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An ancient meme?

TIL The etymology of the worlds most recognizable word, "okay / OK", comes from a fad in the 1830s where people purposely misspelt "all correct" as "oll korrect". via reddit.com t? s' fromspace IT WAS A F MEME

TIL The etymology of the worlds most recognizable word, "okay / OK", comes from a fad in the 1830s where people purposely misspelt "all correct" as "oll korrect". via reddit.com t? s' fromspace IT WAS A F MEME

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Seriously though, it's Elmo

depsidase Jul 8 Elmo . @Elmo Mar 8, 2023 Happy international Women's day from Elmo! 4.8K 17 23.5K Andrew Tate 612.5K <] ⠀ @Cobratate Mar 8, 2023 You have poisoned the minds of young boys for generations. Vilifying masculinity and what it means to be a man. May you and your Sesame Street become reduced to a pile of burning rubble. Up yours vile creature. 176 1739 411 thedrugdude Follow Aug 4 Well HE seems nice. anarchistmemecollective Follow 32m ago #who beefs with elmo

depsidase Jul 8 Elmo . @Elmo Mar 8, 2023 Happy international Women's day from Elmo! 4.8K 17 23.5K Andrew Tate 612.5K <] ⠀ @Cobratate Mar 8, 2023 You have poisoned the minds of young boys for generations. Vilifying masculinity and what it means to be a man. May you and your Sesame Street become reduced to a pile of burning rubble. Up yours vile creature. 176 1739 411 thedrugdude Follow Aug 4 Well HE seems nice. anarchistmemecollective Follow 32m ago #who beefs with elmo

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It just makes sense

otherwindow Follow character: *has frost powers* me: your backstory is family related trauma isn't it otherwindow Follow

otherwindow Follow character: *has frost powers* me: your backstory is family related trauma isn't it otherwindow Follow

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She's a hoot

Ne America's definitive NATENS binding AUTOMS SOCIETY SIBLEY BIRDS Ellen D. Hartimeier YEAH, SHE'S GOOD LOOKING, I GUESS. NOT REALLY MY TYPE. I LIKE A BIGGER WINGSPAN. THERE WE GO. PAGE 236. LOOK AT THE PLUMAGE ON THAT ONE. SWEET JESUS. themaefive I tried to scroll past this.

Ne America's definitive NATENS binding AUTOMS SOCIETY SIBLEY BIRDS Ellen D. Hartimeier YEAH, SHE'S GOOD LOOKING, I GUESS. NOT REALLY MY TYPE. I LIKE A BIGGER WINGSPAN. THERE WE GO. PAGE 236. LOOK AT THE PLUMAGE ON THAT ONE. SWEET JESUS. themaefive I tried to scroll past this.

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Two kinds of cats

yikes-ajax Follow Scenario: Accidentally kicked my cat Cat 1: !! You KICK me?! For shame, for shame! You foolish, lowly MORTAL, do you know what dishonor you bring upon your BLOODLINE? Three hundred years of cold isolation for you! I leave you in your sin to wallow, as you have BETRAYED me like the nature of man I had hoped you were above! Nay, I see now, you were never a benevolent god or vessel of divinity, you are a SNAKE! A SNAKE I say! Rest alone, cold and sorrowful for yourself, may the misplaced pity you fraught with bury you! Cat 2: bro I ain't f moving lol #there are two kinds of cats. cat people know.

yikes-ajax Follow Scenario: Accidentally kicked my cat Cat 1: !! You KICK me?! For shame, for shame! You foolish, lowly MORTAL, do you know what dishonor you bring upon your BLOODLINE? Three hundred years of cold isolation for you! I leave you in your sin to wallow, as you have BETRAYED me like the nature of man I had hoped you were above! Nay, I see now, you were never a benevolent god or vessel of divinity, you are a SNAKE! A SNAKE I say! Rest alone, cold and sorrowful for yourself, may the misplaced pity you fraught with bury you! Cat 2: bro I ain't f moving lol #there are two kinds of cats. cat people know.

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all words are made up

snuffles005 Follow as someone who studies linguistics, i will never not laugh when someone says "that word doesn't exist" like, my good bitch. if a word is regularly used by a certain amount of people then it exists. if it has its own grammatical rules then its perfectly valid. it's part of their lexicon now, sweetie. "It's a made up word" honey, all words are made up. Linguists didn't just f------ excavate athens and were like BEHOLD!!! VOCABULARY!! "that word isn't in the dictionary" dictionaries are not rule books, they're record books. "Refrigerate" didn't exist 200 years ago and yet here we are. a language that doesn't adapt to an ever changing society is bound to be lost because eventually, it won't be able to keep up with Social progress. you m------------.

snuffles005 Follow as someone who studies linguistics, i will never not laugh when someone says "that word doesn't exist" like, my good bitch. if a word is regularly used by a certain amount of people then it exists. if it has its own grammatical rules then its perfectly valid. it's part of their lexicon now, sweetie. "It's a made up word" honey, all words are made up. Linguists didn't just f------ excavate athens and were like BEHOLD!!! VOCABULARY!! "that word isn't in the dictionary" dictionaries are not rule books, they're record books. "Refrigerate" didn't exist 200 years ago and yet here we are. a language that doesn't adapt to an ever changing society is bound to be lost because eventually, it won't be able to keep up with Social progress. you m------------.

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I am so confused

teaboot Aug 9, 2024 - 1:54 PM 2 hours ago 1:54 PM Anonymous asked: teaboot will you be the livvy dunne to my baby gronk youre so sigma wa lvl ten gyatt im not skibidi i wanna rizz you up ா teaboot answered: w. What fionn-o-nassus Aug 9, 2024 - 2:42 PM 1 hour ago well you see, livvy dunne rizzed up baby gronk at Isu, and now baby gronk is the new rizz king. baby gronk stole livvy from the drip king at Isu. teaboot Aug 9, 2024 - 3:26 PM 1 hour ago The... the love interest to the individual who has gained... desirability.. through wooing the romantic partner of... the figure of status... at the function??? teaboot Aug 9, 2024 3:31 PM 57 minutes ago Does.... baby gronk... is baby gronk the new rizz king BECAUSE livvy dunne rizzed him up at Isu?? Or. Or are those things unrelated teaboot Aug 9, 2024 - 3:32 PM 56 minutes ago Anon I think I might be too old for you × Close notes 3:32 PM D ☺

teaboot Aug 9, 2024 - 1:54 PM 2 hours ago 1:54 PM Anonymous asked: teaboot will you be the livvy dunne to my baby gronk youre so sigma wa lvl ten gyatt im not skibidi i wanna rizz you up ா teaboot answered: w. What fionn-o-nassus Aug 9, 2024 - 2:42 PM 1 hour ago well you see, livvy dunne rizzed up baby gronk at Isu, and now baby gronk is the new rizz king. baby gronk stole livvy from the drip king at Isu. teaboot Aug 9, 2024 - 3:26 PM 1 hour ago The... the love interest to the individual who has gained... desirability.. through wooing the romantic partner of... the figure of status... at the function??? teaboot Aug 9, 2024 3:31 PM 57 minutes ago Does.... baby gronk... is baby gronk the new rizz king BECAUSE livvy dunne rizzed him up at Isu?? Or. Or are those things unrelated teaboot Aug 9, 2024 - 3:32 PM 56 minutes ago Anon I think I might be too old for you × Close notes 3:32 PM D ☺

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Get it?

tiger-in-the-flightdeck The lack of context here is thrilling mark-watney-spacepirate introductory python programming course

tiger-in-the-flightdeck The lack of context here is thrilling mark-watney-spacepirate introductory python programming course

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Real

☐ cryptotheism reblogged borschtwife linemonty Follow Rabban Shimon b. Gamliel says: It was not necessary for him to say all this. many such cases oaky-dokey 400 601 Q Follow אומר "ושמרו בני ישראל את השבת *אמרה שכ ALT תורה חלל עליו שבת אחת כדי שישמור שבתות הרבה א"ר יהודה אמר שמואל אי הואי התם הוה אמינא דידי עדיפא מדידהו * וחי בהם בהם *אמר רבא לכולהו אית להו פירכא בר מדשמואל דלית ליה פירכא Yoma 85b: Rav Yehuda said that Shmuel said, "If I had been there, I would have said it better than him." 4,377 notes D

☐ cryptotheism reblogged borschtwife linemonty Follow Rabban Shimon b. Gamliel says: It was not necessary for him to say all this. many such cases oaky-dokey 400 601 Q Follow אומר "ושמרו בני ישראל את השבת *אמרה שכ ALT תורה חלל עליו שבת אחת כדי שישמור שבתות הרבה א"ר יהודה אמר שמואל אי הואי התם הוה אמינא דידי עדיפא מדידהו * וחי בהם בהם *אמר רבא לכולהו אית להו פירכא בר מדשמואל דלית ליה פירכא Yoma 85b: Rav Yehuda said that Shmuel said, "If I had been there, I would have said it better than him." 4,377 notes D

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Skeleton brings all the boys to the yard

gaydelgard Follow ... May 30 if you are the type of person to tell a girl to stop driving around with an adult sized plastic skeleton strapped into the backseat of her car do not imagine even for one second that you could ever score a girl who would drive around with an adult sized plastic skeleton in the backseat of her car gaydelgard he said it would "scare the kids" children love my skeleton gaydelgard woman rolled her window down at the stoplight today to tell me how much her kids were LOVING the skeleton gaydelgard children love me, tumblr users want me carnally. for my skeleton.

gaydelgard Follow ... May 30 if you are the type of person to tell a girl to stop driving around with an adult sized plastic skeleton strapped into the backseat of her car do not imagine even for one second that you could ever score a girl who would drive around with an adult sized plastic skeleton in the backseat of her car gaydelgard he said it would "scare the kids" children love my skeleton gaydelgard woman rolled her window down at the stoplight today to tell me how much her kids were LOVING the skeleton gaydelgard children love me, tumblr users want me carnally. for my skeleton.

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Faster please

wolfythewitch 17h ago Follow This too shall pass but like holy fi

wolfythewitch 17h ago Follow This too shall pass but like holy fi

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It's the same

slimetony Anybody know any good substitutes for love and personal fulfillment usbdongle crunchwrap supreme from taco bell

slimetony Anybody know any good substitutes for love and personal fulfillment usbdongle crunchwrap supreme from taco bell

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We had it good

SOCHI 2014 000 REPLAY NEXT purplerupees Mario and Sonic at the Sochi 2014 Olympic Winter Games is such a great game. It lets me live out my wildest fantasy. ichikun born to make history

SOCHI 2014 000 REPLAY NEXT purplerupees Mario and Sonic at the Sochi 2014 Olympic Winter Games is such a great game. It lets me live out my wildest fantasy. ichikun born to make history

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This is wholesome

hula-hope-deactivated20130831 My grandpa has Alzheimer's so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is and everyday the smile my grandpa gets on his face is the most beautiful heartfelt thing I have ever seen. crvnchwrapsvpreme Oh god

hula-hope-deactivated20130831 My grandpa has Alzheimer's so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is and everyday the smile my grandpa gets on his face is the most beautiful heartfelt thing I have ever seen. crvnchwrapsvpreme Oh god

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It's true

papayajuan2019 Follow 2d ago the world is full of insecure overachievers. have you tried being a secure underachiever? you'll have more life in you that way

papayajuan2019 Follow 2d ago the world is full of insecure overachievers. have you tried being a secure underachiever? you'll have more life in you that way

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Yep

yourfavecharacterisqueer Follow hypothetical scenario for you all: the real king arthur returns. you meet him and you welcome him into your home. what is the first thing you do with him? keep in mind, this is a man from the 500s (he died in 542), and you are from the 21st century (2024). drsarcasticraspberry ❤ Follow 1. explain what a TV is 2. Monty Python and the Holy Grail #i just think he'd get a solid chuckle out of it 18,681 notes D 3

yourfavecharacterisqueer Follow hypothetical scenario for you all: the real king arthur returns. you meet him and you welcome him into your home. what is the first thing you do with him? keep in mind, this is a man from the 500s (he died in 542), and you are from the 21st century (2024). drsarcasticraspberry ❤ Follow 1. explain what a TV is 2. Monty Python and the Holy Grail #i just think he'd get a solid chuckle out of it 18,681 notes D 3

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The Incredibles

L 00 DO lustyscripps: ruinedchildhood: too-gay-for-this He has Monsters inc. on his shirt. She has Nemo on her dress. Violet has murder in her eyes. k

L 00 DO lustyscripps: ruinedchildhood: too-gay-for-this He has Monsters inc. on his shirt. She has Nemo on her dress. Violet has murder in her eyes. k

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Permission granted

wizardarchetypes Jul 1 i'm at a party right now and i heard someone on a walkie talkie and i turned around and it's a mom who left her kids home on their own for the first time ever (they're old enough) and they live a few houses down so she gave them a walkie talkie to call her if they get nervous. they just walkietalkied her for permission to eat ice cream wizardarchetypes Jul 1 she told them they can stay up and read for 30 more minutes wizardarchetypes Jul 1 casualswords Today at 10:21 PM (MASTER CHIEF VOICE) SIR. PERMISSION TO EAT ICE CREAM

wizardarchetypes Jul 1 i'm at a party right now and i heard someone on a walkie talkie and i turned around and it's a mom who left her kids home on their own for the first time ever (they're old enough) and they live a few houses down so she gave them a walkie talkie to call her if they get nervous. they just walkietalkied her for permission to eat ice cream wizardarchetypes Jul 1 she told them they can stay up and read for 30 more minutes wizardarchetypes Jul 1 casualswords Today at 10:21 PM (MASTER CHIEF VOICE) SIR. PERMISSION TO EAT ICE CREAM

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Walking the corpse

No worries! I'm out walking く THE corpse 1 1 2 3 45 6 7 8 90 AL auto suggest bewilders me biglawbear Follow No worries! I'm out walking THE corpse D D

No worries! I'm out walking く THE corpse 1 1 2 3 45 6 7 8 90 AL auto suggest bewilders me biglawbear Follow No worries! I'm out walking THE corpse D D

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I like the oversharers

half of college professors are like "you can know nothing about me except my name" and the other half are like "and that's why my wife left me! anyway what's up with y'all" thebaconsandwichofregret There were two professors like this in my department and I was one of like 20 people who was taught by both of them so there was a very small gang of us who knew that Professor Brick Wall and Professor Overshare were married with two kids. squilf i once told my lecturer i liked his sweater vest and he said "thank you, it ended my relationship" Source: dankmemeuniversity 148,175 notes D ① I don't know who's worse

half of college professors are like "you can know nothing about me except my name" and the other half are like "and that's why my wife left me! anyway what's up with y'all" thebaconsandwichofregret There were two professors like this in my department and I was one of like 20 people who was taught by both of them so there was a very small gang of us who knew that Professor Brick Wall and Professor Overshare were married with two kids. squilf i once told my lecturer i liked his sweater vest and he said "thank you, it ended my relationship" Source: dankmemeuniversity 148,175 notes D ① I don't know who's worse

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