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The Helpful Clock

dddreamscape 4 Follow Oct 1 Me: I wonder what time it is. The humble analog clock: 11,796 notes о

dddreamscape 4 Follow Oct 1 Me: I wonder what time it is. The humble analog clock: 11,796 notes о

Too Dumb To Be Dumb

bluef00t Follow "you talk like a smart/pretentious person" actually I just forget simple words constantly and am forced to rummage through my brain for the nearest synonym, which is usually twice as long and needlessly specific #chariots chariots 40,263 notes 17 3

bluef00t Follow "you talk like a smart/pretentious person" actually I just forget simple words constantly and am forced to rummage through my brain for the nearest synonym, which is usually twice as long and needlessly specific #chariots chariots 40,263 notes 17 3

words pretentious

Hee Hee

spineless-lobster Follow Jan 5 I am not the divine masculine or the divine feminine I am the divine comedy and you will address me as such fabledquill Follow Jan 6 pronouns: hee/hee

spineless-lobster Follow Jan 5 I am not the divine masculine or the divine feminine I am the divine comedy and you will address me as such fabledquill Follow Jan 6 pronouns: hee/hee

It'll Change Your Life

transmechanicus reblogged jenlog Oct 16 psychotic-gerard Oct 6 Follow ... when i was 14 i came out to a highschool teacher as transgender and i believe i was the first transgender person he ever talked to, and i suppose he panicked, because all he did was say "i think you should listen to little lion man by mumford and sons," and i did, and it changed my 14 year old mind, but i am still unsure what his intended message. he was cool with me being transgender though. mariposakitten Oct 13 Follow "No idea what to say about the transgender stuff, but I heard a banger the other day you might like." 29,190 notes D

transmechanicus reblogged jenlog Oct 16 psychotic-gerard Oct 6 Follow ... when i was 14 i came out to a highschool teacher as transgender and i believe i was the first transgender person he ever talked to, and i suppose he panicked, because all he did was say "i think you should listen to little lion man by mumford and sons," and i did, and it changed my 14 year old mind, but i am still unsure what his intended message. he was cool with me being transgender though. mariposakitten Oct 13 Follow "No idea what to say about the transgender stuff, but I heard a banger the other day you might like." 29,190 notes D

mumford and sons little lion man

Do Not Say It

pingwen Follow The hardest part of being a substitute teacher is sometimes a twelve year old walks into your classroom wearing a ten-gallon cowboy hat for no reason and you cannot under any circumstances say "hell yeah" 7,683 notes 13

pingwen Follow The hardest part of being a substitute teacher is sometimes a twelve year old walks into your classroom wearing a ten-gallon cowboy hat for no reason and you cannot under any circumstances say "hell yeah" 7,683 notes 13

One Last Meal

pokkin Follow If I had to choose a last meal before getting sent to the gallows I would choose all of the worlds suffering so nobody has to hurt anymore reefsharkivist Follow i would choose olive garden endless breadsticks pokkin 2 Oh I love breadsticks changing my answer 31,838 notes

pokkin Follow If I had to choose a last meal before getting sent to the gallows I would choose all of the worlds suffering so nobody has to hurt anymore reefsharkivist Follow i would choose olive garden endless breadsticks pokkin 2 Oh I love breadsticks changing my answer 31,838 notes

last meal olive garden

Humanity Tests

negativepeanuthoarder 601 Follow 5d ago "love is what makes us human" actually it's 'select all images with boat' but go off I guess #asexual #aromantic #aspec #acespec #actually asexual #actually aromantic #aro culture is #aromantic... See all 49.3K notes D []

negativepeanuthoarder 601 Follow 5d ago "love is what makes us human" actually it's 'select all images with boat' but go off I guess #asexual #aromantic #aspec #acespec #actually asexual #actually aromantic #aro culture is #aromantic... See all 49.3K notes D []

My Neurospice Rack

lakevida Follow 6d ago just saw someone say they were "hyperfixated" on cooking with seasonal squash i love that nothing means anything goofstep Follow 5d ago i'm seriously traumadumping pepper all over these boiled eggs junglejim4322 Follow 5d ago I'm gaslighting my stove 46,9K notes

lakevida Follow 6d ago just saw someone say they were "hyperfixated" on cooking with seasonal squash i love that nothing means anything goofstep Follow 5d ago i'm seriously traumadumping pepper all over these boiled eggs junglejim4322 Follow 5d ago I'm gaslighting my stove 46,9K notes

neurospicy traumadumping

Salmon Corn

one-time-i-dreamt Follow There was genetically engineered food and someone tried to sell me salmon on the cob: little kernels of salmon meat, on a cob like corn. Submitted by goblin-haberdasher #dream #food 475 notes 17

one-time-i-dreamt Follow There was genetically engineered food and someone tried to sell me salmon on the cob: little kernels of salmon meat, on a cob like corn. Submitted by goblin-haberdasher #dream #food 475 notes 17

dream salmon corn

The Interests Of Tumblr Users

NOO neo-metro reblogged saltyfinalboss 1h ago fandaniel Follow Oct 9 other social media websites im on are like. hawk tuah girl and mr beast are collabing for a festables event. and tumblr is like. here are my top 10 favorite ants 33,216 notes thornrings reblogged 1h ago stunfiskz Follow 1h ago Asparagus - Wikipedia Asparagus - Wikipedia EN.M.WIKIPEDIA.ORG lot to learn D D F

NOO neo-metro reblogged saltyfinalboss 1h ago fandaniel Follow Oct 9 other social media websites im on are like. hawk tuah girl and mr beast are collabing for a festables event. and tumblr is like. here are my top 10 favorite ants 33,216 notes thornrings reblogged 1h ago stunfiskz Follow 1h ago Asparagus - Wikipedia Asparagus - Wikipedia EN.M.WIKIPEDIA.ORG lot to learn D D F

That Sure Is The Plot Of Blood Meridian

miraclemaya reblogged fatesealyou 2h ago cromerholt Follow Yesterday BLOOD MERIDIAN The Doring Rebess aufellist A Naidin CORMAC MCCARTHY In Blood Meridian by New York Times bestselling author Cormac McCarthy, the Kid is a chaotic bisexual disaster with a big dream: to make this the queerest Mexican-American War ever. Just one problem: an asexual, certified DILF named Judge Holden. The 25th anniversary edition of Blood Meridian is a whole 351 pages of steamy will-they-won't-they enemies-to-lovers goodness. Learn more 953 notes D F

miraclemaya reblogged fatesealyou 2h ago cromerholt Follow Yesterday BLOOD MERIDIAN The Doring Rebess aufellist A Naidin CORMAC MCCARTHY In Blood Meridian by New York Times bestselling author Cormac McCarthy, the Kid is a chaotic bisexual disaster with a big dream: to make this the queerest Mexican-American War ever. Just one problem: an asexual, certified DILF named Judge Holden. The 25th anniversary edition of Blood Meridian is a whole 351 pages of steamy will-they-won't-they enemies-to-lovers goodness. Learn more 953 notes D F

blood meridian cormac mccarthy

What Is The Lead Was Good

guidonian-hand ✪ Folgen 11. Okt. Why was I today years old when I learned that lead compounds taste SWEET and THAT'S why kids eating paint chips back in the day was a concern? entomologistologist 11. Okt. Folgen #we owe the people of past generations an apology #we've been acting like they were idiots for eating lead without asking if it tasted good people these days, it's always "stop eating lead" and "lead is poisonous" and never "was the lead yummy?" or "you looked really cool eating those tasty lead chips" smh #yeah granddad said hed eat the paint chips at the playground bc they were sweet 6'881 Anmerkun... D

guidonian-hand ✪ Folgen 11. Okt. Why was I today years old when I learned that lead compounds taste SWEET and THAT'S why kids eating paint chips back in the day was a concern? entomologistologist 11. Okt. Folgen #we owe the people of past generations an apology #we've been acting like they were idiots for eating lead without asking if it tasted good people these days, it's always "stop eating lead" and "lead is poisonous" and never "was the lead yummy?" or "you looked really cool eating those tasty lead chips" smh #yeah granddad said hed eat the paint chips at the playground bc they were sweet 6'881 Anmerkun... D

The Wisdom Of A Child

sandersstudies 601 ❤ Follow I LOVE when children who juuuust barely understand ten percent of something find somebody (a toy or a smaller child, usually) who understands zero percent and they're like "come hither and I shall take you under my wing and teach you my instant wisdom.” ☑ 65 10,444 36,674 bitch-goblin my son trying to explain to my daughter the concept of "Nam flashbacks" based on that one meme of the mouse with the helicopters overlayed, "well you see, they're scared of helicopters...." D

sandersstudies 601 ❤ Follow I LOVE when children who juuuust barely understand ten percent of something find somebody (a toy or a smaller child, usually) who understands zero percent and they're like "come hither and I shall take you under my wing and teach you my instant wisdom.” ☑ 65 10,444 36,674 bitch-goblin my son trying to explain to my daughter the concept of "Nam flashbacks" based on that one meme of the mouse with the helicopters overlayed, "well you see, they're scared of helicopters...." D

children nam flashbacks

Better Than My Moving Guys

not-a-space-alien Oct 16 Follow Hired a moving company and they sent four strong, strapping, beautiful lads to my house to disassemble my furniture and move all my things. I loved them. I got them pizza. They told me moving company gossip. I missed them one minute after they left. My moving lads. Come back to me. You're so strong and so well trained in safe lifting not-a-space-alien Oct 16 I miss my moving men they took such good care of me and they were so handsome and beautiful and strong and efficient and they wrapped all my furniture up in plastic and they loved that I got pizza for them and they knew how to safely drive the big big truck. Come back to me moving men

not-a-space-alien Oct 16 Follow Hired a moving company and they sent four strong, strapping, beautiful lads to my house to disassemble my furniture and move all my things. I loved them. I got them pizza. They told me moving company gossip. I missed them one minute after they left. My moving lads. Come back to me. You're so strong and so well trained in safe lifting not-a-space-alien Oct 16 I miss my moving men they took such good care of me and they were so handsome and beautiful and strong and efficient and they wrapped all my furniture up in plastic and they loved that I got pizza for them and they knew how to safely drive the big big truck. Come back to me moving men

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Yes, and You're In Trouble

smoqueen Follow does anyone know if you can get in trouble for feeling weird 14,129 notes

smoqueen Follow does anyone know if you can get in trouble for feeling weird 14,129 notes

Not Reporting For Duty

leftboob-enthusiast 21 Sep Follow god's bravest little soldier? no. devil's most cowardly huge draft dodger #text 8,657 notes DD ♡

leftboob-enthusiast 21 Sep Follow god's bravest little soldier? no. devil's most cowardly huge draft dodger #text 8,657 notes DD ♡

devil draft dodger