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File 1194653435 ipg-(87 KB, 470x470, iraq noscript jpg) □ Anonymous 11/09/07(Fri) 19:10 No.788435 The Nation Iraq x 1 12 Beset on all sides by the tides of war, this once corrupt colony became a savage battlefield. 7 armies clashed on this one country, each refusing to back down. Each convinced it was in the right >> □ Anonymous 11/09/07(Fri) 19:11 No.788437 IRAQ File 1194653472 ipg-(125 KB, 670x460, alt_sunni_shiia0223.jpg) From beneath the sands of Iraq's central desert came the Sunnis, ancient towelheads bent on eradicating all infidels >> □ Anonymous 11/09/07(Fri) 19:11 No.788439 File 1194653513 ipg-(22 KB, 300x325, s-----tn. jpg S---- Pet But another evil already had it's eyes on the country. From the depths of the Middle East, the demonic forces of the Shi'ites arrived, to enforce their claim Shiite Pefs >> □ Anonymous 11/09/07(Fri) 19:12 No.788442 File 1194653549 ipg-(53 KB, 475x300, 475 ap saddam_061228. jpg) To oppose these fiercesome zealots, the country's rulers in Baghdad sent their elite enforces and sophisticated rock-throwers into the fray >> □ Anonymous 11/09/07(Fri) 19:13 No.788444 File 1194653581 ipg-(26 KB, 400x300, gijoe.jpg) From the mighty Imperium of Freedom, came the American Guard, there to secure Iraq for the glory of the God-President >> □ Anonymous 11/09/07(Fri) 19:13 No.788446 File 1194653605.ipg-(48 KB, 400x600, Taliban-gross.jpg) Like ared tide, the Taliban decended on Iraq, caring little for other's claims, and sowing destruction in it's wake >> □ Anonymous 11/09/07(Fri) 19:13 No.788448 File 1194653630 ipg-(54 KB, 320x366, turks. jpg) The Turks, ancient enemies of the Iraqis, emerged from their borders to persue their own agenda on Iraq >> □ Anonymous 11/09/07(Fri)19:14 No.788451 File :1194653654.ipg-(77 KB, 800x608, American-Iraqi.jpg) And last, came the American Marines. Finest and most uncompromising of the US's soldiers. Seeing a nation beset by Oil and Terrorists they undertook a great purge >> □ Anonymous 11/09/07(Fri)19:14 No.788453 File 1194653673.png-(54 KB, 800x517, 800px-Flag of_Jihad svg png) The Dark Jihad had begun It could only end with the semi-victory for one of these factions, and the crushing defeat of all others
File 1194653435 ipg-(87 KB, 470x470, iraq noscript jpg) □ Anonymous 11/09/07(Fri) 19:10 No.788435 The Nation Iraq x 1 12 Beset on all sides by the tides of war, this once corrupt colony became a savage battlefield. 7 armies clashed on this one country, each refusing to back down. Each convinced it was in the right >> □ Anonymous 11/09/07(Fri) 19:11 No.788437 IRAQ File 1194653472 ipg-(125 KB, 670x460, alt_sunni_shiia0223.jpg) From beneath the sands of Iraq's central desert came the Sunnis, ancient towelheads bent on eradicating all infidels >> □ Anonymous 11/09/07(Fri) 19:11 No.788439 File 1194653513 ipg-(22 KB, 300x325, s-----tn. jpg S---- Pet But another evil already had it's eyes on the country. From the depths of the Middle East, the demonic forces of the Shi'ites arrived, to enforce their claim Shiite Pefs >> □ Anonymous 11/09/07(Fri) 19:12 No.788442 File 1194653549 ipg-(53 KB, 475x300, 475 ap saddam_061228. jpg) To oppose these fiercesome zealots, the country's rulers in Baghdad sent their elite enforces and sophisticated rock-throwers into the fray >> □ Anonymous 11/09/07(Fri) 19:13 No.788444 File 1194653581 ipg-(26 KB, 400x300, gijoe.jpg) From the mighty Imperium of Freedom, came the American Guard, there to secure Iraq for the glory of the God-President >> □ Anonymous 11/09/07(Fri) 19:13 No.788446 File 1194653605.ipg-(48 KB, 400x600, Taliban-gross.jpg) Like ared tide, the Taliban decended on Iraq, caring little for other's claims, and sowing destruction in it's wake >> □ Anonymous 11/09/07(Fri) 19:13 No.788448 File 1194653630 ipg-(54 KB, 320x366, turks. jpg) The Turks, ancient enemies of the Iraqis, emerged from their borders to persue their own agenda on Iraq >> □ Anonymous 11/09/07(Fri)19:14 No.788451 File :1194653654.ipg-(77 KB, 800x608, American-Iraqi.jpg) And last, came the American Marines. Finest and most uncompromising of the US's soldiers. Seeing a nation beset by Oil and Terrorists they undertook a great purge >> □ Anonymous 11/09/07(Fri)19:14 No.788453 File 1194653673.png-(54 KB, 800x517, 800px-Flag of_Jihad svg png) The Dark Jihad had begun It could only end with the semi-victory for one of these factions, and the crushing defeat of all others

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Americans = WH High Elves

Anonymous 04/05/16(Tue)17:1252 No. 137748107 2137748198 21377482642 137748420 2-137748570 Are the High Elves basically Americans? Anonymous 04/05/16(Tue)17:14:22 No. 137748264· 22137748372 137748107 >World police >strongest navy Pretty much Anonymous 04/05/16(Tue)17:15:32 No. 137748372、 strongest navy laughingDruchiiwhores.jpg Anonymous 04/05/16(Tue)17:16:06 No. 137748420· 2137748515 137748107 more attractive, refined, civilized, intelligent and interesting than every other nation, race and creature on earth >the true strongest military power >rules the waves often involves themselves in the conficts of lesser nations and creatures so that they don't do anything stupid Pretty much yeah
Anonymous 04/05/16(Tue)17:1252 No. 137748107 2137748198 21377482642 137748420 2-137748570 Are the High Elves basically Americans? Anonymous 04/05/16(Tue)17:14:22 No. 137748264· 22137748372 137748107 >World police >strongest navy Pretty much Anonymous 04/05/16(Tue)17:15:32 No. 137748372、 strongest navy laughingDruchiiwhores.jpg Anonymous 04/05/16(Tue)17:16:06 No. 137748420· 2137748515 137748107 more attractive, refined, civilized, intelligent and interesting than every other nation, race and creature on earth >the true strongest military power >rules the waves often involves themselves in the conficts of lesser nations and creatures so that they don't do anything stupid Pretty much yeah

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A Spell for Repelling /pol/

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Wacky Hijinks Ensue

File: swSEjng (28 KB, 300x760) Be me >Have a friend who runs various online games >Suggests I join his newest one, a BESM game >Tells me it's grimdark, apocalyptic-demons and monsters and s--- running around the ruins of civilization (SMT, basically) Tells me to plan accordingly in character creation >Create a demonologist >Studies ancient script to wield demonic power against humanity's enemies >Join the game Modern day Tokyo >The other characters are Magical Girls >Realize my friend is a filthy lia >Refuse to acknowledge anything is wrong Won't give him the satisfaction >The game continues turn out to be the one most suited to surviving daily life-can hold down a job, afford a home, etc >Magical Girls keep coming to my house, won't leave >Other players think my sten, research-minded demonologist is hilarious >Magical Girls always getting into hijnks trying to cheer him up, making little costumes for his unholy minions, asking him to join in on the Magical Girl motto before fighting monsters/villiains I was mad at first, but honestly, it got funny. >> . Anonymous 12/03/15(Thu)17:13:46 No 43969684 224396971122439700翌2243978920 Wouldn't call them adventures, per se-game didnt have many sessions before friend's work schedule changed, and he had to cut back on GM-ing, and the vast majority of the time was spent indulging in Typical Anime Shenanigans There was the time we fought the evil bug queen, though Started off simple enough-the girls' magical plot device reported a swarm of insects attacking the populace, carrying off people and large amounts of valuables. Clearly, they needed to put a STOP to this horrible state of affairs, and because it was actually kind of far away, the team needed the mightiest form of transportation at their disposal-my car. And that meant a visit to their new best friend, who at the moment was busy trying to pierce the veil between realms and seize the ancient jeweled heart of Kel Anonymous 12/03/15(Thu)17:15:55 No 43969711 3969812끄429715 43969684 What kinda car did you drive? Please tell me it was a beat up station wagon or something like that >> . Anonymous 12/03/15(Thu)17:24:13 No 43969819 >>430090082243970008끄439721492,43970920 As a matter of fact, it was a Pinto cruising wagon-found by googling "ugly-ass cars" sustained by a steady stream of replacement parts and unholy magic They came in through a window, as they so often did (the catgirl had gotten stuck in the chimney last time I had locked them, and the time and effort spent dislodging a yowling abhuman far exceeded the trouble of leaving the girls an easy entrance). They spilled over a sacrificial goblet of blood harvested from a mutant hellhound, disrupting a three-day ritual, and forcing me to close the rift as quickly as possible to avoid getting my soul stolen. A brief struggle with unholy energies later, they informed me they needed a ride. Typical >> ·Anonymous 12/03/15(Thu)17:37:37 No 43970047 >>43970008쯔42979929 I helped-f I was going to interrupt my research to chauffeur them around, I might as well field-test my own unnatural powers. Once they'd settled the argument of who got to sit in the front seat this time, we headed off in the direction of the massive black cloud of bugs on the horizon. When we got close, they bolted out, swiftly moving to protect the populace and try to beat back the insect menace. I found an available space away from stampeding ciwies and made my way to the fight, summoning a pair of of encounter-appropriate mooks as I went. With the girls focusing on saving lives, I could focus on directing my magic. Excess ibbons and frilly aprons aside, my wretched homunculi were well-suited to pest control with fiery breath and physiologies resistant to mundane venom. Step by step block by block, we were stemming the chitinous tide, advancing towards what we assumed was the center of the problem. Anonymous 12/03/15(Thu)17:50:21 No.43970261 ー 978829 We soon reached what appeared to be a massive hive, squatting in the center of a public park with bugs of all flavors streaming in and out. We could see a few unconscious people being crowdsurfed in by the vermin, along with bags of cash, jewelry cases, and just about anything else with high value. I sent my vile servants forward, only for the pair of them to stop short the minute their misshapen feet touched the grass. A literal honey trap Anonymous 12/03/15(Thu)17 55 22 No 43970360トー292 2051-2973929 Big Eyes, Small Mouths-a system created for the express purpose of playing your own Animu game At that point, the proverbial fan was struck with unwholesome ammo. Huge f------ beetles erupted out of the earth, gobbling up my two hapless mooks in an instant. Combat began again, and we were soon hitting the big bastards with everything we had doing our damnedest to punch through their armor while avoiding those giant crushing mandibles. It was a hard fight, but we came out on top-but we'd all seen enough cartoons to know the boss was yet to show >> Anonymous 12/03/15(Thu)18:02:31 No.43970497 2243978929 Sure enough, we were greeted by the classic O H아 0 0 0 o an e il vilaness-the Ne erupted in a fountain o bugs, and rom them sprang a mishmash o woman and insect. She commended us on making it as far as we had-few humanoids could handle even the smallest of swarms-but we were quite deluded if we believed we could oppose her, we should simply surrender ourselves, she might feel a twinge of mercy, etc, etc. You know, usual villain stuff Anonymous 12/03/15(Thu)18. 13:41 No.43970719 wmom 43970804 43978920 One of the girls retorted that we'd NEVER surrender to an EVIL VILLAIN, that she was doing something VERY wrong by kidnapping people and stealing stuff. The villainess laughed again, purring that it was only natural that a BEAUTIFUL queen like her have a full treasury, and a household full of servants to tend her LOVELY self. I asked whether she really needed human slaves if she apparently wielded total control over both normal and super-sized bugs, but Im not certain she heard me over the banter. The conversation ran its usual course, culminating in the insect queen's decision to destroy all of us. The superpower pleasantries out of the way, it was time for the team fight-which meant it was time for the team motto. Anonymous 12/03/15(Thu)18: 18:26 No 43970806 ▶ 3970881-3971300 3972194-3973929 Catgirl: Love! Angel: Dreams! Shrine Maiden: Miracles! Witch: The wishes of Earth will shine like the stars Pretty Soldier: And starlight will chase away evil All together: So we fight for Earth and its people! We are-(pose centered around my character) Me: I will have no part of this (The girls continue to hold the pose, waiting) Me...."sigh"... the Pretty Justicians Anonymous 12/03/15(Thu)18:27:51 No.43970992 3978塑 Had it come up prior to the game closing, I have no doubt it would have been so. Thus, battle was joined The fight itself was what the great Jim Ross might have called "a slobberknocker-that buggy bitch hit like a tank, and catching her with our own attacks was tricky, to say the least-and even a heavy hitter like the angel didnt seem to stagger her much.I was rapidly burning through my list of summons, some used to attack, others yanked out of the aether as a last-second shield. My bigger powers required incantations, and time was something I was most certainly not getting. At the rate we were going the odds of victory got slimmer and slimmer for the forces of Good and Happiness (and their driver). S> ● Anonymous 12/03/15(Thu)18:36:18 No.43971175トー3978塑 As we neared defeat, the shrine maiden called to me, asking if I had any kind of magic that could turn the tide. I explained my situation- needed a moment without distraction to summon the requisite dark energy, or my spell would have all the weight and destructive power of an anemic churchmouse. She asked again-I just need a lot of dark energy, and I can do the spell? Yes, I replied, but that takes time-not like there's a gaping hole in reality down the street I can pull my mojo out of. After a moment, the girls turned to me, and announced their brilliant plan-they were going to run away for a minute, and they'd need me to keep the razor-edged death queen busy. al . Anonymous 12/03/15(Thu)18:47:02 No 43971366 2243971辺쯔43971442 쯔43971498 쯔4397a920 What followed was quite a few rounds of me and whatever minion I could pull out of my sleeve getting shitstomped by the boss. She took the opportunity to monologue, remarking how sad it was that a man like myself would follow a bunch of frightened girls around, how I would have made a much better servant for a powerful woman like herself, etc, etc. Usual spirit-breaking stuff. I ignored it-I had lost control of my life a long while ago, and insinuating that I was a pervert could hardly even make me blink anymore. Still, I couldn't help but wonder if this was my fate, to be murdered by a narcissistic bug person for driving five goofy vigilantes to work. The insect queen pulled back, ready to finish me with a single, powerful strike And got hit in the face with a flying car A Pinto cruising wagon, to be precise S> Anonymous 12/03/1S(Thu)18:58:18 No 43971571トー3971792ー397186§ 3973929 As it turned out, the girls had gone searching for the single biggest pocket of dark energy in the city-which just so happened to be my personal vehicle. After much trial and error, they had (somehow?) managed to hotwire the thing, and driven it (rather haphazardly) into the city all the way to the edge of the park. They had then poured just about every spell and enhancement they had remaining among them into the car-given the nature of their powers, it was a bit like adding a time-release cesium capsule to a bathtub. Their magic bomb thus primed, they had used their combined physical strength and magical prowess to chuck that mother straight at the insect queen's ugly face. Anonymous 12/03/15(Thu)19:25:31 No 43972047 4397207222439721022243972136224397392 We could have, perhaps. But that would have required a car. When the smoke cleared, I was remarkably alive. The insect queen, remarkably less-than-alive. With their leader dead, the bugs seemed to go into a panic and die, leaving us in a eldnitchly-scorched park filled with mountains of dead bugs and some very confused (and badly stung) people. The girls immediately crowded around me, asking if I was okay and they were really sorry about the car, but I had mentioned the car used my unholy power to keep running, but we had won, wasn't that great, and they were really really sorry about leaving me to fight her on my own, but I was okay, right? "> | Anonymous 12/03/15mu)19 33:52 №43972191 43972244쯔43978829 It hadn't been a great day. I known it wouldn't be from the moment I nearly got my soul stolen. But I was alive. I was in one piece. I was still sane. So, as much as it was possible since I first met the team, I was okay We stopped for dinner before I called a ride. One of them ate too much and threw up in the cab Typical
File: swSEjng (28 KB, 300x760) Be me >Have a friend who runs various online games >Suggests I join his newest one, a BESM game >Tells me it's grimdark, apocalyptic-demons and monsters and s--- running around the ruins of civilization (SMT, basically) Tells me to plan accordingly in character creation >Create a demonologist >Studies ancient script to wield demonic power against humanity's enemies >Join the game Modern day Tokyo >The other characters are Magical Girls >Realize my friend is a filthy lia >Refuse to acknowledge anything is wrong Won't give him the satisfaction >The game continues turn out to be the one most suited to surviving daily life-can hold down a job, afford a home, etc >Magical Girls keep coming to my house, won't leave >Other players think my sten, research-minded demonologist is hilarious >Magical Girls always getting into hijnks trying to cheer him up, making little costumes for his unholy minions, asking him to join in on the Magical Girl motto before fighting monsters/villiains I was mad at first, but honestly, it got funny. >> . Anonymous 12/03/15(Thu)17:13:46 No 43969684 224396971122439700翌2243978920 Wouldn't call them adventures, per se-game didnt have many sessions before friend's work schedule changed, and he had to cut back on GM-ing, and the vast majority of the time was spent indulging in Typical Anime Shenanigans There was the time we fought the evil bug queen, though Started off simple enough-the girls' magical plot device reported a swarm of insects attacking the populace, carrying off people and large amounts of valuables. Clearly, they needed to put a STOP to this horrible state of affairs, and because it was actually kind of far away, the team needed the mightiest form of transportation at their disposal-my car. And that meant a visit to their new best friend, who at the moment was busy trying to pierce the veil between realms and seize the ancient jeweled heart of Kel Anonymous 12/03/15(Thu)17:15:55 No 43969711 3969812끄429715 43969684 What kinda car did you drive? Please tell me it was a beat up station wagon or something like that >> . Anonymous 12/03/15(Thu)17:24:13 No 43969819 >>430090082243970008끄439721492,43970920 As a matter of fact, it was a Pinto cruising wagon-found by googling "ugly-ass cars" sustained by a steady stream of replacement parts and unholy magic They came in through a window, as they so often did (the catgirl had gotten stuck in the chimney last time I had locked them, and the time and effort spent dislodging a yowling abhuman far exceeded the trouble of leaving the girls an easy entrance). They spilled over a sacrificial goblet of blood harvested from a mutant hellhound, disrupting a three-day ritual, and forcing me to close the rift as quickly as possible to avoid getting my soul stolen. A brief struggle with unholy energies later, they informed me they needed a ride. Typical >> ·Anonymous 12/03/15(Thu)17:37:37 No 43970047 >>43970008쯔42979929 I helped-f I was going to interrupt my research to chauffeur them around, I might as well field-test my own unnatural powers. Once they'd settled the argument of who got to sit in the front seat this time, we headed off in the direction of the massive black cloud of bugs on the horizon. When we got close, they bolted out, swiftly moving to protect the populace and try to beat back the insect menace. I found an available space away from stampeding ciwies and made my way to the fight, summoning a pair of of encounter-appropriate mooks as I went. With the girls focusing on saving lives, I could focus on directing my magic. Excess ibbons and frilly aprons aside, my wretched homunculi were well-suited to pest control with fiery breath and physiologies resistant to mundane venom. Step by step block by block, we were stemming the chitinous tide, advancing towards what we assumed was the center of the problem. Anonymous 12/03/15(Thu)17:50:21 No.43970261 ー 978829 We soon reached what appeared to be a massive hive, squatting in the center of a public park with bugs of all flavors streaming in and out. We could see a few unconscious people being crowdsurfed in by the vermin, along with bags of cash, jewelry cases, and just about anything else with high value. I sent my vile servants forward, only for the pair of them to stop short the minute their misshapen feet touched the grass. A literal honey trap Anonymous 12/03/15(Thu)17 55 22 No 43970360トー292 2051-2973929 Big Eyes, Small Mouths-a system created for the express purpose of playing your own Animu game At that point, the proverbial fan was struck with unwholesome ammo. Huge f------ beetles erupted out of the earth, gobbling up my two hapless mooks in an instant. Combat began again, and we were soon hitting the big bastards with everything we had doing our damnedest to punch through their armor while avoiding those giant crushing mandibles. It was a hard fight, but we came out on top-but we'd all seen enough cartoons to know the boss was yet to show >> Anonymous 12/03/15(Thu)18:02:31 No.43970497 2243978929 Sure enough, we were greeted by the classic O H아 0 0 0 o an e il vilaness-the Ne erupted in a fountain o bugs, and rom them sprang a mishmash o woman and insect. She commended us on making it as far as we had-few humanoids could handle even the smallest of swarms-but we were quite deluded if we believed we could oppose her, we should simply surrender ourselves, she might feel a twinge of mercy, etc, etc. You know, usual villain stuff Anonymous 12/03/15(Thu)18. 13:41 No.43970719 wmom 43970804 43978920 One of the girls retorted that we'd NEVER surrender to an EVIL VILLAIN, that she was doing something VERY wrong by kidnapping people and stealing stuff. The villainess laughed again, purring that it was only natural that a BEAUTIFUL queen like her have a full treasury, and a household full of servants to tend her LOVELY self. I asked whether she really needed human slaves if she apparently wielded total control over both normal and super-sized bugs, but Im not certain she heard me over the banter. The conversation ran its usual course, culminating in the insect queen's decision to destroy all of us. The superpower pleasantries out of the way, it was time for the team fight-which meant it was time for the team motto. Anonymous 12/03/15(Thu)18: 18:26 No 43970806 ▶ 3970881-3971300 3972194-3973929 Catgirl: Love! Angel: Dreams! Shrine Maiden: Miracles! Witch: The wishes of Earth will shine like the stars Pretty Soldier: And starlight will chase away evil All together: So we fight for Earth and its people! We are-(pose centered around my character) Me: I will have no part of this (The girls continue to hold the pose, waiting) Me...."sigh"... the Pretty Justicians Anonymous 12/03/15(Thu)18:27:51 No.43970992 3978塑 Had it come up prior to the game closing, I have no doubt it would have been so. Thus, battle was joined The fight itself was what the great Jim Ross might have called "a slobberknocker-that buggy bitch hit like a tank, and catching her with our own attacks was tricky, to say the least-and even a heavy hitter like the angel didnt seem to stagger her much.I was rapidly burning through my list of summons, some used to attack, others yanked out of the aether as a last-second shield. My bigger powers required incantations, and time was something I was most certainly not getting. At the rate we were going the odds of victory got slimmer and slimmer for the forces of Good and Happiness (and their driver). S> ● Anonymous 12/03/15(Thu)18:36:18 No.43971175トー3978塑 As we neared defeat, the shrine maiden called to me, asking if I had any kind of magic that could turn the tide. I explained my situation- needed a moment without distraction to summon the requisite dark energy, or my spell would have all the weight and destructive power of an anemic churchmouse. She asked again-I just need a lot of dark energy, and I can do the spell? Yes, I replied, but that takes time-not like there's a gaping hole in reality down the street I can pull my mojo out of. After a moment, the girls turned to me, and announced their brilliant plan-they were going to run away for a minute, and they'd need me to keep the razor-edged death queen busy. al . Anonymous 12/03/15(Thu)18:47:02 No 43971366 2243971辺쯔43971442 쯔43971498 쯔4397a920 What followed was quite a few rounds of me and whatever minion I could pull out of my sleeve getting shitstomped by the boss. She took the opportunity to monologue, remarking how sad it was that a man like myself would follow a bunch of frightened girls around, how I would have made a much better servant for a powerful woman like herself, etc, etc. Usual spirit-breaking stuff. I ignored it-I had lost control of my life a long while ago, and insinuating that I was a pervert could hardly even make me blink anymore. Still, I couldn't help but wonder if this was my fate, to be murdered by a narcissistic bug person for driving five goofy vigilantes to work. The insect queen pulled back, ready to finish me with a single, powerful strike And got hit in the face with a flying car A Pinto cruising wagon, to be precise S> Anonymous 12/03/1S(Thu)18:58:18 No 43971571トー3971792ー397186§ 3973929 As it turned out, the girls had gone searching for the single biggest pocket of dark energy in the city-which just so happened to be my personal vehicle. After much trial and error, they had (somehow?) managed to hotwire the thing, and driven it (rather haphazardly) into the city all the way to the edge of the park. They had then poured just about every spell and enhancement they had remaining among them into the car-given the nature of their powers, it was a bit like adding a time-release cesium capsule to a bathtub. Their magic bomb thus primed, they had used their combined physical strength and magical prowess to chuck that mother straight at the insect queen's ugly face. Anonymous 12/03/15(Thu)19:25:31 No 43972047 4397207222439721022243972136224397392 We could have, perhaps. But that would have required a car. When the smoke cleared, I was remarkably alive. The insect queen, remarkably less-than-alive. With their leader dead, the bugs seemed to go into a panic and die, leaving us in a eldnitchly-scorched park filled with mountains of dead bugs and some very confused (and badly stung) people. The girls immediately crowded around me, asking if I was okay and they were really sorry about the car, but I had mentioned the car used my unholy power to keep running, but we had won, wasn't that great, and they were really really sorry about leaving me to fight her on my own, but I was okay, right? "> | Anonymous 12/03/15mu)19 33:52 №43972191 43972244쯔43978829 It hadn't been a great day. I known it wouldn't be from the moment I nearly got my soul stolen. But I was alive. I was in one piece. I was still sane. So, as much as it was possible since I first met the team, I was okay We stopped for dinner before I called a ride. One of them ate too much and threw up in the cab Typical

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Quantum Lich

Anonymous 10201 1mujt3 2011。16685377曰 15584827 I was ance trapped in a similar box with a wizand As pat of our quest to destroy cabal of high level liches l had been researching ichdom heady and had by that port fgued uta Bay to make myself ich and atar wating for my party to tae ma (they never dd, wera wene splis into two groups and tha othar two in my group got talapoted halt way around the world i, another trap > l tuned myself ireo a lich . remained brapped in that room for two hundred years before some adventurers accidentally brake me out. By that point I was haf mad AND a ich □ Anonymous 1020/11(Thu)13:22 No 16686403 Ξ You kil thase advanturas? □ Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)13 27 No 166354478 I went to hug the frst one who walked throughth door and sh shot a bot at my head I then killed them al and animated th roge who broke □ Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)13 29 No 166864668 Imagine thare surprise. In some alternate universe were thay ware the PCa, their dickhaad DM put a ich in a sealed chamber for a group of low level PCs Anonymous 10/20/11/Thu,13 35 No 16665623 Huh Hadat thought of inthat way What a complete d--- move Though I wl admit the exparience gave me new axparience for what t is ika being an undaad trapped in a dungaon My DM mada me oll a d20 for avery decade I w離down there to see what happened I ha d fetsteps twice and once heard someone yel Not a very fun!ing existence □ Anonymous 1020/11(Thu)13 39 No 16685565H 2 16685523 Day 4532 A small beetle found it's way into my chamber today t was the first chance Id had to soul drain something in decades, what a d □ Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)13.53 No 16686703 16636565 Day 22995 inaty days since I heard the foctsteps Decided this moming to stop screaming, whoever was hare has probably let Tomomow wil start counting the blocks i, the wal again Going to gue53 there 3re 4535 of them 53me last time □ Anonymous 102011(Thu)14 01 No 16686796曰 Day 45321 My experiment to imagine a new personality from bith up in my mind isnt going well He got beat up by imaginary bulias agan and imaginary school Also, the sound of this gnowing moss is dealeningI gotta do another scraping □ Anonymous 10.2011(Thu)14 07 No 166858508 Day 25668 Turned 100 today Figured it was an important day drew smley faces of blocks 2222. 1111, 3333, and 4444 1 then invited my new friends to a party It was racher awwand, I couldnt gat any conversation Sowing □ Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)14 07 No 166858513 Day 52903 Imaginary Larry had an interesting day today, as he kolled his fest kobold He kapt its severed head as a trophy That will teach them Lamy that will show those bastards □ Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)14 10 No 166858728 Day 2591 Reaized today that I have been wearing the same underwear for seven years I am disconcertingly bothered very little by this □ Anonymous 102011(Thu,14 21 No. 16085978曰 Day 56278 Treachery! Imaginary Larry (or Lord Lary as he styles himself now) has decided to retire rom adventuring Citing a long and successful career adding to the fact that he is getting older and wants to settle down with that cheap evish w---- his is aways with (I have wamed him about her why won't ha laten?) He has promised to stay in touch, to wite and stop by to viat, but clams that he seally ia looking forward to ratiramant Mutiny! We stil havent gotten the crown of fed thrones om he lair of the Red Wyrms! □ Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)14 26 No 1668603013 I just realzed how I could be the dream of a ich trapped in a treasuna room Cool □ Anonymous 102011(Thu)1428 No 166860438 Day 60341: Had that dream again where my mother and sister were making out naked agan My therapist sad that this is perfectly natural and not to search for too much meaning in my dreams 1am still bothered by this though. This is most ikely because I do not sleep and there is no therapist □ Anonymous 10aa11(Thu)1428 No 16686050A Day 665042 ve fnally re-ramembered how to speak common. Nota do not invent new languages when nong else can speak t i have to go to Lal and see f the blacksmith has fnished making my cat □ Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)1431 No 166360758 Play your naxt character as a guy who believes himself to be the product of a hatf insane/ bared lich in a treasure room's imagination □ Anonymous 10.2011(Thu)1431 No 166860808 Day 665093 Used some clothing fragments to make a doll for Larry's daughter Even though she's a half-elf chldren of any race deserve to have nice things. I am her godfather, after all. On a side note, I never considered how long my hair would get after not cutting it for so long it's rather appaling Anonymous 102011(Thu)14 36 № t6686118曰 Day 9496 Today I was finaly able to run up the side of the wall and do a double back ip while landing on my feet Wish someone was around to see it Wish I had spent the past few years trying to master something more productive □ 008 10-20/11(Thu)14 36 No 16686127曰 So what happens ifit turns ou卖to betrue? So what happens when thi皋character nevitably conas across a iché sealed ira treasure room and sets him free? Ce to麒ist? Contine on wth the 3derture 35 the Liches s maginary fhend? Become the lich? O Anonymous 1020/11mu)14 37 № t66861338 one side and 665100 ve got to show Larry this new mention of mne t's a thin matal plank sharpened along both edges and brought to a pont wrapped n leather on the other l think cal 、acar btw, Ive saved all this for my BigBad ich in an up coming campaign Im running Excellant Anonymous 1020/11mu)14 38 Na 16686140 Continue on with the adventure as the Liche's imaginary hend? This! you ane now a Lich's imaginary friend. it is time to adventure! □ Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)1440 No 16686163合 016競6140 And so begns .ngs newest fad Imaginary Lich Quest □ Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)14 40 No 16686167 It turns out that you were brought into exiatence by the pure belothat you actually axisted. So when you rescue the Lich. you could cantinue to adventure with him until it is ravealed that you are a igment of his imagination brought to Ife, at which point you probably caase to exist on the spot □ Anonym,ous 10/20/11(Thu)14 42 No 16686 180 1.78 MB, 352 240 1282473438882 pt ooking forward to tha □ Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)1446 ND 166862098 perhaps th-lich wil and he's ben·fragmert of your mind all along Maybe h phylacfphy broke years ago and you are his r* ncarnated soul □ 008 1020/ 1 1(Thu)14 46 № 16606214曰 But f you koll the Lich, maybe you could bacome him. □ Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)14:46 No 16686219H Ther- ks actually·way ou but the Lich's shizophrenic mind has kept him from noticing t while Larry is actualy him, conquering the land and fueking Imagine thair taces whan thay enter the last crypt in tha BBEG's fartress af doom to find him graoting tham glesfully as his saours Then they possibly befriend him just to find out he is their enemy but he is also not F------ quantum lich □ Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu/14 47No 166362248 Imaginary Phylactery. Thats f------ brilliant □ Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)14:49 No 166862418 Day 36525: Today is my hundredth year since I first entered this room. I decided that I would turn over a new leaf and wrote heart felt letters to both Nerva and Sony taling them that I ha e finally fig en tam for leaing me the placa all those years ago Neva that bastard halterim not bang spiteful he was born out of wedock), t5 probatiy sti alive Full figured Sonya 53dly most likely deceased she would be 124 d i seem to recal we hurnans dont usually live that long Stil, sel good to reieve myself of that anper. Cant seem to fnd the post office though □ Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)14 49 No 16686246 囚1462 KB 638x850 2029827734 58a7aafb28_apg) 10/20/11(Thu) 14 49 No 16636248 5i0-14 KB. 261x166, 1275069893777s jpg MY MIND IS BEING R---- INTO A PUDOLE OF QUIVERNG G00 □ Anonymous 102011(Thu]15:09 ND 166864468 81 KB, 540x540, PoohTrasToThink jpg) the The only way to be yourselffrorna trapped room is to create an imaginay character so vivid and tealistic tha, character actually materalzes in the real world and then opens the door to the room fom the outside Because the trapped room actualy magically anchantad nam for young wizards to studypractica trying to astral proiect ar talaknesis ther way out of theroom
Anonymous 10201 1mujt3 2011。16685377曰 15584827 I was ance trapped in a similar box with a wizand As pat of our quest to destroy cabal of high level liches l had been researching ichdom heady and had by that port fgued uta Bay to make myself ich and atar wating for my party to tae ma (they never dd, wera wene splis into two groups and tha othar two in my group got talapoted halt way around the world i, another trap > l tuned myself ireo a lich . remained brapped in that room for two hundred years before some adventurers accidentally brake me out. By that point I was haf mad AND a ich □ Anonymous 1020/11(Thu)13:22 No 16686403 Ξ You kil thase advanturas? □ Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)13 27 No 166354478 I went to hug the frst one who walked throughth door and sh shot a bot at my head I then killed them al and animated th roge who broke □ Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)13 29 No 166864668 Imagine thare surprise. In some alternate universe were thay ware the PCa, their dickhaad DM put a ich in a sealed chamber for a group of low level PCs Anonymous 10/20/11/Thu,13 35 No 16665623 Huh Hadat thought of inthat way What a complete d--- move Though I wl admit the exparience gave me new axparience for what t is ika being an undaad trapped in a dungaon My DM mada me oll a d20 for avery decade I w離down there to see what happened I ha d fetsteps twice and once heard someone yel Not a very fun!ing existence □ Anonymous 1020/11(Thu)13 39 No 16685565H 2 16685523 Day 4532 A small beetle found it's way into my chamber today t was the first chance Id had to soul drain something in decades, what a d □ Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)13.53 No 16686703 16636565 Day 22995 inaty days since I heard the foctsteps Decided this moming to stop screaming, whoever was hare has probably let Tomomow wil start counting the blocks i, the wal again Going to gue53 there 3re 4535 of them 53me last time □ Anonymous 102011(Thu)14 01 No 16686796曰 Day 45321 My experiment to imagine a new personality from bith up in my mind isnt going well He got beat up by imaginary bulias agan and imaginary school Also, the sound of this gnowing moss is dealeningI gotta do another scraping □ Anonymous 10.2011(Thu)14 07 No 166858508 Day 25668 Turned 100 today Figured it was an important day drew smley faces of blocks 2222. 1111, 3333, and 4444 1 then invited my new friends to a party It was racher awwand, I couldnt gat any conversation Sowing □ Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)14 07 No 166858513 Day 52903 Imaginary Larry had an interesting day today, as he kolled his fest kobold He kapt its severed head as a trophy That will teach them Lamy that will show those bastards □ Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)14 10 No 166858728 Day 2591 Reaized today that I have been wearing the same underwear for seven years I am disconcertingly bothered very little by this □ Anonymous 102011(Thu,14 21 No. 16085978曰 Day 56278 Treachery! Imaginary Larry (or Lord Lary as he styles himself now) has decided to retire rom adventuring Citing a long and successful career adding to the fact that he is getting older and wants to settle down with that cheap evish w---- his is aways with (I have wamed him about her why won't ha laten?) He has promised to stay in touch, to wite and stop by to viat, but clams that he seally ia looking forward to ratiramant Mutiny! We stil havent gotten the crown of fed thrones om he lair of the Red Wyrms! □ Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)14 26 No 1668603013 I just realzed how I could be the dream of a ich trapped in a treasuna room Cool □ Anonymous 102011(Thu)1428 No 166860438 Day 60341: Had that dream again where my mother and sister were making out naked agan My therapist sad that this is perfectly natural and not to search for too much meaning in my dreams 1am still bothered by this though. This is most ikely because I do not sleep and there is no therapist □ Anonymous 10aa11(Thu)1428 No 16686050A Day 665042 ve fnally re-ramembered how to speak common. Nota do not invent new languages when nong else can speak t i have to go to Lal and see f the blacksmith has fnished making my cat □ Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)1431 No 166360758 Play your naxt character as a guy who believes himself to be the product of a hatf insane/ bared lich in a treasure room's imagination □ Anonymous 10.2011(Thu)1431 No 166860808 Day 665093 Used some clothing fragments to make a doll for Larry's daughter Even though she's a half-elf chldren of any race deserve to have nice things. I am her godfather, after all. On a side note, I never considered how long my hair would get after not cutting it for so long it's rather appaling Anonymous 102011(Thu)14 36 № t6686118曰 Day 9496 Today I was finaly able to run up the side of the wall and do a double back ip while landing on my feet Wish someone was around to see it Wish I had spent the past few years trying to master something more productive □ 008 10-20/11(Thu)14 36 No 16686127曰 So what happens ifit turns ou卖to betrue? So what happens when thi皋character nevitably conas across a iché sealed ira treasure room and sets him free? Ce to麒ist? Contine on wth the 3derture 35 the Liches s maginary fhend? Become the lich? O Anonymous 1020/11mu)14 37 № t66861338 one side and 665100 ve got to show Larry this new mention of mne t's a thin matal plank sharpened along both edges and brought to a pont wrapped n leather on the other l think cal 、acar btw, Ive saved all this for my BigBad ich in an up coming campaign Im running Excellant Anonymous 1020/11mu)14 38 Na 16686140 Continue on with the adventure as the Liche's imaginary hend? This! you ane now a Lich's imaginary friend. it is time to adventure! □ Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)1440 No 16686163合 016競6140 And so begns .ngs newest fad Imaginary Lich Quest □ Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)14 40 No 16686167 It turns out that you were brought into exiatence by the pure belothat you actually axisted. So when you rescue the Lich. you could cantinue to adventure with him until it is ravealed that you are a igment of his imagination brought to Ife, at which point you probably caase to exist on the spot □ Anonym,ous 10/20/11(Thu)14 42 No 16686 180 1.78 MB, 352 240 1282473438882 pt ooking forward to tha □ Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)1446 ND 166862098 perhaps th-lich wil and he's ben·fragmert of your mind all along Maybe h phylacfphy broke years ago and you are his r* ncarnated soul □ 008 1020/ 1 1(Thu)14 46 № 16606214曰 But f you koll the Lich, maybe you could bacome him. □ Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)14:46 No 16686219H Ther- ks actually·way ou but the Lich's shizophrenic mind has kept him from noticing t while Larry is actualy him, conquering the land and fueking Imagine thair taces whan thay enter the last crypt in tha BBEG's fartress af doom to find him graoting tham glesfully as his saours Then they possibly befriend him just to find out he is their enemy but he is also not F------ quantum lich □ Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu/14 47No 166362248 Imaginary Phylactery. Thats f------ brilliant □ Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)14:49 No 166862418 Day 36525: Today is my hundredth year since I first entered this room. I decided that I would turn over a new leaf and wrote heart felt letters to both Nerva and Sony taling them that I ha e finally fig en tam for leaing me the placa all those years ago Neva that bastard halterim not bang spiteful he was born out of wedock), t5 probatiy sti alive Full figured Sonya 53dly most likely deceased she would be 124 d i seem to recal we hurnans dont usually live that long Stil, sel good to reieve myself of that anper. Cant seem to fnd the post office though □ Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)14 49 No 16686246 囚1462 KB 638x850 2029827734 58a7aafb28_apg) 10/20/11(Thu) 14 49 No 16636248 5i0-14 KB. 261x166, 1275069893777s jpg MY MIND IS BEING R---- INTO A PUDOLE OF QUIVERNG G00 □ Anonymous 102011(Thu]15:09 ND 166864468 81 KB, 540x540, PoohTrasToThink jpg) the The only way to be yourselffrorna trapped room is to create an imaginay character so vivid and tealistic tha, character actually materalzes in the real world and then opens the door to the room fom the outside Because the trapped room actualy magically anchantad nam for young wizards to studypractica trying to astral proiect ar talaknesis ther way out of theroom

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The barbarian intimidation check made my sides go to heaven

Anonymous 09/22/11(Thu)20:50 No.16390938 File 1316739015 Hide (420 KB, 670x642, blackulas.png) >In a temple devoted to some water god >Filled with nymphs and mermaids >My Bard, Drake, decides he wants to try and seduce one of the mermaids DM: "Okay, using your knowledge of mermaids, you know that they have a thing for sailors." Me: "ls there a dinghy nearby? DM: "Yes, would you like to try and use it?" Me: "Hell veah!" DM: "Drake hops into the dinghy and starts rowing towards a small group of mermaids. Unfortunately, there's no water in this part of the temple and the sound of you forcing the wooden boat across the stone echoes around the cavernous temple. The noise is akin to nails on a chalkboard. Drake finally stops in front of the mermaids, what would you like to say?" Me: "Laaaaaaaaadies." We had to break for five minutes because the table was in hysterics Anonymous 09/22/11 (Thu)19:32 No. 163902830 Hide >we f----- up bad >need someone to risk certain death to allow the rest of the group to escape >our war chanter turns to her follower >staring straight into the GMs eyes, her voice strong and steady, she gives a speech about heroism and sacrifice >puts hand on his shoulder >"I believe in you" >*beat* >hand goes from the shoulder to a d20 "IMMA ROLL THAT BLUFF CHECK" Anonymous 09/22/11 (Thu)21:24 No. 163912740 Hide Talk wife into playing D&D with us. It's the first time she's ever rolled dice. Make a Dwarf fighter for her Our party is infiltrating a Gnoll camp to rescue prisoners We sneak over wall and creep up on shack we hope has the prisoners. She asks if she can run through the wall. We chuckle a bit, remind her the door is right there. She'd still like to try, the DM has her roll a STR check. Nat 20 We laugh, DM says she makes a perfect Dwarf sized hole in the side of the cabin. Fast forward to later in the encounter. The Gnoll Chieftain steps out of his tent and hefts it's triple headed flail DM asks the wife, "What do you do? Wife pantomimes hitting her axe into the palm of her hand, "T'm going to make a Dwarf sized hole in him." | Anonymous 09/22/11(Thu)22:39 No. 163920 190 Hide File 1316745568 ipg-(14 KB, 216x216, image.jpg) "The avalanche is gaining on you,Urist. The rest of the party has escaped. But your full plate a and tiny legs are slowing you down." >" stop running, turn around and brace my self >"lul k. now what?" >"Intimidate check" 20, 20 And that s--- rolled right the f--- back up that mountain Anonymous 09/22/11(Thu)22:41 No. 16392044 Hide File 1316745702 gif-(7 KB, 301x270, f--- yes2.gif) F--- 16392019 YES Cú Chulainn 09/22/11(Thu)22:42 No. 16392051 Hide File 1316745737 ipg-(305 KB, 800x783, F--- Yeah!.jpg) 16390938 Congrats, you win the thread F--- YEAH
Anonymous 09/22/11(Thu)20:50 No.16390938 File 1316739015 Hide (420 KB, 670x642, blackulas.png) >In a temple devoted to some water god >Filled with nymphs and mermaids >My Bard, Drake, decides he wants to try and seduce one of the mermaids DM: "Okay, using your knowledge of mermaids, you know that they have a thing for sailors." Me: "ls there a dinghy nearby? DM: "Yes, would you like to try and use it?" Me: "Hell veah!" DM: "Drake hops into the dinghy and starts rowing towards a small group of mermaids. Unfortunately, there's no water in this part of the temple and the sound of you forcing the wooden boat across the stone echoes around the cavernous temple. The noise is akin to nails on a chalkboard. Drake finally stops in front of the mermaids, what would you like to say?" Me: "Laaaaaaaaadies." We had to break for five minutes because the table was in hysterics Anonymous 09/22/11 (Thu)19:32 No. 163902830 Hide >we f----- up bad >need someone to risk certain death to allow the rest of the group to escape >our war chanter turns to her follower >staring straight into the GMs eyes, her voice strong and steady, she gives a speech about heroism and sacrifice >puts hand on his shoulder >"I believe in you" >*beat* >hand goes from the shoulder to a d20 "IMMA ROLL THAT BLUFF CHECK" Anonymous 09/22/11 (Thu)21:24 No. 163912740 Hide Talk wife into playing D&D with us. It's the first time she's ever rolled dice. Make a Dwarf fighter for her Our party is infiltrating a Gnoll camp to rescue prisoners We sneak over wall and creep up on shack we hope has the prisoners. She asks if she can run through the wall. We chuckle a bit, remind her the door is right there. She'd still like to try, the DM has her roll a STR check. Nat 20 We laugh, DM says she makes a perfect Dwarf sized hole in the side of the cabin. Fast forward to later in the encounter. The Gnoll Chieftain steps out of his tent and hefts it's triple headed flail DM asks the wife, "What do you do? Wife pantomimes hitting her axe into the palm of her hand, "T'm going to make a Dwarf sized hole in him." | Anonymous 09/22/11(Thu)22:39 No. 163920 190 Hide File 1316745568 ipg-(14 KB, 216x216, image.jpg) "The avalanche is gaining on you,Urist. The rest of the party has escaped. But your full plate a and tiny legs are slowing you down." >" stop running, turn around and brace my self >"lul k. now what?" >"Intimidate check" 20, 20 And that s--- rolled right the f--- back up that mountain Anonymous 09/22/11(Thu)22:41 No. 16392044 Hide File 1316745702 gif-(7 KB, 301x270, f--- yes2.gif) F--- 16392019 YES Cú Chulainn 09/22/11(Thu)22:42 No. 16392051 Hide File 1316745737 ipg-(305 KB, 800x783, F--- Yeah!.jpg) 16390938 Congrats, you win the thread F--- YEAH

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! File: 134308588488i (1.53 MB, 2480x3508) Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)17:48:59 No.42334554 ▶ 끄42334 So why isn't there a good RPG for Harry Poner? Or one for Naruto or other popular weeaboo things, at that? 2335300242336212 09/06v15(Sun)17:52:34 No.423346172-42334731 Because Harry Potter is & stupid childish setting, and were stupid, chidish books. There probably IS an rpg for Naruto, but ir's s--- because Naruto is s---. He's the f----- with the spiky hair and the orange vest, right? Let me say this once, and ONLY ONCE: S------- games/books/movies DESERVE AND WILL GET s----tier RPGs [Return] [Catalogl |Bottom] [Update]「. Auto] 15/21718 File: 13430 8848801凶(1.53 MB, 2480x3508) | Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)17:48:59 No.4233455艹ー233 ES-2335300-2336219 So why isn't there a good RPG tor Harry Potter? Or one for Naruto or other popular weeaboo things, at that? chldish books. Search Google for "lynhoPTOBFir There probably Vigw Selection Source Let me say this inspect Element () S----tier And you can see that phenomenon at work here. is s---. He's the f----- with the spiky hair and the orange vest, right? Adblock Plus: Block image Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun) 17:59:21 No.42334731 File: beeces.ing (21 KB, 222x229) 쯔 쯔 ab cidre tig gt/h/r/kmo p/r/SIT/uVvg w wg ic (r9k(s4s(em/hm/igbt/y 3/adv an/asp /biz g/ck/co/diy ts t gd he/int jp t/mip/mu /n/out/ po/ pol /sdi /soc/sp tg toy /tv/tv/vp/wsg/x tg/ - Traditional Games Please support dchan by disabing your ad blocker on Achan.org, purchasing a sclf-serve ad or buvyne a dchan [Post a Reply] 062v15 t's now possible to use the legacy text CAPTCHA in the Quick Reply window You can and the new option ineide the [Setingsmenu under Quotes&Replying 04/34/15 Janitor acceptance e-mails re being sent check your Spam lolder iyou applied Settings All + Quotes & Replying Filters & Post Hiding Fiter and highlight specific threads/posts [Ed paten-based fiters Please Thread hiding [Clear History] Hide entdre treads by clicking the minus buton Hide thread stubs Dont display stubs of hidden treads Disable the native extension A川 Export Settings Save Settings [Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [ -Auto] File: 1343095984880 ipg (1.53 MB, 2480x3508) Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)17:48:59 No.42334554 竺42334 So why isn't there a good RPG for Harry Potter? Or one for Naruto or other popular weeaboo things, at thar? usm_asn Settings Quotes & Replying - Filters &Post Hiding Fiter and highlight specific threads/posts [E TS Enable pamem-based fiters Please suppart 4chan byThread hiding (Clear History Hide entre threads by dlicking the minus button Hide thread stubs Dont display mu in out po Settings [Expand All Settings + Quotes & Replying Filters & Post Hiding Fiter and highlight specific threads/posts [Edit) Enable patem-based fiters Please Support4chan bs 6a Thread hiding [Clear History re threads by clicking the minus buton Hide entre Hide thread stubs Dont display stubs of hidden freads + Images & Media Disable the native extension Filters & Highlights On PatternBoards Type Color Auto Hide Del [Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] Auto] Add File: 1343085884880ipg (1.53 MB, 2480x3508) So why isn't there a good RPG for Harry Potter? Or one for Naruto or other popular weeaboo things, at that? virtualoptim !ynhOPT0efir 09/06/15(Sun)17:52:34 No.42334617·tsunl Because Harry Potter is a stupid childish setting, and were stupid, childish books There probably IS an rpg for Naruto, but it's s--- because Naruto is s---. He's the f----- with the spky hair and the orange vest, Let me say this once, and ONLY ONCE S----tier games/books/movies DESERVE AND WILL GET s----tier RPGs And you can see that phenomenon at work here s 09/06/15(Sun)17:59:21 No.42334731 Auan-nu笾 Please support 4chan by disabling your ad blocker on *4chan.org [Return] [Catalogl [Bottom] [Update] I Auto] File: 1343085894880 jng (1.53 MB, 2480x3508) Anonyrmous 09 06/1S(Sun)17:48:59 No.42334554 竺4284岱竺4233500竺42335212 So why isn't there a good RPG for Harry Poter? Or one for Naruto or other popular weeaboo things, at thai? virtualoptim!!ynhOPT0efr 09/06/15(Sun)17:52:34 No.42334617 Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)17:59:21 No.42334731 ▶-same File: beeeesǐpg (21 KB, 222x229) othis thing that millions and millions of people rs movie series doesn't come with hard and fast rules for everything, so BEEEES lynhOPTOBfir 09/06/15(Sun)18:04:16 No.42334818
! File: 134308588488i (1.53 MB, 2480x3508) Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)17:48:59 No.42334554 ▶ 끄42334 So why isn't there a good RPG for Harry Poner? Or one for Naruto or other popular weeaboo things, at that? 2335300242336212 09/06v15(Sun)17:52:34 No.423346172-42334731 Because Harry Potter is & stupid childish setting, and were stupid, chidish books. There probably IS an rpg for Naruto, but ir's s--- because Naruto is s---. He's the f----- with the spiky hair and the orange vest, right? Let me say this once, and ONLY ONCE: S------- games/books/movies DESERVE AND WILL GET s----tier RPGs [Return] [Catalogl |Bottom] [Update]「. Auto] 15/21718 File: 13430 8848801凶(1.53 MB, 2480x3508) | Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)17:48:59 No.4233455艹ー233 ES-2335300-2336219 So why isn't there a good RPG tor Harry Potter? Or one for Naruto or other popular weeaboo things, at that? chldish books. Search Google for "lynhoPTOBFir There probably Vigw Selection Source Let me say this inspect Element () S----tier And you can see that phenomenon at work here. is s---. He's the f----- with the spiky hair and the orange vest, right? Adblock Plus: Block image Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun) 17:59:21 No.42334731 File: beeces.ing (21 KB, 222x229) 쯔 쯔 ab cidre tig gt/h/r/kmo p/r/SIT/uVvg w wg ic (r9k(s4s(em/hm/igbt/y 3/adv an/asp /biz g/ck/co/diy ts t gd he/int jp t/mip/mu /n/out/ po/ pol /sdi /soc/sp tg toy /tv/tv/vp/wsg/x tg/ - Traditional Games Please support dchan by disabing your ad blocker on Achan.org, purchasing a sclf-serve ad or buvyne a dchan [Post a Reply] 062v15 t's now possible to use the legacy text CAPTCHA in the Quick Reply window You can and the new option ineide the [Setingsmenu under Quotes&Replying 04/34/15 Janitor acceptance e-mails re being sent check your Spam lolder iyou applied Settings All + Quotes & Replying Filters & Post Hiding Fiter and highlight specific threads/posts [Ed paten-based fiters Please Thread hiding [Clear History] Hide entdre treads by clicking the minus buton Hide thread stubs Dont display stubs of hidden treads Disable the native extension A川 Export Settings Save Settings [Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [ -Auto] File: 1343095984880 ipg (1.53 MB, 2480x3508) Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)17:48:59 No.42334554 竺42334 So why isn't there a good RPG for Harry Potter? Or one for Naruto or other popular weeaboo things, at thar? usm_asn Settings Quotes & Replying - Filters &Post Hiding Fiter and highlight specific threads/posts [E TS Enable pamem-based fiters Please suppart 4chan byThread hiding (Clear History Hide entre threads by dlicking the minus button Hide thread stubs Dont display mu in out po Settings [Expand All Settings + Quotes & Replying Filters & Post Hiding Fiter and highlight specific threads/posts [Edit) Enable patem-based fiters Please Support4chan bs 6a Thread hiding [Clear History re threads by clicking the minus buton Hide entre Hide thread stubs Dont display stubs of hidden freads + Images & Media Disable the native extension Filters & Highlights On PatternBoards Type Color Auto Hide Del [Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] Auto] Add File: 1343085884880ipg (1.53 MB, 2480x3508) So why isn't there a good RPG for Harry Potter? Or one for Naruto or other popular weeaboo things, at that? virtualoptim !ynhOPT0efir 09/06/15(Sun)17:52:34 No.42334617·tsunl Because Harry Potter is a stupid childish setting, and were stupid, childish books There probably IS an rpg for Naruto, but it's s--- because Naruto is s---. He's the f----- with the spky hair and the orange vest, Let me say this once, and ONLY ONCE S----tier games/books/movies DESERVE AND WILL GET s----tier RPGs And you can see that phenomenon at work here s 09/06/15(Sun)17:59:21 No.42334731 Auan-nu笾 Please support 4chan by disabling your ad blocker on *4chan.org [Return] [Catalogl [Bottom] [Update] I Auto] File: 1343085894880 jng (1.53 MB, 2480x3508) Anonyrmous 09 06/1S(Sun)17:48:59 No.42334554 竺4284岱竺4233500竺42335212 So why isn't there a good RPG for Harry Poter? Or one for Naruto or other popular weeaboo things, at thai? virtualoptim!!ynhOPT0efr 09/06/15(Sun)17:52:34 No.42334617 Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)17:59:21 No.42334731 ▶-same File: beeeesǐpg (21 KB, 222x229) othis thing that millions and millions of people rs movie series doesn't come with hard and fast rules for everything, so BEEEES lynhOPTOBfir 09/06/15(Sun)18:04:16 No.42334818

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Thorgun the Barbarian Meets His Destiny

File: 1359766026693 2 KB, 852x475, Joumeyquestdm.jpg) Anonymous 02/01/13(Fri)19:47 No.22923673 Replies: 22923697 All right /tg/, gather up. I have a story to tell you. And I know you like stories When I'm done, I suggest turning this into general that DM/ cool DM thread Anonymous 02/01/13(Fri)19:48 No.22923697 Reples 22923752 One of my friends decided to run a game. We've been playing RPGs a lot of time together and I've never seen him DMing, so- obviously -I was a bit curious how this might turn out. He always was an all right player, fun to have fun with. Also, he always reminded me of an offspring a bear and a huge dog might possibly have had. You know, in a parallel universe where biology doesn't exactly work like our does. I guess that's not important, though. I was told to prepare myself a character using D&D 3.5. Well, I thought, it could have been worse, it could have been FATAL. Also, all of us know that it is the GM that makes the game, not the system and so on, so instead of complaining I rolled with it/ a character. DM told me that I can do this myself, and that he only wants to see the results; also that I should aim for a tribal feel, that playing casters is discouraged, and that he wouldn't mind a bit of minmaxing. Oh, and I had to make a human 'Well, fine. I thought and made myself a barbarian. At least those damn casters won't steal our spotlight and I can expect manly men doing manly things This, or DM is going to introduce some kind of OP Merlin DMPC. But I kept this thought to myself >> □ Anonymous 02/01/13(Fri)19:51 No 22923752 Replies: 2222923818 222923697 Since I was starting at a low level, I decided not to overblow my history. Adopted son of a local fisherman, mysterious child, blah, blah, blah, dreams about being a warrior but in his tribe your father (biological father) had to back you up if you wanted to become a weaponthane, so he trained himself. Thus the barbarian. I sent this all to DM. Soon I've received a reply "cool. Please, come at four PM Well, I get there a bit late, but there is nobody in except me and him. He smiles, nods, says that the rest will arrive a bit later, and that he wanted to get my character a proper introduction. It was weird, but we 've been total bros for a long, long time so I sat down. He brought some refreshments, offered me a beer, cracked himself one open (l think it was the first clue as to what kind of game we will be playing) and hid behind the DM screen. First, we roleplay through some childhood scenes. Your character faces bullies, your character sees his friend bullied, your character is generally disliked due to air of wrongness he has around himself, your character finds out that the aforemented fisherman is not your real dad, and so on, and so on. Soon I have my character fleshed out - a warrior that tries to hone the rage smothering within him as just another weapon. For some reason DM smiles when I tell him that > > □ Anonymous 02/01/13(Fri)19:56 No 22923818 Replies: 2222923940 File: 1359766561553.ipg-(73 KB, 495x730, 1356353744463.jpg) >>22923752 Then, the real quest begins. Thorgun the barbarian leaves his hamlet for hunting, and when he returns he finds the village burning and the corpses charred with dragon fire. It was much cooler when he told that, but that was basically what it boiled down to Thorgun seeks revenge. Also, he was unable to find the corpse of his love among the dead, so hoping that dragon might have kidnapped her, he follows him. Through the forest and through the desert, killing wolves and wild beasts, saving villages from dangers, visiting ancient temple in hope of finding a dragonslaying sword, more than once just barely escaping with his life. Some NPCs turn up, major character arcs ensue, but all the time I wonder 'where the hell are the other players?" As I ask GM about this, he smiles and says that one of them will turn up soon. I expect something creepy to happen but, lo and behold, a guy actually arrives. You have no idea how relieved I felt. Pleasantries ensued, GM cracked himself yet another beer and we returned to game. The new guy just sat there, also smiling (bad sign? Good sign?), playing with some papers he brought with himself □ Anonymous 02/01/13(Fri)20:03 No 22923940 Replies 2222923954 File: 1359767019561.ipg (103 KB, 750x600, TG 300.jpg) 2222923818 My barbarian prepares a poisoned sheep to cripple the dragon. I also got myself a huge trunk to use as a club, keeping dragonslaying sword at hand. The plan was simple - either poison him, or- if that won't work- sneak into his cavern and club/ stab him to death DRUIDS It worked, partially. Dragon ate the ship, but instead of falling dead he started vomiting. So, deciding that the cover was already blown I grabbed my tree and run out of bushes screaming like an idiot. I managed to catch him with a trunk hit while he was barfing, so I had a lot of time to follow up with a couple more blows. I've nearly managed to beat him into a pulp, but then he shook it off and faced me, however mangled and sick he was Well, I dodged vomit/breath attack and stabbed him with a magical sword. A few times. The beast fell, and my barbarian started screaming with joy Then, another dragon turned up. And another. And their mother I stare at my GM for a moment in an "are you serious? way. He tells me that dragons roar in unison, that their mother pounces at me Well, f--- encounters with CR too high. I start 'zerking □ Anonymous 02/01/13(Fri)20:05 No 22923954 Replies: >>22924003 File: 1359767105186.ipg-(62 KB, 640x360, 1351708121279 jpg) >> 222923940 and the dragon is blown aside with POWAHFUL MAGICAL BEAMS Oh great, I thought. DMPC wizaro. But nooo! A huge, glistening beast appears from the sky, throwing one thunder of fiery red death after another at the vile beast. Dragon's body spasms and twitches as the very life is burned out of it. With an ungodly roar, the grey monster that apparently - saved you lands on earth, sporting stinking fumes. I slightly watted Two remaining drakes move back a little, apparently horrified by the death of their mother and the new monster. You have a feeling that it stares at you through its huge, black eyes. Well, I charged it with my trunk. Its huge maw opens roaring even louder and surrounding itself with great vapours. But not before Thorgun rushed it with his mighty club "rollan, rollan "He managed to catch it at a knee-joint, apparently crippling it gravely □ Anonymous 02/01/13(Fri)20:07 No.22924003 Replies: 22 9 KB, 620x437, 123 jpg) 222923954 DM describes the beast collapsing, and I start to wonder whether l just one-shotted an encounter. But then the other guy -I've nearly forgotten about him; also two girls came around in the meantime (and I am sure they were "together). Still, the File player speaks, looking as though he is about to burst into laughter any moment now Out of the beasts' remains you see a huge ogre rising. He is clad in a blood-red steel, decorated with imagery of black raven. He gives Thorgun a long stare" - I get ready to yell 1 chargel "and looks aside, at the wyrmlings. He raises his hand, holding a weird wand with it, points it at them and"-he looks at GM, GM nods-"blasts them apart in a matter of few thundering moments I wat. And then I smile The figure comes a few earth-shaking steps closer until all you can see is his armor. Even though his physical supremacy is obvious, he falls to one knee; the earth thunders as he does it. Then, you hear booming, stunningly loud and alien voice. It says 'My lord von Trovalt. Finally I've found you GM hands me a new character sheet. lt reads 'Rogue Trader' on top of it, and is filled with something quite resembling stats of the D&D character I've prepared earlier P2 Anonymous 02/01/13(Fri)20:10 No.22924052 That's some good s--- right there □ Anonymous 02/01/13(Fri)20:11 No 22924061 2>22924003 OP, you have the best DM □ Anonymous 02/01/13(Fri)20:12 No.22924079 Replies:-229241782-229243462-22924580 File (198 KB, 1280x896, 1349559507088.jpg) "Unluckily,I bear grave news. Your father is dead, killed by treacherous poison of forsaken eldar witches. Most of your siblings were blown apart, together with a ship, in a battle that ensued a few moments after your father's demise. Now you, as the eldest of von Trovalts are the righteous bearer of the Warrant of Trade. I feel obliged to Then Thorgun did exactly what he would have done to any other, scary monster speaking incomprehensible things. He slapped it with a tree Thus begun the great, galactic journey of Thorgun von Trovalt, another in a long line of great and honoured Rogue Traders Oh! And I kept my sword
File: 1359766026693 2 KB, 852x475, Joumeyquestdm.jpg) Anonymous 02/01/13(Fri)19:47 No.22923673 Replies: 22923697 All right /tg/, gather up. I have a story to tell you. And I know you like stories When I'm done, I suggest turning this into general that DM/ cool DM thread Anonymous 02/01/13(Fri)19:48 No.22923697 Reples 22923752 One of my friends decided to run a game. We've been playing RPGs a lot of time together and I've never seen him DMing, so- obviously -I was a bit curious how this might turn out. He always was an all right player, fun to have fun with. Also, he always reminded me of an offspring a bear and a huge dog might possibly have had. You know, in a parallel universe where biology doesn't exactly work like our does. I guess that's not important, though. I was told to prepare myself a character using D&D 3.5. Well, I thought, it could have been worse, it could have been FATAL. Also, all of us know that it is the GM that makes the game, not the system and so on, so instead of complaining I rolled with it/ a character. DM told me that I can do this myself, and that he only wants to see the results; also that I should aim for a tribal feel, that playing casters is discouraged, and that he wouldn't mind a bit of minmaxing. Oh, and I had to make a human 'Well, fine. I thought and made myself a barbarian. At least those damn casters won't steal our spotlight and I can expect manly men doing manly things This, or DM is going to introduce some kind of OP Merlin DMPC. But I kept this thought to myself >> □ Anonymous 02/01/13(Fri)19:51 No 22923752 Replies: 2222923818 222923697 Since I was starting at a low level, I decided not to overblow my history. Adopted son of a local fisherman, mysterious child, blah, blah, blah, dreams about being a warrior but in his tribe your father (biological father) had to back you up if you wanted to become a weaponthane, so he trained himself. Thus the barbarian. I sent this all to DM. Soon I've received a reply "cool. Please, come at four PM Well, I get there a bit late, but there is nobody in except me and him. He smiles, nods, says that the rest will arrive a bit later, and that he wanted to get my character a proper introduction. It was weird, but we 've been total bros for a long, long time so I sat down. He brought some refreshments, offered me a beer, cracked himself one open (l think it was the first clue as to what kind of game we will be playing) and hid behind the DM screen. First, we roleplay through some childhood scenes. Your character faces bullies, your character sees his friend bullied, your character is generally disliked due to air of wrongness he has around himself, your character finds out that the aforemented fisherman is not your real dad, and so on, and so on. Soon I have my character fleshed out - a warrior that tries to hone the rage smothering within him as just another weapon. For some reason DM smiles when I tell him that > > □ Anonymous 02/01/13(Fri)19:56 No 22923818 Replies: 2222923940 File: 1359766561553.ipg-(73 KB, 495x730, 1356353744463.jpg) >>22923752 Then, the real quest begins. Thorgun the barbarian leaves his hamlet for hunting, and when he returns he finds the village burning and the corpses charred with dragon fire. It was much cooler when he told that, but that was basically what it boiled down to Thorgun seeks revenge. Also, he was unable to find the corpse of his love among the dead, so hoping that dragon might have kidnapped her, he follows him. Through the forest and through the desert, killing wolves and wild beasts, saving villages from dangers, visiting ancient temple in hope of finding a dragonslaying sword, more than once just barely escaping with his life. Some NPCs turn up, major character arcs ensue, but all the time I wonder 'where the hell are the other players?" As I ask GM about this, he smiles and says that one of them will turn up soon. I expect something creepy to happen but, lo and behold, a guy actually arrives. You have no idea how relieved I felt. Pleasantries ensued, GM cracked himself yet another beer and we returned to game. The new guy just sat there, also smiling (bad sign? Good sign?), playing with some papers he brought with himself □ Anonymous 02/01/13(Fri)20:03 No 22923940 Replies 2222923954 File: 1359767019561.ipg (103 KB, 750x600, TG 300.jpg) 2222923818 My barbarian prepares a poisoned sheep to cripple the dragon. I also got myself a huge trunk to use as a club, keeping dragonslaying sword at hand. The plan was simple - either poison him, or- if that won't work- sneak into his cavern and club/ stab him to death DRUIDS It worked, partially. Dragon ate the ship, but instead of falling dead he started vomiting. So, deciding that the cover was already blown I grabbed my tree and run out of bushes screaming like an idiot. I managed to catch him with a trunk hit while he was barfing, so I had a lot of time to follow up with a couple more blows. I've nearly managed to beat him into a pulp, but then he shook it off and faced me, however mangled and sick he was Well, I dodged vomit/breath attack and stabbed him with a magical sword. A few times. The beast fell, and my barbarian started screaming with joy Then, another dragon turned up. And another. And their mother I stare at my GM for a moment in an "are you serious? way. He tells me that dragons roar in unison, that their mother pounces at me Well, f--- encounters with CR too high. I start 'zerking □ Anonymous 02/01/13(Fri)20:05 No 22923954 Replies: >>22924003 File: 1359767105186.ipg-(62 KB, 640x360, 1351708121279 jpg) >> 222923940 and the dragon is blown aside with POWAHFUL MAGICAL BEAMS Oh great, I thought. DMPC wizaro. But nooo! A huge, glistening beast appears from the sky, throwing one thunder of fiery red death after another at the vile beast. Dragon's body spasms and twitches as the very life is burned out of it. With an ungodly roar, the grey monster that apparently - saved you lands on earth, sporting stinking fumes. I slightly watted Two remaining drakes move back a little, apparently horrified by the death of their mother and the new monster. You have a feeling that it stares at you through its huge, black eyes. Well, I charged it with my trunk. Its huge maw opens roaring even louder and surrounding itself with great vapours. But not before Thorgun rushed it with his mighty club "rollan, rollan "He managed to catch it at a knee-joint, apparently crippling it gravely □ Anonymous 02/01/13(Fri)20:07 No.22924003 Replies: 22 9 KB, 620x437, 123 jpg) 222923954 DM describes the beast collapsing, and I start to wonder whether l just one-shotted an encounter. But then the other guy -I've nearly forgotten about him; also two girls came around in the meantime (and I am sure they were "together). Still, the File player speaks, looking as though he is about to burst into laughter any moment now Out of the beasts' remains you see a huge ogre rising. He is clad in a blood-red steel, decorated with imagery of black raven. He gives Thorgun a long stare" - I get ready to yell 1 chargel "and looks aside, at the wyrmlings. He raises his hand, holding a weird wand with it, points it at them and"-he looks at GM, GM nods-"blasts them apart in a matter of few thundering moments I wat. And then I smile The figure comes a few earth-shaking steps closer until all you can see is his armor. Even though his physical supremacy is obvious, he falls to one knee; the earth thunders as he does it. Then, you hear booming, stunningly loud and alien voice. It says 'My lord von Trovalt. Finally I've found you GM hands me a new character sheet. lt reads 'Rogue Trader' on top of it, and is filled with something quite resembling stats of the D&D character I've prepared earlier P2 Anonymous 02/01/13(Fri)20:10 No.22924052 That's some good s--- right there □ Anonymous 02/01/13(Fri)20:11 No 22924061 2>22924003 OP, you have the best DM □ Anonymous 02/01/13(Fri)20:12 No.22924079 Replies:-229241782-229243462-22924580 File (198 KB, 1280x896, 1349559507088.jpg) "Unluckily,I bear grave news. Your father is dead, killed by treacherous poison of forsaken eldar witches. Most of your siblings were blown apart, together with a ship, in a battle that ensued a few moments after your father's demise. Now you, as the eldest of von Trovalts are the righteous bearer of the Warrant of Trade. I feel obliged to Then Thorgun did exactly what he would have done to any other, scary monster speaking incomprehensible things. He slapped it with a tree Thus begun the great, galactic journey of Thorgun von Trovalt, another in a long line of great and honoured Rogue Traders Oh! And I kept my sword

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Shoggy the Seldom-Dog

Thus begins the glorious, gut-busting tales of Shoggy (of All-Guardsman Party fame).
Thus begins the glorious, gut-busting tales of Shoggy (of All-Guardsman Party fame).

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El Presidente's Stats

Never fear, el Presidente is hear. ipg (54 KB, 300x366) google igdb ·□ Anonymous 6 hours ago No. 36143180 >>36143448 >>36143937 >>36144020 >-36144336 Stat me /tg/ Anonymous 6 hours ago No.36143235 v El Presidente is all things, as he is needed □ Anonymous 6 hours ago No.36143260 Charismatic Hardworking Incorruptible Anonymous 6 hours ago No.36143292 36143368 Is there a book for characters beyond Epic Level? Ps l Anonymous 6 hours ago No.36143336 v 10 % beard growth Ps □ Anonymous 5 hours ago No.36144336、 >>36144449 >>36144552 >>36144811 >>36144844 >>361451 17 >>36150452 >>36150526 >>36143180 (OP) Strength Mighty enough to carry the burdens of our great nation >Intelligence Unparalleled! He sees the future, and he makes the future!l Dexterity Faster than a speeding bullet. not fired at him, of course, for he is beloved by all! >Wisdom Like a wise and majestic elder of the ancient days, except younger and much more handsome >Charisma Too look upon him is to truly live for the first time. To hear him is to embrace the music of Divinity Constitution This stat list is over! Guards!
Never fear, el Presidente is hear. ipg (54 KB, 300x366) google igdb ·□ Anonymous 6 hours ago No. 36143180 >>36143448 >>36143937 >>36144020 >-36144336 Stat me /tg/ Anonymous 6 hours ago No.36143235 v El Presidente is all things, as he is needed □ Anonymous 6 hours ago No.36143260 Charismatic Hardworking Incorruptible Anonymous 6 hours ago No.36143292 36143368 Is there a book for characters beyond Epic Level? Ps l Anonymous 6 hours ago No.36143336 v 10 % beard growth Ps □ Anonymous 5 hours ago No.36144336、 >>36144449 >>36144552 >>36144811 >>36144844 >>361451 17 >>36150452 >>36150526 >>36143180 (OP) Strength Mighty enough to carry the burdens of our great nation >Intelligence Unparalleled! He sees the future, and he makes the future!l Dexterity Faster than a speeding bullet. not fired at him, of course, for he is beloved by all! >Wisdom Like a wise and majestic elder of the ancient days, except younger and much more handsome >Charisma Too look upon him is to truly live for the first time. To hear him is to embrace the music of Divinity Constitution This stat list is over! Guards!

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/pol/ came to s--- post in 8chan's /tg/ this was the result (this and race mixing)
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Mr. Bones Wild Ride

Anonymous 04/11/15 (Sat) 03:28:59 No.89067 2289081 YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. Skeleton Star >Novice necromancer submits a spell to the DM >DM "It's poorly written but whatever. You can use it" >As is the nature of a f------ weirdo the necromancer goes off by himself to perform his degeneracy >A successful summoning >Roll to control it ton sorcerer summoned an additional skeleton sorcerer minion Nervouslaughter.jpg by everyone at the table Roll to banish >another fail >each of skeleton sorcerers then summon another sorcerer, 1 per skeleton sorcerer Necromancer "oh god, this is getting bad... 'm gonna need some help >party is in an inn across the way >necromancer runs for help >DM runs the calculations >in the time it took for him to get the party from the inn the skeletons have reproduced >There are now over 16000 skeletons and they're continuing to multiply exponentially >"oh god Tha... That's too many skeletons guys, we need a high level NPC! >"DM, how many more skeletons can be created?" >DM-"According to the spell submitted by Drenokan, there's no limit The party bails from the town. The screams of the townsfolk can be heard in the distance as the skeletons continue to multiply. Everyone smacks Drenokan in the back of the head as they go >As they run a tower of skeletons emerges from the horizon as the dawn breaks Party arrives at a port town as a wave of skeletons builds in the forest behind them, Skeletons now tumbling over one another summoning more skeletons as they fall as skeletons summoning skeletons summoning skeletons summoning skeletons summon yet more skeletons >"we'll take a boat and just head off to another continent, problem solved guys. let's get out of here >DM's narration is perfect >"As the boat departs skeletons are just beginning to tumble onto the docks. The panicked screams of the townsfolk generate an eerie melody as a precession of percussion drifts through the air. An untold number of bones clattering together herald the end of Swiftwater, the small port town at the western edge of the continent of Edhyak. Edhyak, known for it's bustling cities and vibrant merchant commerce was thus buried beneath a mountain of bones. In the coming hours millions die in this bonocolpylse, their bones merely acting as a foundation for yet more bones to follow" >Mackleroy,a merchant character in the party is livid. He's real big into world building and he'd spent a month with the DM developing this place and it basically became a barren bone wasteland in a matter of b or / turns Mackleroy "Okay, can we restart already? This is getting stupid" > DM "No, Not until we finish the story." >Boat is filled with weeping people lamenting their forsaken homes. Mackleroy is considering tossing Drenokan overboard. Other party members are actually trying to critically think things through "How can we stem this tide of undead?" "mayhaps we can draw them into the void.. >captain of ship calls out "Gods alive! Protect us! Thar be skeletons head'n our way!" DM narrates further "In the distance a wave of skeletons roll across the horizon cutting the sea in twain. The rattle of their bones has become a deafening roar. The ship breaks out into a panic. People are g. jumping overboard, complete pandemonium. The boat gets swept up in this skeleton tide. Skeletons appear from thin air tumbling onto the boat as they do >The party is fighting off skeletons on the boat in a sea of skeletons The wave of skeletons gradually continues to overtake the boat and soon the boat itself is adrift in this sea of skeletons. Party takes turns fighting off the skeletons. Frantically making saving rolls that never hit 20 for some kind of divine intervention. At one point our sorcerer tries to reason them "PLEASE, STAHP, NO MORE! in DM intervenes "There are countless skeletons now. Even if you could cut down one million with a single swing you'd never be able to overtake their ability to reproduce. This continues for a while longer and then...they reach a critical mass. The weight of the skeletons becomes so great that their combined mass crushes the innermost portions of the planet. The generation of gravity from the skeletons' ever increasing mass sucks them into a void of density instantly killing anyone left on the planet who wasn't already dead...or a skeleton. This starts a chain reaction with fuels the creation of a new star. A star born of death. The cries of many are lost to a burning blaze in the aether. Some say you can still hear the rattling of bones echoing around this star Tongue in cheek. This short campaign is affectionately referred to in our group as "Mr Bone's wild ride" Anonymous 04/11/15 (Sat) 04 2705 No 89081 2289089 Thats really metal and all, but I wonder about the science of that. Wouldn't the sea of bones crush them or push them out of the atmosphere before the planet collapsed into a star? Anonymous 04/11/15 (Sat) 05:06:52 No 89089 hide): 1428725212333 gif (851.3 KB, 320x238, 80:59, cheese it futurama.gif) 2289081 Our group revisited the topic a number of times for keks and kaks. In one instance we discussed revisiting the bone planet through a portal that our characters might discover. A space/time wormhole kind of deal. Basically it'd be a "what if scenario to see if would stop it from turning into a star. Our "Mackleroy" said. 刈don't want to risk that s--- spreading to any other worlds Truly, Mr Bone's wild nde was the worst thing we've ever done. And that's counting Dolseth the red. CHEESE Keep in mind in one of our campaigns we accidentally unsealed this dragon (Dolseth) and it went around wrecking everything. Basically we released a Smaug tier f----- that ended up f------ up an entire continent. Keep in mind our DM hates cutting s--- short. His motto is "We're gonna finish this story one way or the He's a great storyteller but sometimes things get real crazy. The above story had a bit more leading into it but it's way too much greentext to get into Whatever world we get into, we often break more than we fix. To remedy our fuckery the DM implemented the "mirror of worlds" so that we can use if we utterly f--- up a planet beyond all hope of salvation. Weve only had to use it 3 times so far and the DM discourages us using it unless we absolutely have to because the rule of thumb is you can never revisit a planet you've f----- As with mister bone's wild ride, we refer to the "mirror or worlds" as the "CHEESE IT!" mirror an extra bit Weve theorized that the mirror isn't used without a cost. The DM has even mentioned that when we use it we'll see copies of ourselves floating by in the warp between worlds. Inferring perhaps that the mirror swaps our characters with their counterparts from alternate dimensions. It's somewhat disheartening realizing we're sending our copies to a (most likely) doomed planet. The DM has said that maybe they'll succeed where we've failed. Ithink he was trying to comfort us because nothing our counterparts could have done would have saved the planet that we filled with zombie spiders.
Anonymous 04/11/15 (Sat) 03:28:59 No.89067 2289081 YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. Skeleton Star >Novice necromancer submits a spell to the DM >DM "It's poorly written but whatever. You can use it" >As is the nature of a f------ weirdo the necromancer goes off by himself to perform his degeneracy >A successful summoning >Roll to control it ton sorcerer summoned an additional skeleton sorcerer minion Nervouslaughter.jpg by everyone at the table Roll to banish >another fail >each of skeleton sorcerers then summon another sorcerer, 1 per skeleton sorcerer Necromancer "oh god, this is getting bad... 'm gonna need some help >party is in an inn across the way >necromancer runs for help >DM runs the calculations >in the time it took for him to get the party from the inn the skeletons have reproduced >There are now over 16000 skeletons and they're continuing to multiply exponentially >"oh god Tha... That's too many skeletons guys, we need a high level NPC! >"DM, how many more skeletons can be created?" >DM-"According to the spell submitted by Drenokan, there's no limit The party bails from the town. The screams of the townsfolk can be heard in the distance as the skeletons continue to multiply. Everyone smacks Drenokan in the back of the head as they go >As they run a tower of skeletons emerges from the horizon as the dawn breaks Party arrives at a port town as a wave of skeletons builds in the forest behind them, Skeletons now tumbling over one another summoning more skeletons as they fall as skeletons summoning skeletons summoning skeletons summoning skeletons summon yet more skeletons >"we'll take a boat and just head off to another continent, problem solved guys. let's get out of here >DM's narration is perfect >"As the boat departs skeletons are just beginning to tumble onto the docks. The panicked screams of the townsfolk generate an eerie melody as a precession of percussion drifts through the air. An untold number of bones clattering together herald the end of Swiftwater, the small port town at the western edge of the continent of Edhyak. Edhyak, known for it's bustling cities and vibrant merchant commerce was thus buried beneath a mountain of bones. In the coming hours millions die in this bonocolpylse, their bones merely acting as a foundation for yet more bones to follow" >Mackleroy,a merchant character in the party is livid. He's real big into world building and he'd spent a month with the DM developing this place and it basically became a barren bone wasteland in a matter of b or / turns Mackleroy "Okay, can we restart already? This is getting stupid" > DM "No, Not until we finish the story." >Boat is filled with weeping people lamenting their forsaken homes. Mackleroy is considering tossing Drenokan overboard. Other party members are actually trying to critically think things through "How can we stem this tide of undead?" "mayhaps we can draw them into the void.. >captain of ship calls out "Gods alive! Protect us! Thar be skeletons head'n our way!" DM narrates further "In the distance a wave of skeletons roll across the horizon cutting the sea in twain. The rattle of their bones has become a deafening roar. The ship breaks out into a panic. People are g. jumping overboard, complete pandemonium. The boat gets swept up in this skeleton tide. Skeletons appear from thin air tumbling onto the boat as they do >The party is fighting off skeletons on the boat in a sea of skeletons The wave of skeletons gradually continues to overtake the boat and soon the boat itself is adrift in this sea of skeletons. Party takes turns fighting off the skeletons. Frantically making saving rolls that never hit 20 for some kind of divine intervention. At one point our sorcerer tries to reason them "PLEASE, STAHP, NO MORE! in DM intervenes "There are countless skeletons now. Even if you could cut down one million with a single swing you'd never be able to overtake their ability to reproduce. This continues for a while longer and then...they reach a critical mass. The weight of the skeletons becomes so great that their combined mass crushes the innermost portions of the planet. The generation of gravity from the skeletons' ever increasing mass sucks them into a void of density instantly killing anyone left on the planet who wasn't already dead...or a skeleton. This starts a chain reaction with fuels the creation of a new star. A star born of death. The cries of many are lost to a burning blaze in the aether. Some say you can still hear the rattling of bones echoing around this star Tongue in cheek. This short campaign is affectionately referred to in our group as "Mr Bone's wild ride" Anonymous 04/11/15 (Sat) 04 2705 No 89081 2289089 Thats really metal and all, but I wonder about the science of that. Wouldn't the sea of bones crush them or push them out of the atmosphere before the planet collapsed into a star? Anonymous 04/11/15 (Sat) 05:06:52 No 89089 hide): 1428725212333 gif (851.3 KB, 320x238, 80:59, cheese it futurama.gif) 2289081 Our group revisited the topic a number of times for keks and kaks. In one instance we discussed revisiting the bone planet through a portal that our characters might discover. A space/time wormhole kind of deal. Basically it'd be a "what if scenario to see if would stop it from turning into a star. Our "Mackleroy" said. 刈don't want to risk that s--- spreading to any other worlds Truly, Mr Bone's wild nde was the worst thing we've ever done. And that's counting Dolseth the red. CHEESE Keep in mind in one of our campaigns we accidentally unsealed this dragon (Dolseth) and it went around wrecking everything. Basically we released a Smaug tier f----- that ended up f------ up an entire continent. Keep in mind our DM hates cutting s--- short. His motto is "We're gonna finish this story one way or the He's a great storyteller but sometimes things get real crazy. The above story had a bit more leading into it but it's way too much greentext to get into Whatever world we get into, we often break more than we fix. To remedy our fuckery the DM implemented the "mirror of worlds" so that we can use if we utterly f--- up a planet beyond all hope of salvation. Weve only had to use it 3 times so far and the DM discourages us using it unless we absolutely have to because the rule of thumb is you can never revisit a planet you've f----- As with mister bone's wild ride, we refer to the "mirror or worlds" as the "CHEESE IT!" mirror an extra bit Weve theorized that the mirror isn't used without a cost. The DM has even mentioned that when we use it we'll see copies of ourselves floating by in the warp between worlds. Inferring perhaps that the mirror swaps our characters with their counterparts from alternate dimensions. It's somewhat disheartening realizing we're sending our copies to a (most likely) doomed planet. The DM has said that maybe they'll succeed where we've failed. Ithink he was trying to comfort us because nothing our counterparts could have done would have saved the planet that we filled with zombie spiders.

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mr. bones wild ride

It wont do you good on the long run though

>>|C Anonymous 06/06/16(Sat)14:30:36 №40423108 >>40423130 >>40423138-0423145 92 Can I use a ruler as a monk weapon? O Anonymous 06/06/15(Sat)14:32:26 No.40423121 There's no differentiation between sexes in Chinese for monks. Anonymous 06/06/15(Sat)14:33:12 No.40423130 >>40424122 File: rasputin-mad-monk ipg (53 KB, 391x599) 40423108
>>|C Anonymous 06/06/16(Sat)14:30:36 №40423108 >>40423130 >>40423138-0423145 92 Can I use a ruler as a monk weapon? O Anonymous 06/06/15(Sat)14:32:26 No.40423121 There's no differentiation between sexes in Chinese for monks. Anonymous 06/06/15(Sat)14:33:12 No.40423130 >>40424122 File: rasputin-mad-monk ipg (53 KB, 391x599) 40423108

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"That Guy" can be funny sometimes

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Anonymous 06/01/15(Mon)08:42:31 No.4032156740321733 240321752 40322200 4032270440322930 40323055 40323084 Everyone's made their characters and are ready to go That Guy's character name is Hitler, has a picture of Hitler as his reference picture and has German as one of his languages DM vetoes it for obvious reason That Guy gets a little mad but says he'll change it Couple of minutes later he changed the name to Hitler's last name, Fuhrer, photoshopped a pair of sunglasses on his Hitler picture and added ranks into the Disguise skill DM gives it the thumbs up what the f------ hell man □ Anonymous 06/01/15(Mon)08:56:03 No.40321 733 40321 792 2240321848 >>40321567 He's not the that guy; you are. That's goddamn hilarious. Anonymous 06/01/15(Mon)10:02:15 No.40322704 ile: nazisamongus ipg (202 KB, 988x380) TREE PRESS WEEKLY PRAIRIE FARMER SEVEN Would You Know Der Fuehrer's Face If He Settled in Western Canada? HITLER AU NATUREL MAYBE A CHEF A PROFESSOR OR JUST A HOBo OR THE GUY NEXT DOOR Want More Traffic $100,000 Sent To Aid Final Tribute Paid n T Chinese At KweilinT M Dirty Trick Mackinnon Appointed ... Tr r.inu >40321567

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that guy /tg/ 4chan screen cap hitler