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I see they learned their lesson from the documentary, take care of your pets. Sauce: http://www.theonion.com/graphic/seaworld-employees-place-orcas-plastic-bags-water--51818
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Government to confiscate one person's guns

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Latest Online Security Breach Forces Mom To Change Post-It NEWS IN PHOTOS Local Technology Internet ISSUE 50 31 Aug 7, 2014 Share on Twitter gt Share on Facebook 27.1K 885 242
Latest Online Security Breach Forces Mom To Change Post-It NEWS IN PHOTOS Local Technology Internet ISSUE 50 31 Aug 7, 2014 Share on Twitter gt Share on Facebook 27.1K 885 242

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A important life lesson

HR Sends Out Reminder Email About Not Scrawling Revenge' In Blood In Conference Room NEWS IN BRIEF September 12, 2014 VOL 50 ISSUE 36 Local Mental Health Workplace ONION VIDE JEFFREYP TOP NEWS 6-Year-Old Dat:a Entertaining Off Agencies SPOKANE, WA-After the eighth such incident this year, Vista Consulting Partners human resources director Beth Shumaker sent out a company-wide email Thursday reminding employees not to scrawl the word "revenge" in blood across any surface in the conference room. "Most of you are already familiar with this rule, but just as a refresher, it's directly against company policy for an employee to use blood to write revenge' on the conference room walls, door, or table," wrote Shumaker, emphasizing that it did not matter if the word was rendered in human or animal blood. "Remember that we all use this room, and it's inconsiderate to force your colleagues to delay their meeting to scrub revenge' off the whiteboard or windows." Shumaker added that any employee who wanted revenge should simply carve the word into the forehead of his or her supervisor.
HR Sends Out Reminder Email About Not Scrawling Revenge' In Blood In Conference Room NEWS IN BRIEF September 12, 2014 VOL 50 ISSUE 36 Local Mental Health Workplace ONION VIDE JEFFREYP TOP NEWS 6-Year-Old Dat:a Entertaining Off Agencies SPOKANE, WA-After the eighth such incident this year, Vista Consulting Partners human resources director Beth Shumaker sent out a company-wide email Thursday reminding employees not to scrawl the word "revenge" in blood across any surface in the conference room. "Most of you are already familiar with this rule, but just as a refresher, it's directly against company policy for an employee to use blood to write revenge' on the conference room walls, door, or table," wrote Shumaker, emphasizing that it did not matter if the word was rendered in human or animal blood. "Remember that we all use this room, and it's inconsiderate to force your colleagues to delay their meeting to scrub revenge' off the whiteboard or windows." Shumaker added that any employee who wanted revenge should simply carve the word into the forehead of his or her supervisor.

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"FIFA Frantically Announces 2015 Summer World Cup In The United States: Global Soccer Tournament To Kick Off In America Later This Afternoon"

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U.S. Mint Introduces New Double-Stuf Quarters

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Health experts

Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back NEWS IN BRIEF Health Fitness Lifestyle ISSUE 51.05 Feb 6,2015 f Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
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Majority of God's blessings burn up on entry into atmosphere

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Area Man Willing To Give Up Any Of Muslims' Rights Necessary To Feel Safe NEWS IN BRIEF Local Religion Civil Rights ISSUE 51.02.Jan 15, 2015 Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
Area Man Willing To Give Up Any Of Muslims' Rights Necessary To Feel Safe NEWS IN BRIEF Local Religion Civil Rights ISSUE 51.02.Jan 15, 2015 Share on Facebook Share on Twitter

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Man Looks On Helplessly As Friend Tells Him Story He's Already Heard NEWS IN BRIEF Local Friends ISSUE 51.01 Jan 9,2015 13 g* Share on Facebook 14 Share on Twitter
Man Looks On Helplessly As Friend Tells Him Story He's Already Heard NEWS IN BRIEF Local Friends ISSUE 51.01 Jan 9,2015 13 g* Share on Facebook 14 Share on Twitter

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World's Oldest Woman Tust Pleased Everv Other Human On Earth When She Was Born Now Dead NEWS IN BRIEF Human Interest Senior Citizens. Lifestyle ISSUE 50.49 Dec 8, 2014 Share on Twitter Share on Facebook
World's Oldest Woman Tust Pleased Everv Other Human On Earth When She Was Born Now Dead NEWS IN BRIEF Human Interest Senior Citizens. Lifestyle ISSUE 50.49 Dec 8, 2014 Share on Twitter Share on Facebook

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