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Hopeful 43 104 kilometres away Looking for New friends + About me Are you a kind-hearted, respectful, intelligent, athletic, healthy man between 25-45 able to help me, altruistically, realise a dream of motherhood? Preferably tall, light eyed, driven, achiever, creative. **You'd be a genetic father, not a parent (you'd have no rights/responsibility). Prefer open to some contact, if the child wants. If loving father already, even better! You'll be open to questions and tests. No smoker/drug users. Basics Masters I want children Thoughtful gestures INFJ

Hopeful 43 104 kilometres away Looking for New friends + About me Are you a kind-hearted, respectful, intelligent, athletic, healthy man between 25-45 able to help me, altruistically, realise a dream of motherhood? Preferably tall, light eyed, driven, achiever, creative. **You'd be a genetic father, not a parent (you'd have no rights/responsibility). Prefer open to some contact, if the child wants. If loving father already, even better! You'll be open to questions and tests. No smoker/drug users. Basics Masters I want children Thoughtful gestures INFJ

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4:43 ◆tinder New here Liam 28 ✓ Currently in the hospital because I got run over by a cop S × Ha 99+

4:43 ◆tinder New here Liam 28 ✓ Currently in the hospital because I got run over by a cop S × Ha 99+

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11:04 × Las Vegas, Nevada Mecca, 31 Exact match This person meets all your preferences. 5' Am funny, energetic, love to work out, read ,write. Love to dance,sing. Am incarcerated Looking for a friend or pen-pal to talk to because it's bored in here. Easy to get a long with. Looking for chatting, friendship, something casual Located in Las Vegas, Nevada Has kids Reading & Writing Singing & Voice See all > X Gym & Fitness Writing 56 Song & Music Creation

11:04 × Las Vegas, Nevada Mecca, 31 Exact match This person meets all your preferences. 5' Am funny, energetic, love to work out, read ,write. Love to dance,sing. Am incarcerated Looking for a friend or pen-pal to talk to because it's bored in here. Easy to get a long with. Looking for chatting, friendship, something casual Located in Las Vegas, Nevada Has kids Reading & Writing Singing & Voice See all > X Gym & Fitness Writing 56 Song & Music Creation

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About Me Once upon a time in the world of coitus a little sperm went on and adventure to the island of c----- but got lost along the way and ended up stranded in the middle of the uterine ocean with nothing but an ovum for company. They spent 9 months growing together and at the end of their time together they took the canal of birth into the real world. Anyway. Here I am Prompts 66 My biography would probably be called... Painfully average and violently uncomfortable 66 If I had 20 minutes left to live, I would... F--- your mom. Basics X

About Me Once upon a time in the world of coitus a little sperm went on and adventure to the island of c----- but got lost along the way and ended up stranded in the middle of the uterine ocean with nothing but an ovum for company. They spent 9 months growing together and at the end of their time together they took the canal of birth into the real world. Anyway. Here I am Prompts 66 My biography would probably be called... Painfully average and violently uncomfortable 66 If I had 20 minutes left to live, I would... F--- your mom. Basics X

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I think I’ll pass. My dick doesn’t build mansions. | Tinder

9:37 1 private detective & Straight Woman Lives in East Pittsburgh 12 miles away Looking for Long-term partner + About Me Justice for Johnny Depp.... I do not like alcoholics I do not like drug addicts and I do not like men who think that their d--- is offering something if all you have is your d--- to offer move along like your life depends on it I'm not on here looking for random sexual acts won't happen guarantee it won't happen.. your d--- means nothing unless your d--- can build me a mansion made out of gold keep it moving do not ask to text my phone Basics Cancer Lifestyle Smoker My Inter X Hiking Walking Movies Astrology

9:37 1 private detective & Straight Woman Lives in East Pittsburgh 12 miles away Looking for Long-term partner + About Me Justice for Johnny Depp.... I do not like alcoholics I do not like drug addicts and I do not like men who think that their d--- is offering something if all you have is your d--- to offer move along like your life depends on it I'm not on here looking for random sexual acts won't happen guarantee it won't happen.. your d--- means nothing unless your d--- can build me a mansion made out of gold keep it moving do not ask to text my phone Basics Cancer Lifestyle Smoker My Inter X Hiking Walking Movies Astrology

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country/visiting friends. Liked your answer Today 5:16 PM Start the chat with Today 5:18 PM Hi . You seem well traveled based off your pictures. What's been your favorite destination so far? Send a messag Hi, nice to meet you.l am eager to make new friends and hopefully find a soul mate. However, due to time constraints, I rarely check messages here. If you don't mind, please leave your phone number and hopefully we can get to know each other better Sent

country/visiting friends. Liked your answer Today 5:16 PM Start the chat with Today 5:18 PM Hi . You seem well traveled based off your pictures. What's been your favorite destination so far? Send a messag Hi, nice to meet you.l am eager to make new friends and hopefully find a soul mate. However, due to time constraints, I rarely check messages here. If you don't mind, please leave your phone number and hopefully we can get to know each other better Sent

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On my profile it says if you are shorter than me you have to call me mommy and let me step on you as...

6:13 O Caleb Today 5:26 PM I'm not under 5'2, can I still call you mommy and have you step on me Perfect, taking that as a yes 100 Oh god this has awakened something inside of me Now go take out the trash young man! on it right now Today 6:04 PM GIF Type a message... 36% 1 I SAID NOW! Good boy Sent SEND

6:13 O Caleb Today 5:26 PM I'm not under 5'2, can I still call you mommy and have you step on me Perfect, taking that as a yes 100 Oh god this has awakened something inside of me Now go take out the trash young man! on it right now Today 6:04 PM GIF Type a message... 36% 1 I SAID NOW! Good boy Sent SEND

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& Straight Woman 32 km away About I'm f----- up, I get obsessed to my partners d---... S--- not just an obsession but addiction more like a cockain drug, I'm so controlling & abusive. I believe in punishments, I don't mind spending thousands to my partner, yeah imma spoil you bitch, get you expensive tekkies & jackets, ex expensive watch, play station, Heineken / hot stuff, and some cash to go chill with your jittas. But you cheat, you get whole 3 bullets in your skull Independent, wine lover & no friends!! Passions Picnicking ||| X O ne r

& Straight Woman 32 km away About I'm f----- up, I get obsessed to my partners d---... S--- not just an obsession but addiction more like a cockain drug, I'm so controlling & abusive. I believe in punishments, I don't mind spending thousands to my partner, yeah imma spoil you bitch, get you expensive tekkies & jackets, ex expensive watch, play station, Heineken / hot stuff, and some cash to go chill with your jittas. But you cheat, you get whole 3 bullets in your skull Independent, wine lover & no friends!! Passions Picnicking ||| X O ne r

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About Me I have high standards so listen up bitches: You MUST be taller than 8ft. Preferably you are unable to read and will NEVER try to teach me how to read. You SHALL be a conspiracy theorist. You MUST be able to lift a car unassisted or do you even lift bro?? You must have AT LEAST 2 pure & healthy kidneys. And you MUST be willing to be big spoon or have a chest parking space for my face as needed, non negotiable. I am most definitely worth it (probably, maybe, not likely) @ Prompts 66 The first item on my bucket list is... Get embodied with the power of the tesseract and become the scarlet witch or learn how to Jean Grey

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2:59 Durham University & Straight 20 miles away Looking for Still figuring it out About Me I am looking for a cuddle buddy 1. We meet on Monday, at 20:00 2. I sleep over at your place 3. We talk, drink wine, listen to music, and mainly cuddle 4. Sex is optional, but I know it is what you want 5. NO <commitment, life involvement, emotional support> 6. YES <physical attachment, fun time, respect> 7. I can give you a good massage 8. I leave your place in the following morning after a cuppa 9. We only text to check the availability 10. Touchy, chill, positive, easy-going person only plz Lifestyle Socially on weekends Often Basics Better ( X My Interests Non-smoker uch

2:59 Durham University & Straight 20 miles away Looking for Still figuring it out About Me I am looking for a cuddle buddy 1. We meet on Monday, at 20:00 2. I sleep over at your place 3. We talk, drink wine, listen to music, and mainly cuddle 4. Sex is optional, but I know it is what you want 5. NO <commitment, life involvement, emotional support> 6. YES <physical attachment, fun time, respect> 7. I can give you a good massage 8. I leave your place in the following morning after a cuppa 9. We only text to check the availability 10. Touchy, chill, positive, easy-going person only plz Lifestyle Socially on weekends Often Basics Better ( X My Interests Non-smoker uch

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