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14,321 notes Hell, yeah, Im gay 23,757 notes but if YOU'RE gay. I M gay THEN WHO'S LYING THE PLANE?

14,321 notes Hell, yeah, Im gay 23,757 notes but if YOU'RE gay. I M gay THEN WHO'S LYING THE PLANE?

archangelgaybriel mikerotone when i die, my tombstone wont say RIP it will say VIP That's because they reserved a special place in hell for you yeah the throne

archangelgaybriel mikerotone when i die, my tombstone wont say RIP it will say VIP That's because they reserved a special place in hell for you yeah the throne

l think I missed out on the "neat and cute handwriting" gene that every girl seems to have and this is unfair Intelligent people have messier handwriting because they think fast. When you think and process things faster, you can also write quicker, but it's going to be sloppy. People with neat writing are usually (no offense) not as smart. I embrace my s--- writing

l think I missed out on the "neat and cute handwriting" gene that every girl seems to have and this is unfair Intelligent people have messier handwriting because they think fast. When you think and process things faster, you can also write quicker, but it's going to be sloppy. People with neat writing are usually (no offense) not as smart. I embrace my s--- writing

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can t Wa until I get that job at Starbucks because I'm going to spell everyone's name wrong so they can't instagram their cups are you satan are you god are we humans Or are we dancer Is this the real life Or is this just a fantasy no this is patrick what the f--- is goina orn

can t Wa until I get that job at Starbucks because I'm going to spell everyone's name wrong so they can't instagram their cups are you satan are you god are we humans Or are we dancer Is this the real life Or is this just a fantasy no this is patrick what the f--- is goina orn

pixeflutters: pixeflutters: gangstatier anya-onymous: According to my mother it's "rude and ignorant" to be uncomfortable around babies. Babies are rude and ignorant. f--- babies dont f--- babies 16,777 notes

pixeflutters: pixeflutters: gangstatier anya-onymous: According to my mother it's "rude and ignorant" to be uncomfortable around babies. Babies are rude and ignorant. f--- babies dont f--- babies 16,777 notes

dearborns they should replace hospital gowns with colourful mexican ponchos because they're kinda similar and no one could be sad if we're gonna die let's die looking like a peruvian folk band 176,577 notes は

dearborns they should replace hospital gowns with colourful mexican ponchos because they're kinda similar and no one could be sad if we're gonna die let's die looking like a peruvian folk band 176,577 notes は

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grandkanye: mrsomnomnomers: jesuschristvevo: if someone tells a joke and a white girl doesnt get offended did it even happen This is really f------ racist. Not ALL white girls are really annoying and prissy and offended easily oh my god just shut up found a white girl 51,098 notes

grandkanye: mrsomnomnomers: jesuschristvevo: if someone tells a joke and a white girl doesnt get offended did it even happen This is really f------ racist. Not ALL white girls are really annoying and prissy and offended easily oh my god just shut up found a white girl 51,098 notes

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its-barack-o-lama: amonlydorb sucysucyfivedolla: the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg oh no I'm not falling for this one again AGAIN?!?/?!?

its-barack-o-lama: amonlydorb sucysucyfivedolla: the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg oh no I'm not falling for this one again AGAIN?!?/?!?

I had sex with your mom

amonsterstolemyheart #: skullcandy Source: itsoktobegay 101 Messages Dad Edit Meeple Mupple Dad Im gay I had sex with your mom Huh? Sorry. I thought we had switched to saying things that were stupidly obvious itsoktobegay 101 Sometimes parents can be supportive of their gay kids. Other times they can be sassy and supportive of their gay kids 29,607 notes

amonsterstolemyheart #: skullcandy Source: itsoktobegay 101 Messages Dad Edit Meeple Mupple Dad Im gay I had sex with your mom Huh? Sorry. I thought we had switched to saying things that were stupidly obvious itsoktobegay 101 Sometimes parents can be supportive of their gay kids. Other times they can be sassy and supportive of their gay kids 29,607 notes

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26 justfunnypics.net vvendys $26.99 for a watermelon???

26 justfunnypics.net vvendys $26.99 for a watermelon???

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Interviewer If you could use one of the magical spells from Harry Potter, which one would you choose?... What about the lucky potion? Daniel: That's not a spell, that's a potion.! dreamoffight I love this. He's like "YOU DUMB F---. Freaking muggle interviewer

Interviewer If you could use one of the magical spells from Harry Potter, which one would you choose?... What about the lucky potion? Daniel: That's not a spell, that's a potion.! dreamoffight I love this. He's like "YOU DUMB F---. Freaking muggle interviewer

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80,300 80,360 goatkult oaf-whisperer: making my way downtown I just snorted so violently I hurt my own throat. Sounce creepicrawles

80,300 80,360 goatkult oaf-whisperer: making my way downtown I just snorted so violently I hurt my own throat. Sounce creepicrawles

hurpaderp thearchtivist: Bathroom with glass floor, overlooking a 15 story elevator shaft. In case you needed help s------- yourself. omg that comment though 116,452 notes け

hurpaderp thearchtivist: Bathroom with glass floor, overlooking a 15 story elevator shaft. In case you needed help s------- yourself. omg that comment though 116,452 notes け

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giraffescanflytoo kurdtkocaine so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear??? and the next thing i know. Do you live in a Sims game

giraffescanflytoo kurdtkocaine so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear??? and the next thing i know. Do you live in a Sims game

smellsliketeensluts fateimfated ふ0- u mad? ampuliae djavis l but why would you graffit the quadratic formula some thugs just want to watch the world learn Souresi aremitapalaara

smellsliketeensluts fateimfated ふ0- u mad? ampuliae djavis l but why would you graffit the quadratic formula some thugs just want to watch the world learn Souresi aremitapalaara

thequarantinedmailman: offonahuntingtrip: aegean-sea: LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS and here we have a capitalist Did you just.

thequarantinedmailman: offonahuntingtrip: aegean-sea: LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS and here we have a capitalist Did you just.

cest-ders- = dev inbedesu 10,958 xamikachux: scary-monsters-and-davesprite codarus > install body mod because the default shoulders > wait somethings not right here kneeples KNEEPLES Source: birdbutts

cest-ders- = dev inbedesu 10,958 xamikachux: scary-monsters-and-davesprite codarus > install body mod because the default shoulders > wait somethings not right here kneeples KNEEPLES Source: birdbutts

vintageprincess48: eniolrizzle: wiccanthropy: consultivedetectiveintraining: etenalpurgatoryofdestiel agehachou: having crumbs in your bra is one of the worst feelings in the world have you ever stepped in a puddle with your socks on? Have you ever had the dark lord scar you and kill your parents when you were a baby Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon have you ever just wanted an oscar so bad too far.

vintageprincess48: eniolrizzle: wiccanthropy: consultivedetectiveintraining: etenalpurgatoryofdestiel agehachou: having crumbs in your bra is one of the worst feelings in the world have you ever stepped in a puddle with your socks on? Have you ever had the dark lord scar you and kill your parents when you were a baby Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon have you ever just wanted an oscar so bad too far.

12exe Horton hears somebody he used to know do you ever regret drawing something

12exe Horton hears somebody he used to know do you ever regret drawing something

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redkiteslonanights gaycomalfoy in 8th grade i came out as bisexual by posting a facebook status saying that i had 83 protons 83 Bi 209.0 Bismuth hell yeah bismuth i mean look at it does that thing look heterosexual to you i thought not

redkiteslonanights gaycomalfoy in 8th grade i came out as bisexual by posting a facebook status saying that i had 83 protons 83 Bi 209.0 Bismuth hell yeah bismuth i mean look at it does that thing look heterosexual to you i thought not