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Making a good popular shitpost on tumblr is harder than it looks

setheverman famous person: succ (several thousand notes) me: *handcrafted meme made by traditional techniques and hardwoods from sustainable forest resources* (2 notes)

setheverman famous person: succ (several thousand notes) me: *handcrafted meme made by traditional techniques and hardwoods from sustainable forest resources* (2 notes)

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Why censor dick?

sherrocked: My dad just yelled "l SWEAR I'LL CUT OFF WHAT'S LEFT OF YOUR DISK IF YOU F------ TOUCH MY COKE DON'T YOU DARE" and I came in the room like what the f--- and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn't even break eye contact with each other

sherrocked: My dad just yelled "l SWEAR I'LL CUT OFF WHAT'S LEFT OF YOUR DISK IF YOU F------ TOUCH MY COKE DON'T YOU DARE" and I came in the room like what the f--- and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn't even break eye contact with each other

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I feel like a lot of these trigger warnings are fucking ridiculous anyways.

#Irl hands tw thigh-high-senpai how do you people f------ live

#Irl hands tw thigh-high-senpai how do you people f------ live

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Hail To The King, Baby

juggaloequivalentofloki vriskcao Source:twitter.com Ami Angelwings @ami angelwings men everywhere should sta All wo rt responding to guys hitting on us with generic RPG NPC lines like "I hear the king has a new advisor" bitches-im-balin bigbiatruck: krudman I love this you come here often? DWARVEN GRAAAFTS hey baby did it hurt wheh you fell from heaven- FAVOR THE BOW, EH? I'M A SWORD MAN MYSELF #todo #ret #yes 76,339 notes

juggaloequivalentofloki vriskcao Source:twitter.com Ami Angelwings @ami angelwings men everywhere should sta All wo rt responding to guys hitting on us with generic RPG NPC lines like "I hear the king has a new advisor" bitches-im-balin bigbiatruck: krudman I love this you come here often? DWARVEN GRAAAFTS hey baby did it hurt wheh you fell from heaven- FAVOR THE BOW, EH? I'M A SWORD MAN MYSELF #todo #ret #yes 76,339 notes

Wat

boystop: linrenzo goldenpoc ueer nu er vodni khanos do u guys say pencil crayons or coloured pencils pencil crayons.... im having heart pain the f--- is a pencil crayon i prefer pencils of color It's colored pencil wth wrong with you people Lmfaaoooo pencils of color I'm screaming we say colouring pencils over here. w-- is a pencil crayon ahaahhaah pencil crayons respect the POC "pencils of color

boystop: linrenzo goldenpoc ueer nu er vodni khanos do u guys say pencil crayons or coloured pencils pencil crayons.... im having heart pain the f--- is a pencil crayon i prefer pencils of color It's colored pencil wth wrong with you people Lmfaaoooo pencils of color I'm screaming we say colouring pencils over here. w-- is a pencil crayon ahaahhaah pencil crayons respect the POC "pencils of color

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The internetibles

tumbr ! %ura_んrnina everyone into over sersitive assholes get it, ob when everyone's a special snow +lake Then ro one is

tumbr ! %ura_んrnina everyone into over sersitive assholes get it, ob when everyone's a special snow +lake Then ro one is

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Hotel California

just-shower-thoughts The song "Hotel California" is basically a bad Yelp review and a 3 minute guitar solo. spinesongs #the drinks were tasty but I got stabbed here Source: just-shower-thoughts

just-shower-thoughts The song "Hotel California" is basically a bad Yelp review and a 3 minute guitar solo. spinesongs #the drinks were tasty but I got stabbed here Source: just-shower-thoughts

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Fucking Loser Idiot

F------ Loser Idiot From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia The f------ loser idiot or lazy p------------ is a species of earless seal native to the northernmost Atlantic Ocean and parts of the Arctic Ocean. It now belongs to the monotypic genus Pagophilus. Its scientific name Pagophilus groenlandicus, means "completely and utterly worthless", and its synonym, Phoca groenlandica means "total embarrassment to all life on Earth"21 Originally in the genus Phoca with a number of other species, it has since been reclassified into its own genus Pagophilus F------ Loser Idiot Conservation status east Extinct Contents [hide] EX) EW) CR EN) VU NT Description Least Concern (IUCN 3.1)11 eanc i love this picture so much ive reblogged like 3 or 4 times but i dont even care

F------ Loser Idiot From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia The f------ loser idiot or lazy p------------ is a species of earless seal native to the northernmost Atlantic Ocean and parts of the Arctic Ocean. It now belongs to the monotypic genus Pagophilus. Its scientific name Pagophilus groenlandicus, means "completely and utterly worthless", and its synonym, Phoca groenlandica means "total embarrassment to all life on Earth"21 Originally in the genus Phoca with a number of other species, it has since been reclassified into its own genus Pagophilus F------ Loser Idiot Conservation status east Extinct Contents [hide] EX) EW) CR EN) VU NT Description Least Concern (IUCN 3.1)11 eanc i love this picture so much ive reblogged like 3 or 4 times but i dont even care

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Thanks

因 Girls Craft: Mine Exploration Play Cool Zombie Sport Games Everyone Welcome to Guns Handguns Sub-Machine Guns Assault Rifles Machine Guns Rocket Launchers ore TASTE THE SUB ABOVE DIFFERENCE aominaps Like the google play store has tje most ballin games youve ever f----- seen

因 Girls Craft: Mine Exploration Play Cool Zombie Sport Games Everyone Welcome to Guns Handguns Sub-Machine Guns Assault Rifles Machine Guns Rocket Launchers ore TASTE THE SUB ABOVE DIFFERENCE aominaps Like the google play store has tje most ballin games youve ever f----- seen

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Car possession

1970s: Satanic cult attempt to "possess" a car isn't it sort of easy to possess a car. like, you just inhabit it physically and

1970s: Satanic cult attempt to "possess" a car isn't it sort of easy to possess a car. like, you just inhabit it physically and

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Call Every Lesbian You Know, We're Smoking This Bitch Out!

Things just transpired in my house hold that are equal parts offensive and hilarious... Here goes So my roommate, Dale, has a gf who does not live with us, but she's here all the time. So Sunday when my gf was her we were on the couch and we kissed (scandalous, I know) and she saw it, and I'm pretty sure that's the first time she's seen us be affectionate, that's neither here nor there. So today she tells Dale she's "uncomfortable" here and wants him to move out because she thinks me and my lady are going to hit on her or something, she doesn't like living with lesbians, cause it's not "normal", so now I'm p-----. Then, Dale goes, "well you don't live here, so it shouldn't be a problem, just stop coming over"..things escalated and Dale is trying to break up with her, but she won't leave our house...she locked herself in Dales room So, Dale barges in my room wearing a bathrobe and goes, "call every lesbian you know, we're smoking this bitch out!" Then turns around and whips his robe like a cape.. And that's the story of how there are 8 lesbians climbing through the window Dales room... H--------.

Things just transpired in my house hold that are equal parts offensive and hilarious... Here goes So my roommate, Dale, has a gf who does not live with us, but she's here all the time. So Sunday when my gf was her we were on the couch and we kissed (scandalous, I know) and she saw it, and I'm pretty sure that's the first time she's seen us be affectionate, that's neither here nor there. So today she tells Dale she's "uncomfortable" here and wants him to move out because she thinks me and my lady are going to hit on her or something, she doesn't like living with lesbians, cause it's not "normal", so now I'm p-----. Then, Dale goes, "well you don't live here, so it shouldn't be a problem, just stop coming over"..things escalated and Dale is trying to break up with her, but she won't leave our house...she locked herself in Dales room So, Dale barges in my room wearing a bathrobe and goes, "call every lesbian you know, we're smoking this bitch out!" Then turns around and whips his robe like a cape.. And that's the story of how there are 8 lesbians climbing through the window Dales room... H--------.

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Mordecai and Rigby to cry of emotion that exists recent film format old-school

STRANGER VHS PEADPOAL SHALLOWS BEST WARNER AMERICA Sci-Fi WARCRAFT Ne Release $995. THE MARTIAN

STRANGER VHS PEADPOAL SHALLOWS BEST WARNER AMERICA Sci-Fi WARCRAFT Ne Release $995. THE MARTIAN

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The Silent Man

opossumprince i find it hilarious when ur the quiet/introverted kid and the teacher always sends ppl who are too talkative in class next to you bc they know you wont talk like bad and naughty children get put with the Silent Man to atone for their crimes Source: opossumprince 153,025 notes

opossumprince i find it hilarious when ur the quiet/introverted kid and the teacher always sends ppl who are too talkative in class next to you bc they know you wont talk like bad and naughty children get put with the Silent Man to atone for their crimes Source: opossumprince 153,025 notes

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Tumblr is the living embodiment of those "things you should never Google" videos

steven-universe-official Tumblr dot com: This thing is bad and you shouldn't interact with it. Tumblr dot com: *gives thing the maximum amount of attention and exposure*

steven-universe-official Tumblr dot com: This thing is bad and you shouldn't interact with it. Tumblr dot com: *gives thing the maximum amount of attention and exposure*

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A curse on a prince, but he wants the curse.

doubtful-extraterrestrial baenedic...。 Source: wewerenotthefi. thecharmwasbroken wewerenotthefirst: dude, what if a prince is cursed to be a dragon but instead of being upset by it, they're like 'hell yeah i'm a dragon' and they spend weeks finding the perfect decrepit castle to haunt and try to convince their fiancé to be a princess in the tower just for like a week' and everyone is like 'we can break the f------ curse' and the prince is like but i'm a dragon. Disney needs to hire you asap 137,364 notes

doubtful-extraterrestrial baenedic...。 Source: wewerenotthefi. thecharmwasbroken wewerenotthefirst: dude, what if a prince is cursed to be a dragon but instead of being upset by it, they're like 'hell yeah i'm a dragon' and they spend weeks finding the perfect decrepit castle to haunt and try to convince their fiancé to be a princess in the tower just for like a week' and everyone is like 'we can break the f------ curse' and the prince is like but i'm a dragon. Disney needs to hire you asap 137,364 notes

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i may not be an anti-sjw but you can't fucking stop me from unironically using the word "kek"

judal-is-my-spirit-animal RS There's a fine line between not liking tumblr's f----- up version of social justice and trying too hard to be a drama-w---- edgelord and lately it seems like an increasing amount of antis are falling into the second category. why-are-people-stupid stor Please shoot me if I say kek unironically. soryualeksi Never go full logicd.

judal-is-my-spirit-animal RS There's a fine line between not liking tumblr's f----- up version of social justice and trying too hard to be a drama-w---- edgelord and lately it seems like an increasing amount of antis are falling into the second category. why-are-people-stupid stor Please shoot me if I say kek unironically. soryualeksi Never go full logicd.

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Dick Wolf

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Donut Math

This legitimately upsets me .. Y'see, now, ysee, I'm looking at this, thinking, squares fit together better than circles, so, say, if you wanted a box of donuts, a full box, you could probably fit more square donuts in than circle donuts if the circumference of the circle touched the each of the corners of the square donut So you might end up with more donuts But then I also think... Does the square or round donut have a greater donut volume? Is the number of donuts better than the entire donut mass as a whole? Hrm. HRM. A round donut with radius R1 occupies the same space as a square donut with side 2R1. If the center circle of a round donut has a radius R2 and the hole of a square donut has a side 2R2, then the area of a round donut is nR12 nr22. The area of a square donut would be then 4R12 4R22. This doesn't say much, but in general and throwing numbers, a full box of square donuts has more donut per donut than a full box of round donuts. The interesting thing is knowing exactly how much more donut per donut we have. Assuming first a small center hole (R2 = R1/4) and replacing in the proper expressions, we have a 27,6% more donut in the square one (Round: 15nR12/16. 2,94R12, square: 1 SR12/4 3, 75R12). Now, assuming a large center hole (R2 3R1/4) we have a 27,7% more donut in the square one (Round: 7nR12/16-l,37R12, square: 7R12/4 1,75R12). This tells us that, approximately, well have a 27% bigger donut if it's square than if it's round. dr: Square donuts have a 27% more donut per donut in the sa space as a round one. god i love this site

This legitimately upsets me .. Y'see, now, ysee, I'm looking at this, thinking, squares fit together better than circles, so, say, if you wanted a box of donuts, a full box, you could probably fit more square donuts in than circle donuts if the circumference of the circle touched the each of the corners of the square donut So you might end up with more donuts But then I also think... Does the square or round donut have a greater donut volume? Is the number of donuts better than the entire donut mass as a whole? Hrm. HRM. A round donut with radius R1 occupies the same space as a square donut with side 2R1. If the center circle of a round donut has a radius R2 and the hole of a square donut has a side 2R2, then the area of a round donut is nR12 nr22. The area of a square donut would be then 4R12 4R22. This doesn't say much, but in general and throwing numbers, a full box of square donuts has more donut per donut than a full box of round donuts. The interesting thing is knowing exactly how much more donut per donut we have. Assuming first a small center hole (R2 = R1/4) and replacing in the proper expressions, we have a 27,6% more donut in the square one (Round: 15nR12/16. 2,94R12, square: 1 SR12/4 3, 75R12). Now, assuming a large center hole (R2 3R1/4) we have a 27,7% more donut in the square one (Round: 7nR12/16-l,37R12, square: 7R12/4 1,75R12). This tells us that, approximately, well have a 27% bigger donut if it's square than if it's round. dr: Square donuts have a 27% more donut per donut in the sa space as a round one. god i love this site

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cracker

#cracker #crackers #racial stereotypes #white #white people #food #joke #stereotypes #racism #black #BLM #blacklivesmatter #USA #America #line #tumblr radar #follow #follow for follow #fallow #fallow for fallow #Love it! #Hate it! 98,914 notes Jul 5th, 2016

#cracker #crackers #racial stereotypes #white #white people #food #joke #stereotypes #racism #black #BLM #blacklivesmatter #USA #America #line #tumblr radar #follow #follow for follow #fallow #fallow for fallow #Love it! #Hate it! 98,914 notes Jul 5th, 2016

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At least 12 Earth's

itsreallystupid: detko2: sixpenceee: This is a model of how many Earth's can fit inside the sun. Damn, that's gotta be at least 12 Well you're not wrong

itsreallystupid: detko2: sixpenceee: This is a model of how many Earth's can fit inside the sun. Damn, that's gotta be at least 12 Well you're not wrong

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