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He's a good boy

my mom has a friend who has a failed program- service dog and he's literally my favorite creature He's a really smart lab, he learned all the commands, but he just has an affinity for doing them whenever he wants So this lady's dog literally turns on-off lights, opens doors, opens the fridge, etc... at his own wishes. Her house looks like its baby-proofed, with kid safe locks on everything and stuff, but really she just has a dog that's learned all the mobility service dog commands but has a mind of his own.

my mom has a friend who has a failed program- service dog and he's literally my favorite creature He's a really smart lab, he learned all the commands, but he just has an affinity for doing them whenever he wants So this lady's dog literally turns on-off lights, opens doors, opens the fridge, etc... at his own wishes. Her house looks like its baby-proofed, with kid safe locks on everything and stuff, but really she just has a dog that's learned all the mobility service dog commands but has a mind of his own.

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Easy system

adhdheather to remember how many feet there are in a mile, u just gotta use 5 tomatoes five to-mate-oes sounds like five, two, eight, 0 and there's 5280 feet in a mile official-deutschland To remember how many meters there are in a kilometre you just remember "1000" because the system of measurement in the rest of the world wasn't invented by a drunk mathematician rolling dice.

adhdheather to remember how many feet there are in a mile, u just gotta use 5 tomatoes five to-mate-oes sounds like five, two, eight, 0 and there's 5280 feet in a mile official-deutschland To remember how many meters there are in a kilometre you just remember "1000" because the system of measurement in the rest of the world wasn't invented by a drunk mathematician rolling dice.

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The gutter man

ICON derinthescarletpescatarian Follow 4 t sitten I'm waiting on a call from the gutter man so I'm carrying my phone with me everywhere today and it feels weird. Better not leave the room without my Instant Communication Device. I do not like it. bophtelophti Follow 2 t sitten Soon may the gutter man come, to clean out litter and dirt and scum jrcameron Follow 2 t sitten one day when the gutterin's done he'll take his leave and go 361 notes D F

ICON derinthescarletpescatarian Follow 4 t sitten I'm waiting on a call from the gutter man so I'm carrying my phone with me everywhere today and it feels weird. Better not leave the room without my Instant Communication Device. I do not like it. bophtelophti Follow 2 t sitten Soon may the gutter man come, to clean out litter and dirt and scum jrcameron Follow 2 t sitten one day when the gutterin's done he'll take his leave and go 361 notes D F

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One game, one life

gruene-teufel I have a friend, who's a history major, who has only played one game the past two years. He's spent almost 2000 hours on Crusader Kings II and that's all he plays every single day after class. When I tried to recommend Titanfall 2 to him, he said, "No thanks, I already play a video game." not-a-fed

gruene-teufel I have a friend, who's a history major, who has only played one game the past two years. He's spent almost 2000 hours on Crusader Kings II and that's all he plays every single day after class. When I tried to recommend Titanfall 2 to him, he said, "No thanks, I already play a video game." not-a-fed

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New veggie dropped

can they like release new vegetables bumblebeebats i work at whole foods and im here to tell u that they do bumblebeebats Some lady the other day puts this on my conveyor belt and im like ...ma'am what is this and she has the audacity to say "i don't know"

can they like release new vegetables bumblebeebats i work at whole foods and im here to tell u that they do bumblebeebats Some lady the other day puts this on my conveyor belt and im like ...ma'am what is this and she has the audacity to say "i don't know"

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They don't make them how they used to

hollowboobtheory Follow gonna start saying “you couldn't make x movie today" but for reasons unrelated to political correctness hollowboobtheory Follow you couldn't make Home Alone 2: Lost in New York today because the strict airport regulations put into place after 9/11 make it nigh impossible for a child to simply walk onto the wrong plane

hollowboobtheory Follow gonna start saying “you couldn't make x movie today" but for reasons unrelated to political correctness hollowboobtheory Follow you couldn't make Home Alone 2: Lost in New York today because the strict airport regulations put into place after 9/11 make it nigh impossible for a child to simply walk onto the wrong plane

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Who woulge?

milfkanan Follow every time i feed my cat i think of who woulge? "dinner" it is my cat. milfkanan Follow oh this post is actually incomprehensible isn't it WHO WOULGE? Fancy Feast TUNA FEAST FLAKED "dinner" this one this is the Image joshpeck Follow It is my cat. adding the image made it less comprehensible 81,667 notes A

milfkanan Follow every time i feed my cat i think of who woulge? "dinner" it is my cat. milfkanan Follow oh this post is actually incomprehensible isn't it WHO WOULGE? Fancy Feast TUNA FEAST FLAKED "dinner" this one this is the Image joshpeck Follow It is my cat. adding the image made it less comprehensible 81,667 notes A

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Termite eater doesn't sound as good

weaver-z Follow Jan 16 → Tip Nobody talks about the termites killed by anteaters..... it's right there in the name. ANT eaters. No one even cares that they eat more termites than ants. There's a stigma giantanteaters-deactivated20230 STIGMA CLAWS IN YOUR NEST 12,799 notes о

weaver-z Follow Jan 16 → Tip Nobody talks about the termites killed by anteaters..... it's right there in the name. ANT eaters. No one even cares that they eat more termites than ants. There's a stigma giantanteaters-deactivated20230 STIGMA CLAWS IN YOUR NEST 12,799 notes о

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Confused bulorb

seaslux Follow The confused bulborb has fallen in with the Pikmin. They appear to coexist peacefully. seaslux Follow The confused bulborb has fallen in with the Pikmin!

seaslux Follow The confused bulborb has fallen in with the Pikmin. They appear to coexist peacefully. seaslux Follow The confused bulborb has fallen in with the Pikmin!

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Another factory meme

kaijuno 1d ago Follow tsunderebird Follow 7h ago ... Man it sure is boring working at the M&M factory mm mm mm m.m Now this looks like a job for me m.m mm mm

kaijuno 1d ago Follow tsunderebird Follow 7h ago ... Man it sure is boring working at the M&M factory mm mm mm m.m Now this looks like a job for me m.m mm mm

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That is insane

How Do You Take Your Medication? Lawful Good Juice Neutral Good Water Chaotic Good Soda GULP Lawful Neutral Tea True Neutral Dry Swallow Chaotic Neutral Shower Water Lawful Evil Alcohol Neutral Evil Soup Chaotic Evil Condiments jennyloggins if i ever meet a chaotic evil downing their meds with condiments i will break their physical bodies into segments like a kitkat and throw them into the trash

How Do You Take Your Medication? Lawful Good Juice Neutral Good Water Chaotic Good Soda GULP Lawful Neutral Tea True Neutral Dry Swallow Chaotic Neutral Shower Water Lawful Evil Alcohol Neutral Evil Soup Chaotic Evil Condiments jennyloggins if i ever meet a chaotic evil downing their meds with condiments i will break their physical bodies into segments like a kitkat and throw them into the trash

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It's timeless

silvernotebooks Iloveyouinsecret Follow kaijuno Follow → Tip WHY'D Ya Have To GO aND Make THINGS SO @TAKETHESEBROKENMEMES Swamplicated autisticexpression Follow Tumblr culture is not knowing if this is from 2008 or earlier this week. 080 26k

silvernotebooks Iloveyouinsecret Follow kaijuno Follow → Tip WHY'D Ya Have To GO aND Make THINGS SO @TAKETHESEBROKENMEMES Swamplicated autisticexpression Follow Tumblr culture is not knowing if this is from 2008 or earlier this week. 080 26k

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Times change

we lost it when songs started being uploaded on youtube called SPEED UP + PITCHED (TIKTOK VERSION) like call it what its called. its nightcore. respect the ones who came before you. and put an anime girl on the thumbnail stormflower-cosplay Follow

we lost it when songs started being uploaded on youtube called SPEED UP + PITCHED (TIKTOK VERSION) like call it what its called. its nightcore. respect the ones who came before you. and put an anime girl on the thumbnail stormflower-cosplay Follow

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I am sobbing

millenniallust4death Follow I'm paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD millenniallust4death Follow Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift.

millenniallust4death Follow I'm paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD millenniallust4death Follow Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift.

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It's alive

bogleech Follow Why does the entire rest of the internet think tumblr is "dying" or "dead" when I have seen absolutely no drop in activity level on here ever transgirl-link Follow Would you rather twitter and reddit people move back here? I think it's good people think we're dead tribeofthedrunkenweasles Follow REDDIT TUMBLR TWITTER

bogleech Follow Why does the entire rest of the internet think tumblr is "dying" or "dead" when I have seen absolutely no drop in activity level on here ever transgirl-link Follow Would you rather twitter and reddit people move back here? I think it's good people think we're dead tribeofthedrunkenweasles Follow REDDIT TUMBLR TWITTER

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The collective hallucination

valdevia Follow The person who ran next to your car when you were a child. valdevia Follow Shoutout to those that never imagined this guy and get really confused when they see everyone agree that they saw them as a kid. My favorite collective hallucination.

valdevia Follow The person who ran next to your car when you were a child. valdevia Follow Shoutout to those that never imagined this guy and get really confused when they see everyone agree that they saw them as a kid. My favorite collective hallucination.

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So comforting

myjurassicisparked Follow The JP characters going through 24 hours of straight trauma and terror Me, enjoying my comfort movie "This is my comfort movie," she says as the T. rex terrorizes children trapped in a vehicle. ...

myjurassicisparked Follow The JP characters going through 24 hours of straight trauma and terror Me, enjoying my comfort movie "This is my comfort movie," she says as the T. rex terrorizes children trapped in a vehicle. ...

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Who's laughing now?

gaymilesedgeworth: CREDIT: DREA sometimes i think about the fact that Dreamworks was working on the Prince of Egypt and Shrek at the same time and would apparently send people to work on Shrek instead of the Prince of Egypt as a form of punishment the night i posted this i couldn't find a source and i've been wondering ever since if maybe it was just some kind of up fever dream or something. but no, it's real: As Shrek floundered, its status as the ugly stepchild at DreamWorks was reinforced. "It was known as the Gulag," said one animator. "If you failed on Prince of Egypt...you were sent to the dungeons to work on Shrek." The assignment was referred to as being "Shreked." i learned something today

gaymilesedgeworth: CREDIT: DREA sometimes i think about the fact that Dreamworks was working on the Prince of Egypt and Shrek at the same time and would apparently send people to work on Shrek instead of the Prince of Egypt as a form of punishment the night i posted this i couldn't find a source and i've been wondering ever since if maybe it was just some kind of up fever dream or something. but no, it's real: As Shrek floundered, its status as the ugly stepchild at DreamWorks was reinforced. "It was known as the Gulag," said one animator. "If you failed on Prince of Egypt...you were sent to the dungeons to work on Shrek." The assignment was referred to as being "Shreked." i learned something today

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A more accurate description

catradoratwtgoodies Follow tiff @lornursus everything in moderation except for animated women who are slightly unhinged proxissima Follow #ayyy # catgirlpygmymarmoset I would argue that Azula and Jinx are a bit more than "slightly" unhinged. would even go so far as to say they are no longer connected to the doorframe #sh post

catradoratwtgoodies Follow tiff @lornursus everything in moderation except for animated women who are slightly unhinged proxissima Follow #ayyy # catgirlpygmymarmoset I would argue that Azula and Jinx are a bit more than "slightly" unhinged. would even go so far as to say they are no longer connected to the doorframe #sh post

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I did too

CON envyadams.tumblr.com/post/4011755381 deltacobell: envyadams: Drunk Andrew Garfield: a collage at first glance i thought this was one direction

CON envyadams.tumblr.com/post/4011755381 deltacobell: envyadams: Drunk Andrew Garfield: a collage at first glance i thought this was one direction

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