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Here's the Golden Penis Throne | Tinder
![< Edit 100% Dating me will look like Unusual skills View Kicking things out of airplanes.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/738/671/5f4.jpeg)
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He liked my profile. I'm 36. I feel so special | Tinder
![5:22 Brady Q Looking for Short-term, open to long Monogamy Ethical non-monogamy Open relationship 66 About Me I lean toward younger women (23-35 last gf-24). Been called a DILF. Sigma male (read introverted alpha). Social media influencer (my fb fanpage 400,000+), currently working on audio versions of 3 childrens books I completed last year. Resting bitch face...but sooper sweet ;). High-level but only partially trained (French) cook, biz owner, house on the creek. I am Daughtrey in Kenny Chesney's body and can sing almost as well as them and can cook better. Sapiosexual...part-time scoundrel. B Essentials 56 mile IMME 165cm ||| × | 36% | O ●●●](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/738/655/935.jpeg)
![5:22 Brady Q Looking for Short-term, open to long Monogamy Ethical non-monogamy Open relationship 66 About Me I lean toward younger women (23-35 last gf-24). Been called a DILF. Sigma male (read introverted alpha). Social media influencer (my fb fanpage 400,000+), currently working on audio versions of 3 childrens books I completed last year. Resting bitch face...but sooper sweet ;). High-level but only partially trained (French) cook, biz owner, house on the creek. I am Daughtrey in Kenny Chesney's body and can sing almost as well as them and can cook better. Sapiosexual...part-time scoundrel. B Essentials 56 mile IMME 165cm ||| × | 36% | O ●●●](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/738/655/935.jpeg)
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I will ghost you | Tinder
![White Catholicism It's important Conservative Self-employed In college English Y Ketogenic Doesn't smoke cigarettes Doesn't drink | Never smokes marijuana Doesn't have kids but wants them Has dog(s) Looking for men | Long-term dating My self-summary I'm a traditional domestic girl. I will ghost you if you tell me you watch anime to get cultured or if you tell me you eat spinach to get big. I will also ghost you if you tell me you're catholic and then try to persuade me that p$rn is healthy. I'm not interested in s%x before marriage.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/738/625/88f.jpeg)
![White Catholicism It's important Conservative Self-employed In college English Y Ketogenic Doesn't smoke cigarettes Doesn't drink | Never smokes marijuana Doesn't have kids but wants them Has dog(s) Looking for men | Long-term dating My self-summary I'm a traditional domestic girl. I will ghost you if you tell me you watch anime to get cultured or if you tell me you eat spinach to get big. I will also ghost you if you tell me you're catholic and then try to persuade me that p$rn is healthy. I'm not interested in s%x before marriage.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/738/625/88f.jpeg)
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This is what guys are competing with. | Tinder
![< 12:52 Jason (Bumble) > Ok want to know what I'd do if I had free reign from you to do anything? Haha Alright well I'd tape it for sure. Give you a tonne of mdma and then come cocaine to keep you going haha. Lay you on the bed and kiss you hard. Then I'd go behind your head and facefuck you until I'm completely inside your mouth and I'd do it as hard as I could to see if you could take it. Then with it still in your mouth I'd reach down, put a tonne of lube in your p---- and stick a coke can inside and f--- you with it while you're still getting facefucked haha. Then I'd tape your p---- so you can see how it looks and then your face so you can see your eyes crossed and you slurring haha Then I'd send it to that guy who dumped you so I could show off my amazingly crazy gf and what he's missing haha A A Sure, I'd like to know Text Message (O) Ⓡ ↑](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/738/624/fe3.jpeg)
![< 12:52 Jason (Bumble) > Ok want to know what I'd do if I had free reign from you to do anything? Haha Alright well I'd tape it for sure. Give you a tonne of mdma and then come cocaine to keep you going haha. Lay you on the bed and kiss you hard. Then I'd go behind your head and facefuck you until I'm completely inside your mouth and I'd do it as hard as I could to see if you could take it. Then with it still in your mouth I'd reach down, put a tonne of lube in your p---- and stick a coke can inside and f--- you with it while you're still getting facefucked haha. Then I'd tape your p---- so you can see how it looks and then your face so you can see your eyes crossed and you slurring haha Then I'd send it to that guy who dumped you so I could show off my amazingly crazy gf and what he's missing haha A A Sure, I'd like to know Text Message (O) Ⓡ ↑](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/738/624/fe3.jpeg)
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Judge my profile? | Tinder
![21:34 MEDIA Edit X THE Smart Photos X X PHOTO OPTIONS Edit info X X X Preview Done X X + Smart Photos continuously tests all your profile photos and picks the best one to show first.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/738/623/2bf.jpeg)
![21:34 MEDIA Edit X THE Smart Photos X X PHOTO OPTIONS Edit info X X X Preview Done X X + Smart Photos continuously tests all your profile photos and picks the best one to show first.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/738/623/2bf.jpeg)
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I am in the background of someone's "You had to be there" photo | Tinder
![MA You had to be there EXIT THE I think that's me on the left. At Sammy's, right?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/738/525/bb6.jpeg)
![MA You had to be there EXIT THE I think that's me on the left. At Sammy's, right?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/738/525/bb6.jpeg)
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This prompt seems like it could lead to a delightful conversation | Tinder
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Am i stupid? literally what does this mean | Tinder
![Do you have the steering wheel accessorie Today 12:08 AM Today 8:02 AM what do you mean? Come one yk what I mean Sent](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/738/442/77f.jpeg)
![Do you have the steering wheel accessorie Today 12:08 AM Today 8:02 AM what do you mean? Come one yk what I mean Sent](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/738/442/77f.jpeg)
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honestly the stuff i come up with is crazy sometimes | Tinder
![Wed 10, Jan 18:19 YOUR HAIR!!!? why do we kinda look a like our hair!!!?!??!?! your hair?? u tryna say i look like a girl? smh my head yes in the best possible way as you should okay i will choose to take that as a compliment i also think you look like a girl in the best possible way](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/738/397/71a.jpeg)
![Wed 10, Jan 18:19 YOUR HAIR!!!? why do we kinda look a like our hair!!!?!??!?! your hair?? u tryna say i look like a girl? smh my head yes in the best possible way as you should okay i will choose to take that as a compliment i also think you look like a girl in the best possible way](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/738/397/71a.jpeg)
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I was going to make a joke about me being "in her divine feminine energy," but even that sounded pri...
![Tactually πανειιπcaru και UHIC NCIVIC IUI I did lol : X If you smiled I count it a success Well good So what are you looking for on bumble, Caity? yesterday An older man to take care of me, and make my life less difficult treat me how I truly deserve to be treated and spoiled me with in reason so I can just be in my divine feminine energy the way, I'm truly meant to to be Well i wish i could say I'm the right guy for you, but I'm not. I do wish you the best in finding someone. Cheers!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/738/358/f7b.png)
![Tactually πανειιπcaru και UHIC NCIVIC IUI I did lol : X If you smiled I count it a success Well good So what are you looking for on bumble, Caity? yesterday An older man to take care of me, and make my life less difficult treat me how I truly deserve to be treated and spoiled me with in reason so I can just be in my divine feminine energy the way, I'm truly meant to to be Well i wish i could say I'm the right guy for you, but I'm not. I do wish you the best in finding someone. Cheers!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/738/358/f7b.png)
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What a place for a pic | Tinder
![tinder 26 Looking for Still figuring it out 3 × LO 17 88 I](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/738/260/949.jpeg)
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I can’t tell if we’re talking about normal cake or not | Tinder
![That sounds really good too though Just like a very moist cake Like Mexican tres leches Mmhmm Just the way it should be The lord the better Type a message You haven't tried my cake though GIF Normal cake is to dry to me My cakes are so moist and full with fruit, they're always battling gravity *more Exactly It's a white persons tres leches What's yours like Sent Send](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/738/257/621.jpeg)
![That sounds really good too though Just like a very moist cake Like Mexican tres leches Mmhmm Just the way it should be The lord the better Type a message You haven't tried my cake though GIF Normal cake is to dry to me My cakes are so moist and full with fruit, they're always battling gravity *more Exactly It's a white persons tres leches What's yours like Sent Send](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/738/257/621.jpeg)
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I didn't think it was that bad :( | Tinder
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My new tinder profile | Tinder
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There were no watermelons in my profile | Tinder
![< 3:17 YOU MATCHED WITH ON 9/24/23 Nice watermelons, can I juice them Type a message 100 You're literally the worst person ever right now + Sent Send](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/738/179/224.jpeg)
![< 3:17 YOU MATCHED WITH ON 9/24/23 Nice watermelons, can I juice them Type a message 100 You're literally the worst person ever right now + Sent Send](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/738/179/224.jpeg)
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“I’m actually here to tell you that you’re right, men are f$&k$ng trash” | Tinder
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