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The Onion 37 mins · O "What the hell am I supposed to do for the next six hours?" LOCAL.THEONION.COM All Of Man's Time-Wasting Websites Exhausted Before Lunch How about reading a fecking book for once? Damn millennials. Like Reply 24 m
The Onion 37 mins · O "What the hell am I supposed to do for the next six hours?" LOCAL.THEONION.COM All Of Man's Time-Wasting Websites Exhausted Before Lunch How about reading a fecking book for once? Damn millennials. Like Reply 24 m

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@TheOnion 5h God Admits He Rarely Forgives trib.al/ The Onion IYHFV9B 27430 32 2,564 Replying to @TheOnion bull news!!
@TheOnion 5h God Admits He Rarely Forgives trib.al/ The Onion IYHFV9B 27430 32 2,564 Replying to @TheOnion bull news!!

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Yesterday at 4:59 PM • 8 THEONION.COM Popular New Amazon Service Just Comes To Your House And Kills You לן Like Share Comment Wait is this actually real? 15h Haha Reply e r/atetheo...
Yesterday at 4:59 PM • 8 THEONION.COM Popular New Amazon Service Just Comes To Your House And Kills You לן Like Share Comment Wait is this actually real? 15h Haha Reply e r/atetheo...

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McDonald's Announces New Spearmint After-Dinner Big Mac trib.al/DWjddll i'm lovin' it O1,260 L76,988 ♡ 18.5K 1, Replying to @TheOnion Who Wants Their Burger To Taste Like Spearmint??? Who????
McDonald's Announces New Spearmint After-Dinner Big Mac trib.al/DWjddll i'm lovin' it O1,260 L76,988 ♡ 18.5K 1, Replying to @TheOnion Who Wants Their Burger To Taste Like Spearmint??? Who????

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The Onion @TheOnion 1h O U.S. Mint Introduces New Double-Stuf Quarters trib.al/1MWCJXC O 47 271.424 7.740 Replying to @TheOnion and Why????? What's it's worth??? .60??
The Onion @TheOnion 1h O U.S. Mint Introduces New Double-Stuf Quarters trib.al/1MWCJXC O 47 271.424 7.740 Replying to @TheOnion and Why????? What's it's worth??? .60??

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O) theonion o Christmas-Obsessed Woman Worships Christ Year-Round 37,597 likes theonion Visit link in bio for full story. Its called being a Christian 1 like 9h Reply
O) theonion o Christmas-Obsessed Woman Worships Christ Year-Round 37,597 likes theonion Visit link in bio for full story. Its called being a Christian 1 like 9h Reply

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Driver Kind Of Bummed To See Other Car He Been Driving Behind For A While Take Exit Off Highway and 63,541 others theonion Visit link in bio for full story. View all 741 comments This is stupid there is no full story and this isnt newsworthy
Driver Kind Of Bummed To See Other Car He Been Driving Behind For A While Take Exit Off Highway and 63,541 others theonion Visit link in bio for full story. View all 741 comments This is stupid there is no full story and this isnt newsworthy

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po000 T-Mobile ? 2:08 PM 89% Saturday at 8:29 PM · Edited t Why, America? Just why? Are DVD players and cameras more important than human life? Why do we desire earthly possessions more than each other? Will there ever come a day when America will be more than a blood- thirsty nation? Please America. Look up and see the hurt and lost and remember that 9/11 was a terroist attack. But this. .. this was us. My heart goes out to those grieving. Praying for y'all. 42 Million Dead In Bloodiest Black Friday Weekend On Record theonion.com News Feed Requests Messenger Notifications More
po000 T-Mobile ? 2:08 PM 89% Saturday at 8:29 PM · Edited t Why, America? Just why? Are DVD players and cameras more important than human life? Why do we desire earthly possessions more than each other? Will there ever come a day when America will be more than a blood- thirsty nation? Please America. Look up and see the hurt and lost and remember that 9/11 was a terroist attack. But this. .. this was us. My heart goes out to those grieving. Praying for y'all. 42 Million Dead In Bloodiest Black Friday Weekend On Record theonion.com News Feed Requests Messenger Notifications More

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O The Onion @TheOnion · Sep 13, 2018 FEMA Officials Panic After Accidentally Evacuating 1 Million Residents In Direction Of Hurricane trib.al/TfSg3ke How does someone make a mistake like that. O4 7:31 PM - Sep 13, 2018
O The Onion @TheOnion · Sep 13, 2018 FEMA Officials Panic After Accidentally Evacuating 1 Million Residents In Direction Of Hurricane trib.al/TfSg3ke How does someone make a mistake like that. O4 7:31 PM - Sep 13, 2018

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shared The Onion's photo. 30 mins · * And this is why I refuse to go to sea world A The Onion Yesterday at 4:35pm- SeaWorld Employees Place Orcas In Plastic Bags Of Water While Cleaning Tanks
shared The Onion's photo. 30 mins · * And this is why I refuse to go to sea world A The Onion Yesterday at 4:35pm- SeaWorld Employees Place Orcas In Plastic Bags Of Water While Cleaning Tanks

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The Onion @TheOnion · 6m Luke, Owen Wilson Recall Meeting On Set Of 'The Royal Tenenbaums' trib.al/zBVybMb 27 84 624 9. Replying to @TheOnion But they are brothers, they know each other 8:50 AM · Sep 20, 2019 · Twitter Web App
The Onion @TheOnion · 6m Luke, Owen Wilson Recall Meeting On Set Of 'The Royal Tenenbaums' trib.al/zBVybMb 27 84 624 9. Replying to @TheOnion But they are brothers, they know each other 8:50 AM · Sep 20, 2019 · Twitter Web App

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@TheOnion · 1h The Onion NASA Announces Plans To Launch Chimpanzee Into Sun trib.al/TSODmBa NASA 27 329 89 1.8K Replying to @TheOnion This can't be true???? They are going to kill this animal. Right? They just announced they're going to kill this animal and study the effects before he dies. That's what I just read, right? Cause this chimps gonna die!!!
@TheOnion · 1h The Onion NASA Announces Plans To Launch Chimpanzee Into Sun trib.al/TSODmBa NASA 27 329 89 1.8K Replying to @TheOnion This can't be true???? They are going to kill this animal. Right? They just announced they're going to kill this animal and study the effects before he dies. That's what I just read, right? Cause this chimps gonna die!!!

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55 mins 6 You've got to be kidding me! 2 hrs 6 This better not be true It's a British landmark, always will be and should remain as "Big Ben" Big Ben to be renamed Massive Mohammed from 2018 - The Rochdale Herald The R
55 mins 6 You've got to be kidding me! 2 hrs 6 This better not be true It's a British landmark, always will be and should remain as "Big Ben" Big Ben to be renamed Massive Mohammed from 2018 - The Rochdale Herald The R

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big ben london renaming /r/atetheonion

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The Onion Deformed Freak Born Without Penis trib.al/HU3YIRE @TheOnion · 3m Q 8 t7 29 181 Follow Replying to @TheOnion Its called a girl ffs 6:51 AM - 1 Mar 2019
The Onion Deformed Freak Born Without Penis trib.al/HU3YIRE @TheOnion · 3m Q 8 t7 29 181 Follow Replying to @TheOnion Its called a girl ffs 6:51 AM - 1 Mar 2019

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Dripping Wet 7-Year-Old Gets On Hotel Elevator trib.al/v4G5bzh ELEVATOR 27312 39 4,009 Replying to @TheOnion What in the hell is this article about? Who cares? Why is this important and why did you waste your time and ours putting this on Twitter?
Dripping Wet 7-Year-Old Gets On Hotel Elevator trib.al/v4G5bzh ELEVATOR 27312 39 4,009 Replying to @TheOnion What in the hell is this article about? Who cares? Why is this important and why did you waste your time and ours putting this on Twitter?

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The Onion @TheOnion FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States trib.al/OGcUuxi قصاخل قهارشل| أطوتحت ا س فن ري م دتل برغل امرسلاون آلا رظت نن 10:04 AM · 7/25/19 · SocialFlow 213 Retweets 634 Likes Replying to @TheOnion Whatever. It won't be the United States collapsing..it'll be your biased reporting. 98 27
The Onion @TheOnion FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States trib.al/OGcUuxi قصاخل قهارشل| أطوتحت ا س فن ري م دتل برغل امرسلاون آلا رظت نن 10:04 AM · 7/25/19 · SocialFlow 213 Retweets 634 Likes Replying to @TheOnion Whatever. It won't be the United States collapsing..it'll be your biased reporting. 98 27

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Traditional Practice

The Onion @TheOnion British Royal Family Condemns Media's Ugly Attacks On Their Traditional Practice Of Sexual Abuse trib.al/T9oqHhC 19:46 · 07 Dec 19 · SocialFlow 423 Retweets 2,566 Likes
The Onion @TheOnion British Royal Family Condemns Media's Ugly Attacks On Their Traditional Practice Of Sexual Abuse trib.al/T9oqHhC 19:46 · 07 Dec 19 · SocialFlow 423 Retweets 2,566 Likes

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PANT! WHY DO US REGULAR FOLK HAVE TO WALK SO FAR... WHILE THEY JUST RIDE IN ANYWAY?? 201 SvCARE PARKING LOT НЕН НЕН НЕН! Z MALL TODAY'S PAMPERED DISABLED BELEAGUERED SHOPPERS WHIRRR! FOUR WHEEL FLIM FLAM
PANT! WHY DO US REGULAR FOLK HAVE TO WALK SO FAR... WHILE THEY JUST RIDE IN ANYWAY?? 201 SvCARE PARKING LOT НЕН НЕН НЕН! Z MALL TODAY'S PAMPERED DISABLED BELEAGUERED SHOPPERS WHIRRR! FOUR WHEEL FLIM FLAM

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Can't get there from Ear

Can't Get There From Ear AMERICA VICTIM OF HIGHWAY ROBBERY! DID SOMEONE STEAL YOUR TRUCK? WORSE MY FUEL! ҚaL9 C2oos ONION SYNDICATE "FEED THE WORLD" HEADQUARTERS POTENTIAL СНEАР ETHANOL VROOM! MUNCH MUNCH GREEDY AFRICAN CHILDREN GRAND THEFT CORN.
Can't Get There From Ear AMERICA VICTIM OF HIGHWAY ROBBERY! DID SOMEONE STEAL YOUR TRUCK? WORSE MY FUEL! ҚaL9 C2oos ONION SYNDICATE "FEED THE WORLD" HEADQUARTERS POTENTIAL СНEАР ETHANOL VROOM! MUNCH MUNCH GREEDY AFRICAN CHILDREN GRAND THEFT CORN.

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