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17 classicmeevs yeah baby fuer-die-katz "Yeah, baby!" said nobody, since this was not good.

17 classicmeevs yeah baby fuer-die-katz "Yeah, baby!" said nobody, since this was not good.

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Audio, Video, Disco

kimoramay I was told recently about a school that was shamed into changing its school motto. The motto was "I hear, I see,I learn." Nothing wrong with that per se. Unfortunately the motto was in Latin, and the Latin for "I hear, I see, I learn" is "audio, video, disco" wonderfulworldofmichaelford What the f--- that's the best school motto ever change it back copperbadge Your yearly reminder that "I learn through suffering" can be translated into Latin as "Disco Inferno."

kimoramay I was told recently about a school that was shamed into changing its school motto. The motto was "I hear, I see,I learn." Nothing wrong with that per se. Unfortunately the motto was in Latin, and the Latin for "I hear, I see, I learn" is "audio, video, disco" wonderfulworldofmichaelford What the f--- that's the best school motto ever change it back copperbadge Your yearly reminder that "I learn through suffering" can be translated into Latin as "Disco Inferno."

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>only one label - Ben Garrison would like to know your location

FREEDON Lede woh 194 View high resolutionD punished-buttsquadron: captain-price-official British propaganda from 1940 HNNNNG I'm just a thirsty war machine... you have to.. you have to give me poland uncle-jingo reblogged association-of-free-people If you could go back and rescind the windrush program or at least listen to Enoch.. perhaps not think that an ECC should become an EU replete with marxist cultural fuckery, red tape hog tying and genetic replacement... insert shrug. I miss England and will miss the people. aphextwinselectedambientworks reblogged frosty-the-snowden the biggest crime of WWII is the british is inventing aeromorphs t3sla reblogged puertohurraco he's talking about the harry potter cannon thesixth-pulsar reblogged john-lancer-official Starscream off his s---- the notes on this post cover the entire spectrum of people on tumblr

FREEDON Lede woh 194 View high resolutionD punished-buttsquadron: captain-price-official British propaganda from 1940 HNNNNG I'm just a thirsty war machine... you have to.. you have to give me poland uncle-jingo reblogged association-of-free-people If you could go back and rescind the windrush program or at least listen to Enoch.. perhaps not think that an ECC should become an EU replete with marxist cultural fuckery, red tape hog tying and genetic replacement... insert shrug. I miss England and will miss the people. aphextwinselectedambientworks reblogged frosty-the-snowden the biggest crime of WWII is the british is inventing aeromorphs t3sla reblogged puertohurraco he's talking about the harry potter cannon thesixth-pulsar reblogged john-lancer-official Starscream off his s---- the notes on this post cover the entire spectrum of people on tumblr

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Dom or sub?

hey do you think ronald mcdonald is a dom or sub. i sent this before but im not sure if you got it or not Anonymous hungwy: yeah i got it last time Reblogged 5 months ago from nunown (originally from hungwy) 109,977 notes

hey do you think ronald mcdonald is a dom or sub. i sent this before but im not sure if you got it or not Anonymous hungwy: yeah i got it last time Reblogged 5 months ago from nunown (originally from hungwy) 109,977 notes

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Kissaroo

lilpetrabbit a few days ago bf told counterstrike he would respond to dudes getting angry and aggressive and hostile by saying "a kissaroo from me to you" in a slightly goofy friendly voice sort of like the voice you'd associate with a dog muppet. he said they would absolutely lose their s--- every time, insisting things like "i dont want a kissaroo from you! only tall blonde girls!". they always said kissaroo. i cant stop thinking about this me that a couple years ago when he played Reblogged 9 months ago from 20cheeseomelette (originally from terriblyindignantrabbit) 288,358 notes

lilpetrabbit a few days ago bf told counterstrike he would respond to dudes getting angry and aggressive and hostile by saying "a kissaroo from me to you" in a slightly goofy friendly voice sort of like the voice you'd associate with a dog muppet. he said they would absolutely lose their s--- every time, insisting things like "i dont want a kissaroo from you! only tall blonde girls!". they always said kissaroo. i cant stop thinking about this me that a couple years ago when he played Reblogged 9 months ago from 20cheeseomelette (originally from terriblyindignantrabbit) 288,358 notes

Tampons

1dietcokeinacan: youdonthavetogotocollege: tilthat: TIL in the 1900's tampons were soaked in opium and belladonna to relieve pain and relax the vagina via reddit.com Let's bring this back Me in 1906 lying luxuriously on a chaise lounge w my p---- fully lost in the sauce Reblogged 6 months ago from hentired (originally from tilthat) 181,229 notes

1dietcokeinacan: youdonthavetogotocollege: tilthat: TIL in the 1900's tampons were soaked in opium and belladonna to relieve pain and relax the vagina via reddit.com Let's bring this back Me in 1906 lying luxuriously on a chaise lounge w my p---- fully lost in the sauce Reblogged 6 months ago from hentired (originally from tilthat) 181,229 notes

Rob

Swarnpert: birdfriender: I love that one of the restrictions on name changes in the UK is that your name cannot "promote criminal activities" and f------ hell every name l can think of that violates that is just stellar honestly like f------ hello nice to meet you my name is Commit Arson, I'd like you to meet my daughter Dont Pay Taxes and my son Steal From Work this is my son, rob Reblogged 10 months ago from lesbianshadowrunner (originally from birdfriender) 147,975 notes

Swarnpert: birdfriender: I love that one of the restrictions on name changes in the UK is that your name cannot "promote criminal activities" and f------ hell every name l can think of that violates that is just stellar honestly like f------ hello nice to meet you my name is Commit Arson, I'd like you to meet my daughter Dont Pay Taxes and my son Steal From Work this is my son, rob Reblogged 10 months ago from lesbianshadowrunner (originally from birdfriender) 147,975 notes

Big mood, Kevin

mechsuit: probably gonna use y'all know some of us are we're like 50 and the teenagers of 2050 are gonna make fun of old people in their improv classes by saying s--- like "ooh.thats a big mood kevin, im really kinning this it has big d--- energy" today when slang we use Reblogged 10 months ago from majestic-seagull (originally from mechsuit) 67,972 notes

mechsuit: probably gonna use y'all know some of us are we're like 50 and the teenagers of 2050 are gonna make fun of old people in their improv classes by saying s--- like "ooh.thats a big mood kevin, im really kinning this it has big d--- energy" today when slang we use Reblogged 10 months ago from majestic-seagull (originally from mechsuit) 67,972 notes

I regret creating you

God Tregret creating you allurfavesaretrans then get rid of me, p---- g-g-ghosts: stuglies: i dont know if this is funnier with or without the context of this being comment on a gnomeo and juliet vore fic f------ what a Reblogged 10 months ago from lord-kitschener (originally from stuglies-deactivated20180220) 171,914 notes

God Tregret creating you allurfavesaretrans then get rid of me, p---- g-g-ghosts: stuglies: i dont know if this is funnier with or without the context of this being comment on a gnomeo and juliet vore fic f------ what a Reblogged 10 months ago from lord-kitschener (originally from stuglies-deactivated20180220) 171,914 notes

OC Backstory Writing 101

when you're about to give your oc a sad and tragic backstory Destroy Item You are about to destroy Child Are you sure? Yes Yes

when you're about to give your oc a sad and tragic backstory Destroy Item You are about to destroy Child Are you sure? Yes Yes

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Ah, yes, the first Commandment. “Thou shalt not have any other husbandos before me”

Anonymous said I'm hetero but I have a tendency to fetishize gay male characters sometimes and I hate it. I know it's a sin, but also even the gay community would be mad at me for fettishizing them. It's like a lose, lose situation on every side. Pray for me if you have a moment. john15-10 You know I remember a moment I held Shiro (from Voltron) at an idol position I would draw him, I would read fan fictions on him, lots of other things... *ahem* Anyways, when I came stronger in my faith l told God l'd choose him over Shiro if I had to And guess what. God put me to the test Shiro came out as gay and Iwas DEVASTATED. But I knew I had to let it go. I couldn't worship sin. I couldn't accept him, I had to let him go. So I chose God over Shiro. Here's the thing; interests come and go, they'll change overtime, but God will always stay the same. He'll always be there. Gods worth it! bakugou-rants please don't forget Deuteronomy 4:22-24 New International Version (NIV) 22 1 will die in this land; 1 will not cross the Jordan; but you are about to cross over and take possession of that good land.23 Be careful not to forget the covenant of the Lord your God that he made with you; do not make for yourselves an idol in the form of anything the Lord your God has forbidden. 24 For the Lord your God is a consuming fire, a jealous God allorosalina Am I having a f------ stroke ceramicfrogs Shikha there's a lot to unpack here but let's S just throw away the whole suitcase anime-girls-against-tax-fraud God made an anime boy gayjust to test this girl's faith... wow despazito Fujoshis Has Become Catholic blind3dbylight

Anonymous said I'm hetero but I have a tendency to fetishize gay male characters sometimes and I hate it. I know it's a sin, but also even the gay community would be mad at me for fettishizing them. It's like a lose, lose situation on every side. Pray for me if you have a moment. john15-10 You know I remember a moment I held Shiro (from Voltron) at an idol position I would draw him, I would read fan fictions on him, lots of other things... *ahem* Anyways, when I came stronger in my faith l told God l'd choose him over Shiro if I had to And guess what. God put me to the test Shiro came out as gay and Iwas DEVASTATED. But I knew I had to let it go. I couldn't worship sin. I couldn't accept him, I had to let him go. So I chose God over Shiro. Here's the thing; interests come and go, they'll change overtime, but God will always stay the same. He'll always be there. Gods worth it! bakugou-rants please don't forget Deuteronomy 4:22-24 New International Version (NIV) 22 1 will die in this land; 1 will not cross the Jordan; but you are about to cross over and take possession of that good land.23 Be careful not to forget the covenant of the Lord your God that he made with you; do not make for yourselves an idol in the form of anything the Lord your God has forbidden. 24 For the Lord your God is a consuming fire, a jealous God allorosalina Am I having a f------ stroke ceramicfrogs Shikha there's a lot to unpack here but let's S just throw away the whole suitcase anime-girls-against-tax-fraud God made an anime boy gayjust to test this girl's faith... wow despazito Fujoshis Has Become Catholic blind3dbylight

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До свидания, пардер

u know that thing where animals grow in a far off place an and some idiot introduces him to a new habitat and it turns out its characteristics that help them in their own sometimes are too helpful in the new one and they become like an invasive species yeah thats the word i was missing anyway V back to my point i think i saw a human version of that just now i was driving in tonights snow storm and i saw a man cowboy hat to keep the snow off him and a wearing a big ass bandit red bandana to keep it off his face and a big ass cowboy boots to pancho to keep him warm and nice keep ass his calves dry and he was prancing along while everyone on the road looked miserable and frozen solid and idki guess the point im trying to make here is i feel like cowboys would over russia if given the chance or something have taken "Cowboys could be an invasive species" is an extremely hot take I wasn't prepared for Actually, it pretty cold was Cowboys could take over Russia is new one me. Do svidaniya, pardner MOSCOW REGION RUSSIAN COWBOYS SADDLE UP TO SHOW WILD WEST HAS COME EAST RT.COM ПАРД НЕР

u know that thing where animals grow in a far off place an and some idiot introduces him to a new habitat and it turns out its characteristics that help them in their own sometimes are too helpful in the new one and they become like an invasive species yeah thats the word i was missing anyway V back to my point i think i saw a human version of that just now i was driving in tonights snow storm and i saw a man cowboy hat to keep the snow off him and a wearing a big ass bandit red bandana to keep it off his face and a big ass cowboy boots to pancho to keep him warm and nice keep ass his calves dry and he was prancing along while everyone on the road looked miserable and frozen solid and idki guess the point im trying to make here is i feel like cowboys would over russia if given the chance or something have taken "Cowboys could be an invasive species" is an extremely hot take I wasn't prepared for Actually, it pretty cold was Cowboys could take over Russia is new one me. Do svidaniya, pardner MOSCOW REGION RUSSIAN COWBOYS SADDLE UP TO SHOW WILD WEST HAS COME EAST RT.COM ПАРД НЕР

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When someone compliments me

Alex Ernst @AlexErnst when someone compliments me THX irklikeswaffletoo When someone compliments me I too make a loud, jarring noise doyoulovelamp "Hey, I like your shirt" "mmmMMMMMMMWWWWWWAAAAAAHHHH"

Alex Ernst @AlexErnst when someone compliments me THX irklikeswaffletoo When someone compliments me I too make a loud, jarring noise doyoulovelamp "Hey, I like your shirt" "mmmMMMMMMMWWWWWWAAAAAAHHHH"

Chicken Game: Don't look at this chicken.

Chicken Game Don't look at this chicken GAME OVER

Chicken Game Don't look at this chicken GAME OVER

chicken game don't look at this chicken don't look at the chicken don't look at x game over impossible irony a game you can never win

Destroying inappropriate jokers. One-step, easy totorial.

Racism is inherently illogical.
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Racism is inherently illogical.
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life hack if someone makes a racist/sexist joke say with total seriousness “i don’t get it can you explain it” then watch them crash and burn

Her... Her shoulders... Aren’t attached to her chest...

if you ever think you are bad at anatomy tateware this is official league of legends art drtanner deviousserpent #oh this isn't so bad a little over sexualised but what's the probleCK NECK NECK OH GOD

if you ever think you are bad at anatomy tateware this is official league of legends art drtanner deviousserpent #oh this isn't so bad a little over sexualised but what's the probleCK NECK NECK OH GOD

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