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This makes me unreasonably mad

Taxi Driver Rejects a woman Making Sexual Advan So... this woman sexually assaults this guy, clearly. He's begging pleading, demanding she stop She doesnt stop She grabs his hand and stuffs it in her crotch. He recoils. Insert False Allegation: THE F------ CAB DRIVER IS ARRESTED Let that sink in.. The f------ CAB DRIVER ended up getting arrested when the lawyer in question. Yeah... that's right... SHES A F------ LAWYER... accused him of blackmailing her He was summarily There was no proof he actually blackmailed her. None. The Police never even bothered to verify her claims. At all. They just straight up f------ arrested the CAB DRIVER and threw him in jail When it became apparent there was no proof of blackmail whatsoever, and the whole "She's f------ sexually assaulting him on the f------ tape the police are holding in their hands" she managed to get charged with something What did she get charged with? Simple assault Ishit you not arrested Screams anguish of WHAT THE F---?!?!?!? Im going to throw up now Wooow this was scary as f--- to watch I can do you one better.... He was arrested in part for voyeurism against her... for filming her sexually assaulting him l didn't mention it before for fear that no one would believe me That's right.... THE POLICE CHARGED HIM WITH VIDEO VOYEURISM FOR FILMING THE WOMAN SEXUALLY ASSAULTING HIM WHILE HE WAS BEING SEXUALLY ASSAULTED. FOR MAKING ALLEGED CREEP SHOTS AGAINST THE WOMAN ATTEMPTING TO R--- HIM HE WAS THROWN IN JAIL. K-me ICANHASCHEEZBURGER.COM E I mean just... !... "RAGE* This dude was arrested for filming his r---#feminism xt August 03, 2014 O comments Tweet

Taxi Driver Rejects a woman Making Sexual Advan So... this woman sexually assaults this guy, clearly. He's begging pleading, demanding she stop She doesnt stop She grabs his hand and stuffs it in her crotch. He recoils. Insert False Allegation: THE F------ CAB DRIVER IS ARRESTED Let that sink in.. The f------ CAB DRIVER ended up getting arrested when the lawyer in question. Yeah... that's right... SHES A F------ LAWYER... accused him of blackmailing her He was summarily There was no proof he actually blackmailed her. None. The Police never even bothered to verify her claims. At all. They just straight up f------ arrested the CAB DRIVER and threw him in jail When it became apparent there was no proof of blackmail whatsoever, and the whole "She's f------ sexually assaulting him on the f------ tape the police are holding in their hands" she managed to get charged with something What did she get charged with? Simple assault Ishit you not arrested Screams anguish of WHAT THE F---?!?!?!? Im going to throw up now Wooow this was scary as f--- to watch I can do you one better.... He was arrested in part for voyeurism against her... for filming her sexually assaulting him l didn't mention it before for fear that no one would believe me That's right.... THE POLICE CHARGED HIM WITH VIDEO VOYEURISM FOR FILMING THE WOMAN SEXUALLY ASSAULTING HIM WHILE HE WAS BEING SEXUALLY ASSAULTED. FOR MAKING ALLEGED CREEP SHOTS AGAINST THE WOMAN ATTEMPTING TO R--- HIM HE WAS THROWN IN JAIL. K-me ICANHASCHEEZBURGER.COM E I mean just... !... "RAGE* This dude was arrested for filming his r---#feminism xt August 03, 2014 O comments Tweet

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Yeti Costume

as-seenon-tv: I love working at joann fabrics today a guy asked me to show him the fake fur and when I did he goes "noooo... this won't do" and part of my job is giving advice for projects so I asked him what he was using it for and he looks down at the floor and quietly says "...I wanna make a yeti costume to scare people with when we go skiing..."

as-seenon-tv: I love working at joann fabrics today a guy asked me to show him the fake fur and when I did he goes "noooo... this won't do" and part of my job is giving advice for projects so I asked him what he was using it for and he looks down at the floor and quietly says "...I wanna make a yeti costume to scare people with when we go skiing..."

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tumble being a shithole as usual

once again the neurotypicals want to put the borderlines in really s----- light and paint themselves as the weepy martyrs instead of trying to accomodate us Borderline areppeople and deserve to be locked up unbil they get some***help adhdgh0st not-an-ocelot badpearl i thought this was relevant seriously Imao do you think I am an a------ to people like you badpearl nice to hear the neurotypicals Really Care About Us adhdgh0st considering you just referred to me and other neurodivergent ppl using the phrase people like yo yea. i do. Imao not-an-ocelot once again tumble generalizes a large group of mostly innocent well meaning people as assholes badpearl adhdgh0st in summary: f--- you, f--- your children, and eat my s--- you blithering f--- Source: adhdgh0st #ableísm// #f--- your ohhhhh my god badpearl

once again the neurotypicals want to put the borderlines in really s----- light and paint themselves as the weepy martyrs instead of trying to accomodate us Borderline areppeople and deserve to be locked up unbil they get some***help adhdgh0st not-an-ocelot badpearl i thought this was relevant seriously Imao do you think I am an a------ to people like you badpearl nice to hear the neurotypicals Really Care About Us adhdgh0st considering you just referred to me and other neurodivergent ppl using the phrase people like yo yea. i do. Imao not-an-ocelot once again tumble generalizes a large group of mostly innocent well meaning people as assholes badpearl adhdgh0st in summary: f--- you, f--- your children, and eat my s--- you blithering f--- Source: adhdgh0st #ableísm// #f--- your ohhhhh my god badpearl

Finding Clarence

keep-the-pieces asked Can you draw a jealous jellyfish? 沫 bewbin answered u jelly u cant swim as fast as me ill shock u so hard, Pixar will have to make a movie called finding Clarence but theyll never find u clarence cause youll be f------ dead

keep-the-pieces asked Can you draw a jealous jellyfish? 沫 bewbin answered u jelly u cant swim as fast as me ill shock u so hard, Pixar will have to make a movie called finding Clarence but theyll never find u clarence cause youll be f------ dead

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This sounds like something just-shower-thoughts would post.

yourerightinthemiddleoftheroad: andwhispers every book you've ever read is just a different combination of 26 letters this post literally made me look away from my screen and rethink my entire life 284.265 notes は間

yourerightinthemiddleoftheroad: andwhispers every book you've ever read is just a different combination of 26 letters this post literally made me look away from my screen and rethink my entire life 284.265 notes は間

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He sails a boat, hits a wall, and says goodbye to his audience.

Spoil the ending of your favorite movie with no context. itswalky he doctress thehufflepuffwholeaptth ime idiot-thing XC He spins a top that may or may not have fallen over before reuniting with his children They didn't get sucked up platonic as hell friendship saves the day They get away just as the police commissioner realizes who they are They have to do something about their kid:s The pin keeping his jawbone in place follows his disembodied hand and leg to find his severed head buried in the snow The whole group sings in jail He falls apart and everybody leaves him They had fun storming the castle to save her from mawwaige And he wants his father back you son of a bitch There was no mine shaft gap not sure why he had to be naturalized, he was born here Divorce would have been a really useful service in medieval times

Spoil the ending of your favorite movie with no context. itswalky he doctress thehufflepuffwholeaptth ime idiot-thing XC He spins a top that may or may not have fallen over before reuniting with his children They didn't get sucked up platonic as hell friendship saves the day They get away just as the police commissioner realizes who they are They have to do something about their kid:s The pin keeping his jawbone in place follows his disembodied hand and leg to find his severed head buried in the snow The whole group sings in jail He falls apart and everybody leaves him They had fun storming the castle to save her from mawwaige And he wants his father back you son of a bitch There was no mine shaft gap not sure why he had to be naturalized, he was born here Divorce would have been a really useful service in medieval times

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lasagnababy: when rappers brag about being rich and breaking the law but then whine when people illegally download their music NICk.co

lasagnababy: when rappers brag about being rich and breaking the law but then whine when people illegally download their music NICk.co

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Story time

offside-goal Tumblr stories be like SO TOdAY I WAS At thE SUBWAY and A DUDE LOOKED AT ME AND saiD "U R SO UGLY I HATE UR WHOLE FAMILY SUCK MY D--- u f------ whOER" and I CALMLY GOT MY KATANA OUT MY BACKPACK AN D KILLED hiM RIGHT THERE!!! BECAUSE I'M SO BADASS!!! EVERYONE IN THE TRAIN APPLAUDED ME! LIKE U KNOW THAT HAPPENS EVRYDAY RITE??? AND A COP SAW BUT diD NOTHING BECAuSE I WAS COOL!!! I alSO FOUND THE HOLY GRAIL!!

offside-goal Tumblr stories be like SO TOdAY I WAS At thE SUBWAY and A DUDE LOOKED AT ME AND saiD "U R SO UGLY I HATE UR WHOLE FAMILY SUCK MY D--- u f------ whOER" and I CALMLY GOT MY KATANA OUT MY BACKPACK AN D KILLED hiM RIGHT THERE!!! BECAUSE I'M SO BADASS!!! EVERYONE IN THE TRAIN APPLAUDED ME! LIKE U KNOW THAT HAPPENS EVRYDAY RITE??? AND A COP SAW BUT diD NOTHING BECAuSE I WAS COOL!!! I alSO FOUND THE HOLY GRAIL!!

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I'm sure some people would find a way

fake deep posts are like straightbovfriend you like seashells but you wouldn't eat sand f--- the ocean Reblogged 2 days ago from quertare (originally from straightboyfriend) 106,763 notes Source: straightboyfriend

fake deep posts are like straightbovfriend you like seashells but you wouldn't eat sand f--- the ocean Reblogged 2 days ago from quertare (originally from straightboyfriend) 106,763 notes Source: straightboyfriend

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Alexandra Erin explains the whole "tumblr doesn't want discourse" thing to Anonymous

http://blue-author.tumblr.com/post/128305606460/ Anonymous asks can you ex plain the whole tumbir doesn't want discourse thing to me Sure. goes lke this Tumbir was conceived of as a microblogging site a la Iwitter. It S less intended for creating content than sharing content, and they never really intended for people to write long pieces of text or have conversations back and forth on them You can see this in how quick Tumblr has always been to truncate conversations and change them from "reblog as text" to "reblog as inks". What's really telling is the fact that they didn't include any SU he site's architecture doesn't reallu accommodate picture posts (since t would hide the picture), but that's not the reason picture posts don't truncate. If they had thought it important to include truncation for picture posts, they would have created a post type hat accommodated i cation feature for picture posts, only for text posts. Now, ca cation changes the post type to link, which No, they just didn't plain didn't count on the idea that people would be having conversations below picture posts. The space below pictures is for captions, not conversations. They expect social interaction to happen. T hey count on it. But serious discourse Long conversationsThis is both counter to their expectations and their perceived interest I mean, in the first place, the same three or four people talking back and forth on a post doesn't produce the same value from their point of view as one person creating something that catches fire and circulates on its own, collecting a string of one-line notes or reblogs without comment umblr doesn't want to be responsible for But more importan keeping peace in an atmosphere where people are using Tumblr to discuss politics or vent about their personal struggles instead of posting song lyrics and pictures of cats and superheroes. The presence of what some call social justice discourse on Tum he ad hoc communities that have sprung up around marginalized identies is something that the corporate masters can only see as a headache. lo put it simply: the want producr, not progress tly, T bir and So this is why we get update after update designed to make the site less useful to the serious user while appearing slicker to the more casual or newer user. This is why updates tend to make conversation harder. And most of all, this is why the staff doesn't e a rodent's hindquarters about protecting communities or policing hate... because the sooner people stop junking up their cat meme sharing service with serious discussion, the happier the suits will be. NOTES: 12910 9/3/1510:43pm SHORT URL: http://tmblr.co/ZnWOOu1tVd2 FILED UNDER: #Anonymous

http://blue-author.tumblr.com/post/128305606460/ Anonymous asks can you ex plain the whole tumbir doesn't want discourse thing to me Sure. goes lke this Tumbir was conceived of as a microblogging site a la Iwitter. It S less intended for creating content than sharing content, and they never really intended for people to write long pieces of text or have conversations back and forth on them You can see this in how quick Tumblr has always been to truncate conversations and change them from "reblog as text" to "reblog as inks". What's really telling is the fact that they didn't include any SU he site's architecture doesn't reallu accommodate picture posts (since t would hide the picture), but that's not the reason picture posts don't truncate. If they had thought it important to include truncation for picture posts, they would have created a post type hat accommodated i cation feature for picture posts, only for text posts. Now, ca cation changes the post type to link, which No, they just didn't plain didn't count on the idea that people would be having conversations below picture posts. The space below pictures is for captions, not conversations. They expect social interaction to happen. T hey count on it. But serious discourse Long conversationsThis is both counter to their expectations and their perceived interest I mean, in the first place, the same three or four people talking back and forth on a post doesn't produce the same value from their point of view as one person creating something that catches fire and circulates on its own, collecting a string of one-line notes or reblogs without comment umblr doesn't want to be responsible for But more importan keeping peace in an atmosphere where people are using Tumblr to discuss politics or vent about their personal struggles instead of posting song lyrics and pictures of cats and superheroes. The presence of what some call social justice discourse on Tum he ad hoc communities that have sprung up around marginalized identies is something that the corporate masters can only see as a headache. lo put it simply: the want producr, not progress tly, T bir and So this is why we get update after update designed to make the site less useful to the serious user while appearing slicker to the more casual or newer user. This is why updates tend to make conversation harder. And most of all, this is why the staff doesn't e a rodent's hindquarters about protecting communities or policing hate... because the sooner people stop junking up their cat meme sharing service with serious discussion, the happier the suits will be. NOTES: 12910 9/3/1510:43pm SHORT URL: http://tmblr.co/ZnWOOu1tVd2 FILED UNDER: #Anonymous

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Almost as bad as the update where we HAVE to have titles

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Help me, Tumblr You got it. Describe the problem you're having as best you can, and a member of our Support team will be in touch with you as soon as possible. Note: This form is for technical issues and general weirdness. If you're reporting a violation of our Community Guidelines, use this other form instead What's going on? Something else EVERYTHING'S BROKEN! FIX IT NOW! Attachment Optional

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