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Nailed it

smokingpotatostuff 20m ago Wait is Mr beast an actual person?? I always just assumed that was a strawman hypothetical of like. Worst possible stereotypical famous youtuber D

smokingpotatostuff 20m ago Wait is Mr beast an actual person?? I always just assumed that was a strawman hypothetical of like. Worst possible stereotypical famous youtuber D

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A common problem

dragon-in-a-fez Follow you know what I love that the one consistent moral lesson of the horror film genre is "you didn't listen to your kids when they f told you what was happening and for that you are going to die"

dragon-in-a-fez Follow you know what I love that the one consistent moral lesson of the horror film genre is "you didn't listen to your kids when they f told you what was happening and for that you are going to die"

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It's so bad

rintezukas Follow i say this every time i have to mow a lawn but literally mowing lawn is the most wasteful miserable task human beings are expected to do on a regular basis for no pay except for i guess ones i dont know about or am forgetting rintezukas like its comedically bad you take a big horrible loud machine that belches smoke and you drive it over the plants you deliberately keep in your yard whenever they look too happy and alive and the machine hurts them and cuts down the flowers and kills whatever tiny animals are hiding in the grass that cant get away and kicks dust and dirt into the air and when the area youre using the machine on looks like s again youre done

rintezukas Follow i say this every time i have to mow a lawn but literally mowing lawn is the most wasteful miserable task human beings are expected to do on a regular basis for no pay except for i guess ones i dont know about or am forgetting rintezukas like its comedically bad you take a big horrible loud machine that belches smoke and you drive it over the plants you deliberately keep in your yard whenever they look too happy and alive and the machine hurts them and cuts down the flowers and kills whatever tiny animals are hiding in the grass that cant get away and kicks dust and dirt into the air and when the area youre using the machine on looks like s again youre done

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Fossilize

bone-free-as-the-wind Follow Fossil of dragonfly larva or I don't know. arcticarthropod Follow __(ツ)_/¯ salamandarsoup Follow Guess I'll Fossilize 35.9K notes D F

bone-free-as-the-wind Follow Fossil of dragonfly larva or I don't know. arcticarthropod Follow __(ツ)_/¯ salamandarsoup Follow Guess I'll Fossilize 35.9K notes D F

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The bean jar

dr. ron of the pepper palace @ronaldravegan when i was a young boy my father had what he called the bean jar. it was a jar full of brown and black beans. whenever we misbehaved, he would remove one and tell us that once the jar was empty, the world would end 7/25/18, 9:58 PM 922 Retweets 6,374 Likes whitepeopletwitter The bean jar barreboy [My Chemical Romance voice]: When I was.... a young boy... my Father... had what he called the bean jar... <

dr. ron of the pepper palace @ronaldravegan when i was a young boy my father had what he called the bean jar. it was a jar full of brown and black beans. whenever we misbehaved, he would remove one and tell us that once the jar was empty, the world would end 7/25/18, 9:58 PM 922 Retweets 6,374 Likes whitepeopletwitter The bean jar barreboy [My Chemical Romance voice]: When I was.... a young boy... my Father... had what he called the bean jar... <

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Cats be like

only-cat-memes Jul 11 Follow YOU HAD THE WHOLE SIDEWALK BUT CHOSE TO LIE DOWN ON THE RED PAINT AND SCARE THE F OUT OF ME coolishfoolishness Jul 18 Follow ... He's lying on the red paint because it has more positive associations than negative ones. C'mon, this is basic color theory milomilesmib Follow Aug 3 This will never not be funny ...

only-cat-memes Jul 11 Follow YOU HAD THE WHOLE SIDEWALK BUT CHOSE TO LIE DOWN ON THE RED PAINT AND SCARE THE F OUT OF ME coolishfoolishness Jul 18 Follow ... He's lying on the red paint because it has more positive associations than negative ones. C'mon, this is basic color theory milomilesmib Follow Aug 3 This will never not be funny ...

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Silly birds

great-and-small Follow May 1, 2024 10:45 PM 3 months ago Wow! Look at all those sticks! That's exactly what I need for my nest and they're all perfectly sized omg. How lucky they just fell on that big log like that! Just gonna grab these bad boys for the nest and hop on OV- followthebluebell Follow May 7, 2024 - 8:45 PM 3 months ago Huh, weird! I wonder where that first bird went. WOW, look at all these sticks and they're all perfectly sized! How lucky I am that the first bird missed them all! Just gonna pop over here and grab these for my nest and then g- talesfromtreatment Follow May 7, 2024 9:36 PM 3 months ago Hmmn. I was pretty sure that there was another bird, but maybe it flew off after that weird splash! WOW! Look at all these sticks and they're all perfectly sized! How glad I am that something startled them, leaving these perfect sticks for me! Just gonna go nab some of those for my nest and the- 7,131 notes D

great-and-small Follow May 1, 2024 10:45 PM 3 months ago Wow! Look at all those sticks! That's exactly what I need for my nest and they're all perfectly sized omg. How lucky they just fell on that big log like that! Just gonna grab these bad boys for the nest and hop on OV- followthebluebell Follow May 7, 2024 - 8:45 PM 3 months ago Huh, weird! I wonder where that first bird went. WOW, look at all these sticks and they're all perfectly sized! How lucky I am that the first bird missed them all! Just gonna pop over here and grab these for my nest and then g- talesfromtreatment Follow May 7, 2024 9:36 PM 3 months ago Hmmn. I was pretty sure that there was another bird, but maybe it flew off after that weird splash! WOW! Look at all these sticks and they're all perfectly sized! How glad I am that something startled them, leaving these perfect sticks for me! Just gonna go nab some of those for my nest and the- 7,131 notes D

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Yeah, no thanks

World's First Mirror Bar! World's First Mirror Bar! could you imagine trying to navigate this bar drunk, this is the 9th circle of! oodles-of-boodle Sometimes you see something calling itself the "world's first_" and you see and you see it and you're just like "Yeah man, there's a f¨* _ reason no one did it before" Rroach-works this looks cool as h but it should be some kind of illegal to use glassware inside of there. like how the ft would you find a broken glass in there. anywhere. ever. even after someone steps on it. ouch.

World's First Mirror Bar! World's First Mirror Bar! could you imagine trying to navigate this bar drunk, this is the 9th circle of! oodles-of-boodle Sometimes you see something calling itself the "world's first_" and you see and you see it and you're just like "Yeah man, there's a f¨* _ reason no one did it before" Rroach-works this looks cool as h but it should be some kind of illegal to use glassware inside of there. like how the ft would you find a broken glass in there. anywhere. ever. even after someone steps on it. ouch.

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Because why not?

taragrimface Follow Grok @grok Grok @grok twitter implemented a new image ai and people are using it to generate lifelike photos of elon musk acting like a dog 15K notes D on

taragrimface Follow Grok @grok Grok @grok twitter implemented a new image ai and people are using it to generate lifelike photos of elon musk acting like a dog 15K notes D on

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Big Drink

oct2pus Follow ••• My Fellow Americans Burger Big Drink not USAmerican 2,848 votes • Remaining time: 2 days 20 hours

oct2pus Follow ••• My Fellow Americans Burger Big Drink not USAmerican 2,848 votes • Remaining time: 2 days 20 hours

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Let's go gambling

bagelwizard Follow Aug 12, 2024-22:22 - 4 days ago I love gambling & 0.5x SpD 0.67 x Spe [0.75x Accuracy Critical Hit Boost [Perish in 3 +6% 81% A picture is worth a thousand words jesin00 Follow Aug 14, 2024 - 04:12 3 days ago What is the setup here? How did you get into this situation? bagelwizard Aug 14, 2024 - 15:29 3 days ago He has one move and it is Metronome ... ... ...

bagelwizard Follow Aug 12, 2024-22:22 - 4 days ago I love gambling & 0.5x SpD 0.67 x Spe [0.75x Accuracy Critical Hit Boost [Perish in 3 +6% 81% A picture is worth a thousand words jesin00 Follow Aug 14, 2024 - 04:12 3 days ago What is the setup here? How did you get into this situation? bagelwizard Aug 14, 2024 - 15:29 3 days ago He has one move and it is Metronome ... ... ...

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Multiverse approved

pleasefireme Please fire me. I work at McDonald's and last week I spent 15 minutes trying to explain to an old man they we do not sell hot dogs (McDogs as he claimed it) then he threatened to reportli for "withholding products from him"! 33 tys sinbadism D hes from an alternate timeline Nie p...i cuttlefishculler the McDogs man actually proves the multiverse theory 269

pleasefireme Please fire me. I work at McDonald's and last week I spent 15 minutes trying to explain to an old man they we do not sell hot dogs (McDogs as he claimed it) then he threatened to reportli for "withholding products from him"! 33 tys sinbadism D hes from an alternate timeline Nie p...i cuttlefishculler the McDogs man actually proves the multiverse theory 269

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They listened

tooies Follow can they change the temperature outside to something else justsomeguycore Follow SOMETHING LOWER

tooies Follow can they change the temperature outside to something else justsomeguycore Follow SOMETHING LOWER

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Sorry, what?

straighthater children ages 3-5 are truly something else im a tour guide and at one point on my tour i ask if anyone has any questions and today a girl immediately yells out "have you ever killed someone? and are the bodies in the walls?"

straighthater children ages 3-5 are truly something else im a tour guide and at one point on my tour i ask if anyone has any questions and today a girl immediately yells out "have you ever killed someone? and are the bodies in the walls?"

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Ducks

11 L jn' China duck walk Ducks march in orderly lines through city of Taizhou kanyewesticle Look at all those ducks there are at least ten epikalia Well, you're not wrong.

11 L jn' China duck walk Ducks march in orderly lines through city of Taizhou kanyewesticle Look at all those ducks there are at least ten epikalia Well, you're not wrong.

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That's probably it

@央视新闻 i wonder what this 200 year old salamander thinks about sapiophobic Nutrients 183,495 notes A 17 3

@央视新闻 i wonder what this 200 year old salamander thinks about sapiophobic Nutrients 183,495 notes A 17 3

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Chicken towel

jackismechajesus: Today, my Calculus teacher taught us how to make a chicken with a dish towel. My mother always about how I fold towels because it's not the way she does it. From now on, every time I fold a towel. I am going to make it into a chicken. Vive la resistance. what the kind of Calculus teacher do you have

jackismechajesus: Today, my Calculus teacher taught us how to make a chicken with a dish towel. My mother always about how I fold towels because it's not the way she does it. From now on, every time I fold a towel. I am going to make it into a chicken. Vive la resistance. what the kind of Calculus teacher do you have

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Raid them

johnnycrass Follow faeries are not real but i wish thwy were so i could spray one with raid helloitsbees Follow harry houdini to his wife after a long exhausting dinner with arthur conan doyle ...

johnnycrass Follow faeries are not real but i wish thwy were so i could spray one with raid helloitsbees Follow harry houdini to his wife after a long exhausting dinner with arthur conan doyle ...

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The Big Mac scale

eggil 601 Nov 6, 2022 Follow Biggest indicator of US decline: You could buy 6 BigMacs with 1 hour of minimum wage in 1980, but today you can't even buy one, despite minimum wage more than doubling. 1980 2022 Minimum Wage 3.10 7.25 Big Mac 0.50 8.00 BM's per hour 6.20 0.91 It's over. crownedpatriot11 Nov 6, 2022 Fs for the USA 601 Follow quendergeer Follow Nov 16, 2022 explaining purchasing power collapse to an american: imagine no burger 104,397 notes D

eggil 601 Nov 6, 2022 Follow Biggest indicator of US decline: You could buy 6 BigMacs with 1 hour of minimum wage in 1980, but today you can't even buy one, despite minimum wage more than doubling. 1980 2022 Minimum Wage 3.10 7.25 Big Mac 0.50 8.00 BM's per hour 6.20 0.91 It's over. crownedpatriot11 Nov 6, 2022 Fs for the USA 601 Follow quendergeer Follow Nov 16, 2022 explaining purchasing power collapse to an american: imagine no burger 104,397 notes D

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Crowbar cat

jarnt8 Follow "Oh no! This resonance cascade has introduced hostile alien wildlife into the Black Mesa facility! How ever am I going to defend myself???" The humble crowbar: 9,116 notes 3 D

jarnt8 Follow "Oh no! This resonance cascade has introduced hostile alien wildlife into the Black Mesa facility! How ever am I going to defend myself???" The humble crowbar: 9,116 notes 3 D

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