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File: 1365464300124.png-(211 KB, 467x467, 1357700391443.png) 器□ Anonymous 04/08/13(Mon)16:38:20 UTC-7 No.24134259。 Replies: >24134288 24134321 24134367 24134386 24134405 2413461824134853 241348792413556024135629 24135822 "S--- first-time D&D players have done" stories Run a 2nd ed game >New player who has never played a tabletop in his life is asking us what the purpose of half the items in the shop are for. i.e. why there's prices for pounds of meat and kegs of beer, why each article of clothing is separately bought. >"It's a role-playing game. It's not always about optimization, it's also about just doing your own thing." >He proceeds to buy a goat, five chickens, and a war dog > This way, the chicken meat will always be fresh." >"How do you carry them?" >"Well, I can tie one to my belt by its legs, that way I have a chicken on hand at any time I might need one in an emergency. Then the rest I can tie to my goat. The goat is there for portable milk that can follow our party. Oh s---, I can't cook. Wait, the paladin can cure disease, right? Il just eat them raw" >He's a cleric with more animals than the druid Ps Anonymous 04/08/13(Mon)16:40:09 UTC-7 No.24134293 Replies: 24134318 324134331324134367324134378 24134412 24134432 24134791 24134853>24134879 24135193 24135306 >24135449 >24135560 24135629 24135822 File: 1365464409879 g泯1.17 MB, 170x113, 1357349156727.gif) From the same guy >"Wow. With the gold I have left, I can buy 200 pigeons." >"What the f--- will you need 200 pigeons for?" "...when the time comes, I'll know

File: 1365464300124.png-(211 KB, 467x467, 1357700391443.png) 器□ Anonymous 04/08/13(Mon)16:38:20 UTC-7 No.24134259。 Replies: >24134288 24134321 24134367 24134386 24134405 2413461824134853 241348792413556024135629 24135822 "S--- first-time D&D players have done" stories Run a 2nd ed game >New player who has never played a tabletop in his life is asking us what the purpose of half the items in the shop are for. i.e. why there's prices for pounds of meat and kegs of beer, why each article of clothing is separately bought. >"It's a role-playing game. It's not always about optimization, it's also about just doing your own thing." >He proceeds to buy a goat, five chickens, and a war dog > This way, the chicken meat will always be fresh." >"How do you carry them?" >"Well, I can tie one to my belt by its legs, that way I have a chicken on hand at any time I might need one in an emergency. Then the rest I can tie to my goat. The goat is there for portable milk that can follow our party. Oh s---, I can't cook. Wait, the paladin can cure disease, right? Il just eat them raw" >He's a cleric with more animals than the druid Ps Anonymous 04/08/13(Mon)16:40:09 UTC-7 No.24134293 Replies: 24134318 324134331324134367324134378 24134412 24134432 24134791 24134853>24134879 24135193 24135306 >24135449 >24135560 24135629 24135822 File: 1365464409879 g泯1.17 MB, 170x113, 1357349156727.gif) From the same guy >"Wow. With the gold I have left, I can buy 200 pigeons." >"What the f--- will you need 200 pigeons for?" "...when the time comes, I'll know

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□ Anonymous 07/04/14(Fri)03:03:21 No.33178544-2-33178662 File: 1270072657302.ipg (267 KB, 800x640) uj >>33178527 >Pelor and Bahamut. Well there's your problem. They're clearly Blackguards of the Burning Hate and the World Eater. Poor deluded fools □ Anonymous 07/04/14(Fri)03:10:35 No.33 178662->-33178778 >>33178544 I would love to play a ranged healer and fluff it as him throwing bottles of potions at people □ Anonymous 07/04/14(Fri)03:18:22 No.33178778 File: 1404098910764.png (20 KB, 600x800) TS SOMEO INURED? character screams as the botle shatters on their face and they take 1 point damage. even from the healing potions >>33178662 (You ) la strength with a s yringe bow >also scream when you popt >complain loudly when you have to hose them down with gallons of metalskin fluid from a backpack >so fussy about taking their medicine and such, so you have to set up buckets of potion to fall of them when they walk through a door >tuxedo with squirt flower to freshen people up at formal dinners that get raided >actual super soaker for concealed carry potion >nearly waterboard one ally who keeps acting like he doesn't need the potions to stay healthy and alive Always, always with a smile on your face

□ Anonymous 07/04/14(Fri)03:03:21 No.33178544-2-33178662 File: 1270072657302.ipg (267 KB, 800x640) uj >>33178527 >Pelor and Bahamut. Well there's your problem. They're clearly Blackguards of the Burning Hate and the World Eater. Poor deluded fools □ Anonymous 07/04/14(Fri)03:10:35 No.33 178662->-33178778 >>33178544 I would love to play a ranged healer and fluff it as him throwing bottles of potions at people □ Anonymous 07/04/14(Fri)03:18:22 No.33178778 File: 1404098910764.png (20 KB, 600x800) TS SOMEO INURED? character screams as the botle shatters on their face and they take 1 point damage. even from the healing potions >>33178662 (You ) la strength with a s yringe bow >also scream when you popt >complain loudly when you have to hose them down with gallons of metalskin fluid from a backpack >so fussy about taking their medicine and such, so you have to set up buckets of potion to fall of them when they walk through a door >tuxedo with squirt flower to freshen people up at formal dinners that get raided >actual super soaker for concealed carry potion >nearly waterboard one ally who keeps acting like he doesn't need the potions to stay healthy and alive Always, always with a smile on your face

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Don't you hate it when that happens?

□ Anonymous 1 1/23/09(Mon)13:59 No.6833199 "You need strength and constitution scores of at least 25 to drink a water elemental." "Can I only drink part of the water elemental?" "You'll have to ask him. Can you speak Aquan?" "Yes." "Okay, you ask the water elemental, and it turns out she's a girl. Turns out she also has been hoping you would try to drink her because she has a water elemental variant of a g---/wore fetish, and she has been crushing on you specifically." "...You know, I'll just take my penalties for thirst." "Sure. The water elemental tells all the other g--- and vore fetishist water elementals in her USENET group that you should be avoided because, despite your rugged good looks and, quote, "lips made for sucking," end quote, you are weak-willed and a coward. She also posts about you on Dontdatehimgirl.com." O_oV Anonymous 11/23/0(Mon)14:02 No.6833223 File1259002931 ipg-(149 KB, 800x600, 1258795761363.jpg) 5333199 0 □ Anonymous 1 1/23/09(Mon)14:03 No.6833231 6833199 awesome

□ Anonymous 1 1/23/09(Mon)13:59 No.6833199 "You need strength and constitution scores of at least 25 to drink a water elemental." "Can I only drink part of the water elemental?" "You'll have to ask him. Can you speak Aquan?" "Yes." "Okay, you ask the water elemental, and it turns out she's a girl. Turns out she also has been hoping you would try to drink her because she has a water elemental variant of a g---/wore fetish, and she has been crushing on you specifically." "...You know, I'll just take my penalties for thirst." "Sure. The water elemental tells all the other g--- and vore fetishist water elementals in her USENET group that you should be avoided because, despite your rugged good looks and, quote, "lips made for sucking," end quote, you are weak-willed and a coward. She also posts about you on Dontdatehimgirl.com." O_oV Anonymous 11/23/0(Mon)14:02 No.6833223 File1259002931 ipg-(149 KB, 800x600, 1258795761363.jpg) 5333199 0 □ Anonymous 1 1/23/09(Mon)14:03 No.6833231 6833199 awesome

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Masturbation is important

□ Not Entirely Anon 08/21/14(Thu)12:34:25 No.34294310 2234294343 34294250 Google Girlsofthrones.com Fap. Enjoy Anonymous 08/21/14(Thu)12:37:36 No.34294343 File: 3500888440a 2234294391 (31 KB, 184x500) 34294137 I love how everyone suddenly turns in ready-to-help gentleman's, when someones m----------- is at stake Go dspeed, you magnificent bastards Anonymous 08/21/14(Thu)12:45:30 No.34294391 34294343 tg - You don't even need the other boards

□ Not Entirely Anon 08/21/14(Thu)12:34:25 No.34294310 2234294343 34294250 Google Girlsofthrones.com Fap. Enjoy Anonymous 08/21/14(Thu)12:37:36 No.34294343 File: 3500888440a 2234294391 (31 KB, 184x500) 34294137 I love how everyone suddenly turns in ready-to-help gentleman's, when someones m----------- is at stake Go dspeed, you magnificent bastards Anonymous 08/21/14(Thu)12:45:30 No.34294391 34294343 tg - You don't even need the other boards

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Anonymous 05/28/12(Mon)19:01 No. 19278319 My DM and group decided to start an evil campaign, something I didn't really want to take part in and in hindsight should have not joined at all My character was in a group that contained a barbarian cannibal, a witch that poisoned wells on whims, and a wizard that wanted to take over the world. I was playing a roque In our party's downtime, which was spent in a city the wizard wanted to take over, we each did our own thing. The barbarian started an underground arena where he ate the losers, the witch and wizard experimented on slaves, and my character stalked a young gil That's it. Just making hide checks and watching a young girl from a distance. Whatever my intents were, I didn't reveal them, and this made everyone feel what I consider unreasonably uncomfortable The barbarian, who enjoyed describing the different parts of the humans he ate as supple or juicy, was the first to tell me out of character that I was f----- up The rest of the group chimed in, but when I reminded them that no one said anything when the witch injected demon blood into a pregnant slave's belly in an attempt to artificially create a half-demon (and ended up just poisoning both the mother and the fetus), they grudgingly kept quiet Anonymous 05/28/12(Mon)19:01 No. 19278326 The DM, as if to try and dissuade me from my chosen course, had the young girl's life be remarkably uneventful. She woke up, had breakfast, and went to the academy where she studied. After classes, she went home, had dinner, studied some more, and went to sleep After six months of in-game time, the barbarian had a small group of cannibalistic gladiators as his underlings, the witch had successfully started a part-demon breeding project, and the wizard had infiltrated the High Council of the city and had started secretly administering a highly addictive drug. My character had learned the young girl's name, knew her favorite foods, saw which students she got along with, and even had a pretty good idea of which boys fancied her At first, I had thought that the rest of the group was uncomfortable with me stalking the young girl because they thought my character was doing it for sexual purposes. Slowly, I realized it was because over the course of the game sessions, they had all started to care, in their own small ways, about this studious little girl. Though their characters did horrible, unspeakable things to people, those people were all nameless strangers that none of them saw as humans. My character, however, was getting to know his intended victim, carefully and diligently, with the rest of the group slowly getting to know her as well Anonymous 05/28/12(Mon)19:02 No. 19278334 By the time the wizard had full control of the city, his player knew that the little girl wanted to study exotic plants, especially flowers. The academy that he know had complete control over was her favorite place in the world, and her worst fear was if something ever happened to it The witch had minor demons r----- slaves in secret chambers within the sewers, with many of their foul progeny spilling out into the streets above. A few of these chambers were dangerously close to the roads the young girl took to get to school, though thankfully for her the monsters only came out during the night The barbarian had been tracked down by a trio of bastards he had spawned many years ago, each of them seeking to kill the father who had abandoned them. After the barbarian had killed and devoured them, in the end the player knew less about his characters own children than he did about the stranger that the party's rogue had decided to stalk. Anonymous 05/28/12(Mon)19:02 No. 19278339 By then, everyone had started to suspect that I had no ill-intent towards the girl. I had done nothing to interact with the girl, nothing even remotely involved with her, besides being a stone's throw away from her as much as possible. The barbarian proposed a theory, in that my character's only intent was to hone his stealth skill during his free time and that I, being unwilling to actually commit to being evil, had chosen a mildly evil-themed" approach. I didn't refute this theory take an int t in the young girl. From a callous perspective, they were just using her to provide their characters with someone they could be good towards just After that moment, the group create a greater s me ac e of depravity in the evil they committed. From a kinder perspective, the players were good people at heart and just couldn't be evil to the young girl The Academy was provided with extra ng, and a set of green houses were built for th sive use of the s. The demon blood experiments were now under clo upervision, with nightly patrols lp eradicate the escaped specimens. The barbarian, straightforward as ever, simply approached the girl, gave her a rare potted plant, and her that if she ever wanted anything, she could im for it jexuKnPKY 05/28/12(Mon)1 No.19278342 In the following mont not so secretly) doted upon. At first, only the barbarian was on speaking terms with the girl, but after the wizard took e became a sort of mascot for the group. Though all of their methods were evil, they now justified their actions by saying they were for the benefit of this young girl, who they secretly (and ial position a governor of the hool and the witch soon followed after him, thev ame to know the girl, more than they had simply through my character's observations Our campaign was slowly, ever so slowly, shifting in alignment as the players began to question their characters methods. As they grew closer to the young girl, it became harder a der to conceal the xperiments and activities. At first, they only stopped the most obvious ones, but event the die-hard evil group had shifted to a rather neutral, if not partially good, party Our DM, who loved character arcs and ely story progression, praised my character for introducing an element into the story that allowed a group of evil people to redeem themselves. As h scribed the young e green houses, the DM took a moment say uspected that I had always planned t the evil c ampaign into an ordinary one Laughing,I im I had never had s an inten the m how my c haracter silently emerged from the shadows ed towards th and stabbed her in the nec

Anonymous 05/28/12(Mon)19:01 No. 19278319 My DM and group decided to start an evil campaign, something I didn't really want to take part in and in hindsight should have not joined at all My character was in a group that contained a barbarian cannibal, a witch that poisoned wells on whims, and a wizard that wanted to take over the world. I was playing a roque In our party's downtime, which was spent in a city the wizard wanted to take over, we each did our own thing. The barbarian started an underground arena where he ate the losers, the witch and wizard experimented on slaves, and my character stalked a young gil That's it. Just making hide checks and watching a young girl from a distance. Whatever my intents were, I didn't reveal them, and this made everyone feel what I consider unreasonably uncomfortable The barbarian, who enjoyed describing the different parts of the humans he ate as supple or juicy, was the first to tell me out of character that I was f----- up The rest of the group chimed in, but when I reminded them that no one said anything when the witch injected demon blood into a pregnant slave's belly in an attempt to artificially create a half-demon (and ended up just poisoning both the mother and the fetus), they grudgingly kept quiet Anonymous 05/28/12(Mon)19:01 No. 19278326 The DM, as if to try and dissuade me from my chosen course, had the young girl's life be remarkably uneventful. She woke up, had breakfast, and went to the academy where she studied. After classes, she went home, had dinner, studied some more, and went to sleep After six months of in-game time, the barbarian had a small group of cannibalistic gladiators as his underlings, the witch had successfully started a part-demon breeding project, and the wizard had infiltrated the High Council of the city and had started secretly administering a highly addictive drug. My character had learned the young girl's name, knew her favorite foods, saw which students she got along with, and even had a pretty good idea of which boys fancied her At first, I had thought that the rest of the group was uncomfortable with me stalking the young girl because they thought my character was doing it for sexual purposes. Slowly, I realized it was because over the course of the game sessions, they had all started to care, in their own small ways, about this studious little girl. Though their characters did horrible, unspeakable things to people, those people were all nameless strangers that none of them saw as humans. My character, however, was getting to know his intended victim, carefully and diligently, with the rest of the group slowly getting to know her as well Anonymous 05/28/12(Mon)19:02 No. 19278334 By the time the wizard had full control of the city, his player knew that the little girl wanted to study exotic plants, especially flowers. The academy that he know had complete control over was her favorite place in the world, and her worst fear was if something ever happened to it The witch had minor demons r----- slaves in secret chambers within the sewers, with many of their foul progeny spilling out into the streets above. A few of these chambers were dangerously close to the roads the young girl took to get to school, though thankfully for her the monsters only came out during the night The barbarian had been tracked down by a trio of bastards he had spawned many years ago, each of them seeking to kill the father who had abandoned them. After the barbarian had killed and devoured them, in the end the player knew less about his characters own children than he did about the stranger that the party's rogue had decided to stalk. Anonymous 05/28/12(Mon)19:02 No. 19278339 By then, everyone had started to suspect that I had no ill-intent towards the girl. I had done nothing to interact with the girl, nothing even remotely involved with her, besides being a stone's throw away from her as much as possible. The barbarian proposed a theory, in that my character's only intent was to hone his stealth skill during his free time and that I, being unwilling to actually commit to being evil, had chosen a mildly evil-themed" approach. I didn't refute this theory take an int t in the young girl. From a callous perspective, they were just using her to provide their characters with someone they could be good towards just After that moment, the group create a greater s me ac e of depravity in the evil they committed. From a kinder perspective, the players were good people at heart and just couldn't be evil to the young girl The Academy was provided with extra ng, and a set of green houses were built for th sive use of the s. The demon blood experiments were now under clo upervision, with nightly patrols lp eradicate the escaped specimens. The barbarian, straightforward as ever, simply approached the girl, gave her a rare potted plant, and her that if she ever wanted anything, she could im for it jexuKnPKY 05/28/12(Mon)1 No.19278342 In the following mont not so secretly) doted upon. At first, only the barbarian was on speaking terms with the girl, but after the wizard took e became a sort of mascot for the group. Though all of their methods were evil, they now justified their actions by saying they were for the benefit of this young girl, who they secretly (and ial position a governor of the hool and the witch soon followed after him, thev ame to know the girl, more than they had simply through my character's observations Our campaign was slowly, ever so slowly, shifting in alignment as the players began to question their characters methods. As they grew closer to the young girl, it became harder a der to conceal the xperiments and activities. At first, they only stopped the most obvious ones, but event the die-hard evil group had shifted to a rather neutral, if not partially good, party Our DM, who loved character arcs and ely story progression, praised my character for introducing an element into the story that allowed a group of evil people to redeem themselves. As h scribed the young e green houses, the DM took a moment say uspected that I had always planned t the evil c ampaign into an ordinary one Laughing,I im I had never had s an inten the m how my c haracter silently emerged from the shadows ed towards th and stabbed her in the nec

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T9C4p2F ipg (76 KB, 680x760) google igdhb DAnonymous 01/30/14(Thu)19:21:16 No.29909228 [▼] >A rogue band of necromancers has been using secret geomancing knowledge to mineralize skeletons 1-1 E Anonymous 01/30/14(Thuj1923 11 No 29909266/リ22990963S arnt skeletons already made of minerals? I don't get it. [-] □ Anonymous 01/30/14(Thu)19:40:41 No.29909635 [ ▼ ] 2229909648 8a91b8f640ad39db585cc02b3( ong (117 KB, 282x185) google iadb That's calcified information. [-] □ Anonymous 01/30/14(Thu)19:41:16 No.29909648 [ ▼] 203756251245.png (63 KB, 185x219) google igdb 29909635

T9C4p2F ipg (76 KB, 680x760) google igdhb DAnonymous 01/30/14(Thu)19:21:16 No.29909228 [▼] >A rogue band of necromancers has been using secret geomancing knowledge to mineralize skeletons 1-1 E Anonymous 01/30/14(Thuj1923 11 No 29909266/リ22990963S arnt skeletons already made of minerals? I don't get it. [-] □ Anonymous 01/30/14(Thu)19:40:41 No.29909635 [ ▼ ] 2229909648 8a91b8f640ad39db585cc02b3( ong (117 KB, 282x185) google iadb That's calcified information. [-] □ Anonymous 01/30/14(Thu)19:41:16 No.29909648 [ ▼] 203756251245.png (63 KB, 185x219) google igdb 29909635

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ctors-re-enact-a-roman-legiona (162 KB, 900x600) google igdb sounds Anonymous 12/30/13(Mon)22:32:35 No.29181440 ] >2918173729181976 29182610 Question How many Legionaries would it take to fell a Dragon? Dragon is more or less Smaug - Smart and powerful but not a spellcaster Legion is attacking a dragon that has been raiding the local province >Dragon will probably be in its lair - probably a cave or burned out town ed 1-1. Anonymous 12030/13 Mon 223 23 No.29 181491 291 1577229181649 If the Dragon is as strong and smart as Smaug, then the problem isn't numbers, because it doesn't matter how many guys you've got. It's all about having the right weapons 曰. I Anonymous 12/30/13(Mon)22:39:56 No 29181 577 [r] 2229181597 2229181630 >>29181633 >>20181673 2229181783 2229182093 2229182472 2229182591 It all depends if they can hit him with their ballerinas. Romans have several types of different sizes for sieges and fortifications ■ Anonymous 12/30/13(Mon)22:44:56 No 29181673 [▼] [ I -Anonymous 12/30/13(Mon)22:41:34 No.291 81597 [r] 2229182047 WE SWAN LAKE UP IN THIS BITCH SENATUS BALLERINASQUE ROMANUS >It all depends if they can hit him with their ballerinas >hit him with their ballerinas >ballerinas We need a drawfag, stat しー」 Anonymous 12/30/13(Mon)22:42:59 No.29181630 [r] hit him with their ballerinas Romans were hardcore Anonymous 12/30/13(Mon)22:56:35 No. 29181947 [▼] > >291819802229182093 Charge the Roman Legions >Sky is blotted out by Ballerinas with spiked shoes they dance on the corpses of your allies and wilt like flowers when you try to pick one up . Anonymous 12/30/13(Mon)23:22:30 No.29182591|v] >Lel I'm a dragon >Gonna eat some cattle >Om nom nom >Romans see me >Oh s--- >Throwing ballerinas at me >Oh god oh god they're spinning They're spinning on my skin >They're everywhere WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING

ctors-re-enact-a-roman-legiona (162 KB, 900x600) google igdb sounds Anonymous 12/30/13(Mon)22:32:35 No.29181440 ] >2918173729181976 29182610 Question How many Legionaries would it take to fell a Dragon? Dragon is more or less Smaug - Smart and powerful but not a spellcaster Legion is attacking a dragon that has been raiding the local province >Dragon will probably be in its lair - probably a cave or burned out town ed 1-1. Anonymous 12030/13 Mon 223 23 No.29 181491 291 1577229181649 If the Dragon is as strong and smart as Smaug, then the problem isn't numbers, because it doesn't matter how many guys you've got. It's all about having the right weapons 曰. I Anonymous 12/30/13(Mon)22:39:56 No 29181 577 [r] 2229181597 2229181630 >>29181633 >>20181673 2229181783 2229182093 2229182472 2229182591 It all depends if they can hit him with their ballerinas. Romans have several types of different sizes for sieges and fortifications ■ Anonymous 12/30/13(Mon)22:44:56 No 29181673 [▼] [ I -Anonymous 12/30/13(Mon)22:41:34 No.291 81597 [r] 2229182047 WE SWAN LAKE UP IN THIS BITCH SENATUS BALLERINASQUE ROMANUS >It all depends if they can hit him with their ballerinas >hit him with their ballerinas >ballerinas We need a drawfag, stat しー」 Anonymous 12/30/13(Mon)22:42:59 No.29181630 [r] hit him with their ballerinas Romans were hardcore Anonymous 12/30/13(Mon)22:56:35 No. 29181947 [▼] > >291819802229182093 Charge the Roman Legions >Sky is blotted out by Ballerinas with spiked shoes they dance on the corpses of your allies and wilt like flowers when you try to pick one up . Anonymous 12/30/13(Mon)23:22:30 No.29182591|v] >Lel I'm a dragon >Gonna eat some cattle >Om nom nom >Romans see me >Oh s--- >Throwing ballerinas at me >Oh god oh god they're spinning They're spinning on my skin >They're everywhere WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING

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The tale of Barry Johnson

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The Badass Warlord

File 1321169710 gif-(57 KB, 320x240, Highlander-Connery-Ramirez.gif) Anonymous 11/13/11(Sun)02:35 No.16933983 >Conversing with NPC. A badass elderly warlord missing his arm and right eye from a nasty scar wound >We try to convince him into allying his army against this one being lead by the BBEG >Our "charisma tank" rolls an 19 on his diplomacy check to see if he can convince him >"Charisma tank" is actually a terrible roleplayer who can't act in character worth a s--- and says utterly generic things like "Come on guys let's work together" and when argued or countered in any manner he goes back into a circular logic s----fit of him repeating the same phrase over and over again >Thinks he's convinced the guy by tribute of his good roll alone, even though he made no effort into actually offering a convincing argument to him >DM has the warlord look at the "charisma tank" sympathetically. He takes him into another room, where the Warlord holds up a small wooden chest >"Now listen close lad... this here? This is something my grandad gave to me years ago...this is something I inherited from him on his death-bed... this is something... me and my clan share with each other. I feel like I should give it to you... you deserve it." >He opens it up. Revealing nothing >"Charisma Tank" responds: "There's nothing in there." >"Yep. This here is all the f---- I give >The Warlord throws it at the guy's head I don't know whether to be mad at the DM or kiss him Anonymous 11/13/11 (Sun)02:42 No.16934023 File 1321170164 ipg-(47 KB, 504x282, 1298087162608.jpg) Read it in his voice. "Thish ish all the fucksh I give." INDEED Anonymous 11/13/11 (Sun)02:47 No. 16934055 Your GM is great and he should feel great Anonymous 11/13/11 (Sun)02:49 No. 16934070 File 1321170591ipg-(18 KB, 400x259, 1313539764252.jpg) LIKEA BOSS

File 1321169710 gif-(57 KB, 320x240, Highlander-Connery-Ramirez.gif) Anonymous 11/13/11(Sun)02:35 No.16933983 >Conversing with NPC. A badass elderly warlord missing his arm and right eye from a nasty scar wound >We try to convince him into allying his army against this one being lead by the BBEG >Our "charisma tank" rolls an 19 on his diplomacy check to see if he can convince him >"Charisma tank" is actually a terrible roleplayer who can't act in character worth a s--- and says utterly generic things like "Come on guys let's work together" and when argued or countered in any manner he goes back into a circular logic s----fit of him repeating the same phrase over and over again >Thinks he's convinced the guy by tribute of his good roll alone, even though he made no effort into actually offering a convincing argument to him >DM has the warlord look at the "charisma tank" sympathetically. He takes him into another room, where the Warlord holds up a small wooden chest >"Now listen close lad... this here? This is something my grandad gave to me years ago...this is something I inherited from him on his death-bed... this is something... me and my clan share with each other. I feel like I should give it to you... you deserve it." >He opens it up. Revealing nothing >"Charisma Tank" responds: "There's nothing in there." >"Yep. This here is all the f---- I give >The Warlord throws it at the guy's head I don't know whether to be mad at the DM or kiss him Anonymous 11/13/11 (Sun)02:42 No.16934023 File 1321170164 ipg-(47 KB, 504x282, 1298087162608.jpg) Read it in his voice. "Thish ish all the fucksh I give." INDEED Anonymous 11/13/11 (Sun)02:47 No. 16934055 Your GM is great and he should feel great Anonymous 11/13/11 (Sun)02:49 No. 16934070 File 1321170591ipg-(18 KB, 400x259, 1313539764252.jpg) LIKEA BOSS

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The Patriarchy

File: Patriarchy_Tee grande.jpg (48 KB, 600x388) >> O Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)01:03:33 No.33350779 File: comedian.jpg (146 KB, 625x666) Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)00:15:43 No.3334994133349962 2333500182233350165233350461 2233350553 233350598 2233 What do rangers get bonuses against if they make this their favored enemy? >> Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)00:16:30 No.33349960> >> O Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)00:26:50 No.33350130 5 FAVORED ENEMY: O Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)01:17:08 No.33351003 File: 9fc.gif (466 KB. 352x259) >> PATRIARCHY File: 1403774553614.ipg (70 KB, 448x473) ー 5 The Patriarchy 10/10 >> O Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)01:14:47 No.33350961 5 /thread >> Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)01:18:25 No.33351029 File: bearded twink enjoys suck(...).ipg (24 KB, 500x333) >> O Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)00:16:35 No.33349962▶ 33349993>>33350130>>33350779 >>33350961>>33351003>> Illusions and Constructs

File: Patriarchy_Tee grande.jpg (48 KB, 600x388) >> O Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)01:03:33 No.33350779 File: comedian.jpg (146 KB, 625x666) Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)00:15:43 No.3334994133349962 2333500182233350165233350461 2233350553 233350598 2233 What do rangers get bonuses against if they make this their favored enemy? >> Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)00:16:30 No.33349960> >> O Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)00:26:50 No.33350130 5 FAVORED ENEMY: O Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)01:17:08 No.33351003 File: 9fc.gif (466 KB. 352x259) >> PATRIARCHY File: 1403774553614.ipg (70 KB, 448x473) ー 5 The Patriarchy 10/10 >> O Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)01:14:47 No.33350961 5 /thread >> Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)01:18:25 No.33351029 File: bearded twink enjoys suck(...).ipg (24 KB, 500x333) >> O Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)00:16:35 No.33349962▶ 33349993>>33350130>>33350779 >>33350961>>33351003>> Illusions and Constructs

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Anonymous 04/09/13(Tue)16:58 No.24150604 File: 1365541110452.png-(230 KB, 486x355, ElfReactionface.png) >Go to a dwarf concert >anvil solo >anvil solo >anvil solo >Horn blows, a hush falls I whisper "is the song finally going to start?" >"That WAS the song you daft wood-wearer!" Anonymous 04/09/13(Tue)17:04 No.24150692 File: 1365541483198.ipg-(78 KB, 640x426, 2439740655_6f581bc9be _z.jpg) S> >Go to a elf concert flute solo flute solo flute solo >Tapers off, a hush falls I shout "Is the song finally gonna s >"That WAS the song tart?!" you damn metal-mover 2aboveground4me

Anonymous 04/09/13(Tue)16:58 No.24150604 File: 1365541110452.png-(230 KB, 486x355, ElfReactionface.png) >Go to a dwarf concert >anvil solo >anvil solo >anvil solo >Horn blows, a hush falls I whisper "is the song finally going to start?" >"That WAS the song you daft wood-wearer!" Anonymous 04/09/13(Tue)17:04 No.24150692 File: 1365541483198.ipg-(78 KB, 640x426, 2439740655_6f581bc9be _z.jpg) S> >Go to a elf concert flute solo flute solo flute solo >Tapers off, a hush falls I shout "Is the song finally gonna s >"That WAS the song tart?!" you damn metal-mover 2aboveground4me

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The noodle incident - 3.5th edition

It's stuff like this that makes me want to learn how to play D&D.

It's stuff like this that makes me want to learn how to play D&D.

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File: 1382620337313,jpg-(47 KB, 296x341, 1358524981200 jpg) □ Anonymous 10/24/13(Thu)14:12 UTC+1 No.27914706 What's the dumbest question a player can ask his GM? D Anonymous 10/24/13(Thu)14:13 UTC+1 No.2791 4714 Replies: 27914727227914728 How do I roll dice? □ Anonymous 10/24/13(Thu) 14:14 UTC+1 No.27914727 >>27914714 I'm trying to come up with a question dumber than this. I'm struggling □ Anonymous 10/24/13(Thu)14:14 UTC+1 No.2791 4728 >27914714 1... Uh... Damn. Got it in one.

File: 1382620337313,jpg-(47 KB, 296x341, 1358524981200 jpg) □ Anonymous 10/24/13(Thu)14:12 UTC+1 No.27914706 What's the dumbest question a player can ask his GM? D Anonymous 10/24/13(Thu)14:13 UTC+1 No.2791 4714 Replies: 27914727227914728 How do I roll dice? □ Anonymous 10/24/13(Thu) 14:14 UTC+1 No.27914727 >>27914714 I'm trying to come up with a question dumber than this. I'm struggling □ Anonymous 10/24/13(Thu)14:14 UTC+1 No.2791 4728 >27914714 1... Uh... Damn. Got it in one.

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□ Anonymous 01/20/13(Sun)21:39 No.22705376 Replies: 222270543722227054392222710711 File: 1358735986481ipg-(130 KB, 1200x900, 1357416939083.jpg) GI P> >Look lady, you are missing your arm I am well within operational parameters Lady, you arm is f------ GONE I am currently going through modifications >In the middle of a firefight? I will have a better one presently >In the middle of a firefight?! I am quick with repairs And then she rips off some other robot arm and grafts it to herself Anonymous 01/20/13(Sun)21:43 No.22705437 O Replies: 2222705560 P> I was going for the relationship talk but I guess your version works as well □ Anonymous 01/20/13(Sun)21:53 No.22705560 O Replies: 2222705580 >22705437 If anything, she would take advantage of that because it makes her less replaceable. Hopefully. She would probably start stalking the dude and digging through his internet history to see what he likes and modify her body accordingly. □ Anonymous 01/20/13(Sun)21:54 No.22705580 Replies: 2222705599 >>22705560 Bam! Anime of the year! Anonymous 01/20/13(Sun)21:55 No.22705599 O Replies: 22227057872222705906 have discovered that you like a--- >So I got three Anonymous 01/20/13(Sun)22:08 No.22705787 | Replies: 22227058672222705906 22705599 >for optimal efficiency of arousal I have taken the liberty of placing all anuses in easy access and immediately visible locations Anonymous 01/20/13(Sun)22:13 No.22705867 I Replies: 2222705906 2322705911 2222705990 22705787 >What the f--- is this? A bucket, filled to capacity with artificial penises of varying type, shape, size, species, and color. >But WHY is there a bucket of d---- on my kitchen table?! Your bookmarks contain 13 different fetish sites relating to females also possessing male genitalia. I have filled this bucket with penises most similar to those of your most-viewed pictures. Choose your preferred penis or penises from the bucket >What the f---?! Choose your preferred penis or penises from the bucket

□ Anonymous 01/20/13(Sun)21:39 No.22705376 Replies: 222270543722227054392222710711 File: 1358735986481ipg-(130 KB, 1200x900, 1357416939083.jpg) GI P> >Look lady, you are missing your arm I am well within operational parameters Lady, you arm is f------ GONE I am currently going through modifications >In the middle of a firefight? I will have a better one presently >In the middle of a firefight?! I am quick with repairs And then she rips off some other robot arm and grafts it to herself Anonymous 01/20/13(Sun)21:43 No.22705437 O Replies: 2222705560 P> I was going for the relationship talk but I guess your version works as well □ Anonymous 01/20/13(Sun)21:53 No.22705560 O Replies: 2222705580 >22705437 If anything, she would take advantage of that because it makes her less replaceable. Hopefully. She would probably start stalking the dude and digging through his internet history to see what he likes and modify her body accordingly. □ Anonymous 01/20/13(Sun)21:54 No.22705580 Replies: 2222705599 >>22705560 Bam! Anime of the year! Anonymous 01/20/13(Sun)21:55 No.22705599 O Replies: 22227057872222705906 have discovered that you like a--- >So I got three Anonymous 01/20/13(Sun)22:08 No.22705787 | Replies: 22227058672222705906 22705599 >for optimal efficiency of arousal I have taken the liberty of placing all anuses in easy access and immediately visible locations Anonymous 01/20/13(Sun)22:13 No.22705867 I Replies: 2222705906 2322705911 2222705990 22705787 >What the f--- is this? A bucket, filled to capacity with artificial penises of varying type, shape, size, species, and color. >But WHY is there a bucket of d---- on my kitchen table?! Your bookmarks contain 13 different fetish sites relating to females also possessing male genitalia. I have filled this bucket with penises most similar to those of your most-viewed pictures. Choose your preferred penis or penises from the bucket >What the f---?! Choose your preferred penis or penises from the bucket

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