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The bee noise

thebaconsandwichofregret: kimbbearly why dont humans have a specific noise that means "there are bees here lets leave immediately" why are elephants more advanced than us we do have a specific noise, it sounds like this: (1 "there are bees here lets leave immediately" Source: kimbbearlyold 266,463 notes

thebaconsandwichofregret: kimbbearly why dont humans have a specific noise that means "there are bees here lets leave immediately" why are elephants more advanced than us we do have a specific noise, it sounds like this: (1 "there are bees here lets leave immediately" Source: kimbbearlyold 266,463 notes

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Fun fact

le-red-lucy: my-raggedy-pond: cuntinued: Fun Fact: The average person would walk past a murderer about 36 times in their lifetime. I like how this is called a 'fun' fact. It's fun because they didn't decide to murder you

le-red-lucy: my-raggedy-pond: cuntinued: Fun Fact: The average person would walk past a murderer about 36 times in their lifetime. I like how this is called a 'fun' fact. It's fun because they didn't decide to murder you

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Stupid kids

is-getting-old eva-420 i feel bad for teachers because i distinctly remember my mom bursting into tears once when she was grading papers and she was just mumbling "theyre so goddamn stupid" over and over every time i read this i laugh a little harder 50,706 notes

is-getting-old eva-420 i feel bad for teachers because i distinctly remember my mom bursting into tears once when she was grading papers and she was just mumbling "theyre so goddamn stupid" over and over every time i read this i laugh a little harder 50,706 notes

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Not racist

burritwo: adrians: a-creepy-weirdo-has: adrians I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon I'm not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn't have gotten stitches. how is that racist they just said they weren't being racist do you even listen 255,522 notes

burritwo: adrians: a-creepy-weirdo-has: adrians I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon I'm not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn't have gotten stitches. how is that racist they just said they weren't being racist do you even listen 255,522 notes

racism ear injury joke

Haunting

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey daneasaur225: moniquill: Abandoned 123 year old school For sale: totally not haunted, we promise. Like we pinky swear. No wailing child ghosts. No endless walls of text about the coming of the end times appearing on chalk boards when you turn your back. No creepy singing. Totally cool

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey daneasaur225: moniquill: Abandoned 123 year old school For sale: totally not haunted, we promise. Like we pinky swear. No wailing child ghosts. No endless walls of text about the coming of the end times appearing on chalk boards when you turn your back. No creepy singing. Totally cool

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Beep Boop

maidenmothercronus: inconvenientlylargelizard: HOW TO CHEER UP IN 2 EASY STEPS 1. WHISPER "BEEP BOOP" TO YOURSELF. 2. REPEAT UNTIL NOT SAD. (BUT WHY DOES THIS WORK??????))

maidenmothercronus: inconvenientlylargelizard: HOW TO CHEER UP IN 2 EASY STEPS 1. WHISPER "BEEP BOOP" TO YOURSELF. 2. REPEAT UNTIL NOT SAD. (BUT WHY DOES THIS WORK??????))

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Proposal

dathomo: aw there's a girl proposing to a guy in the bathroom! how sweet I'm sure she is getting all choked up It's such big news it must be hard to swallow!

dathomo: aw there's a girl proposing to a guy in the bathroom! how sweet I'm sure she is getting all choked up It's such big news it must be hard to swallow!

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Brah

What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn't realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like Dude, you haven't gone outside in a while. Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn. Are you still up? Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix. Dude, I'm seriously craving something right now. "Like what?" 1 dunno Pizza rolls? Why is it that you never come into my house unless I invite you? Um, it's called being polite...? ed coking with cthe cther night and gthe rius sum an m ic, but all I'm getting on b-------. Dude can a mirror like... stop working or something?

What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn't realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like Dude, you haven't gone outside in a while. Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn. Are you still up? Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix. Dude, I'm seriously craving something right now. "Like what?" 1 dunno Pizza rolls? Why is it that you never come into my house unless I invite you? Um, it's called being polite...? ed coking with cthe cther night and gthe rius sum an m ic, but all I'm getting on b-------. Dude can a mirror like... stop working or something?

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REKTMATE

Helena Messages About Helena, youve got the sweetest smile Ive seen on Tinder 20 mins ago If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber 19 mins ago If u were a person you'd have downs 19 mins ago I take that back, if you were a vegetable I'd pull the plug 15 mins ago drackies-are-awesome wantsu THE F--- OUT F------ OBLITERATED DECIMATED

Helena Messages About Helena, youve got the sweetest smile Ive seen on Tinder 20 mins ago If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber 19 mins ago If u were a person you'd have downs 19 mins ago I take that back, if you were a vegetable I'd pull the plug 15 mins ago drackies-are-awesome wantsu THE F--- OUT F------ OBLITERATED DECIMATED

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Can't??? think of???? a title????????????????????????

↑ [-] CitroFig 240 points 1 day ago WHy??? Do??? Everybody on Tumblr??? has??? to??? type like this????? permalink save report give gold reply ↑ [-] NewOrleansAints Cishet fuel can't melt feel beams 341 points 1 day ago This is transphobic Not all women have periods. Some only have question marks

↑ [-] CitroFig 240 points 1 day ago WHy??? Do??? Everybody on Tumblr??? has??? to??? type like this????? permalink save report give gold reply ↑ [-] NewOrleansAints Cishet fuel can't melt feel beams 341 points 1 day ago This is transphobic Not all women have periods. Some only have question marks

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my feels

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Keep in touch,okay?Don't worry, rve got you on speed dial I'll call you if l ever have a problem. phone rings Hello? I have a problem m gonna m1ss vou asktemgermania cityotmaanusbang pedoshaming: And thank you, Mr. Mosby. For taking care of me all these years. the relationship between these two was far more interesting than just about anything disney channel has ever produced he was the father figure in her life because her dad was never around. Im crying THIS F------ SCENE THESE F------ TWO FIRST YOU THOUGHT THE CALL WAS GOING TO BE SOMETHING STUPID LIKE SHE FORGOT TO TIE HER SHOELACES OR SOME S--- THEN SHE TURNS AROUND AND DROPS THIS F------ BOMB OH MY GOD DO I CRY

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Vegans at it again

WHAT IS YOURDEFINITION 4 OFAHOLOCAUST Like Comment Share View 1 more comment w-- that made me cry in 2 sec 7 hours ago Like I love animals more then most people i know but comparing pigs slaughtered for food to one of the most horrific events in human history is honestly really offensive 6 hours ago Like If someone is offended then that is honestly their Sorry but to me there is no difference between a Jew or a pig, to me own pr Except this is stll going on. And 25 minutes ago Like sorry I made you cry veganbeefstrokinoff: magnechamp that-anti-feminist-girl: craiganthonywells scope-dogg rtrixie craiganthonywells Fun game! Is this from /pol or a vegan? N.B. "there is no difference between a pig and a jew" jesus christ, vegans PETA uses this comparison all the time LL PEOPLE RR I was actually looking for a separate incident where they tried to use the same message, got this one instead. I think that offensive, extremist attempts to create a message like these are the biggest obstacles to any legitimate animal rights movements today The biggest obstacle to animal rights movements are that animals don't have rights because they're animals there is no difference to a pig and a jew es Phrasing 9 billion land animals and 44 billion water animals every f------ year. It's disgusting to compare it to the holocaust because it's so much worse Found the vegan. It's not worse because... they're animals. And they're often not killed maliciously

WHAT IS YOURDEFINITION 4 OFAHOLOCAUST Like Comment Share View 1 more comment w-- that made me cry in 2 sec 7 hours ago Like I love animals more then most people i know but comparing pigs slaughtered for food to one of the most horrific events in human history is honestly really offensive 6 hours ago Like If someone is offended then that is honestly their Sorry but to me there is no difference between a Jew or a pig, to me own pr Except this is stll going on. And 25 minutes ago Like sorry I made you cry veganbeefstrokinoff: magnechamp that-anti-feminist-girl: craiganthonywells scope-dogg rtrixie craiganthonywells Fun game! Is this from /pol or a vegan? N.B. "there is no difference between a pig and a jew" jesus christ, vegans PETA uses this comparison all the time LL PEOPLE RR I was actually looking for a separate incident where they tried to use the same message, got this one instead. I think that offensive, extremist attempts to create a message like these are the biggest obstacles to any legitimate animal rights movements today The biggest obstacle to animal rights movements are that animals don't have rights because they're animals there is no difference to a pig and a jew es Phrasing 9 billion land animals and 44 billion water animals every f------ year. It's disgusting to compare it to the holocaust because it's so much worse Found the vegan. It's not worse because... they're animals. And they're often not killed maliciously

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I'm no expert, but I don't think sexicolor is a real thing

zanmadyne-filthybloodmage ARE YOU HETEROSEXUAL. .? OF THE FOR ADULTS ONLY! IN ASTRAVISION and SEXICOLOR brundleflyforawhiteguy zgmfd O--- Of The Dead (1965) Ed Wood That's it. That's the only tagline and that's exactly where it ends. There's no lead up, there's no punchline there's just Source: zgmfd 207 notes

zanmadyne-filthybloodmage ARE YOU HETEROSEXUAL. .? OF THE FOR ADULTS ONLY! IN ASTRAVISION and SEXICOLOR brundleflyforawhiteguy zgmfd O--- Of The Dead (1965) Ed Wood That's it. That's the only tagline and that's exactly where it ends. There's no lead up, there's no punchline there's just Source: zgmfd 207 notes

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Paying more for pants with holes in them is the dumbest

iahfyanotherfirebender+ adamusprime there's no logical reason for shorts to be the same price as pants Source: adamusprime #honestly 232,064 notes

iahfyanotherfirebender+ adamusprime there's no logical reason for shorts to be the same price as pants Source: adamusprime #honestly 232,064 notes

pants shorts pricing

the search

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The meat is tastier when it's uncooked

iahfykorrainasamisjacket+ zackisontumblr wants body to look a certain way* eats 3 cookies, mac n cheese, kitchen sink, and small neighbor child Source: zackisontumblr 98,431 notes

iahfykorrainasamisjacket+ zackisontumblr wants body to look a certain way* eats 3 cookies, mac n cheese, kitchen sink, and small neighbor child Source: zackisontumblr 98,431 notes

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Say it right

iahfy-internalized-misogyny。 byecarmilla vapor-man: Australians: m8 Pirates: m80 why did I say mate o in my head Source: cyberjock 137,529 notes

iahfy-internalized-misogyny。 byecarmilla vapor-man: Australians: m8 Pirates: m80 why did I say mate o in my head Source: cyberjock 137,529 notes

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Never stop talking about your favorite characters

iahfy-h ewashumberwan euphrasiefauchelevent: when people tell me to stop talking about my fave characters Buy my silence. Perimanently $8,000 per month For $8,000 a month, I will stop Source: euphrasiefauc 57,192 notes

iahfy-h ewashumberwan euphrasiefauchelevent: when people tell me to stop talking about my fave characters Buy my silence. Perimanently $8,000 per month For $8,000 a month, I will stop Source: euphrasiefauc 57,192 notes

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Bruh

mallemerok: just-shower-thoughts In Japan, radiation creates monsters (Godzilla) and in America radiation creates superheroes Shockingly, it's almost like Japan and America have very different narratives surrounding nuclear fallout. Now, if we all think very very hard, maybe

mallemerok: just-shower-thoughts In Japan, radiation creates monsters (Godzilla) and in America radiation creates superheroes Shockingly, it's almost like Japan and America have very different narratives surrounding nuclear fallout. Now, if we all think very very hard, maybe

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Useful product

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