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glad my attempts to scare you away weren't successful haha 22:15 how's your week going? i was blinded by 6'4 it's going really well how about yours Sent

glad my attempts to scare you away weren't successful haha 22:15 how's your week going? i was blinded by 6'4 it's going really well how about yours Sent

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Some Specific Demands

CAUSA ❝ About Me I'd prefer to do fun date things.. Not looking for casual unless i don't like you. I want small plates and $15 craft cocktails and live music so you don't make me small talk about dumb s someone with a ton of energy... I need Yo, if you don't look at me and say to yourself, ‘man i'd love to rub her feet and everything else daily, drive her on random day trips, assist her with light homesteading, and support her monthly moods like a lady whisperer', then i'm not the one

CAUSA ❝ About Me I'd prefer to do fun date things.. Not looking for casual unless i don't like you. I want small plates and $15 craft cocktails and live music so you don't make me small talk about dumb s someone with a ton of energy... I need Yo, if you don't look at me and say to yourself, ‘man i'd love to rub her feet and everything else daily, drive her on random day trips, assist her with light homesteading, and support her monthly moods like a lady whisperer', then i'm not the one

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- YOU MATCHED WITH ON 2/26/24 Hey pretty chocolate lady how you doing.

- YOU MATCHED WITH ON 2/26/24 Hey pretty chocolate lady how you doing.

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I Guess Begging Works

K 2. ? Today 11:38 AM PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE on my knees begging to take you on a date I'm so down Sent

K 2. ? Today 11:38 AM PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE on my knees begging to take you on a date I'm so down Sent

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Paying for His Beard Was Wild Enough

ww Verified 5ft 8in .. 37 8 Straight Man less than a mile away About me I'm a single father of three, They are my world, if you don't have what it takes to help me raise my kids, then move aside and let a real woman step up. If you want me alone you have to pay for the babysitter, Must help pay for beard and hair care. Being this beautiful isn't cheap Must have your own car. Preferably a 7 seater Must be able to cook, clean, and be submissive No taller than 5"7 No heavier than 100kgs Must be fit Have your own source of income and your own teeth

ww Verified 5ft 8in .. 37 8 Straight Man less than a mile away About me I'm a single father of three, They are my world, if you don't have what it takes to help me raise my kids, then move aside and let a real woman step up. If you want me alone you have to pay for the babysitter, Must help pay for beard and hair care. Being this beautiful isn't cheap Must have your own car. Preferably a 7 seater Must be able to cook, clean, and be submissive No taller than 5"7 No heavier than 100kgs Must be fit Have your own source of income and your own teeth

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Go Off I Guess

I won't shut up about My bowel movements, or lack thereof, depending on the week. 25 8 Woman Bisexual 5'4

I won't shut up about My bowel movements, or lack thereof, depending on the week. 25 8 Woman Bisexual 5'4

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Great

Today 11:11 AM So the glasses caught my attention, let's hope the personality is worth staying for

Today 11:11 AM So the glasses caught my attention, let's hope the personality is worth staying for

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Healed and Correct is Crazy

I'll brag about you to my friends if TRADITIONAL WOMEN ONLY! No feminist, boss babes, independent "I don't need a man" type women The 1% man y'all be looking for but aren't ready for so come healed and correct

I'll brag about you to my friends if TRADITIONAL WOMEN ONLY! No feminist, boss babes, independent "I don't need a man" type women The 1% man y'all be looking for but aren't ready for so come healed and correct

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Red Flag or Nah?

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Straight to the Point

Relationship. Woman with no guy fiends.. Can public meet within 5 days. Not wasting time in text. Good breath, hygiene. On Time/Plans respectful. Looks same as pictures. Drives car.

Relationship. Woman with no guy fiends.. Can public meet within 5 days. Not wasting time in text. Good breath, hygiene. On Time/Plans respectful. Looks same as pictures. Drives car.

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Thanks, I Hate It

Hey Saturday 9:09 AM You trying to get impregnated? With love Today 9:48 AM I...I don't really know how to respond to that Today 12:02 PM Two words "Yes daddy" ✓ Sent GIF Type a message... SEND |||

Hey Saturday 9:09 AM You trying to get impregnated? With love Today 9:48 AM I...I don't really know how to respond to that Today 12:02 PM Two words "Yes daddy" ✓ Sent GIF Type a message... SEND |||

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Observations

1:52 Today You have no pictures of you without a cap on CT 20%!

1:52 Today You have no pictures of you without a cap on CT 20%!

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Sooo Disappointing

Typical Sunday DND 28 8 Woman Christian ריייי Hey VVILIT LUIU Today 12:36 PM Big DnD fan are we? I didn't have you pegged as the nerdy type 4' 11" Ahaha whuttt You have to be nerdy to be on dnd haha I am very corky Wait wait wait wait. What is DnD? Are you talking about do not disturb or dungeons and dragons? 33 Lmfaooooooo0000 Not Political Do not disturb idk what dragon and dungeon sounds like Harry Potter Send a message Send a message Sent

Typical Sunday DND 28 8 Woman Christian ריייי Hey VVILIT LUIU Today 12:36 PM Big DnD fan are we? I didn't have you pegged as the nerdy type 4' 11" Ahaha whuttt You have to be nerdy to be on dnd haha I am very corky Wait wait wait wait. What is DnD? Are you talking about do not disturb or dungeons and dragons? 33 Lmfaooooooo0000 Not Political Do not disturb idk what dragon and dungeon sounds like Harry Potter Send a message Send a message Sent

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Big Breakfast Fan

66 About me I really like breakfast. Seriously, I REALLY like breakfast. I'm a fun guy, but I don't like mushrooms. Essentials 14 miles away A Lives in 66 Message me if you also love... Breakfast

66 About me I really like breakfast. Seriously, I REALLY like breakfast. I'm a fun guy, but I don't like mushrooms. Essentials 14 miles away A Lives in 66 Message me if you also love... Breakfast

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...RIP

Lol I appreciate it. I guess I'm considered single now Ya know, the "looking for: new friends" does give recently separated vibes. Or side affair vibes. But it's tinder so no judgement I'm a divorcé too though so let's commiserate My husband died really recently No divorce here lol + Sent

Lol I appreciate it. I guess I'm considered single now Ya know, the "looking for: new friends" does give recently separated vibes. Or side affair vibes. But it's tinder so no judgement I'm a divorcé too though so let's commiserate My husband died really recently No divorce here lol + Sent

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Interesting Approach

you are challenged to fight off kindergartners. for each round you survive, you win $10,000. They come in waves, getting more numerous and more powerful each time. What is your strategy? Saturday 00:11 I'm going into a bathroom stall and kicking them as they come in easy win ruacs 5'7” bc Luv short kings

you are challenged to fight off kindergartners. for each round you survive, you win $10,000. They come in waves, getting more numerous and more powerful each time. What is your strategy? Saturday 00:11 I'm going into a bathroom stall and kicking them as they come in easy win ruacs 5'7” bc Luv short kings

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Sarcasm Missed

Today 09.44 Nice! Oxford is such a beautiful town. Really wanted to go there for uni, but they have this dumb policy that you need really, really good grades. I don't know why you feel the need to mansplain these things to be, really I am probably more educated than you are - I went to present my research at that conference and I am half way though a PhD So really, what is it that makes you think that I don't know what Oxford is? Send a message Sent

Today 09.44 Nice! Oxford is such a beautiful town. Really wanted to go there for uni, but they have this dumb policy that you need really, really good grades. I don't know why you feel the need to mansplain these things to be, really I am probably more educated than you are - I went to present my research at that conference and I am half way though a PhD So really, what is it that makes you think that I don't know what Oxford is? Send a message Sent

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Oof

If you had a warning label on your forehead, what would it say? It would say "too spicy, touch at your own risk" GIF I'll get my fireman costume then Are you always this talkative? Are you always this boring? Type a message... Sent A

If you had a warning label on your forehead, what would it say? It would say "too spicy, touch at your own risk" GIF I'll get my fireman costume then Are you always this talkative? Are you always this boring? Type a message... Sent A

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Heyy I like your lips oh yeah i think you'll like the other pair of lips too

Heyy I like your lips oh yeah i think you'll like the other pair of lips too

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Oh How the Tables Have Turned

Hey you free tonight? Friday 18:20 Hey, I'm not free tonight no. I'm sorry but the truth is I'm seeing somebody so I don't feel it's right to talk to other people, I'm sorry about the confusion and that's on me. But it was nice to speak to u Hey Yesterday at 03:02 Yesterday at 10:33 U free tonight?

Hey you free tonight? Friday 18:20 Hey, I'm not free tonight no. I'm sorry but the truth is I'm seeing somebody so I don't feel it's right to talk to other people, I'm sorry about the confusion and that's on me. But it was nice to speak to u Hey Yesterday at 03:02 Yesterday at 10:33 U free tonight?

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