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The Everlasting Argument

xnc mycarisbiggerthanyours2: xnc mycarisbiggerthanyours2: xnc mycarisbiggerthanyours2 ass is so boring whats the appeal listen man. pack ya s---. pack ya s---, get the f--- off my dash. u gonna go? get out. get tf out. people poop from there you sick freak ANUS AIN'T ASS MY DUDE ITS ALL CONNECTED

xnc mycarisbiggerthanyours2: xnc mycarisbiggerthanyours2: xnc mycarisbiggerthanyours2 ass is so boring whats the appeal listen man. pack ya s---. pack ya s---, get the f--- off my dash. u gonna go? get out. get tf out. people poop from there you sick freak ANUS AIN'T ASS MY DUDE ITS ALL CONNECTED

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For when someone posts NSFW to the Undertale gallery.

Someone is sinning

Someone is sinning

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Ocean?

untextingthecommonchick stolemyheartpt2 peeing in the ocean is the best feeling its like im sharing a piece of myself with the world i hope my pee made it to australia i love australia 243.531 notas

untextingthecommonchick stolemyheartpt2 peeing in the ocean is the best feeling its like im sharing a piece of myself with the world i hope my pee made it to australia i love australia 243.531 notas

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rhetoric 101

acaneloquence Things you can say in response to literally anything, when you have nothing else to say: . As the prophecy foretold. But at what cost? So let it be written; so let it be done. .So...it has come to this. That's just what he/she/they would've said. . Is this why fate brought us together? . And thus, I die. . just like in my dream... Be that as it may, still may it be as it may be. . There is no escape from destiny. . Wise words by wise men write wise deeds in wise pen In this economy? ..and then the wolves came.

acaneloquence Things you can say in response to literally anything, when you have nothing else to say: . As the prophecy foretold. But at what cost? So let it be written; so let it be done. .So...it has come to this. That's just what he/she/they would've said. . Is this why fate brought us together? . And thus, I die. . just like in my dream... Be that as it may, still may it be as it may be. . There is no escape from destiny. . Wise words by wise men write wise deeds in wise pen In this economy? ..and then the wolves came.

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What happens if you fuck up the process, though?

dongboss speedrun life dat-soldier When I was 6 I did a backflip under a table, allowing me to clip through the world and land at my college graduation Source: kagekubi

dongboss speedrun life dat-soldier When I was 6 I did a backflip under a table, allowing me to clip through the world and land at my college graduation Source: kagekubi

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But does it work with male boobs?

Like playing with boobs? jimmy-carrs-laugh darkkaomi Now you have a legit reason to do so. Science has found that compressing the cells in breasts will decrease the chance of malignant cells growing in the tissue. So playing with boobs can help prevent breast cancer. So play with your boobs! Play with your partner's boobs! It's healthy! Let me play with your boobs For science and cancer prevention of course Source: captainkay

Like playing with boobs? jimmy-carrs-laugh darkkaomi Now you have a legit reason to do so. Science has found that compressing the cells in breasts will decrease the chance of malignant cells growing in the tissue. So playing with boobs can help prevent breast cancer. So play with your boobs! Play with your partner's boobs! It's healthy! Let me play with your boobs For science and cancer prevention of course Source: captainkay

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Slowly developing a crush for a fictional character

onicysuchillydog: Slowly developing a crush for a fictional character like 4단계 5단계 지존 Too hot MIV 6단계 초인 Oh my god 고수 Hot 7단계 겁 FuckーーーAllee.

onicysuchillydog: Slowly developing a crush for a fictional character like 4단계 5단계 지존 Too hot MIV 6단계 초인 Oh my god 고수 Hot 7단계 겁 FuckーーーAllee.

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people who take photos of computer screens instead of screenshotting

twooping reblogged sextblogger 2012-07-22 09:49 100 psiioniic: people who take photos of computer screens instead of screenshotting 20 20

twooping reblogged sextblogger 2012-07-22 09:49 100 psiioniic: people who take photos of computer screens instead of screenshotting 20 20

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Giraffe Spines

slightly-oblivvyous falloutfae+ slightly-oblivvyous Every time I hear someone say bisexuals/pansexuals are "just confused" I think well yeah I mean I guess I am pretty confused about taxes and like... how giraffe spines work. apocalyptic-genderpunk Giraffe spines are supported by some of the strongest muscles in any mammal, which not only give structural support but also aid in blood circulation, like a giant compression sock. Giraffe hearts are also, pound for pound, one of the strongest in the world, having to pump blood against gravity so high up. Fun fact: giraffes can't vomit due to the sheer length of their necks, which also means they're better at smelling toxins and bad fruit than almost any other animal falloutfae Well I guess now I'm just confused about taxes. Source: slightly-obliwyo #what an excellent addition to this post #sex and gender 370 notes

slightly-oblivvyous falloutfae+ slightly-oblivvyous Every time I hear someone say bisexuals/pansexuals are "just confused" I think well yeah I mean I guess I am pretty confused about taxes and like... how giraffe spines work. apocalyptic-genderpunk Giraffe spines are supported by some of the strongest muscles in any mammal, which not only give structural support but also aid in blood circulation, like a giant compression sock. Giraffe hearts are also, pound for pound, one of the strongest in the world, having to pump blood against gravity so high up. Fun fact: giraffes can't vomit due to the sheer length of their necks, which also means they're better at smelling toxins and bad fruit than almost any other animal falloutfae Well I guess now I'm just confused about taxes. Source: slightly-obliwyo #what an excellent addition to this post #sex and gender 370 notes

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I also happen to read them on this very site

wafflethemighty neeterylncorporated G people who tag: i read all of them ya nasties C people who don't tag: do u even have thoughts Source: 1-800-long-dong

wafflethemighty neeterylncorporated G people who tag: i read all of them ya nasties C people who don't tag: do u even have thoughts Source: 1-800-long-dong

NIPPLY

jimmyjamskirk spockkkkk-dickkkkk amnotamuffin a p--- bot added me on skype and is trying to seduce me into downloading a cool virus and i am practically nude right now, my n------ are sooo nipply check it out lol nipply nipply Source: iamnotamuffin 34,119 notes

jimmyjamskirk spockkkkk-dickkkkk amnotamuffin a p--- bot added me on skype and is trying to seduce me into downloading a cool virus and i am practically nude right now, my n------ are sooo nipply check it out lol nipply nipply Source: iamnotamuffin 34,119 notes

Please call the X-Files

T2 VP SPORTSCENTER THIS LADY STRAIGHT UP DISAPPEARS #W-- #WTAF #where did she come from? Where did she go?

T2 VP SPORTSCENTER THIS LADY STRAIGHT UP DISAPPEARS #W-- #WTAF #where did she come from? Where did she go?

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Me at the end of a school day

suiseini Seguir me at the end of a school day I AM FREE AGAIN!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA I WON!! #JJBA #JoJo's Bizarre Adventure #Diamond is Unbreakable #Yoshikage Kira #Ko 6.098 notas

suiseini Seguir me at the end of a school day I AM FREE AGAIN!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA I WON!! #JJBA #JoJo's Bizarre Adventure #Diamond is Unbreakable #Yoshikage Kira #Ko 6.098 notas

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like the great dad of legend

slimeghost much like the Phoenix, a new dad shall rise from the sawdust reborn

slimeghost much like the Phoenix, a new dad shall rise from the sawdust reborn

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Someone should probably make an entry about Sasuage Party.

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skippercifer [Calling 911] Me: (sobbing into the receiver) 911: Sir... is this about the Hot Dogs Say F--- movie? Because for the last time we can't do anything about it. Lord knows we've skippercifer definite!ywhat #cops can't do s--- give me the gun and the longitude and latitude of seth rogan's house ill do it this tag is important to me Source: skippercifer

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COMING SOON BITCH

glen n reck ramen saucexd Source: doxian ahumblebard: doxian I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson. Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl. SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin' m-----------, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that a------. I didn't know I needed this in my life until now 36,750 notes

glen n reck ramen saucexd Source: doxian ahumblebard: doxian I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson. Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl. SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin' m-----------, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that a------. I didn't know I needed this in my life until now 36,750 notes

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books man

owlmylove: just-shower-thoughts: Reading is just staring at a dead piece of wood for hours and hallucinating please delete this via thugilly)

owlmylove: just-shower-thoughts: Reading is just staring at a dead piece of wood for hours and hallucinating please delete this via thugilly)

Daycare isn't joking around

My son's new daycare isn't f------ around with payment Payment Procedures: Parents are expected to pay weekly on Friday for the upcoming week. Payments should be given to an administrative person in the front office or dropped in the grey lockbox in the foyer. If cash payment is made a receipt must be given to validate payment and kept for your personal records. Failure to pay tuition will result in termination of your chi Initial Deposit You will be charged a deposit equal to one week of tuition when you enroll your child. This deposit will serve as your last week's tuition when your child leaves our program. ajanigoldchain stability: They didn't pay... Take out the toddler

My son's new daycare isn't f------ around with payment Payment Procedures: Parents are expected to pay weekly on Friday for the upcoming week. Payments should be given to an administrative person in the front office or dropped in the grey lockbox in the foyer. If cash payment is made a receipt must be given to validate payment and kept for your personal records. Failure to pay tuition will result in termination of your chi Initial Deposit You will be charged a deposit equal to one week of tuition when you enroll your child. This deposit will serve as your last week's tuition when your child leaves our program. ajanigoldchain stability: They didn't pay... Take out the toddler

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God and the antichrist

slavery: I God and the antichrist

slavery: I God and the antichrist

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when your parents say you need to be more active

nickfuckface parents: "u should be more active" me A healthy cow lying on its side is not trapped, and can rise whenever it chooses

nickfuckface parents: "u should be more active" me A healthy cow lying on its side is not trapped, and can rise whenever it chooses

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