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"600 year old butt song" by Hieronymus Bosch

The Music Written on This Dude's Butt Hieronymus Bosch feliscorvus: lunar-lavender: rayvenloaf chaoscontrolled 123 Luke and I were looking at Hieronymus Bosch's painting The Garden of Earthly Delights and discovered, much to our amusement, music written upon the posterior of one of the many tortured intended to represent Hell. I decided to transcribe it into modern notation, assuming the second line of the staff is C, as is common for chants of this era. denizens of the rightmost panel of the painting which is so yes this is LITERALLY the 600-years-old butt song from hell can't NOT reblog a 600 year old butt song from Hell. The 600 year old butt song from Hell is back on my dash! Happy day!

The Music Written on This Dude's Butt Hieronymus Bosch feliscorvus: lunar-lavender: rayvenloaf chaoscontrolled 123 Luke and I were looking at Hieronymus Bosch's painting The Garden of Earthly Delights and discovered, much to our amusement, music written upon the posterior of one of the many tortured intended to represent Hell. I decided to transcribe it into modern notation, assuming the second line of the staff is C, as is common for chants of this era. denizens of the rightmost panel of the painting which is so yes this is LITERALLY the 600-years-old butt song from hell can't NOT reblog a 600 year old butt song from Hell. The 600 year old butt song from Hell is back on my dash! Happy day!

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Shopping Just browsing Marvel shut for my daughter on Amazon Damn that's expensivel Wait a minute The Avengers Role Play Set for Boys by Disney Interactive Studios for BoysS ewel rm glad we cleared that up #shopping agender gender issues arvel #avengers egr Shopping Shopping Shopping This field links here) fantayccamS ust browsing Marvel stuff for my daughter on Amazon Just browsing Marvel stulf for my daughter on Amazon Just browsing Marvel stuff for my daughler on Amazon Just browsing Marvel stutt for my daughter on Amazorn 施. Damn that's expensivel Wait a mite Damn hats expensivel Wait a minute Damn, that's expensive, war θ minure The Avengers Role Play Set for Boys by Disney Interactive Studios The Avengers Role Play Set for Boys by Disney Interactive Studios The Avengers Role Play Set for Boys by Disney Interactive Studios Darm that's expensive. Wit munute for Boys The Avengers Role Play Set for Boys by Disney Interactive Studios for BoyS For Christs sake Look at who play those characters ALL MALEI Iwonder why male characters would be advertised to boys1? That doesnt make sensel OH my f------ god Just f------ buy it. No one is prevening you for buying this hit Stop throwing god damn tamper tantrum OH my f------ god. Just tucking buy it No one is preventing you for buying this s---. Stop throwing god damn temper tan um Who the f--- does t concem? is anyone being oppressed bacause of this? No Is anyone stopping you from buying this? No. It's targeted advertising Get out of my head the patrianchy strikes agan not the patterwacky?121 D I CAN NO BUYS IT., CAUSE ITFOR THE BOIZ DOI I BE SUPORTING TEH For Christs sake Look at who play those characters ALL MALEI I wonder why male characters would be advertised to boys? That Men are not the only gender to play with action Sgures. By setting up this stereotype Ir confess ons? Are you sure you're INTJ? oher genders are shut out I dont want to start trouble, but I'm pretty sure what they were clarfying with for boys Don't got me wrong, Myers-Briggs is psoudosciance but at loast a INTJ would have gured that the sizing of the outfe was made for boys so they put on the gender so you won't buy it and get mad it doesn't fit girls despite the sizing chart number being correct I completely understand targeted advertising, and at leest Captain America is a black kid so there's some diversity here The for Boys just strikes me as an unnecessary addtion, and think it does become a problem at some age. My niece is old enough to read, so something ike this might steer her away Maybe not, but it does sent the message that it's not for you I grew up at a tme where women were portrayed as weak and feartul in most chidrens media, and that was cerlainly the message I retained, even though my own mom was highly educated and worked For long time made me wish that I'd been born a boy, just because I didn't hink I could be both a girl AND enjoy the things I did was that Sze Large isn'1 going to fit your average 35 yeer old trying to cosplay The Huk PATTERWACKYS IF I Doll"" 1 1 1 1 Ⅲ Its just a classitication to make sure that, when you search, you get chid sized resuts, WY MUCH MUHSOGGYKNEE ON TEH AMIZINS1111 not adut sized results No trouble at all Although you can certainly search for kid costumes by gender, most don't include that in the title. It's just Huk Costume Classic or whatever.Parents are probably going to be size-specific in their search, since thats the most important thing at this age. So youll do "dragon costume loddler or "dragon costume 4T Well it does help that I'm a parent and actualy know how kid sizing works 1. Kids have the exact same sizes at this age. It's not like they'e hit puberty yet 2 Kid costumes are generaly baggy because they're often wom over clothes eipatron56 Source:in-contessons "costumes Ridcostumes sang Adults are probably going to specfy men/women more often, as the cut of the costumes is going to be completely different Mast costumes that pop up are for kids, so you really neod to specify that you want an adult costume Advertising like this may aiso turn off some parents who are on the fence (as some random rebloggers assumed Iwas). I'm lucky enough to live in an area where mast parents are pretty unconoermed with gender bendng during play, but this certainly isnt the case everywhere Whle the clothing sioreotypes go both ways, I think boys have it much worse If a girl wears a boy shirt no one bats an eye, but a boy in a dress is viewed as weird, or something to be cormectod. There's a boy in my daughter's class that is ahways putting on play dresses. None of the aduits care, but he has been teased by some of his fellow students. That is a problem because they're getting the gender sterectypes from somewhere, and "targeted advertising can certainly be a culpnit =tantsytraws source intkornssons *gender acostune amazon *gender ssues WOW this post is getting some interesting comments Do you guys really think that a stupid gender label would stop me from buying something? MEY HALF OF MY DAUGHTER'S WARDROBE IS FROM THE BOYS SECTION AND HER BROTHER WEARS HAND ME DOWN JEANS WITH PRETTY PINK BOWS ON THEM Seriously, the price is more of a turn off than anything else. The costumes don't even include pants. I'd be better off just geting her a separate Huk costume, or buying a bunch used.I just found the addendum for boys highly amusing gender Issues gender marve

Shopping Just browsing Marvel shut for my daughter on Amazon Damn that's expensivel Wait a minute The Avengers Role Play Set for Boys by Disney Interactive Studios for BoysS ewel rm glad we cleared that up #shopping agender gender issues arvel #avengers egr Shopping Shopping Shopping This field links here) fantayccamS ust browsing Marvel stuff for my daughter on Amazon Just browsing Marvel stulf for my daughter on Amazon Just browsing Marvel stuff for my daughler on Amazon Just browsing Marvel stutt for my daughter on Amazorn 施. Damn that's expensivel Wait a mite Damn hats expensivel Wait a minute Damn, that's expensive, war θ minure The Avengers Role Play Set for Boys by Disney Interactive Studios The Avengers Role Play Set for Boys by Disney Interactive Studios The Avengers Role Play Set for Boys by Disney Interactive Studios Darm that's expensive. Wit munute for Boys The Avengers Role Play Set for Boys by Disney Interactive Studios for BoyS For Christs sake Look at who play those characters ALL MALEI Iwonder why male characters would be advertised to boys1? That doesnt make sensel OH my f------ god Just f------ buy it. No one is prevening you for buying this hit Stop throwing god damn tamper tantrum OH my f------ god. Just tucking buy it No one is preventing you for buying this s---. Stop throwing god damn temper tan um Who the f--- does t concem? is anyone being oppressed bacause of this? No Is anyone stopping you from buying this? No. It's targeted advertising Get out of my head the patrianchy strikes agan not the patterwacky?121 D I CAN NO BUYS IT., CAUSE ITFOR THE BOIZ DOI I BE SUPORTING TEH For Christs sake Look at who play those characters ALL MALEI I wonder why male characters would be advertised to boys? That Men are not the only gender to play with action Sgures. By setting up this stereotype Ir confess ons? Are you sure you're INTJ? oher genders are shut out I dont want to start trouble, but I'm pretty sure what they were clarfying with for boys Don't got me wrong, Myers-Briggs is psoudosciance but at loast a INTJ would have gured that the sizing of the outfe was made for boys so they put on the gender so you won't buy it and get mad it doesn't fit girls despite the sizing chart number being correct I completely understand targeted advertising, and at leest Captain America is a black kid so there's some diversity here The for Boys just strikes me as an unnecessary addtion, and think it does become a problem at some age. My niece is old enough to read, so something ike this might steer her away Maybe not, but it does sent the message that it's not for you I grew up at a tme where women were portrayed as weak and feartul in most chidrens media, and that was cerlainly the message I retained, even though my own mom was highly educated and worked For long time made me wish that I'd been born a boy, just because I didn't hink I could be both a girl AND enjoy the things I did was that Sze Large isn'1 going to fit your average 35 yeer old trying to cosplay The Huk PATTERWACKYS IF I Doll"" 1 1 1 1 Ⅲ Its just a classitication to make sure that, when you search, you get chid sized resuts, WY MUCH MUHSOGGYKNEE ON TEH AMIZINS1111 not adut sized results No trouble at all Although you can certainly search for kid costumes by gender, most don't include that in the title. It's just Huk Costume Classic or whatever.Parents are probably going to be size-specific in their search, since thats the most important thing at this age. So youll do "dragon costume loddler or "dragon costume 4T Well it does help that I'm a parent and actualy know how kid sizing works 1. Kids have the exact same sizes at this age. It's not like they'e hit puberty yet 2 Kid costumes are generaly baggy because they're often wom over clothes eipatron56 Source:in-contessons "costumes Ridcostumes sang Adults are probably going to specfy men/women more often, as the cut of the costumes is going to be completely different Mast costumes that pop up are for kids, so you really neod to specify that you want an adult costume Advertising like this may aiso turn off some parents who are on the fence (as some random rebloggers assumed Iwas). I'm lucky enough to live in an area where mast parents are pretty unconoermed with gender bendng during play, but this certainly isnt the case everywhere Whle the clothing sioreotypes go both ways, I think boys have it much worse If a girl wears a boy shirt no one bats an eye, but a boy in a dress is viewed as weird, or something to be cormectod. There's a boy in my daughter's class that is ahways putting on play dresses. None of the aduits care, but he has been teased by some of his fellow students. That is a problem because they're getting the gender sterectypes from somewhere, and "targeted advertising can certainly be a culpnit =tantsytraws source intkornssons *gender acostune amazon *gender ssues WOW this post is getting some interesting comments Do you guys really think that a stupid gender label would stop me from buying something? MEY HALF OF MY DAUGHTER'S WARDROBE IS FROM THE BOYS SECTION AND HER BROTHER WEARS HAND ME DOWN JEANS WITH PRETTY PINK BOWS ON THEM Seriously, the price is more of a turn off than anything else. The costumes don't even include pants. I'd be better off just geting her a separate Huk costume, or buying a bunch used.I just found the addendum for boys highly amusing gender Issues gender marve

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I knew there was a reason I prefer Pepsi to Coke.

pepsi Put a little j--- in your shopping. helloyoucreatives: Thanks for the tip Pepsi. 249,920 notes

pepsi Put a little j--- in your shopping. helloyoucreatives: Thanks for the tip Pepsi. 249,920 notes

Bees

be there or That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I'll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed 227,745 notes

be there or That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I'll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed 227,745 notes

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"Its not a doll, its an action figure!"

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"Arise Demon!"

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74,330 medicine-kenna 2012-11-24 00:43 DID THIS HELP M EDUCATION ladyhistory It taught me how to summon Satan with Hot Cross Buns THAT COMMENT IS KILLING ME Source: pleatedjeans

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Examining laws

meggitthemaggot piledriverswaltz why does the government make it illegal to be naked in public but not give me any money to buy cute clothes are you telling me i have to pay to not break a law probably the smartest thing I've ever heard.

meggitthemaggot piledriverswaltz why does the government make it illegal to be naked in public but not give me any money to buy cute clothes are you telling me i have to pay to not break a law probably the smartest thing I've ever heard.

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"People with vaginas"

bbanditt: slett what if all your fingers just turned into tongues... like what would you even do dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off "People with vaginas" what are those called again I can't remember Source: vvumblr

bbanditt: slett what if all your fingers just turned into tongues... like what would you even do dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off "People with vaginas" what are those called again I can't remember Source: vvumblr

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Margarita of Pain

if someone was covered in paper cuts and you threw them into a pool of lemon juice how long do you think it would take them to die what circle of dante's inferno did you crawl out of what if you rolled their body in salt first easy there, satan margarita of pain

if someone was covered in paper cuts and you threw them into a pool of lemon juice how long do you think it would take them to die what circle of dante's inferno did you crawl out of what if you rolled their body in salt first easy there, satan margarita of pain

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this pen will never know what going to sleep feels like

twopale hearts-quotetweet Marker ayalynn ameborghini this pen will never know what a bagel tastes like Go to sleep 146,405 notes

twopale hearts-quotetweet Marker ayalynn ameborghini this pen will never know what a bagel tastes like Go to sleep 146,405 notes

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Clever title about art references

Source:va-SSuI ya-ssui saves a s--- ton of art references* does absolutely nothing about them #too real #artist woes 17,423 notes

Source:va-SSuI ya-ssui saves a s--- ton of art references* does absolutely nothing about them #too real #artist woes 17,423 notes

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Dying on your own terms

Source: littlemoretouch... iahfy-hewasnumberwan person: [about to shoot me] me: wait wait hold on a s person: NO I'M GONNA KILL YOU me: I KNOW BRUH ok just hold on [grabs phone] just gimme one sec okay okay okay [looks through music, presses play l person: is this.... mmm whatcha say? me: shoot me now. i'm ready. i'm at peace. 105,100 notes

Source: littlemoretouch... iahfy-hewasnumberwan person: [about to shoot me] me: wait wait hold on a s person: NO I'M GONNA KILL YOU me: I KNOW BRUH ok just hold on [grabs phone] just gimme one sec okay okay okay [looks through music, presses play l person: is this.... mmm whatcha say? me: shoot me now. i'm ready. i'm at peace. 105,100 notes

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Every tumblr post

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Name origins

heyfunnie why is bob short for robert how does one get 'billy out of 'william'? How in hell do you get "D---" from "Richard"? you ask him nicely you ask him nicely

heyfunnie why is bob short for robert how does one get 'billy out of 'william'? How in hell do you get "D---" from "Richard"? you ask him nicely you ask him nicely

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Babby Faec Smassh

3,552 delete edit High-res → dallonstallion I stepped on my sister's doll one time and my brother and I laughed at it for like a year

3,552 delete edit High-res → dallonstallion I stepped on my sister's doll one time and my brother and I laughed at it for like a year

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Dressing near family x Dressing near friends

jstnbInd。 How I dress when I am with my family How I dress when I am with my friends #cody modes #1 AM SO ORIGINAL #starc .443 notas

jstnbInd。 How I dress when I am with my family How I dress when I am with my friends #cody modes #1 AM SO ORIGINAL #starc .443 notas

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Prepare for it

iahfy-blixle person: you're pretty cool! me: oh my god prepare to be very disappointed 227,524 notes Source: bergamonster

iahfy-blixle person: you're pretty cool! me: oh my god prepare to be very disappointed 227,524 notes Source: bergamonster

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Electrons

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See Feel BE the ball

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louisharrystylinson: louisharrystylinson: I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR LIKE FOREVER see the ball feel the ball be the ball

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