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2013-05-07 10:46 you are literally s--- rd have to be a pretty intelligent p------------ to be able to type out a reply like this 2013-05-07 1050 kill yourself As much as rd love to, my current state as a literal p------------ prevents me from lifting anything heavier than a pencil fucknobroarmy 2013-05-07 10 5 go drink bleach or something Sorry, but being a p------------ means that I have no biological processes to f--- up by drinking bleach If anything Ill end up smelling like flowers 2013-05-07 10 56 goddamn I'll find you and stab you Ew, why the f--- would you stab a p------------ you sick f--- 2013-05-07 11:01 if you don't stop l'll find your IP and dox you GOOD LUCK ず) I'M BEHIND 7 PROXIES 2013-05-07 11:0 you think you're pretty funny? I know how to get your IP. I know where you live. I know who you are. I'll find you and make you regret ever insulting these people. Mark my words I would be so scared if it wasn't for the fact that I was a pile of decomposing fecal matter fucknobroarmy the thrilling saga best part Bam. You live in Seoul, Korea. I'll be there in 5 minutes. I Ive in the Phiippines you inet piece of shi

2013-05-07 10:46 you are literally s--- rd have to be a pretty intelligent p------------ to be able to type out a reply like this 2013-05-07 1050 kill yourself As much as rd love to, my current state as a literal p------------ prevents me from lifting anything heavier than a pencil fucknobroarmy 2013-05-07 10 5 go drink bleach or something Sorry, but being a p------------ means that I have no biological processes to f--- up by drinking bleach If anything Ill end up smelling like flowers 2013-05-07 10 56 goddamn I'll find you and stab you Ew, why the f--- would you stab a p------------ you sick f--- 2013-05-07 11:01 if you don't stop l'll find your IP and dox you GOOD LUCK ず) I'M BEHIND 7 PROXIES 2013-05-07 11:0 you think you're pretty funny? I know how to get your IP. I know where you live. I know who you are. I'll find you and make you regret ever insulting these people. Mark my words I would be so scared if it wasn't for the fact that I was a pile of decomposing fecal matter fucknobroarmy the thrilling saga best part Bam. You live in Seoul, Korea. I'll be there in 5 minutes. I Ive in the Phiippines you inet piece of shi

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WAKE UP PEOPLE!!!

krunkidile querta re。 DO NOT STAY AT CAPSULE HOTELS IN JAPAN durbikins BECAUSE THEYRE ACTUALLY PART OF A GIANT CAPSULE MACHINE AND IF SOMEONE INSERTS 100 YEN INTO THE SIDE OF THE BUILDING YOU MAY BE TAKEN FROM YOUR POD AND STUFFED INTO A GIANT CAPSULE LIKE THIS AND GIVEN TO A JAPANESE CHILD OR A 30-YEAR-OLD MAN WITH A DISGUSTING OBSESSION OF IDOL ANIME Source: durbikins 1,551 notes

krunkidile querta re。 DO NOT STAY AT CAPSULE HOTELS IN JAPAN durbikins BECAUSE THEYRE ACTUALLY PART OF A GIANT CAPSULE MACHINE AND IF SOMEONE INSERTS 100 YEN INTO THE SIDE OF THE BUILDING YOU MAY BE TAKEN FROM YOUR POD AND STUFFED INTO A GIANT CAPSULE LIKE THIS AND GIVEN TO A JAPANESE CHILD OR A 30-YEAR-OLD MAN WITH A DISGUSTING OBSESSION OF IDOL ANIME Source: durbikins 1,551 notes

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Procrastination

relahvant: when someone asks you to do something you really don't want to do HANG ON I'M DOING SOMETHING REALLY IMPORTAN 50,145 notes

relahvant: when someone asks you to do something you really don't want to do HANG ON I'M DOING SOMETHING REALLY IMPORTAN 50,145 notes

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What if nobody bites, but we still die?

nstwviolets-sexy-house=the-heir....。 Source: ultrafacts If you bite it and you die; it's poisonous If it bites you and you die; it's venomous Ultrafacts.tumblr.com gryffinpoor dudemanbropant in squad16 stnatesmithe What if it bites me and it dies? that means you're poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read What if it bites itself and I die? It's voodoo What if it bites me and someone else dies? That's correlation, not causation what if we bite each other and neither of us die that's kinky oh my god 76,781 notes

nstwviolets-sexy-house=the-heir....。 Source: ultrafacts If you bite it and you die; it's poisonous If it bites you and you die; it's venomous Ultrafacts.tumblr.com gryffinpoor dudemanbropant in squad16 stnatesmithe What if it bites me and it dies? that means you're poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read What if it bites itself and I die? It's voodoo What if it bites me and someone else dies? That's correlation, not causation what if we bite each other and neither of us die that's kinky oh my god 76,781 notes

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Isn't this from Everybody Hates Chris?

younopo callerunknown This picture is so f------ deep. To me, it represents the struggles that African Americans went through during slavery and their inability to do or say anything about it because of their lack of education Isn't this from Everybody Hates Chris?

younopo callerunknown This picture is so f------ deep. To me, it represents the struggles that African Americans went through during slavery and their inability to do or say anything about it because of their lack of education Isn't this from Everybody Hates Chris?

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The Ten Commandments of Tumblr

amazingatheist: . All of your failings are the result of society sending you the wrong messages 2. You deserve to feel good, regardless of what you've actually accomplished 3. You are so unique and quirky, just like the other 475,000 people who liked or reblogged that post. Any strife you suffer is just because you're a woman or black person or transgender person or bipoiar person or whatever. No problems exist in the lives of white heterosexual cis males 5. If anyone, on any occasion, did anything that made you feel even slightly uncomfortable, they are oppressing you, discriminating against you, and it is possible that you have been r----. 6. Your personal feelings trump all statistical evidence, all peer-reviewed studies, all logical deductions, all nuanced political arguments, etc 7. Never engage in debate with those who disagree with you. Simply label them bigots and complain about their hate speech to anyone who will listen. 8. Never apply the same standard to yourself that you do to others, as this may damage your self-esteem by making you question your own choices and beliefs. 9. If you find yourself losing an argument, just change the definition of any words necessary until your argument holds water. Assert your new definition with confidence and scoff at anyone who confronts you with a dictionary definition 10. If a claim you make twice a day is proven wrong, start making it three times a day.

amazingatheist: . All of your failings are the result of society sending you the wrong messages 2. You deserve to feel good, regardless of what you've actually accomplished 3. You are so unique and quirky, just like the other 475,000 people who liked or reblogged that post. Any strife you suffer is just because you're a woman or black person or transgender person or bipoiar person or whatever. No problems exist in the lives of white heterosexual cis males 5. If anyone, on any occasion, did anything that made you feel even slightly uncomfortable, they are oppressing you, discriminating against you, and it is possible that you have been r----. 6. Your personal feelings trump all statistical evidence, all peer-reviewed studies, all logical deductions, all nuanced political arguments, etc 7. Never engage in debate with those who disagree with you. Simply label them bigots and complain about their hate speech to anyone who will listen. 8. Never apply the same standard to yourself that you do to others, as this may damage your self-esteem by making you question your own choices and beliefs. 9. If you find yourself losing an argument, just change the definition of any words necessary until your argument holds water. Assert your new definition with confidence and scoff at anyone who confronts you with a dictionary definition 10. If a claim you make twice a day is proven wrong, start making it three times a day.

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your mom lol

fartgallery if youre mean to me im gonna go on ur moms facebook and caress her boob with my mouse cursor (via hylianargonian)

fartgallery if youre mean to me im gonna go on ur moms facebook and caress her boob with my mouse cursor (via hylianargonian)

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The best possible response

ahfysamapitongzabala+ bespectacledtitan bespectacledtitan bespectacledtitan bespectacledtitan a few days ago I was in a drama rehearsal and I had a pair of heels on for one of my scenes and someone in my class turned round to me and said "your legs look great" and I replied "thanks I grew them myself" I said that I said that to someone I don't want this to be my legacy omg LEGacy I f------ punned myself I have gone full circle Source: bespectacledti 23,099 notes

ahfysamapitongzabala+ bespectacledtitan bespectacledtitan bespectacledtitan bespectacledtitan a few days ago I was in a drama rehearsal and I had a pair of heels on for one of my scenes and someone in my class turned round to me and said "your legs look great" and I replied "thanks I grew them myself" I said that I said that to someone I don't want this to be my legacy omg LEGacy I f------ punned myself I have gone full circle Source: bespectacledti 23,099 notes

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I'm a what?

sophie @Scphietab な塩Follow My mum was too embarrassed to tell the vet our tortoise was called voldetort so she just said his name was Susan RETWEETS FAVORITES 4 014 22 14 letmebestardust: thecurlyginger mysharona1987 Oh my God. VOLDETORT. Hold on, best story ever: My friend's wife is the front desk person at a vet clinic, and this woman calls in asking if she can bring her lizard in. His wife agrees and asks what the lizard's name is for the appointment. The woman says, "His name is Harry. His wife wasn't sure if she heard correctly. "Harry?" "Yeah, Harry. As in "You're a lizard, Harry .”

sophie @Scphietab な塩Follow My mum was too embarrassed to tell the vet our tortoise was called voldetort so she just said his name was Susan RETWEETS FAVORITES 4 014 22 14 letmebestardust: thecurlyginger mysharona1987 Oh my God. VOLDETORT. Hold on, best story ever: My friend's wife is the front desk person at a vet clinic, and this woman calls in asking if she can bring her lizard in. His wife agrees and asks what the lizard's name is for the appointment. The woman says, "His name is Harry. His wife wasn't sure if she heard correctly. "Harry?" "Yeah, Harry. As in "You're a lizard, Harry .”

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posthumous fudge recipe

a-love-likethiswhimsicalwillow+ KAY'S FUDGE 2 SO. CHOCOLATE 2 TBS. BUTTER MELT ON LOW HEAT STIR IN CUP MILK BRING TO BOIL 3 CUPS SUGAR I TBS VANILLA PINCH SALT COOK TO SOFTBALL STAGE POUR ON MARBLE SLAB COOL & BEAT & EAT WHERE EVER SHE GOES, THERE'S LAUGHTER cosmictuesdays nadiacreek deformutilated Fudge recipe on a headstone I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I'll do it for Halloweer. I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body." That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging. Fonte: deformutilated 282.140 notas

a-love-likethiswhimsicalwillow+ KAY'S FUDGE 2 SO. CHOCOLATE 2 TBS. BUTTER MELT ON LOW HEAT STIR IN CUP MILK BRING TO BOIL 3 CUPS SUGAR I TBS VANILLA PINCH SALT COOK TO SOFTBALL STAGE POUR ON MARBLE SLAB COOL & BEAT & EAT WHERE EVER SHE GOES, THERE'S LAUGHTER cosmictuesdays nadiacreek deformutilated Fudge recipe on a headstone I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I'll do it for Halloweer. I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body." That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging. Fonte: deformutilated 282.140 notas

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Then in the beginning of class your teacher tells you he has a different test for each class.

fyoulaugh so-true。 When you take a test the other class hasn't taken yet: so-true.tumblr.com so-true: so true 1,335 notes

fyoulaugh so-true。 When you take a test the other class hasn't taken yet: so-true.tumblr.com so-true: so true 1,335 notes

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"I sexually identify as a bowler hat."

teamrocketing my university has these toilets and they're honestly ridiculous what is your gender?" Top hats

teamrocketing my university has these toilets and they're honestly ridiculous what is your gender?" Top hats

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"Flamboyantly autistic"

Oy Gestalt! Cat. 24. Ph.D. student in sociology at North Carolina State. Flamboyantly autistic and nonbinary. They/them only for pronouns. (If we're speaking French, ul/lo for pronouns-ul works just like "elle," lo like "le/la.") May actually have autism as a gender or gender substitute-this username isn't fooling around. Neither is my name, as I am extremely feline. I'm bi/pan (either works) and I have a grilfriend. (As in Dril-like girlfriend.) Also white, AFAB trans, thin and middle class I would recommend looking at my tags list before list to see people I don't want following me at all. I don't bite though.

Oy Gestalt! Cat. 24. Ph.D. student in sociology at North Carolina State. Flamboyantly autistic and nonbinary. They/them only for pronouns. (If we're speaking French, ul/lo for pronouns-ul works just like "elle," lo like "le/la.") May actually have autism as a gender or gender substitute-this username isn't fooling around. Neither is my name, as I am extremely feline. I'm bi/pan (either works) and I have a grilfriend. (As in Dril-like girlfriend.) Also white, AFAB trans, thin and middle class I would recommend looking at my tags list before list to see people I don't want following me at all. I don't bite though.

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Siri plz

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sniffing siri where can I find a rich sugar daddy 165 notes

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Surprised that Stuart hasn't died with any of these antics.

stillwaitingformytimelord stillwaitingformytimelord Im watching Stuart Little and im just wondering, whHY DO THEY ADOPT THE f------ TALKING RAT and why do they allow the rat to play on a soccer team??? THESE ARE THE QUESTIONS EVERYONE SHOULD BE ASKING 53 notes

stillwaitingformytimelord stillwaitingformytimelord Im watching Stuart Little and im just wondering, whHY DO THEY ADOPT THE f------ TALKING RAT and why do they allow the rat to play on a soccer team??? THESE ARE THE QUESTIONS EVERYONE SHOULD BE ASKING 53 notes

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El pastel es una mentira.

ms Hou lhke cartoons| 乀what's ike thet My show aware andbe Basically tumblr right now. I'll be damned if anyone tells me not to watch mlp and su It's okay one of them made us a cake rry for hating on the bron fandom because of a website lunarnarwhal I think all bronies deserve this The issue that the SU fandom has, is that many of them saw how much of an unsafe area many of the bad bronies made MLP become, so we don't want that happening with this fandom as well This is nothing about MLP fans wanting to watch SU, it's about making sure males don't call themselves an SU equivalent of bronies, and try to pigeonhole themselves as a special snowflake defying social norms because they like a thing which is more female oriented and expect to be treated with reverence as a guy who likes girly things

ms Hou lhke cartoons| 乀what's ike thet My show aware andbe Basically tumblr right now. I'll be damned if anyone tells me not to watch mlp and su It's okay one of them made us a cake rry for hating on the bron fandom because of a website lunarnarwhal I think all bronies deserve this The issue that the SU fandom has, is that many of them saw how much of an unsafe area many of the bad bronies made MLP become, so we don't want that happening with this fandom as well This is nothing about MLP fans wanting to watch SU, it's about making sure males don't call themselves an SU equivalent of bronies, and try to pigeonhole themselves as a special snowflake defying social norms because they like a thing which is more female oriented and expect to be treated with reverence as a guy who likes girly things

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idk what to say

Source:ghostfishkrillalh rainvgalaxy18 I (AGGRESSIVELY CHICKEN DANCES TOWARDS YOU) LOOK WHATI MADE reblogging because everyone needs to see that gif CANT BREATHE 159,747 notes

Source:ghostfishkrillalh rainvgalaxy18 I (AGGRESSIVELY CHICKEN DANCES TOWARDS YOU) LOOK WHATI MADE reblogging because everyone needs to see that gif CANT BREATHE 159,747 notes

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"Not using my language is selfish! Speak normally goddamn foreigns! WAAAH TOO FOREIGN I'LL REPORT YOU"

craiganthonywell ladywhitewalker: high-on-120 craiganthonywell fake-tumlbr: craiganthonywell I've come to the realisation that although people who speak foreign can understand English, people who speak English cannot understand foreign. So can everyone please blog in English, to do otherwise is actually really selfish and makes you an a------. Thanks nie mów mi, co mam robić ze swoim życiem no i ja się pytam człowieku dumny ty jesteś z siebie zdajesz sobie sprawę z tego co robisz? masz ty wogôle rozum i godnośc człowieka?ja nie wiem ale żałosny typek z ciebie Do you not understand that normal people don't understand what you are saying unless you speak normally??? Goddamn foreigns are so weird seulement 26,1% du monde parle anglais.. Anglais peut etre normal pour vous, mais pas à 73,9 % de la population mondiale locuteurs natifs de l'anglais sont bizarres I![insérez un autre état ignorants ici] Bonjour le petite pois avec la piscine et une chien haha dit is één van de domste dingen die ik de afgelopen maand gelezen heb. gefeliciteerd. STOP ITI THIS COUNTS AS BULLYING AND I WILL REPORT YOU TO TUMBLR FOR BEING TOO FOREIGN Vosotros nunca olvidéis que Dios es español y que por ende este flaco niño blanco anglosajón no puede hacer demandas sobre nuestra libre expresión a través del lenguage divino de la peninsula ibérica y de toda Europa asi como de toda la América españolal

craiganthonywell ladywhitewalker: high-on-120 craiganthonywell fake-tumlbr: craiganthonywell I've come to the realisation that although people who speak foreign can understand English, people who speak English cannot understand foreign. So can everyone please blog in English, to do otherwise is actually really selfish and makes you an a------. Thanks nie mów mi, co mam robić ze swoim życiem no i ja się pytam człowieku dumny ty jesteś z siebie zdajesz sobie sprawę z tego co robisz? masz ty wogôle rozum i godnośc człowieka?ja nie wiem ale żałosny typek z ciebie Do you not understand that normal people don't understand what you are saying unless you speak normally??? Goddamn foreigns are so weird seulement 26,1% du monde parle anglais.. Anglais peut etre normal pour vous, mais pas à 73,9 % de la population mondiale locuteurs natifs de l'anglais sont bizarres I![insérez un autre état ignorants ici] Bonjour le petite pois avec la piscine et une chien haha dit is één van de domste dingen die ik de afgelopen maand gelezen heb. gefeliciteerd. STOP ITI THIS COUNTS AS BULLYING AND I WILL REPORT YOU TO TUMBLR FOR BEING TOO FOREIGN Vosotros nunca olvidéis que Dios es español y que por ende este flaco niño blanco anglosajón no puede hacer demandas sobre nuestra libre expresión a través del lenguage divino de la peninsula ibérica y de toda Europa asi como de toda la América españolal

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Dentist questionnaires are transphobic

8 WHEN WAS YOUR LAST COMPLETE PHYSICAL? A) ARE YOU PREGNANT OR THINK YOU MAY BE PREGNANT 8) ARE YOU NURSING C) ARE YOU TAKING BIRTH CONTROL PILLS K ONLY IF ANSWER IS YES CHEST PAINS □ KIDNEY DISEASES DENTIST (my writing says 'this is unnecessary and not transgender inclusive') #cissexism #pregnancy m/ #unnecessarili 10 notes

8 WHEN WAS YOUR LAST COMPLETE PHYSICAL? A) ARE YOU PREGNANT OR THINK YOU MAY BE PREGNANT 8) ARE YOU NURSING C) ARE YOU TAKING BIRTH CONTROL PILLS K ONLY IF ANSWER IS YES CHEST PAINS □ KIDNEY DISEASES DENTIST (my writing says 'this is unnecessary and not transgender inclusive') #cissexism #pregnancy m/ #unnecessarili 10 notes

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They've figured it out

Follow From what I have seen, most people who are anti-otherkin are either anit-feminist or anti-sjw l think that kind of says a lot... #otherkin 9 notes

Follow From what I have seen, most people who are anti-otherkin are either anit-feminist or anti-sjw l think that kind of says a lot... #otherkin 9 notes

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