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The Onion @TheOnion 1h O U.S. Mint Introduces New Double-Stuf Quarters trib.al/1MWCJXC O 47 271.424 7.740 Replying to @TheOnion and Why????? What's it's worth??? .60??
The Onion @TheOnion 1h O U.S. Mint Introduces New Double-Stuf Quarters trib.al/1MWCJXC O 47 271.424 7.740 Replying to @TheOnion and Why????? What's it's worth??? .60??

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O) theonion o Christmas-Obsessed Woman Worships Christ Year-Round 37,597 likes theonion Visit link in bio for full story. Its called being a Christian 1 like 9h Reply
O) theonion o Christmas-Obsessed Woman Worships Christ Year-Round 37,597 likes theonion Visit link in bio for full story. Its called being a Christian 1 like 9h Reply

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Driver Kind Of Bummed To See Other Car He Been Driving Behind For A While Take Exit Off Highway and 63,541 others theonion Visit link in bio for full story. View all 741 comments This is stupid there is no full story and this isnt newsworthy
Driver Kind Of Bummed To See Other Car He Been Driving Behind For A While Take Exit Off Highway and 63,541 others theonion Visit link in bio for full story. View all 741 comments This is stupid there is no full story and this isnt newsworthy

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po000 T-Mobile ? 2:08 PM 89% Saturday at 8:29 PM · Edited t Why, America? Just why? Are DVD players and cameras more important than human life? Why do we desire earthly possessions more than each other? Will there ever come a day when America will be more than a blood- thirsty nation? Please America. Look up and see the hurt and lost and remember that 9/11 was a terroist attack. But this. .. this was us. My heart goes out to those grieving. Praying for y'all. 42 Million Dead In Bloodiest Black Friday Weekend On Record theonion.com News Feed Requests Messenger Notifications More
po000 T-Mobile ? 2:08 PM 89% Saturday at 8:29 PM · Edited t Why, America? Just why? Are DVD players and cameras more important than human life? Why do we desire earthly possessions more than each other? Will there ever come a day when America will be more than a blood- thirsty nation? Please America. Look up and see the hurt and lost and remember that 9/11 was a terroist attack. But this. .. this was us. My heart goes out to those grieving. Praying for y'all. 42 Million Dead In Bloodiest Black Friday Weekend On Record theonion.com News Feed Requests Messenger Notifications More

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O The Onion @TheOnion · Sep 13, 2018 FEMA Officials Panic After Accidentally Evacuating 1 Million Residents In Direction Of Hurricane trib.al/TfSg3ke How does someone make a mistake like that. O4 7:31 PM - Sep 13, 2018
O The Onion @TheOnion · Sep 13, 2018 FEMA Officials Panic After Accidentally Evacuating 1 Million Residents In Direction Of Hurricane trib.al/TfSg3ke How does someone make a mistake like that. O4 7:31 PM - Sep 13, 2018

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shared The Onion's photo. 30 mins · * And this is why I refuse to go to sea world A The Onion Yesterday at 4:35pm- SeaWorld Employees Place Orcas In Plastic Bags Of Water While Cleaning Tanks
shared The Onion's photo. 30 mins · * And this is why I refuse to go to sea world A The Onion Yesterday at 4:35pm- SeaWorld Employees Place Orcas In Plastic Bags Of Water While Cleaning Tanks

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The Onion @TheOnion · 6m Luke, Owen Wilson Recall Meeting On Set Of 'The Royal Tenenbaums' trib.al/zBVybMb 27 84 624 9. Replying to @TheOnion But they are brothers, they know each other 8:50 AM · Sep 20, 2019 · Twitter Web App
The Onion @TheOnion · 6m Luke, Owen Wilson Recall Meeting On Set Of 'The Royal Tenenbaums' trib.al/zBVybMb 27 84 624 9. Replying to @TheOnion But they are brothers, they know each other 8:50 AM · Sep 20, 2019 · Twitter Web App

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@TheOnion · 1h The Onion NASA Announces Plans To Launch Chimpanzee Into Sun trib.al/TSODmBa NASA 27 329 89 1.8K Replying to @TheOnion This can't be true???? They are going to kill this animal. Right? They just announced they're going to kill this animal and study the effects before he dies. That's what I just read, right? Cause this chimps gonna die!!!
@TheOnion · 1h The Onion NASA Announces Plans To Launch Chimpanzee Into Sun trib.al/TSODmBa NASA 27 329 89 1.8K Replying to @TheOnion This can't be true???? They are going to kill this animal. Right? They just announced they're going to kill this animal and study the effects before he dies. That's what I just read, right? Cause this chimps gonna die!!!

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55 mins 6 You've got to be kidding me! 2 hrs 6 This better not be true It's a British landmark, always will be and should remain as "Big Ben" Big Ben to be renamed Massive Mohammed from 2018 - The Rochdale Herald The R
55 mins 6 You've got to be kidding me! 2 hrs 6 This better not be true It's a British landmark, always will be and should remain as "Big Ben" Big Ben to be renamed Massive Mohammed from 2018 - The Rochdale Herald The R

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The Onion Deformed Freak Born Without Penis trib.al/HU3YIRE @TheOnion · 3m Q 8 t7 29 181 Follow Replying to @TheOnion Its called a girl ffs 6:51 AM - 1 Mar 2019
The Onion Deformed Freak Born Without Penis trib.al/HU3YIRE @TheOnion · 3m Q 8 t7 29 181 Follow Replying to @TheOnion Its called a girl ffs 6:51 AM - 1 Mar 2019

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Dripping Wet 7-Year-Old Gets On Hotel Elevator trib.al/v4G5bzh ELEVATOR 27312 39 4,009 Replying to @TheOnion What in the hell is this article about? Who cares? Why is this important and why did you waste your time and ours putting this on Twitter?
Dripping Wet 7-Year-Old Gets On Hotel Elevator trib.al/v4G5bzh ELEVATOR 27312 39 4,009 Replying to @TheOnion What in the hell is this article about? Who cares? Why is this important and why did you waste your time and ours putting this on Twitter?

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The Onion @TheOnion FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States trib.al/OGcUuxi قصاخل قهارشل| أطوتحت ا س فن ري م دتل برغل امرسلاون آلا رظت نن 10:04 AM · 7/25/19 · SocialFlow 213 Retweets 634 Likes Replying to @TheOnion Whatever. It won't be the United States collapsing..it'll be your biased reporting. 98 27
The Onion @TheOnion FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States trib.al/OGcUuxi قصاخل قهارشل| أطوتحت ا س فن ري م دتل برغل امرسلاون آلا رظت نن 10:04 AM · 7/25/19 · SocialFlow 213 Retweets 634 Likes Replying to @TheOnion Whatever. It won't be the United States collapsing..it'll be your biased reporting. 98 27

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Traditional Practice

The Onion @TheOnion British Royal Family Condemns Media's Ugly Attacks On Their Traditional Practice Of Sexual Abuse trib.al/T9oqHhC 19:46 · 07 Dec 19 · SocialFlow 423 Retweets 2,566 Likes
The Onion @TheOnion British Royal Family Condemns Media's Ugly Attacks On Their Traditional Practice Of Sexual Abuse trib.al/T9oqHhC 19:46 · 07 Dec 19 · SocialFlow 423 Retweets 2,566 Likes

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Four wheel flim flam

PANT! WHY DO US REGULAR FOLK HAVE TO WALK SO FAR... WHILE THEY JUST RIDE IN ANYWAY?? 201 SvCARE PARKING LOT НЕН НЕН НЕН! Z MALL TODAY'S PAMPERED DISABLED BELEAGUERED SHOPPERS WHIRRR! FOUR WHEEL FLIM FLAM
PANT! WHY DO US REGULAR FOLK HAVE TO WALK SO FAR... WHILE THEY JUST RIDE IN ANYWAY?? 201 SvCARE PARKING LOT НЕН НЕН НЕН! Z MALL TODAY'S PAMPERED DISABLED BELEAGUERED SHOPPERS WHIRRR! FOUR WHEEL FLIM FLAM

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Can't get there from Ear

Can't Get There From Ear AMERICA VICTIM OF HIGHWAY ROBBERY! DID SOMEONE STEAL YOUR TRUCK? WORSE MY FUEL! ҚaL9 C2oos ONION SYNDICATE "FEED THE WORLD" HEADQUARTERS POTENTIAL СНEАР ETHANOL VROOM! MUNCH MUNCH GREEDY AFRICAN CHILDREN GRAND THEFT CORN.
Can't Get There From Ear AMERICA VICTIM OF HIGHWAY ROBBERY! DID SOMEONE STEAL YOUR TRUCK? WORSE MY FUEL! ҚaL9 C2oos ONION SYNDICATE "FEED THE WORLD" HEADQUARTERS POTENTIAL СНEАР ETHANOL VROOM! MUNCH MUNCH GREEDY AFRICAN CHILDREN GRAND THEFT CORN.

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Scientists disrespects Innocent Drowning Victims

KelLy MEANWHILE: 2o IN ORDER TO SURVIVE, WE MUST CONSERVE WATER BLUB BLUB BLUB 2 2 5 INNOCENT DROWNING KNOW-IT-ALL SCIENTISTS VICTIMS DRIP oo.
KelLy MEANWHILE: 2o IN ORDER TO SURVIVE, WE MUST CONSERVE WATER BLUB BLUB BLUB 2 2 5 INNOCENT DROWNING KNOW-IT-ALL SCIENTISTS VICTIMS DRIP oo.

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The Onion @TheO. 11.03.19 Tucker Carlson Spends Entire Show Screaming Over Child Bride He Invited On To Debate Him trib.al/ QUVEVWC Tucker Carlson t2.065 10,1K 81 12.03.19 So what's your point she was acting like an a------ sometimes truly children should be seen and not heard 4 1 ‑ Зh Weird how you know she was an a------ when the segment never actually happened. 1 1 Зh don't know what you talkin about 2 Зh The onion is a satire news organization, they make up stories for comedy. The fact that you pretended to know exactly what happened during the interview when it never existed is pretty comical. 5
The Onion @TheO. 11.03.19 Tucker Carlson Spends Entire Show Screaming Over Child Bride He Invited On To Debate Him trib.al/ QUVEVWC Tucker Carlson t2.065 10,1K 81 12.03.19 So what's your point she was acting like an a------ sometimes truly children should be seen and not heard 4 1 ‑ Зh Weird how you know she was an a------ when the segment never actually happened. 1 1 Зh don't know what you talkin about 2 Зh The onion is a satire news organization, they make up stories for comedy. The fact that you pretended to know exactly what happened during the interview when it never existed is pretty comical. 5

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john bolton fired #13

The Onion @TheOnion America Ends Negotiations With Bloodthirsty Warlord: A Look Back At John Bolton's Time In The Trump Administration trib.al/fDtWIXQ
The Onion @TheOnion America Ends Negotiations With Bloodthirsty Warlord: A Look Back At John Bolton's Time In The Trump Administration trib.al/fDtWIXQ

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When reality trolls too hard

the ONION America's Finest News Source Breaking News: The Onion on the verge of collapse after not being able to make up s--- that is more idiotic than current reality.
the ONION America's Finest News Source Breaking News: The Onion on the verge of collapse after not being able to make up s--- that is more idiotic than current reality.

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Kids from powerful families always get a head start in life

theonion Report Reveals Jesus Christ May Have Benefited From Father's Influential Position To Gain High-Powered Role As Lord And Savior
theonion Report Reveals Jesus Christ May Have Benefited From Father's Influential Position To Gain High-Powered Role As Lord And Savior

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