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eabine Source memewhore the-invisible-turnip twilightwitch WHY FATHER?!? ILITERALLY COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS AND SHOWED THIS PICTURE TO EVERYONE AT MY SCHOOL TODAY

eabine Source memewhore the-invisible-turnip twilightwitch WHY FATHER?!? ILITERALLY COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS AND SHOWED THIS PICTURE TO EVERYONE AT MY SCHOOL TODAY

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bigpapayogi stonehollow。 Source: baracks JAZZFUCKER 5months ago Guys I'm trying to help my daughter sell Girl Scout Cookies. All we have left are thin mints though. IF YOUWANT THIN MINTS MESSAGE ME 118 Reply . View Replies baracks i love p--- comments 3,280 notes

bigpapayogi stonehollow。 Source: baracks JAZZFUCKER 5months ago Guys I'm trying to help my daughter sell Girl Scout Cookies. All we have left are thin mints though. IF YOUWANT THIN MINTS MESSAGE ME 118 Reply . View Replies baracks i love p--- comments 3,280 notes

jarethqueenbitch my-impala-is-th...。 Source: burgrs deathbylapdances burors monthesidelines burars why allow urself to be full of hate when u can be full of pasta instead The hate is towards myself, so it's okay no its not here have some i love u "don't get upsetti have some spaghetti" 261,641 notes ぱー

jarethqueenbitch my-impala-is-th...。 Source: burgrs deathbylapdances burors monthesidelines burars why allow urself to be full of hate when u can be full of pasta instead The hate is towards myself, so it's okay no its not here have some i love u "don't get upsetti have some spaghetti" 261,641 notes ぱー

tomrny: do you know how much better life would be if we could zoom our eyes in and out

tomrny: do you know how much better life would be if we could zoom our eyes in and out

donotabusetheapostropheslightl... Source: scroturn imiust-kyian: scroturn i get really offended when someone doesnt sit next to me but im also relieved they didnt sit next to me this is the most accurate thing i've ever read 469,481 notes

donotabusetheapostropheslightl... Source: scroturn imiust-kyian: scroturn i get really offended when someone doesnt sit next to me but im also relieved they didnt sit next to me this is the most accurate thing i've ever read 469,481 notes

andrewbreitel drcerealmonster: radock: small obama chases a much larger version of himself I guess you can say he was RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT literally f--- off

andrewbreitel drcerealmonster: radock: small obama chases a much larger version of himself I guess you can say he was RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT literally f--- off

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meeting celebrities is an interesting thing because some people spend their life savings to get one photo and hug with their idol while others find them in like the cereal aisle at the grocery store the hat I expect nothing less

meeting celebrities is an interesting thing because some people spend their life savings to get one photo and hug with their idol while others find them in like the cereal aisle at the grocery store the hat I expect nothing less

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The year we've all been waiting for.

2014 yea uigi Nintendo announces big plans for 2014

2014 yea uigi Nintendo announces big plans for 2014

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oldmanspooky timelordshavetwohearts eupagus sansaofhousestark arianne-martell Every time l think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs. I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE WAIT SO THAT'S NOT WHAT IT IS QUICK THE COPS ARE COMING!" *everyone frantically tries to coliapse their trestle tables

oldmanspooky timelordshavetwohearts eupagus sansaofhousestark arianne-martell Every time l think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs. I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE WAIT SO THAT'S NOT WHAT IT IS QUICK THE COPS ARE COMING!" *everyone frantically tries to coliapse their trestle tables

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pk fishfingersands Source: penguins-with. m-trainer-laine feeling sad I just want to see my little brothers f--- 2 likes Like Comment penguins-with-lightsabers This is a time where a comma is really needed. 27,320 notes

pk fishfingersands Source: penguins-with. m-trainer-laine feeling sad I just want to see my little brothers f--- 2 likes Like Comment penguins-with-lightsabers This is a time where a comma is really needed. 27,320 notes

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1612th: in like 5th grade my whole family was driving home from some trip and i was listening to "kids with guns" by the gorillaz on my ipod and it made me feel really rebellious because i was a kid and according to that song kids have guns so when we drove into the garage my dad was like "ok we're home" and i said "shut up dad" and he just looked at me for a long time and didn't say anything and i started crying

1612th: in like 5th grade my whole family was driving home from some trip and i was listening to "kids with guns" by the gorillaz on my ipod and it made me feel really rebellious because i was a kid and according to that song kids have guns so when we drove into the garage my dad was like "ok we're home" and i said "shut up dad" and he just looked at me for a long time and didn't say anything and i started crying

Delivery Instructions For Driver: tell me im pretty! hohenheiny YOU GUYS SO I ACTUALLY DID THIS A FEW MONTHS AGO AND I DIDNT EVEN THINK THEY LOOKED AT THIS SORT OF THING SO BY THE TIME THE DELIVERY MAN CAME 1 HAD FORGOTTEN THAT I WROTE THAT AND THE GUY WAS REALLY CUTE. WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR HE WAS SUPER FLUSTERED AND DROPPED HIS PEN, THE BAG HOLDING THE PIZZA AND THE RECEIPTS. THEN after i signed the receipt and he was getting ready to leAVEEEE HE GOES "So.. umm. did you actually put that?" and i was like "put what?" and he goes " to. um.. tell you.. um that you're pretty" omg it hit me that this was why he was all nervous and i started cracking up omfg then he told me that i was pretty. ahhh pizza i did this once but when the guy came to the door I sent my friend Martin to get the pizza and I heard muffled laughter and then Martin came back into the room with the pizza and whispered he told me I was pretty"

Delivery Instructions For Driver: tell me im pretty! hohenheiny YOU GUYS SO I ACTUALLY DID THIS A FEW MONTHS AGO AND I DIDNT EVEN THINK THEY LOOKED AT THIS SORT OF THING SO BY THE TIME THE DELIVERY MAN CAME 1 HAD FORGOTTEN THAT I WROTE THAT AND THE GUY WAS REALLY CUTE. WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR HE WAS SUPER FLUSTERED AND DROPPED HIS PEN, THE BAG HOLDING THE PIZZA AND THE RECEIPTS. THEN after i signed the receipt and he was getting ready to leAVEEEE HE GOES "So.. umm. did you actually put that?" and i was like "put what?" and he goes " to. um.. tell you.. um that you're pretty" omg it hit me that this was why he was all nervous and i started cracking up omfg then he told me that i was pretty. ahhh pizza i did this once but when the guy came to the door I sent my friend Martin to get the pizza and I heard muffled laughter and then Martin came back into the room with the pizza and whispered he told me I was pretty"

australians-assemble: cutecourf: iwiteblogsnottragedies: i still can't believe wagga wagga, walla walla, bong bong, poowong, wonglepong and woolloomooloo are all 100% real place names in this country you forgot wollongong I feel I should also inform you that Tittybong is a real place Tittybong VIC 3542 Humpty Doo NT 0836 Watanobbi New South Wales 42,543 notes 一箩

australians-assemble: cutecourf: iwiteblogsnottragedies: i still can't believe wagga wagga, walla walla, bong bong, poowong, wonglepong and woolloomooloo are all 100% real place names in this country you forgot wollongong I feel I should also inform you that Tittybong is a real place Tittybong VIC 3542 Humpty Doo NT 0836 Watanobbi New South Wales 42,543 notes 一箩

hazzapleez: i feel like if you memorize an album you should earn a free concert ticket

hazzapleez: i feel like if you memorize an album you should earn a free concert ticket

lumos5001 odair imagine a gay character who's entire story isn't surrounded by him being gay slow clap for JK Rowling

lumos5001 odair imagine a gay character who's entire story isn't surrounded by him being gay slow clap for JK Rowling

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Vakiand What's your favo akian USA CEO | I love you Lauren Conrad f--- yes (via athousandandonehearts)

Vakiand What's your favo akian USA CEO | I love you Lauren Conrad f--- yes (via athousandandonehearts)