>77258841 >>77258846 >>77259110 >>77259185 >>77259502 >>77259512 >>77259542 >>77259547 >>77259604 >>77259675 >>77260073 >>77260098 >>77260138 >>77260167 >>77260179 >>77260305 >>77260306 >>77260343 >>77260523 >>77260555 >>77260641 >>77261441 >>77261856 >>77262808 >>77263036 >>77263262 >>77263387 >>77263425 >>77263450 >>77263495 >>77263534 >>77263918 >>77264075 >>77264864 >77265016 >>77265085 >>77265305 >>77265493 >>77267292 >>77267403 >>77267456 >>77268464 >>77269193 >>77270017 >>77270076 >>77270136 >>77270167 >>77270251 >>77270255 >>77270944 >>77270994 >>77271661 >>77271751 >77272038 >>77272096 >>77272227 >>77275864 >>77279260 >>77279328 >>77279673 >>77279829 >>77280713 >>77281875 >After reading your character's future, the seer tells them this: "It is your destiny to become the greatest enemy of the light that this world shall ever see. Never shall there even be a villain who can compare to you." How does your character react to this? Hard Mode: Provided that you accept that this is your character's destiny, how would they go about fulfilling this prophecy? O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)23:20:56 No.77259085 >>77259142 >>77259465 Oh boy, prophecies, those always go over wellI. I guess first order of business is to kill the seer so she doesn't go telling everyone that they should try and stop me. After that, just keep doing what I was doing, I guess. Either she's wrong, and I shouldn't worry, or she's right, and fate will figure it out. O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)23:25:55 No.77259142 >>77259201 >>77259213 >>77259465 >>77259085 >I guess first order of business is to kill the seer Sounds like something a great and terrible villain would do upon hearing this prophesy. O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)23:31:22 No.77259213 ► >>77259142 Lol this. So, SO many prophecies come to pass when the villain tries to stop it from happening. Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)23:51:14 No.77259465 ► >>77259085 >>77259142 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdqnvxiHu_Oc [Remove] The Prophecy Hotline Watch later Share DON'T O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)23:30:13 No.77259201 >>77269881 >>77259142 It's just pragmatic. If this chick goes around saying l'll become a great evil, do you know how many scores of Paladins will kick down my door? Better to keep her quiet, permanently O Anonymous 01/31/21(Sun)15:57:01 No.77269881 >>77259201 Yeah unless somebody starts investigating the Seer's death and finds out what her very last prophecy was. And now, you've got EVERYONE on your ass; because they think you're up to something and killed the only witness. O Anonymous 01/31/21(Sun)00:43:51 No.77260167 >>77263316 >»77267587 File: Mikhailos, the redeemed p(...).jpg (58 KB, 704x824) >>77258684 (OP) "So be it then. If I cannot be a beacon of hope for this world, then I shall be a hammer that tempers its virtue. I shall perform such acts of villany that heroes will have no choice but to rise against me. I shall be the one against whom the light's mettle will be tested. The world will find unity either against me, or under me." O Anonymous 01/31/21(Sun)00:57:21 No.77260305 ► >>77261652 File: Spoiler Image (74 KB, 1300x737) >>77258684 (OP) I will accept this terrible purpose. I shall become the obstacle humanity needs to overcome to reach its ultimate potential. O Anonymous 01/31/21(Sun)03:54:08 No.77261652 ► >>77260305 Could it be? Is... is that... WATER!? AHHHH I'M DECOMPOSING! DON'T SAVE ME SIONA O Anonymous 01/31/21(Sun)00:57:33 No.77260306 ► File: 3AF6C1F2-1926-4A54-B331-2(..).gif (2.95 MB, 500x500) >>77258684 (OP) Great, If my fate is to become a villain then I will strike a deal with fate. I WILL NOT do anything bad until I'm a king with a harem. Because it is my fate to be a villain, this must happen. Upon fate granting my wishes, I wll fulfill my end of the deal. O Anonymous 01/31/21(Sun)08:03:19 No.77263387 ► >>77258684 (OP) Set about my ambition to take over the world assured that I can beat the competition. O Anonymous 01/31/21(Sun)09:07:18 No.77263918 ► >>77264156 >>77258684 (OP) Question: Is the seer always right or is it some s----- carnie-bunkum? O Anonymous 01/31/21(Sun)09:25:44 No.77264156 >>77263918 Traditionally it's a self-fulfilling prophecy brought on by trying to avoid it. So, malarkey, but very advanced. O Anonymous 01/31/21(Sun)11:14:06 No.77265598 ► File: 1592547389859.jpg (72 KB, 520x664) My character is a believer in the absolute and unavoidable fate. That is, like, her entire thing. So her reaction will be >Well s---, gotta begin kicking puppies. I don't want to, but the stars will punish me if I disobey, and l'll end up doing it anyway. O Anonymous 01/31/21(Sun)14:13:47 No.77268361 File: A9271C21B1F950F853086E570(..).jpg (19 KB, 637x358) *Smiles* Well then lets you and me get this party started. Oh yes you heard right. You keep on staring into that crystal ball of yours and give me a heads up on what's too come. In return you'll be a made ma- er lady. You want a palace? I know just the place to build one. Servants? There's a town not far from here I'm sure we can talk them into working for you. Boys? Girls? I can rustle you up some fine specimens. Whaddaya say? We have a deal? I can sweeten some more if like. O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)23:49:05 No.77259435 >>77259447 >>77259562 >>77271703 OK. So, what do you say to the offer of becoming my totalitarian empire's second in command? According to you, I've got the potential to become an absolute dictator. Considering my present position in life, I doubt this is plausible without my having a serious Outside Context Problem as an advantage over the rest of the world. That's where you and your ability to predict the future come in. http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/visionsofabetterworld >The decision was made. Foundation researchers finally received permission to conduct a large-scale system of exposure to SCP-028. Dozens of people would be sent through the empty storage yard every day and thoroughly interviewed and, if need be, interrogated to determine what they had learned. Every scrap of information would be recorded, analyzed and, if deemed sufficiently valuable, released to the general public. >The first month alone resulted in designs for a cold-fusion plant that could power a city the size of London indefinitely, the composition of a fertilizer that would break down harmlessly in seawater and the name of the designer of SCP-914. The Foundation, through its numerous fronts, was rapidly able to improve the quality of life of almost every human on Earth, providing the world with the technologies and knowledge it needed to become a better place. >Then James Harrison Reuben walked through the yard. >James Harrison Reuben was a cable repairman from Topeka, Kansas. A blue-collar worker in a simple, menial job. A perfect receptacle for knowledge. We sent him in with visions of new advancements and beautiful new technologies dancing through our heads. >He came out with the knowledge of how to conquer the world. O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)23:50:07 No.77259447 >>77259562 >>77271703 >>77259435 >It's been seven years since then. His armies and death squads march through the streets of every city in the world. Every battle is a devastating victory: how can it be otherwise, when he has perfect knowledge of all our battle plans before they even happen? It is only a matter of time before he overruns our final stronghold. >l'm sending this message out through our wide-band radio transmitter on the off chance that someone will get this message. I'm doing this because the last transmission of our intelligence operatives, before they went dark, shows that Reuben is building space ships. Hundreds of them, lined up in ranks stretching across the Florida coastline. >But I can't shake the feeling that maybe this is all part of his plan as well... O Anonymous 01/31/21(Sun)14:20:55 No.77268464 ► File: the_grand_magus_by_oneste(.).jpg (170 KB, 1280x1888) >>77258684 (OP) I seek out a place where a great evil or injustice is occurring, and in a moment where I might intervene and prevent it - I stand by and do nothing. In doing so, I fulfil the prophecy, making it a broader metaphor about the evils of inaction. There is no greater enemy of light than the apathetic fool who who allows evil to prosper and succeed. With this done, I avoid a more literal interpretation of the prophecy, and the resulting life of infamy, torment, and inevitable destruction at the hands of the forces of light. O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)23:53:04 No.77259502 ► >>77258684 (OP) He'd probably immediately assume corruption in the 'light' and kick off a purge. O Anonymous 01/31/21(Sun)16:18:09 No.77270255 File: 1806_by_morkardfc_dccr8db-pre.jpg (45 KB, 827x967) >>77258684 (OP) if you are a virtuous man and the world becomes opposed to you, it is the world that is wrong being a cleric means never having to question that clearly this world is destined to fall into such depravity that even "light" becomes a vile thing and by God I am all that stands between the world and that hateful destiny O Anonymous 01/31/21(Sun)15:09:28 No.77269193 >>77258684 (OP) Take it literally, get put on house arrest at a rural agricultural property with a large dwelling, and then operate a particle accelerator to make some low mass, short lifespan black holes. Anonymous 01/31/21(Sun)16:13:45 No.77270167 ► >77270203 >>77258684 (OP) I decide to leave the world at large, get lost in some massive forest or jungle and live out the rest of my life as a hermit O Anonymous 01/31/21(Sun)16:15:26 No.77270203 >>77270289 >>77270167 An accident while making a fire lights the forest on fire. An extended period of drought and poor management has left the forest ripe for fire, and within a month nearly a continent of woodland and grassland has been burned away. You did this. You ruined the world. GG O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)05:48:17 No.77280160 ► "Oi wots this c--- sayin'? Oi'll neveh turn on ingerland and the queen'?" Anonymous 01/31/21(Sun)18:25:34 No.77272227 > >>77258684 (OP) I start going after every light source I can. I blow every candle, shatter every lantern, douse every fire and smother every torch. Long as I live, no light shall shine upon the land.

O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)22:44:57 No.77258684 E >>77258795 >>77258841 >>77258846 >>77259110 >>77259185 >>77259502 >>77259512 >>77259542 >>77259547 >>77259604 >>77259675 >>77260073 >>77260098 >>77260138 >>77260167 >>77260179 >>77260305 >>77260306 >>77260343 >>77260523 >>77260555 >>77260641 >>77261441 >>77261856 >>77262808 >>77263036 >>77263262 >>77263387 >>77263425 >>77263450 >>77263495 >>77263534 >>77263918 >>77264075 >>77264864 >77265016 >>77265085 >>77265305 >>77265493 >>77267292 >>77267403 >>77267456 >>77268464 >>77269193 >>77270017 >>77270076 >>77270136 >>77270167 >>77270251 >>77270255 >>77270944 >>77270994 >>77271661 >>77271751 >77272038 >>77272096 >>77272227 >>77275864 >>77279260 >>77279328 >>77279673 >>77279829 >>77280713 >>77281875 >After reading your character's future, the seer tells them this: "It is your destiny to become the greatest enemy of the light that this world shall ever see. Never shall there even be a villain who can compare to you." How does your character react to this? Hard Mode: Provided that you accept that this is your character's destiny, how would they go about fulfilling this prophecy? O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)23:20:56 No.77259085 >>77259142 >>77259465 Oh boy, prophecies, those always go over wellI. I guess first order of business is to kill the seer so she doesn't go telling everyone that they should try and stop me. After that, just keep doing what I was doing, I guess. Either she's wrong, and I shouldn't worry, or she's right, and fate will figure it out. O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)23:25:55 No.77259142 >>77259201 >>77259213 >>77259465 >>77259085 >I guess first order of business is to kill the seer Sounds like something a great and terrible villain would do upon hearing this prophesy. O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)23:31:22 No.77259213 ► >>77259142 Lol this. So, SO many prophecies come to pass when the villain tries to stop it from happening. Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)23:51:14 No.77259465 ► >>77259085 >>77259142 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdqnvxiHu_Oc [Remove] The Prophecy Hotline Watch later Share DON'T O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)23:30:13 No.77259201 >>77269881 >>77259142 It's just pragmatic. If this chick goes around saying l'll become a great evil, do you know how many scores of Paladins will kick down my door? Better to keep her quiet, permanently O Anonymous 01/31/21(Sun)15:57:01 No.77269881 >>77259201 Yeah unless somebody starts investigating the Seer's death and finds out what her very last prophecy was. And now, you've got EVERYONE on your ass; because they think you're up to something and killed the only witness. O Anonymous 01/31/21(Sun)00:43:51 No.77260167 >>77263316 >»77267587 File: Mikhailos, the redeemed p(...).jpg (58 KB, 704x824) >>77258684 (OP) "So be it then. If I cannot be a beacon of hope for this world, then I shall be a hammer that tempers its virtue. I shall perform such acts of villany that heroes will have no choice but to rise against me. I shall be the one against whom the light's mettle will be tested. The world will find unity either against me, or under me." O Anonymous 01/31/21(Sun)00:57:21 No.77260305 ► >>77261652 File: Spoiler Image (74 KB, 1300x737) >>77258684 (OP) I will accept this terrible purpose. I shall become the obstacle humanity needs to overcome to reach its ultimate potential. O Anonymous 01/31/21(Sun)03:54:08 No.77261652 ► >>77260305 Could it be? Is... is that... WATER!? AHHHH I'M DECOMPOSING! DON'T SAVE ME SIONA O Anonymous 01/31/21(Sun)00:57:33 No.77260306 ► File: 3AF6C1F2-1926-4A54-B331-2(..).gif (2.95 MB, 500x500) >>77258684 (OP) Great, If my fate is to become a villain then I will strike a deal with fate. I WILL NOT do anything bad until I'm a king with a harem. Because it is my fate to be a villain, this must happen. Upon fate granting my wishes, I wll fulfill my end of the deal. O Anonymous 01/31/21(Sun)08:03:19 No.77263387 ► >>77258684 (OP) Set about my ambition to take over the world assured that I can beat the competition. O Anonymous 01/31/21(Sun)09:07:18 No.77263918 ► >>77264156 >>77258684 (OP) Question: Is the seer always right or is it some s----- carnie-bunkum? O Anonymous 01/31/21(Sun)09:25:44 No.77264156 >>77263918 Traditionally it's a self-fulfilling prophecy brought on by trying to avoid it. So, malarkey, but very advanced. O Anonymous 01/31/21(Sun)11:14:06 No.77265598 ► File: 1592547389859.jpg (72 KB, 520x664) My character is a believer in the absolute and unavoidable fate. That is, like, her entire thing. So her reaction will be >Well s---, gotta begin kicking puppies. I don't want to, but the stars will punish me if I disobey, and l'll end up doing it anyway. O Anonymous 01/31/21(Sun)14:13:47 No.77268361 File: A9271C21B1F950F853086E570(..).jpg (19 KB, 637x358) *Smiles* Well then lets you and me get this party started. Oh yes you heard right. You keep on staring into that crystal ball of yours and give me a heads up on what's too come. In return you'll be a made ma- er lady. You want a palace? I know just the place to build one. Servants? There's a town not far from here I'm sure we can talk them into working for you. Boys? Girls? I can rustle you up some fine specimens. Whaddaya say? We have a deal? I can sweeten some more if like. O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)23:49:05 No.77259435 >>77259447 >>77259562 >>77271703 OK. So, what do you say to the offer of becoming my totalitarian empire's second in command? According to you, I've got the potential to become an absolute dictator. Considering my present position in life, I doubt this is plausible without my having a serious Outside Context Problem as an advantage over the rest of the world. That's where you and your ability to predict the future come in. http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/visionsofabetterworld >The decision was made. Foundation researchers finally received permission to conduct a large-scale system of exposure to SCP-028. Dozens of people would be sent through the empty storage yard every day and thoroughly interviewed and, if need be, interrogated to determine what they had learned. Every scrap of information would be recorded, analyzed and, if deemed sufficiently valuable, released to the general public. >The first month alone resulted in designs for a cold-fusion plant that could power a city the size of London indefinitely, the composition of a fertilizer that would break down harmlessly in seawater and the name of the designer of SCP-914. The Foundation, through its numerous fronts, was rapidly able to improve the quality of life of almost every human on Earth, providing the world with the technologies and knowledge it needed to become a better place. >Then James Harrison Reuben walked through the yard. >James Harrison Reuben was a cable repairman from Topeka, Kansas. A blue-collar worker in a simple, menial job. A perfect receptacle for knowledge. We sent him in with visions of new advancements and beautiful new technologies dancing through our heads. >He came out with the knowledge of how to conquer the world. O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)23:50:07 No.77259447 >>77259562 >>77271703 >>77259435 >It's been seven years since then. His armies and death squads march through the streets of every city in the world. Every battle is a devastating victory: how can it be otherwise, when he has perfect knowledge of all our battle plans before they even happen? It is only a matter of time before he overruns our final stronghold. >l'm sending this message out through our wide-band radio transmitter on the off chance that someone will get this message. I'm doing this because the last transmission of our intelligence operatives, before they went dark, shows that Reuben is building space ships. Hundreds of them, lined up in ranks stretching across the Florida coastline. >But I can't shake the feeling that maybe this is all part of his plan as well... O Anonymous 01/31/21(Sun)14:20:55 No.77268464 ► File: the_grand_magus_by_oneste(.).jpg (170 KB, 1280x1888) >>77258684 (OP) I seek out a place where a great evil or injustice is occurring, and in a moment where I might intervene and prevent it - I stand by and do nothing. In doing so, I fulfil the prophecy, making it a broader metaphor about the evils of inaction. There is no greater enemy of light than the apathetic fool who who allows evil to prosper and succeed. With this done, I avoid a more literal interpretation of the prophecy, and the resulting life of infamy, torment, and inevitable destruction at the hands of the forces of light. O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)23:53:04 No.77259502 ► >>77258684 (OP) He'd probably immediately assume corruption in the 'light' and kick off a purge. O Anonymous 01/31/21(Sun)16:18:09 No.77270255 File: 1806_by_morkardfc_dccr8db-pre.jpg (45 KB, 827x967) >>77258684 (OP) if you are a virtuous man and the world becomes opposed to you, it is the world that is wrong being a cleric means never having to question that clearly this world is destined to fall into such depravity that even "light" becomes a vile thing and by God I am all that stands between the world and that hateful destiny O Anonymous 01/31/21(Sun)15:09:28 No.77269193 >>77258684 (OP) Take it literally, get put on house arrest at a rural agricultural property with a large dwelling, and then operate a particle accelerator to make some low mass, short lifespan black holes. Anonymous 01/31/21(Sun)16:13:45 No.77270167 ► >77270203 >>77258684 (OP) I decide to leave the world at large, get lost in some massive forest or jungle and live out the rest of my life as a hermit O Anonymous 01/31/21(Sun)16:15:26 No.77270203 >>77270289 >>77270167 An accident while making a fire lights the forest on fire. An extended period of drought and poor management has left the forest ripe for fire, and within a month nearly a continent of woodland and grassland has been burned away. You did this. You ruined the world. GG O Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)05:48:17 No.77280160 ► "Oi wots this c--- sayin'? Oi'll neveh turn on ingerland and the queen'?" Anonymous 01/31/21(Sun)18:25:34 No.77272227 > >>77258684 (OP) I start going after every light source I can. I blow every candle, shatter every lantern, douse every fire and smother every torch. Long as I live, no light shall shine upon the land.

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Anon gives the wholesome truth

File: Best persona girl.jpg (982 KB, 2592x1456) O Anonymous 12/16/18(Sun)21:23:23 No.63564123 >>63564230 >>63564233 >>63564258 >>63564285 >>63564575 >>63566145 >>63567774 >>63568235 >>63568628 >Put effort into designing an NPC >Party doesn't care >Invent an NPC on the fly >They love it Why is this always the case? TALK Newspaper Club Member O Anonymous 12/16/18(Sun)21:32:06 No.63564230 >>63564253 >>63564273 >>63564682 >>63566041 >>63568189 >>63568255 >>6356 >>63564123 (OP) Because Npc on the fly are made with nothing but yourself. Why do you think your group like them. Because they're your friend, and they want to be with you, not anyone else.

File: Best persona girl.jpg (982 KB, 2592x1456) O Anonymous 12/16/18(Sun)21:23:23 No.63564123 >>63564230 >>63564233 >>63564258 >>63564285 >>63564575 >>63566145 >>63567774 >>63568235 >>63568628 >Put effort into designing an NPC >Party doesn't care >Invent an NPC on the fly >They love it Why is this always the case? TALK Newspaper Club Member O Anonymous 12/16/18(Sun)21:32:06 No.63564230 >>63564253 >>63564273 >>63564682 >>63566041 >>63568189 >>63568255 >>6356 >>63564123 (OP) Because Npc on the fly are made with nothing but yourself. Why do you think your group like them. Because they're your friend, and they want to be with you, not anyone else.

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idk what to call this

this probably won't go over well with at least one anon (you know who you are)
"part 2":https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/77501095 out now

this probably won't go over well with at least one anon (you know who you are)
"part 2":https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/77501095 out now

The Girls Try and Play FATAL

Image is NSFW due to dildo on table.

Source is NSFA.

Not Safe F------ Anywhere.

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An attempt was made to close the power gap between the Martial and Magical classes.

it was made.

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God of Anus

FATAL is a horrific game, but it's so messed-up that it does a complete loop back round onto itself and becomes funny.

How else could you end up with a 4 mile wide anus?

That's also the reason for the NSFW tag. If you don't think it needs it, please ask a mod to remove it; as I'd rather be safe than sorry.

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Roll for Anal Circumference

This meme originates from FATAL.

Be afraid, children, be <i>very</i> afraid.

If you wish to know more about FATAL, and you really don't, an <a href="https://1d4chan.org/wiki/FATAL">NSFW explanation can be found here.</a>

There is no SFW explanation for what FATAL is, and considering it's a tabletop game, that should be a very big warning to any of you who are still curious.

This meme originates from FATAL.

Be afraid, children, be <i>very</i> afraid.

If you wish to know more about FATAL, and you really don't, an <a href="https://1d4chan.org/wiki/FATAL">NSFW explanation can be found here.</a>

There is no SFW explanation for what FATAL is, and considering it's a tabletop game, that should be a very big warning to any of you who are still curious.

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The Omegle Crusades: Princess Luna Buys a Used Camel

Occasionally TG will launch organised crusades against the godless heathens of Omegle to teach those wretched heretics how to <i>actually</i> roleplay.

In todays episode, Princess Luna runs into a <i>very</i> enthusiastic seller of second-hand camels.

Occasionally TG will launch organised crusades against the godless heathens of Omegle to teach those wretched heretics how to <i>actually</i> roleplay.

In todays episode, Princess Luna runs into a <i>very</i> enthusiastic seller of second-hand camels.

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The Omegle Crusades: Marriage Counselling

Occasionally TG will launch organised crusades against the godless heathens of Omegle to teach those wretched heretics how to <i>actually</i> roleplay.

In today's episode, an edgy stranger tries to start an ERP based on a failing marriage caused by the death of the couple's severely sick child; but Anon is having none of that s---.

What follows is the beautiful tale of love, shouting and time travel.

Occasionally TG will launch organised crusades against the godless heathens of Omegle to teach those wretched heretics how to <i>actually</i> roleplay.

In today's episode, an edgy stranger tries to start an ERP based on a failing marriage caused by the death of the couple's severely sick child; but Anon is having none of that s---.

What follows is the beautiful tale of love, shouting and time travel.

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The Omegle Crusades: Duel of the Rock Gods

Occasionally TG will launch organised crusades against the godless heathens of Omegle to teach those wretched heretics how to <i>actually</i> roleplay.

In todays episode, an elegen/tg/entleman recruits a stranger to do battle against Mordenthrax, the Greater Dragon of Metal, in order to stop him stealing his bitches and blow.

Occasionally TG will launch organised crusades against the godless heathens of Omegle to teach those wretched heretics how to <i>actually</i> roleplay.

In todays episode, an elegen/tg/entleman recruits a stranger to do battle against Mordenthrax, the Greater Dragon of Metal, in order to stop him stealing his bitches and blow.

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The Omegle Crusades: Brogan Returns

Occasionally TG will launch organised crusades against the godless heathens of Omegle to teach those wretched heretics how to <i>actually</i> roleplay.

Today see the return of the high-octane adventures of Brogan the Blue-Balling Barbarian.

Occasionally TG will launch organised crusades against the godless heathens of Omegle to teach those wretched heretics how to <i>actually</i> roleplay.

Today see the return of the high-octane adventures of Brogan the Blue-Balling Barbarian.

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The Omegle Crusades: Actually Role Playing as a Doctor

Occasionally TG will launch organised crusades against the godless heathens of Omegle to teach those wretched heretics how to <i>actually</i> roleplay.

Today, a horny ERPer gets shut down so hard that they rage quit.

Occasionally TG will launch organised crusades against the godless heathens of Omegle to teach those wretched heretics how to <i>actually</i> roleplay.

Today, a horny ERPer gets shut down so hard that they rage quit.

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part 2

i'll update this occasionally

i'll update this occasionally

schizo anon gets played

get on the thread we need some more activity

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Cargopunk

File: GiantPhotoContainerCargo copy.jpg (219 KB, 1008x797) O Cargopunk, I guess Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)10:16:27 No.77247426 E >77247986 >>77248129 >>77248178 >>77248774 >>77248957 >>77249776 >>77250388 >>7725(0472 >Millions die after a cargo spaceship drops a few million containers onto our planet by accident >A good portion of the world's surface is covered by containers and strewn about with the alien equivalent of Amazon-tier crap >Ship was a drone and covered by insurance. Aliens won't bat an eye at this loss. Earth was not even in any star maps so this disaster goes unnoticed >How does humanity cope with the disaster? O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)10:21:52 No.77247513 ► >77248606 Covering "a good portion" of the Earth's surface would f--- up much of both wild ecosystems and our farming (directly and by all the dust kicked up), so the final death toll won't be ion the millions, but many billions as starvation kicks in. This then makes most societies collapse, in turn ensuring that science won't start making a bunch of new discoveries thanks to getting their hands on massive amounts of actual alien technology from a culture unbelievably more advanced than ours. O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)10:53:45 No.77247986 >>77248606 >>77247426 (OP) See Somalia, multiply by the whole world. mad max hellscapes of containers. everything from generic wallgreens b------- to world-ending weapons scattered in anywhere and everywhere at random. i like this idea anon, keep it going O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)11:04:23 No.77248129 >>77248606 >>77248666 >>77250652 >>77252896 >>77247426 (OP) >few million containers would not cover even close to a good portion to the earth's surface Average container is 50 ft x 10 ft, so 500 sq ft Earth's surface area would be 36040000 sq mi or 5.2972e+18 sg ft, or 5297200000000000000 sq ft. To cover half the earth's land surface with neatly stacked boxes would require 5.2972e+15 boxes or 5 quadrillion cargo boxes, even more if they are irregularly stacked O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)11:08:55 No.77248178 >>77248606 >> >>77247426 (OP) how hard it is to open the container ? O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)11:39:00 No.77248606 ► >> >>77247513 >>77247986 The idea is that mankind is forced to switch to scavenging cargo at random, hoping they can find food/things they can use or just use them for shelter. The idea is Mad max except instead of cars, the focus is figuring out alien gadgets and thingamabobs, some of which might prove incredibly beneficial, while others may kill you. Think opening a container to find what amounts to power armor, while another may contain just pure radioactive material which the aliens would be immune to. Not to mention the fact that some motifs on cargos or certain cargos with specific signs which would be more beneficial or harmful would result in the rise of cargo cults. >>77248129 Then it's quadrillion's. Alien Amazon needs to account for the entire Universe after all. >>77248178 Most containers were busted uring the fall from orbit so survivors should be able to enter from cracks or through the busted doors. Other containers, made from sturdier materials, may require tools found from other containers to breach. So medium hard, with a few exceptions O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)11:42:56 No.77248666 ► File: beeple.jpg (200 KB, 768x960) >>77248129 Sure, if they're standard cans. Though Fermi estimates (you friend and mine) say that even if you multiply the dimensions by 100, you still don't chip into the 10^15 value significantly. O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)11:45:40 No.77248706 ► >>77248955 File: carrier_by_martydesign-d8d6ikd.jpg (485 KB, 1920x1075) The obvious references are Roadside Picnic / Stalker and maybe Borderlands. >> O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)11:50:20 No.77248774 >>77248946 >>77248955 >>77249010 >>77247426 (OP) >millions die >a good portion of the world's surface Not sure how this scale matches up. If they're dropped from high enough orbit to become a bunch of impacts/dust cloud generation no one is going to be salvaging s--- from the containers. If they're just gently dropped, its hard to do as an accident. I'd swing it to be a mistaken drop off, like an empire amazon ordered a continent full of stuff, or a grey goo replicator that just makes a bunch of alien nicknacks, it just got sent to the wrong planet, set up half way, the technicians realized someone f----- up their ticket for the day, packed up their s--- and left the material there because its already running and they can't disassemble it back into the ship. >> O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)12:01:01 No.77248946 ► >77249010 >>77249153 File: 2JTW1WP.jpg (165 KB, 1163x859) >>77248774 >If they're just gently dropped, its hard to do as an accident. Could be antigrav or some other mechanism that doesn't require the containers to be at orbital velocity. The cargo ship was badly damaged, drifted into the system, decided to try and hit up the local intelligent life for repairs, parked, realized they were while trying to recover. bunch of rock-throwing savages in chemical rockets, dumped their cargo, then crashed into the moon O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)12:01:14 No.77248955 >>77249153 >>77248774 >lf they're dropped from high enough orbit to become a bunch of impacts/dust cloud generation no one is going to be salvaging s--- from the container is that because everyone is a given to be dead or out of fear? Won't they consider scavenging if everything else is f----- as a last resort? >>77248706 Borderlands in the sense that humans scramble after fabled continers with awesome s---? Yeah I'm down for that. Roadside Picnic is a given reference but I thought taking it to a scale where the aliens' f----- essentially turns us into pacific islander cargo cult O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)12:01:29 No.77248957 > >>77249010 >>77247426 (OP) This needs a really really good random table of bullcrap items to find. >> O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)12:04:37 No.77249010 >>77249153 >>77250025 File: 1599782036021.png (405 KB, 855x470) >>77248946 When I thought of the idea I imagined it as the cargo ship warping in, messing up navigation so it smashes into the moon. Severly damaged, it dumps the cargo by accident, then remains in orbit around Earth while it tries to repair itself. So going by your suggestion and >>77248774, the containers reach the Erth's surface and cover it, threreby f------ us over in the process without killing everyone at once. >>77248957 Hey I'm game if anyone wants to pitch in O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)12:11:25 No.77249153 >>77249685 >>77248955 Its because if you drop something that smashes into a planet that hard there isn't anything to salvage. >>77248946 This sort of works, but if its got antgravity of some sort, how does it hurt anyone? Do they just gently set down >>77249010 >dumps the cargo by accident, then remains in orbit around Earth Oh that makes more sense. There could be a whole bunch of them stuck in decaying orbits, some with (semi) functional antigrav to get to the ground, some with less so which cause death and destruction when they fall. Then you can have apocalyptic collapse and stuff to scavenge. bunch of stuff that's heavy enough to crush things but no one gets out of the way or tries to stop them? O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)12:49:33 No.77249685 ► >77249844 File: 1409704784567.jpg (38 KB, 777x563) >>77249153 The problem with space isn't up, it's fast. The up part is trivial. You can use balloon. To stay up, you need to go fast. Very, very fast. So anything that was up (in orbit) and is now no longer up is going to be going fairly fast. When it hits the atmosphere, poof, compression heating and fireballs and debris. But if it wasn't going fast (because the cargo ship had antigravity engines that let it stay up without fast), the cargo can fall down at terminal velocity (slow; fancy parachutists have done it). tl;dr play kerbal space program. O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)13:02:21 No.77249844 >>77250397 >>77250882 >>77249685 Sure, but the ideas at work here are things that are already up, coming down fast. If they come down too fast, there isn't anything to scavenge, nor is there anyone left to do the scavenging. So the background needed semi-plausible sciffi reasons, we're already in fairly soft scifi mode, for there to be a mix of cargo, near by aliens, and millions of deaths. Although I figure you need a few billion to count as a semi apocalyptic event personally. O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)13:16:13 No.77250025 ► >>77250397 >>77249010 Giant space ship visible in orbit. Some cults trying to find a way to strike back at them. Some trying to go there, like some kind of promised land. O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)13:43:14 No.77250388 >>77250652 >>77247426 (OP) >good portion of the world's surface >a few million containers pretty sure you'd need billions and billions O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)13:43:40 No.77250397 ► >>77249776 Thanks anon, very useful. >>77249844 It would be billions if the containers covered enough arable land, combined with the infrastructure collapsing. I did say I didin't mind reconsidering a few points to make this work in a soft scifi manner. Also the fact that there could still be more containers coming down every now and then would be pretty cool. >>77250025 Baloon cultists? Not bad. you could have those that try to go up to the ship, while others try to shoot them down, each faction with opposing goals O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)13:49:36 No.77250472 >>77250652 >>77247426 (OP) I think it would be more fun if instead of covering most of the planet it just covered a large chunk of a continent, so that way the focus is on exploring the cargo area like Roadside Picnic. The outer layers get taken out quickly and people find out that alien amazon is pretty f------ lax when it comes to what you can buy. Weapons, ammo, sex robots, vehicles, Mecha... You name it. Eventually a new continent forms from people trying to live in the shipping containers, and what is it called of course? CARGONIA! O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)13:51:29 No.77250500 ► >>77250652 Since we're talking about dropping things on places I had semi related question. How much destruction would a 200 ft long asteroid cause? I read that it would essentially wipe out a country on impact >> O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)14:03:10 No.77250652 File: 1606460472951.jpg (125 KB, 540x540) >>77250388 Math was handled here >>77248129 and I said it could be quadrillions, why the f--- not. This s space Amazon after all. >>77250472 Yeah but the thing is, this is Roadside Picnic but we got reduced into f------ ooga booga Pacific islanders because of it. Cargonia sounds dope as f--- but it could just be a place in the Atlantic where a shitload of them piled up. Like the rest of the ideas though. >>77250500 https://www.space.com/19741-asteroid-2012-da14-earth-impact-effects.html the above presents an estimate for a 150 ft asteroid so you can go by that I guess >> O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)14:21:10 No.77250882 >>77250916 >>77253358 >>77254526 File: Rock Falls.png (1.21 MB, 552x1882) >>77249844 Again "fast" is not "fast like a car". https://what-if.xkcd.com/58/ >The ISS moves so quickly that if you fired rifle bullet from one end of a football field, the International Space Station could cross the length of the field before the bullet traveled 10 yards. >Let's imagine what it would look like if you were speed-walking across the Earth's surface at 8 km/s. >To get a better sense of the pace at which you're traveling, let's use the beat of a song to mark the passage of time. Suppose you started playing the 1988 song by The Proclaimers, I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles). That song is about 131.9 beats per minute, so imagine that with every beat of the song, you move forward more than two miles. And compared to the speed thing that aren't in a stable orbit (like, say, something slingshoting around the moon) are going, 8km/s is peanuts. The Apollo astronauts made it up to 11km/s, but they were still in our backyard. Fast is fast. O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)14:23:54 No.77250916 ► >>77250882 For comparison, if you dropped a cargo container from the altitude of the ISS (but not travelling at orbital velocity), it'd hit the ground at somewhere between 50 and 60 m/s. 0.06 km/s, at best. That's still 120 mph, so not something you'd want to be hit by, but it's not going to turn Australia into space Australia. O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)16:32:24 No.77252896 ► >77255841 File: Solar-Jetman-Hunt-for-the(...).png (4 KB, 256x240) >>77248129 i cannot imagine any possible reason that you automatically assumed alien cargo containers are the exact same shape and size as human shipping containers. PRENENON ERSTEH IM anyway i'd just say the effects were extremely variable. some containers settle gently to the ground. some of them crash hard. some of them enter at extreme velocities and effectively act like nukes. together with the extreme social disruption caused by inarguable evidence of aliens and everyone fighting over the salvagable bits, it's not hard to imagine a general collapse of civilization. hell, civilization looked like it might collapse last year because a slightly deadlier winter flu showed up. i want to see way less arguing about trying to make the science work and way more random tables of alien artifacts. O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)17:02:05 No.77253358 >77255121 >>77250882 Not really sure what you're doing other than talking about a thing you like at this point? O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)18:06:31 No.77254526 ► >>77250882 >Fast is fast. It just doesn't seem like it because as fast as fast can be, SPACE IS BIG. >> O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)18:39:57 No.77255121 >>77256012 File: What your players think o(.).jpg (561 KB, 2100x1052) >>77253358 If you want to technobabble, it's good to have it sound plausible. Getting back to the game though, what do the PCs do? What's their goal? Who are they? Is this just a modern-ish dungeoncrawl but with d100000 rooms? A fully randomly generated world can feel meaningless. >> O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)19:24:26 No.77255841 >>77252896 There's also the possibility that on its way in, the alien ship crashed into a bunch of communications satellites, which could further confuse the situation. O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)19:35:22 No.77256012 ► >>77256170 >>77255121 You could craft an adventure out of it, there's no reason it has to be random just because someone mentioned a loot table. Here's some adventure seeds: we need a mcguffin that can provide water for our community but it's in a cults possession; we wanna stop a cult from trying to fire a giant laser at the ship; a weird creature from a container is attacking pure town. >> O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)19:45:35 No.77256170 > File: 1535425852408.jpg (1.05 MB, 1100x1425) >>77256012 You could craft an adventure out of a cake decorating contest. Doesn't mean it's easy. The question of "what do the PCs do?" goes beyond adventure seeds. You've listed Fallout-type post-apocalyptic quests. Is that the genre? Get bullets, fight rival factions, survive in a world where society has broken down to a certain extent? Or is this a Cyberpunk type game, where you want to sneak loot out from under the noses of more powerful entities? A D&D type game, where you explore, fight, steal, and get embroiled in local politics? Wild West? Traveller-style space exploration? File: aac16ca8-c2d8-4fff-8e63-3(...).jpg (118 KB, 940x540) O Cargopunk II: Cargopocalypse Anonymous 01/31/21(Sun)09:26:03 No.77264164 E ► Original thread >>77247426 → Human civilization collapsed, after a damaged alien Amazon delivery drone dumped billions of containers on Earth, before parking itself in orbit for repairs. The gigantic containers crushed cities and covered giant tracks of farmland, killing millions. Billions followed soon after, as human infrastructure collapsed and starvation set in. Humanity was now forced to turn to the containers and their contents, in a desperate bid to survive. Their contents, however, are not entirely beneficial: filled with everything from foodstuffs to power armor to inscrutable lifeforms, these containers are both a boon and curse to intrepid adventurers. >> O ymous 01/31/21(Sun)09:26:43 No.77264170 File: RTR4DWQC-e1536601671499.jpg (335 KB, 1600x900) THE TONE: Cargopunk's world is a western on the surface, as humans are forced to eke out a living in a world that's been made strange by the presence of the containers. The tone switches to very much similar to D&D inside the containers, as strange biomes have begun to emerge over the years, as their contents have spilled out. A container-based economy has emerged over the years, with entire settlements providing assistance to scavengers, in the hope of emerging with something useful. Cults have emerged all over the world, both revering of and set against the containers and the drone ship. And in distant bunkers, small pockets of civilization try to desperately crack the secrets of communicating with the drone and their senders, hoping to find someone to clean up this mess... THE AESTHETIC: Think Mad Max by way of Somalia inside a Walmart at the end of the world: instead of leather straps and metal buckets, people mostly wear size-appropriate scraps of alien clothing, living off packaged freeze-dried alien food and drinking novelty sodas. Containers have any number of items inside it, from power armor to white-hot radioactive ore, so checking any is a crapshoot. People walk around in alien hair metal band shortsleeves over long sleeves, armed with spears whose tips are made from plasteel soda can slivers, next to weirdos in power armor and laser gun cowboys. If you have to imagine a Cargopunk adventurer, look at Lisa the Painful and think how those guys would dress if they had broken into an Amazon warehouse. THE HANGERS ON: An alien faction that made a living off latching onto and stealing off delivery drones, the Hangers On ended up on Earth by accident. The hangers on have no set look, ranging from Grey like drones to insectoid horrors but are all intelligent and very much would rather be anywhere else than the doomed backwater of Earth. It's a shame so few of them have bothered to learn our language...

File: GiantPhotoContainerCargo copy.jpg (219 KB, 1008x797) O Cargopunk, I guess Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)10:16:27 No.77247426 E >77247986 >>77248129 >>77248178 >>77248774 >>77248957 >>77249776 >>77250388 >>7725(0472 >Millions die after a cargo spaceship drops a few million containers onto our planet by accident >A good portion of the world's surface is covered by containers and strewn about with the alien equivalent of Amazon-tier crap >Ship was a drone and covered by insurance. Aliens won't bat an eye at this loss. Earth was not even in any star maps so this disaster goes unnoticed >How does humanity cope with the disaster? O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)10:21:52 No.77247513 ► >77248606 Covering "a good portion" of the Earth's surface would f--- up much of both wild ecosystems and our farming (directly and by all the dust kicked up), so the final death toll won't be ion the millions, but many billions as starvation kicks in. This then makes most societies collapse, in turn ensuring that science won't start making a bunch of new discoveries thanks to getting their hands on massive amounts of actual alien technology from a culture unbelievably more advanced than ours. O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)10:53:45 No.77247986 >>77248606 >>77247426 (OP) See Somalia, multiply by the whole world. mad max hellscapes of containers. everything from generic wallgreens b------- to world-ending weapons scattered in anywhere and everywhere at random. i like this idea anon, keep it going O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)11:04:23 No.77248129 >>77248606 >>77248666 >>77250652 >>77252896 >>77247426 (OP) >few million containers would not cover even close to a good portion to the earth's surface Average container is 50 ft x 10 ft, so 500 sq ft Earth's surface area would be 36040000 sq mi or 5.2972e+18 sg ft, or 5297200000000000000 sq ft. To cover half the earth's land surface with neatly stacked boxes would require 5.2972e+15 boxes or 5 quadrillion cargo boxes, even more if they are irregularly stacked O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)11:08:55 No.77248178 >>77248606 >> >>77247426 (OP) how hard it is to open the container ? O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)11:39:00 No.77248606 ► >> >>77247513 >>77247986 The idea is that mankind is forced to switch to scavenging cargo at random, hoping they can find food/things they can use or just use them for shelter. The idea is Mad max except instead of cars, the focus is figuring out alien gadgets and thingamabobs, some of which might prove incredibly beneficial, while others may kill you. Think opening a container to find what amounts to power armor, while another may contain just pure radioactive material which the aliens would be immune to. Not to mention the fact that some motifs on cargos or certain cargos with specific signs which would be more beneficial or harmful would result in the rise of cargo cults. >>77248129 Then it's quadrillion's. Alien Amazon needs to account for the entire Universe after all. >>77248178 Most containers were busted uring the fall from orbit so survivors should be able to enter from cracks or through the busted doors. Other containers, made from sturdier materials, may require tools found from other containers to breach. So medium hard, with a few exceptions O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)11:42:56 No.77248666 ► File: beeple.jpg (200 KB, 768x960) >>77248129 Sure, if they're standard cans. Though Fermi estimates (you friend and mine) say that even if you multiply the dimensions by 100, you still don't chip into the 10^15 value significantly. O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)11:45:40 No.77248706 ► >>77248955 File: carrier_by_martydesign-d8d6ikd.jpg (485 KB, 1920x1075) The obvious references are Roadside Picnic / Stalker and maybe Borderlands. >> O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)11:50:20 No.77248774 >>77248946 >>77248955 >>77249010 >>77247426 (OP) >millions die >a good portion of the world's surface Not sure how this scale matches up. If they're dropped from high enough orbit to become a bunch of impacts/dust cloud generation no one is going to be salvaging s--- from the containers. If they're just gently dropped, its hard to do as an accident. I'd swing it to be a mistaken drop off, like an empire amazon ordered a continent full of stuff, or a grey goo replicator that just makes a bunch of alien nicknacks, it just got sent to the wrong planet, set up half way, the technicians realized someone f----- up their ticket for the day, packed up their s--- and left the material there because its already running and they can't disassemble it back into the ship. >> O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)12:01:01 No.77248946 ► >77249010 >>77249153 File: 2JTW1WP.jpg (165 KB, 1163x859) >>77248774 >If they're just gently dropped, its hard to do as an accident. Could be antigrav or some other mechanism that doesn't require the containers to be at orbital velocity. The cargo ship was badly damaged, drifted into the system, decided to try and hit up the local intelligent life for repairs, parked, realized they were while trying to recover. bunch of rock-throwing savages in chemical rockets, dumped their cargo, then crashed into the moon O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)12:01:14 No.77248955 >>77249153 >>77248774 >lf they're dropped from high enough orbit to become a bunch of impacts/dust cloud generation no one is going to be salvaging s--- from the container is that because everyone is a given to be dead or out of fear? Won't they consider scavenging if everything else is f----- as a last resort? >>77248706 Borderlands in the sense that humans scramble after fabled continers with awesome s---? Yeah I'm down for that. Roadside Picnic is a given reference but I thought taking it to a scale where the aliens' f----- essentially turns us into pacific islander cargo cult O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)12:01:29 No.77248957 > >>77249010 >>77247426 (OP) This needs a really really good random table of bullcrap items to find. >> O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)12:04:37 No.77249010 >>77249153 >>77250025 File: 1599782036021.png (405 KB, 855x470) >>77248946 When I thought of the idea I imagined it as the cargo ship warping in, messing up navigation so it smashes into the moon. Severly damaged, it dumps the cargo by accident, then remains in orbit around Earth while it tries to repair itself. So going by your suggestion and >>77248774, the containers reach the Erth's surface and cover it, threreby f------ us over in the process without killing everyone at once. >>77248957 Hey I'm game if anyone wants to pitch in O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)12:11:25 No.77249153 >>77249685 >>77248955 Its because if you drop something that smashes into a planet that hard there isn't anything to salvage. >>77248946 This sort of works, but if its got antgravity of some sort, how does it hurt anyone? Do they just gently set down >>77249010 >dumps the cargo by accident, then remains in orbit around Earth Oh that makes more sense. There could be a whole bunch of them stuck in decaying orbits, some with (semi) functional antigrav to get to the ground, some with less so which cause death and destruction when they fall. Then you can have apocalyptic collapse and stuff to scavenge. bunch of stuff that's heavy enough to crush things but no one gets out of the way or tries to stop them? O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)12:49:33 No.77249685 ► >77249844 File: 1409704784567.jpg (38 KB, 777x563) >>77249153 The problem with space isn't up, it's fast. The up part is trivial. You can use balloon. To stay up, you need to go fast. Very, very fast. So anything that was up (in orbit) and is now no longer up is going to be going fairly fast. When it hits the atmosphere, poof, compression heating and fireballs and debris. But if it wasn't going fast (because the cargo ship had antigravity engines that let it stay up without fast), the cargo can fall down at terminal velocity (slow; fancy parachutists have done it). tl;dr play kerbal space program. O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)13:02:21 No.77249844 >>77250397 >>77250882 >>77249685 Sure, but the ideas at work here are things that are already up, coming down fast. If they come down too fast, there isn't anything to scavenge, nor is there anyone left to do the scavenging. So the background needed semi-plausible sciffi reasons, we're already in fairly soft scifi mode, for there to be a mix of cargo, near by aliens, and millions of deaths. Although I figure you need a few billion to count as a semi apocalyptic event personally. O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)13:16:13 No.77250025 ► >>77250397 >>77249010 Giant space ship visible in orbit. Some cults trying to find a way to strike back at them. Some trying to go there, like some kind of promised land. O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)13:43:14 No.77250388 >>77250652 >>77247426 (OP) >good portion of the world's surface >a few million containers pretty sure you'd need billions and billions O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)13:43:40 No.77250397 ► >>77249776 Thanks anon, very useful. >>77249844 It would be billions if the containers covered enough arable land, combined with the infrastructure collapsing. I did say I didin't mind reconsidering a few points to make this work in a soft scifi manner. Also the fact that there could still be more containers coming down every now and then would be pretty cool. >>77250025 Baloon cultists? Not bad. you could have those that try to go up to the ship, while others try to shoot them down, each faction with opposing goals O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)13:49:36 No.77250472 >>77250652 >>77247426 (OP) I think it would be more fun if instead of covering most of the planet it just covered a large chunk of a continent, so that way the focus is on exploring the cargo area like Roadside Picnic. The outer layers get taken out quickly and people find out that alien amazon is pretty f------ lax when it comes to what you can buy. Weapons, ammo, sex robots, vehicles, Mecha... You name it. Eventually a new continent forms from people trying to live in the shipping containers, and what is it called of course? CARGONIA! O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)13:51:29 No.77250500 ► >>77250652 Since we're talking about dropping things on places I had semi related question. How much destruction would a 200 ft long asteroid cause? I read that it would essentially wipe out a country on impact >> O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)14:03:10 No.77250652 File: 1606460472951.jpg (125 KB, 540x540) >>77250388 Math was handled here >>77248129 and I said it could be quadrillions, why the f--- not. This s space Amazon after all. >>77250472 Yeah but the thing is, this is Roadside Picnic but we got reduced into f------ ooga booga Pacific islanders because of it. Cargonia sounds dope as f--- but it could just be a place in the Atlantic where a shitload of them piled up. Like the rest of the ideas though. >>77250500 https://www.space.com/19741-asteroid-2012-da14-earth-impact-effects.html the above presents an estimate for a 150 ft asteroid so you can go by that I guess >> O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)14:21:10 No.77250882 >>77250916 >>77253358 >>77254526 File: Rock Falls.png (1.21 MB, 552x1882) >>77249844 Again "fast" is not "fast like a car". https://what-if.xkcd.com/58/ >The ISS moves so quickly that if you fired rifle bullet from one end of a football field, the International Space Station could cross the length of the field before the bullet traveled 10 yards. >Let's imagine what it would look like if you were speed-walking across the Earth's surface at 8 km/s. >To get a better sense of the pace at which you're traveling, let's use the beat of a song to mark the passage of time. Suppose you started playing the 1988 song by The Proclaimers, I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles). That song is about 131.9 beats per minute, so imagine that with every beat of the song, you move forward more than two miles. And compared to the speed thing that aren't in a stable orbit (like, say, something slingshoting around the moon) are going, 8km/s is peanuts. The Apollo astronauts made it up to 11km/s, but they were still in our backyard. Fast is fast. O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)14:23:54 No.77250916 ► >>77250882 For comparison, if you dropped a cargo container from the altitude of the ISS (but not travelling at orbital velocity), it'd hit the ground at somewhere between 50 and 60 m/s. 0.06 km/s, at best. That's still 120 mph, so not something you'd want to be hit by, but it's not going to turn Australia into space Australia. O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)16:32:24 No.77252896 ► >77255841 File: Solar-Jetman-Hunt-for-the(...).png (4 KB, 256x240) >>77248129 i cannot imagine any possible reason that you automatically assumed alien cargo containers are the exact same shape and size as human shipping containers. PRENENON ERSTEH IM anyway i'd just say the effects were extremely variable. some containers settle gently to the ground. some of them crash hard. some of them enter at extreme velocities and effectively act like nukes. together with the extreme social disruption caused by inarguable evidence of aliens and everyone fighting over the salvagable bits, it's not hard to imagine a general collapse of civilization. hell, civilization looked like it might collapse last year because a slightly deadlier winter flu showed up. i want to see way less arguing about trying to make the science work and way more random tables of alien artifacts. O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)17:02:05 No.77253358 >77255121 >>77250882 Not really sure what you're doing other than talking about a thing you like at this point? O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)18:06:31 No.77254526 ► >>77250882 >Fast is fast. It just doesn't seem like it because as fast as fast can be, SPACE IS BIG. >> O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)18:39:57 No.77255121 >>77256012 File: What your players think o(.).jpg (561 KB, 2100x1052) >>77253358 If you want to technobabble, it's good to have it sound plausible. Getting back to the game though, what do the PCs do? What's their goal? Who are they? Is this just a modern-ish dungeoncrawl but with d100000 rooms? A fully randomly generated world can feel meaningless. >> O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)19:24:26 No.77255841 >>77252896 There's also the possibility that on its way in, the alien ship crashed into a bunch of communications satellites, which could further confuse the situation. O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)19:35:22 No.77256012 ► >>77256170 >>77255121 You could craft an adventure out of it, there's no reason it has to be random just because someone mentioned a loot table. Here's some adventure seeds: we need a mcguffin that can provide water for our community but it's in a cults possession; we wanna stop a cult from trying to fire a giant laser at the ship; a weird creature from a container is attacking pure town. >> O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)19:45:35 No.77256170 > File: 1535425852408.jpg (1.05 MB, 1100x1425) >>77256012 You could craft an adventure out of a cake decorating contest. Doesn't mean it's easy. The question of "what do the PCs do?" goes beyond adventure seeds. You've listed Fallout-type post-apocalyptic quests. Is that the genre? Get bullets, fight rival factions, survive in a world where society has broken down to a certain extent? Or is this a Cyberpunk type game, where you want to sneak loot out from under the noses of more powerful entities? A D&D type game, where you explore, fight, steal, and get embroiled in local politics? Wild West? Traveller-style space exploration? File: aac16ca8-c2d8-4fff-8e63-3(...).jpg (118 KB, 940x540) O Cargopunk II: Cargopocalypse Anonymous 01/31/21(Sun)09:26:03 No.77264164 E ► Original thread >>77247426 → Human civilization collapsed, after a damaged alien Amazon delivery drone dumped billions of containers on Earth, before parking itself in orbit for repairs. The gigantic containers crushed cities and covered giant tracks of farmland, killing millions. Billions followed soon after, as human infrastructure collapsed and starvation set in. Humanity was now forced to turn to the containers and their contents, in a desperate bid to survive. Their contents, however, are not entirely beneficial: filled with everything from foodstuffs to power armor to inscrutable lifeforms, these containers are both a boon and curse to intrepid adventurers. >> O ymous 01/31/21(Sun)09:26:43 No.77264170 File: RTR4DWQC-e1536601671499.jpg (335 KB, 1600x900) THE TONE: Cargopunk's world is a western on the surface, as humans are forced to eke out a living in a world that's been made strange by the presence of the containers. The tone switches to very much similar to D&D inside the containers, as strange biomes have begun to emerge over the years, as their contents have spilled out. A container-based economy has emerged over the years, with entire settlements providing assistance to scavengers, in the hope of emerging with something useful. Cults have emerged all over the world, both revering of and set against the containers and the drone ship. And in distant bunkers, small pockets of civilization try to desperately crack the secrets of communicating with the drone and their senders, hoping to find someone to clean up this mess... THE AESTHETIC: Think Mad Max by way of Somalia inside a Walmart at the end of the world: instead of leather straps and metal buckets, people mostly wear size-appropriate scraps of alien clothing, living off packaged freeze-dried alien food and drinking novelty sodas. Containers have any number of items inside it, from power armor to white-hot radioactive ore, so checking any is a crapshoot. People walk around in alien hair metal band shortsleeves over long sleeves, armed with spears whose tips are made from plasteel soda can slivers, next to weirdos in power armor and laser gun cowboys. If you have to imagine a Cargopunk adventurer, look at Lisa the Painful and think how those guys would dress if they had broken into an Amazon warehouse. THE HANGERS ON: An alien faction that made a living off latching onto and stealing off delivery drones, the Hangers On ended up on Earth by accident. The hangers on have no set look, ranging from Grey like drones to insectoid horrors but are all intelligent and very much would rather be anywhere else than the doomed backwater of Earth. It's a shame so few of them have bothered to learn our language...

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The Omegle Crusades: Brogan the Barbarian

Occasionally TG will launch organised crusades against the godless heathens of Omegle to teach those wretched heretics how to <i>actually</i> roleplay.

Today's Crusader is Brogan the Barbarian, who specialises in breaking ERPs.

Again, with all of these things, it's a lot shorter than it looks and you should be able to read through it in a minute or less.

Trust me, it's worth it.

Occasionally TG will launch organised crusades against the godless heathens of Omegle to teach those wretched heretics how to <i>actually</i> roleplay.

Today's Crusader is Brogan the Barbarian, who specialises in breaking ERPs.

Again, with all of these things, it's a lot shorter than it looks and you should be able to read through it in a minute or less.

Trust me, it's worth it.

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