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No Need To Be Dramatic

plaguedocboi Follow *pokes you with my doctor stick as you lie face down on the ground* plague-masks-n-mushrooms Follow *emits a cloud of toxic spores* plaguedocboi Well there's no need to be dramatic bowling-with-skulls Follow *poke* poke i physically had to draw this 79,520 notes -Well, there's no need to be dramatic. D [7

plaguedocboi Follow *pokes you with my doctor stick as you lie face down on the ground* plague-masks-n-mushrooms Follow *emits a cloud of toxic spores* plaguedocboi Well there's no need to be dramatic bowling-with-skulls Follow *poke* poke i physically had to draw this 79,520 notes -Well, there's no need to be dramatic. D [7

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Proper Citation

anti-potato Follow 4d ago sources? a little birdie, et al. (2024) 13 791 notes о

anti-potato Follow 4d ago sources? a little birdie, et al. (2024) 13 791 notes о

Glow Up

toesuckingoctober Follow Based on your likes! LON 234 C Anyone else think he'd be kind of attractive if he was $100 instead? Hold on they're putting me down 2,778 notes D

toesuckingoctober Follow Based on your likes! LON 234 C Anyone else think he'd be kind of attractive if he was $100 instead? Hold on they're putting me down 2,778 notes D

100 dollars money

Train Crash of a Post

vamptits Follow they want you to make fried rice memser Follow who is "they" vamptits the wok left solongandthanksforallthefish42 Follow how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

vamptits Follow they want you to make fried rice memser Follow who is "they" vamptits the wok left solongandthanksforallthefish42 Follow how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

Flaming Aces

vulgarmaw Follow Jul 2, 2023 Could a homosexual lend me, an asexual, a single use of the word flaming? amulet-coin Jul 2, 2023 Follow YOU have obtained: x1 vulgarmaw Jul 2, 2023 I, a flaming asexual, need someone to please call the fire department. It is an emergency. vexwerewolf Follow Sep 29, 2023 Perfectly executed joke, no notes 104,574 notes D 17

vulgarmaw Follow Jul 2, 2023 Could a homosexual lend me, an asexual, a single use of the word flaming? amulet-coin Jul 2, 2023 Follow YOU have obtained: x1 vulgarmaw Jul 2, 2023 I, a flaming asexual, need someone to please call the fire department. It is an emergency. vexwerewolf Follow Sep 29, 2023 Perfectly executed joke, no notes 104,574 notes D 17

Exceptional Lying

hermesapprentice Lies I have told I always tell people that my cat doesn't really like people that much even though she is really cuddly so they feel special when she cuddles them. softjoly You are the best person

hermesapprentice Lies I have told I always tell people that my cat doesn't really like people that much even though she is really cuddly so they feel special when she cuddles them. softjoly You are the best person

My Air Fryer The Spy

zvaigzdelasas Follow The Telegraph✶ @Telegraph Follow ▲ Air fryers could be sending sensitive personal data to China, consumers have been warned, as campaigners flag growing privacy concerns around the popular kitchen gadget The Telegraph telegraph.co.uk Is your air fryer spying on you? 3:22.05 Nov 24 - 78.4K Views Cmon man boag Follow Me talking to my air fryer: Help me. I am a 8 year old boy living in the illegitimate Yankee Capitalist regime. President Xi, our shelves are empty and we are hungry. I am asking you to liberate my state of Connecticut with your Chengdu J-20 Stealth air superiority fighters and your Dongfeng 41 Missiles. 6,309 notes

zvaigzdelasas Follow The Telegraph✶ @Telegraph Follow ▲ Air fryers could be sending sensitive personal data to China, consumers have been warned, as campaigners flag growing privacy concerns around the popular kitchen gadget The Telegraph telegraph.co.uk Is your air fryer spying on you? 3:22.05 Nov 24 - 78.4K Views Cmon man boag Follow Me talking to my air fryer: Help me. I am a 8 year old boy living in the illegitimate Yankee Capitalist regime. President Xi, our shelves are empty and we are hungry. I am asking you to liberate my state of Connecticut with your Chengdu J-20 Stealth air superiority fighters and your Dongfeng 41 Missiles. 6,309 notes

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Wonder how it went

lieutenant-sapphic im gonna watch dr. who in chronological order by the time period they travel to partywithponies The worst idea I've ever heard, I love it. 4,393 notes 14

lieutenant-sapphic im gonna watch dr. who in chronological order by the time period they travel to partywithponies The worst idea I've ever heard, I love it. 4,393 notes 14

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Have SOME manners

lochnessie 1. Can we as millennials and gen-z's collectively agree that Nobody Cares about elbows on the table like Why was that Ever A Problem for Anyone?? We can chill right? insideachrysaliswrithing 2.but chewing with your mouth open is still gross and bad. keep that locked up

lochnessie 1. Can we as millennials and gen-z's collectively agree that Nobody Cares about elbows on the table like Why was that Ever A Problem for Anyone?? We can chill right? insideachrysaliswrithing 2.but chewing with your mouth open is still gross and bad. keep that locked up

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Like... please

weaver-z Follow I hate how in the Cruella trailer she's all "people try to hold me down... I am woman.... hear me roar......" as though people are opposing her for misogynistic reasons and not because her primary motivation is SKINNING PUPPIES? timez2die Follow margaret thatcher

weaver-z Follow I hate how in the Cruella trailer she's all "people try to hold me down... I am woman.... hear me roar......" as though people are opposing her for misogynistic reasons and not because her primary motivation is SKINNING PUPPIES? timez2die Follow margaret thatcher

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It's the buffer

kvitoya Even if you don't like Halloween you have to appreciate its position as the sole thing keeping Christmas from advancing even earlier into the year like a cancerous growth v0x-mach1na The goth kids hold the line.

kvitoya Even if you don't like Halloween you have to appreciate its position as the sole thing keeping Christmas from advancing even earlier into the year like a cancerous growth v0x-mach1na The goth kids hold the line.

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True

thatsbelievable Follow The Best Gorilla Joke of 1897 Gorilla: Did you hear about the gorilla who escaped from the zoo? Zookeeper: No, I did not. Gorilla: That is because I am a quiet gorilla. [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence] angelnumber27 Follow The people in 1897 were mentally in 2030 94,149 notes D

thatsbelievable Follow The Best Gorilla Joke of 1897 Gorilla: Did you hear about the gorilla who escaped from the zoo? Zookeeper: No, I did not. Gorilla: That is because I am a quiet gorilla. [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence] angelnumber27 Follow The people in 1897 were mentally in 2030 94,149 notes D

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Sick burn

Alix E. Harrow @AlixEHarrow having been told that it's rude to call dinner "gross," our 4yo is finding increasingly creative ways to express himself "this tastes.......unlucky to me" "this sends my mouth into outer space. (that's bad)" "cauliflower is"--[pinches fingers together]--"this much delicious" transenbyhollis Follow you told your toddler not to be rude and so now he is developing an incredible skill with sick burns

Alix E. Harrow @AlixEHarrow having been told that it's rude to call dinner "gross," our 4yo is finding increasingly creative ways to express himself "this tastes.......unlucky to me" "this sends my mouth into outer space. (that's bad)" "cauliflower is"--[pinches fingers together]--"this much delicious" transenbyhollis Follow you told your toddler not to be rude and so now he is developing an incredible skill with sick burns

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Lawn

bartlbye Follow putting a different country's flag on my lawn to make it harder for geoguesser players to guess where they are postpostirony Follow "Lawn" United States

bartlbye Follow putting a different country's flag on my lawn to make it harder for geoguesser players to guess where they are postpostirony Follow "Lawn" United States

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Funny and sad

imeverywoman420 Follow Nov 20, 2022 Nov 20, 2022. 2 months ago Having an abusive parent is kinda funny in retrospect like mommy why do you have beef with me im 4 i love you teaboot Follow 1d ago Haters (my dad) can't stand to see a bad b winning ("drawing too loud") gildedproblems Follow 1d ago How do you draw too loud? (me, nine years old) teaboot Follow 1d ago Well you see the thing is that child abuse is inherently irrational 24,506 notes D 1

imeverywoman420 Follow Nov 20, 2022 Nov 20, 2022. 2 months ago Having an abusive parent is kinda funny in retrospect like mommy why do you have beef with me im 4 i love you teaboot Follow 1d ago Haters (my dad) can't stand to see a bad b winning ("drawing too loud") gildedproblems Follow 1d ago How do you draw too loud? (me, nine years old) teaboot Follow 1d ago Well you see the thing is that child abuse is inherently irrational 24,506 notes D 1

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Someone get on this

forgotn1 I'll never understand why Disney is so focused on live-action remakes when they literally own the rights to the Muppets. I would take a Muppet remake of a Disney Animation classic over a live-action remake all day every day. magic-and-moonlit-wings Muppet Beauty and the Beast where the Beast is played by the only human actor and he turns into a Muppet at the end. ckerouac The Beast should be a conventionally attractive actor whom the Muppet townspeople continually call hideous until true love releases him from this curse and he shows true beauty - blue felt and plastic eyes.

forgotn1 I'll never understand why Disney is so focused on live-action remakes when they literally own the rights to the Muppets. I would take a Muppet remake of a Disney Animation classic over a live-action remake all day every day. magic-and-moonlit-wings Muppet Beauty and the Beast where the Beast is played by the only human actor and he turns into a Muppet at the end. ckerouac The Beast should be a conventionally attractive actor whom the Muppet townspeople continually call hideous until true love releases him from this curse and he shows true beauty - blue felt and plastic eyes.

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