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HAVE A CLOWN TODAY? HERE I AM sadclowncentral Follow nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me a situation to be in HAVE YOU HUGGED A CLOWN TODA HERE sadclowncentral Follow anonymous asked: helicopter dead. s said gluten tag [ID: anonymous question reading: helicopter deada said gluten tag ///end ID] :(
HAVE A CLOWN TODAY? HERE I AM sadclowncentral Follow nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me a situation to be in HAVE YOU HUGGED A CLOWN TODA HERE sadclowncentral Follow anonymous asked: helicopter dead. s said gluten tag [ID: anonymous question reading: helicopter deada said gluten tag ///end ID] :(

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Panda theft

neilnevins: hectorsalamanca: Panda researchers in China wear panda costumes to give mother-like feeling to a lonely baby panda who lost her mother [X] without context it looks like some guy disguised himself as a panda so he could sneak into their panda community and now he's making a quick getaway with the baby panda
neilnevins: hectorsalamanca: Panda researchers in China wear panda costumes to give mother-like feeling to a lonely baby panda who lost her mother [X] without context it looks like some guy disguised himself as a panda so he could sneak into their panda community and now he's making a quick getaway with the baby panda

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What flavour is it?

bakrua people who tell me i shouldn't drink lava: the media people who lie: the media conclusion: i am going to drink lava nettlewildfairy I am a geologist with no association to the media and I would not recommend drinking lava thewriterkid Get a load of Big Geology trying to oppress the voice of the people. Teach the controversy. Drink the lava.
bakrua people who tell me i shouldn't drink lava: the media people who lie: the media conclusion: i am going to drink lava nettlewildfairy I am a geologist with no association to the media and I would not recommend drinking lava thewriterkid Get a load of Big Geology trying to oppress the voice of the people. Teach the controversy. Drink the lava.

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I hate it

refridge: i'mS CMREAING I WAS SLEEPING IN THE CAR DURING A ROAD TRIP AND AS I WOKE UP I LOOKED UP AT THIS IMAGE ON THE TRUCK NEXT TO US CHRIST akaru By Your Side! Albertsons
refridge: i'mS CMREAING I WAS SLEEPING IN THE CAR DURING A ROAD TRIP AND AS I WOKE UP I LOOKED UP AT THIS IMAGE ON THE TRUCK NEXT TO US CHRIST akaru By Your Side! Albertsons

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There it is...

unclefather imagine a rat using an airpod as a cane. imagine that trashboat i'm thinking about it dailyskeletonreminders
unclefather imagine a rat using an airpod as a cane. imagine that trashboat i'm thinking about it dailyskeletonreminders

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He'll never know

vamprisms Follow 12:11 PM i'm sure frankenstein's monster had it rough but he could never know what it's like to have a mother who was so skinny before she had you vamprisms d up but at least sure all that abhorred by your creator stuff was fu he never suggested you go on a smoothie cleanse together
vamprisms Follow 12:11 PM i'm sure frankenstein's monster had it rough but he could never know what it's like to have a mother who was so skinny before she had you vamprisms d up but at least sure all that abhorred by your creator stuff was fu he never suggested you go on a smoothie cleanse together

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It's never a good time

beemovieerotica 2d ago never get a degree because then you'll go on reddit and see some guy confidently saying the most wrong things about your field of work and everyone is like "have my upvote, sir!" and all you can do is sit there and gnash your teeth because you don't speak reddit
beemovieerotica 2d ago never get a degree because then you'll go on reddit and see some guy confidently saying the most wrong things about your field of work and everyone is like "have my upvote, sir!" and all you can do is sit there and gnash your teeth because you don't speak reddit

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Real

ynurse reblogged themeoflauramp3 kyatra Follow i hate people who know highways. "I'm heading south on I-65" okay man. I'm moving my rook to c2 21.579 notes D
ynurse reblogged themeoflauramp3 kyatra Follow i hate people who know highways. "I'm heading south on I-65" okay man. I'm moving my rook to c2 21.579 notes D

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Fooled...

headspace-hotel Follow Today I accidentally knocked a monarch caterpillar off its leaf and it fell and immediately began oozing green liquid. I was devastated. I thought I'd killed it. Turns out they do that on purpose to defend against predators. Fooled by a fat little worm. Irrecoverable e-102 Follow are you more stupid than a bird
headspace-hotel Follow Today I accidentally knocked a monarch caterpillar off its leaf and it fell and immediately began oozing green liquid. I was devastated. I thought I'd killed it. Turns out they do that on purpose to defend against predators. Fooled by a fat little worm. Irrecoverable e-102 Follow are you more stupid than a bird

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The bot problem

unnecessaryligatures Follow Jan 9, 2023 clt 2 A> 1= 14(3)²+ M 21a (3)12 Zā(3)b( 21a (3) ABE In the beginning the bot accounts were spaced apart 24 weeks. Then 12, then 6, then every 2 weeks. Den for +31(0) (6) IF DEFINNE ROUCH SATON D b Stuck In 4 days we could be seeing a bot every 8 hours until they are coming every 4 minutes. We should witness a double event within seven days.
unnecessaryligatures Follow Jan 9, 2023 clt 2 A> 1= 14(3)²+ M 21a (3)12 Zā(3)b( 21a (3) ABE In the beginning the bot accounts were spaced apart 24 weeks. Then 12, then 6, then every 2 weeks. Den for +31(0) (6) IF DEFINNE ROUCH SATON D b Stuck In 4 days we could be seeing a bot every 8 hours until they are coming every 4 minutes. We should witness a double event within seven days.

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Mmm, olives

bagelbitesofficial Follow i feel like "olive garden" would be a much more appropriate name for a greek restaurant than a psuedo-italian one monetizeyourcat this is the first sacred mystery of the olive garden. second sacred mystery: unlimited breadsticks (valueless item in infinite quantity, neither offered gladly nor enjoyed). third sacred mystery: their logo displays grapes rather than olives
bagelbitesofficial Follow i feel like "olive garden" would be a much more appropriate name for a greek restaurant than a psuedo-italian one monetizeyourcat this is the first sacred mystery of the olive garden. second sacred mystery: unlimited breadsticks (valueless item in infinite quantity, neither offered gladly nor enjoyed). third sacred mystery: their logo displays grapes rather than olives

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Apology tier list

starbladek Apology tier list: S: I'm sorry I hurt you, I shouldn't have said/done that A: I'm sorry B: I'm sorry if my words/actions hurt you C: I'm sorry, I didn't mean it that way D: I'm sorry you were hurt by my words/actions F: Aw, I didn't mean it that way mr-imagin8ion E: I could say I'm sorry, or I could tell you the truth G: I'm sorry you thought that what I did merits an apology I: I believe an apology is in order N: No, you're sorry T: I don't expect forgiveness, because "forgiveness" would imply I did anything wrong Z: [denial]
starbladek Apology tier list: S: I'm sorry I hurt you, I shouldn't have said/done that A: I'm sorry B: I'm sorry if my words/actions hurt you C: I'm sorry, I didn't mean it that way D: I'm sorry you were hurt by my words/actions F: Aw, I didn't mean it that way mr-imagin8ion E: I could say I'm sorry, or I could tell you the truth G: I'm sorry you thought that what I did merits an apology I: I believe an apology is in order N: No, you're sorry T: I don't expect forgiveness, because "forgiveness" would imply I did anything wrong Z: [denial]

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It's an essence

rosegardenofeden Follow Ah, the elusive poppyseed. If you asked me right now with a gun to my head to tell me what it actually tasted like I would probably just have to d--------- the barrel and make it weird but one cannot deny that a poppyseed bagel IS substantially different from a plain bagel. And it makes you fail drug tests. Truly a mysterious femme fatale if ever there was one #i adore posts like this. love your beautiful mind angel 7,145 notes D
rosegardenofeden Follow Ah, the elusive poppyseed. If you asked me right now with a gun to my head to tell me what it actually tasted like I would probably just have to d--------- the barrel and make it weird but one cannot deny that a poppyseed bagel IS substantially different from a plain bagel. And it makes you fail drug tests. Truly a mysterious femme fatale if ever there was one #i adore posts like this. love your beautiful mind angel 7,145 notes D

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Just give up

doctor-roman Follow You roll up to the Wizard Battle and your opponent takes out his spellbook but it's just one of these MARBLE C MARB MARBL NAME THE ORIGINAL MARBLE COVER 100 SHEETS NAME NAME NAME WIDE RULED ehentalix Follow I'd leave. This is a sign that my opponent has the most fup unethical spells imaginable, and I am not about to be subject to Malchezar's Piercing Ρι › Bomb or something
doctor-roman Follow You roll up to the Wizard Battle and your opponent takes out his spellbook but it's just one of these MARBLE C MARB MARBL NAME THE ORIGINAL MARBLE COVER 100 SHEETS NAME NAME NAME WIDE RULED ehentalix Follow I'd leave. This is a sign that my opponent has the most fup unethical spells imaginable, and I am not about to be subject to Malchezar's Piercing Ρι › Bomb or something

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It's haunting


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A Squidward story


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What a great show

NEW EPISCODE CND DHSTEPHYY TUMBLR.COM alternianpride: risamai: the-real-inu-girl: This is probably the most normal thing that I've seen on Adventure Time And then you notice the bear rug has 3 eyes This is still probably the most normal thing that I've seen on Adventure Time.
NEW EPISCODE CND DHSTEPHYY TUMBLR.COM alternianpride: risamai: the-real-inu-girl: This is probably the most normal thing that I've seen on Adventure Time And then you notice the bear rug has 3 eyes This is still probably the most normal thing that I've seen on Adventure Time.

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I get it

w1tchmom Bedtime was half an hour ago. My six year old just walked out, bleary eyed, and asked his father if a duck is a predator. orriculum Some things are too important to go to bed. without knowing
w1tchmom Bedtime was half an hour ago. My six year old just walked out, bleary eyed, and asked his father if a duck is a predator. orriculum Some things are too important to go to bed. without knowing

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It makes sense

rabbitrah Me thinking why a whale (big) would eat krill (small) and then I remembered rice (yum) rabbitrah so few people appreciate the wisdom I have to offer.........
rabbitrah Me thinking why a whale (big) would eat krill (small) and then I remembered rice (yum) rabbitrah so few people appreciate the wisdom I have to offer.........

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Okay??

r/ mkultra-dropout2 Aug 4 r/ideas 6 mo. ago ducktionary522 Join they should make horse shoes out of uranium so that the horses get radiation poisoning 309⇓ 14 闩
r/ mkultra-dropout2 Aug 4 r/ideas 6 mo. ago ducktionary522 Join they should make horse shoes out of uranium so that the horses get radiation poisoning 309⇓ 14 闩

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