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@TheOnion · 1h The Onion NASA Announces Plans To Launch Chimpanzee Into Sun trib.al/TSODmBa NASA 27 329 89 1.8K Replying to @TheOnion This can't be true???? They are going to kill this animal. Right? They just announced they're going to kill this animal and study the effects before he dies. That's what I just read, right? Cause this chimps gonna die!!!

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