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thank-you-vashappenin-man im... Source: cutelildork cutelildork cutelildork MY DAD IS WATCHING BRIDGE TO TERABITHIA IN THE OTHER ROOM AND HE JUST RAN IN WITH TEARS IN HIS EYES AND YELLED WHAT KIND OF DISNEY MOVIE KILLS KIDS" THEN WENT BACK HE CAME INTO THE KITCHEN AND HES MUMBLING STUFF LIKE "yeah... ine... kill the kid. kill all the kids. who cares. waste of time...."

thank-you-vashappenin-man im... Source: cutelildork cutelildork cutelildork MY DAD IS WATCHING BRIDGE TO TERABITHIA IN THE OTHER ROOM AND HE JUST RAN IN WITH TEARS IN HIS EYES AND YELLED WHAT KIND OF DISNEY MOVIE KILLS KIDS" THEN WENT BACK HE CAME INTO THE KITCHEN AND HES MUMBLING STUFF LIKE "yeah... ine... kill the kid. kill all the kids. who cares. waste of time...."

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laughslastforever laughslastforever laughslastforever Today my grandpa found out that you can have pizza delivered to your house and he looked like he had just witnessed the second coming of Christ Update: He just ordered a pizza with "everything you've got" and after he hung up all he said was "what a time to be alivel" I f------ love my grandpa THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO GET NOTES W--

laughslastforever laughslastforever laughslastforever Today my grandpa found out that you can have pizza delivered to your house and he looked like he had just witnessed the second coming of Christ Update: He just ordered a pizza with "everything you've got" and after he hung up all he said was "what a time to be alivel" I f------ love my grandpa THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO GET NOTES W--

izzielosthermind stabla if you think your family is dysfunctional remember that zeus got a woman pregnant but she burned to death so he rescued the fetus from her ashes and sewed it into his thigh and gave birth to it himself and that fetus is now the god of wine and sexual deviancy god bless My great aunt stabbed her husband in the stomach on their anniversary and he decided not to divorce her because he didn't want a custody battle over the goats.

izzielosthermind stabla if you think your family is dysfunctional remember that zeus got a woman pregnant but she burned to death so he rescued the fetus from her ashes and sewed it into his thigh and gave birth to it himself and that fetus is now the god of wine and sexual deviancy god bless My great aunt stabbed her husband in the stomach on their anniversary and he decided not to divorce her because he didn't want a custody battle over the goats.

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kellinsbum so i walked into my brother's room he was asleep and i knocked something over and he said "if you're a ghost or some s--- please f--- off im too tired for this

kellinsbum so i walked into my brother's room he was asleep and i knocked something over and he said "if you're a ghost or some s--- please f--- off im too tired for this

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when i was in highschool there was a foreign exchange student from south korea who me and some friends befriended and he ate doritos with a spoon. miss u gunmo also this other time we all went to a craft store and he grabbed a bandana and tied it around his head before swagging over to us going "whats up my homos" miss u gunmo

when i was in highschool there was a foreign exchange student from south korea who me and some friends befriended and he ate doritos with a spoon. miss u gunmo also this other time we all went to a craft store and he grabbed a bandana and tied it around his head before swagging over to us going "whats up my homos" miss u gunmo

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Shy Guy The Duke Standard Parafol 2: 18.473 0041.3 e 0.45.844 目0.45.312 New ghost data created. kinglucario oldmanstephanie kinglucarig shy guy has legs damn it dAMN IT OH MY GOD MY POST ACTUALLY GOT FAN ART IM CRYING

Shy Guy The Duke Standard Parafol 2: 18.473 0041.3 e 0.45.844 目0.45.312 New ghost data created. kinglucario oldmanstephanie kinglucarig shy guy has legs damn it dAMN IT OH MY GOD MY POST ACTUALLY GOT FAN ART IM CRYING

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thedarklordwearsprada: the-face-of-broe: frickingloki: sassy-gay-karkat: its the year 4012 and madagascar 267 is officially in theatres they still arent in new york somehow they've landed on gallifrey the penguins have the tardis

thedarklordwearsprada: the-face-of-broe: frickingloki: sassy-gay-karkat: its the year 4012 and madagascar 267 is officially in theatres they still arent in new york somehow they've landed on gallifrey the penguins have the tardis

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avhem-is-hand-wash-onl din patternofdefian mbledore spankzilla85 timelady-of-221b in ckingfemale budacub dividebysix thedeathecchi I WANTED THOSE REPORTS ON MY DESK AN HOURAGO SUSAN HAVE YOU SEEN BRIAN HE HAS MY STAPLER SUSAN stop dancing. This is serious HEY SUSAN I'M GOING TO GET SOME LUNCH YOU WANT ANYTHING? SUSAN? SUSAN STOP SCREAMING PLEASE SUSAN MY COMPUTER CRASHED. I COULD REALLY USE YOUR HELP SUSANI FEEL WE NEED TO HAVE A DISCUSSION ABOUT YOUR RECENT TARDINESS IS EVERYTHING GOING OK AT HOME HOW IS RICHARD SUSAN THE PRINTER IS DOING THE BEEPING THING AGAIN HOW DO IGET IT TO STOP? SUSAN HELP THERE IS A HUMAN IN MY OFFICE WHAT DOIDO SUSANIASKED FOR DECAF COFFEE CAN'T YOU FOLLOW SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS SUSAN HOW MANY TIMES DO IHAVE TO TELL YOU TO THROW YOUR PAPERS IN THE RECYCLING NOT THE TRASH. YOU EITHER HELP THE EARTH OR YOU GO EXTINCT, TRUST ME ON THIS

avhem-is-hand-wash-onl din patternofdefian mbledore spankzilla85 timelady-of-221b in ckingfemale budacub dividebysix thedeathecchi I WANTED THOSE REPORTS ON MY DESK AN HOURAGO SUSAN HAVE YOU SEEN BRIAN HE HAS MY STAPLER SUSAN stop dancing. This is serious HEY SUSAN I'M GOING TO GET SOME LUNCH YOU WANT ANYTHING? SUSAN? SUSAN STOP SCREAMING PLEASE SUSAN MY COMPUTER CRASHED. I COULD REALLY USE YOUR HELP SUSANI FEEL WE NEED TO HAVE A DISCUSSION ABOUT YOUR RECENT TARDINESS IS EVERYTHING GOING OK AT HOME HOW IS RICHARD SUSAN THE PRINTER IS DOING THE BEEPING THING AGAIN HOW DO IGET IT TO STOP? SUSAN HELP THERE IS A HUMAN IN MY OFFICE WHAT DOIDO SUSANIASKED FOR DECAF COFFEE CAN'T YOU FOLLOW SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS SUSAN HOW MANY TIMES DO IHAVE TO TELL YOU TO THROW YOUR PAPERS IN THE RECYCLING NOT THE TRASH. YOU EITHER HELP THE EARTH OR YOU GO EXTINCT, TRUST ME ON THIS

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of-hobbits-and-men deathbedscene mycutefriendsweetprincess my dream is to one day make enough money to remake the movie twilight so that everything is exactly the same except edward cullen is played by kanye west and kanye west doesnt have a script and isnt even aware of what the plot of the movie is, he's just kanye west reacting to twilight in real time #1 didnt know i wanted this until now "your skin is pale white and ice cold" "bitch Im black what are you on" (Source: witchlette, via fortheloveoftop)

of-hobbits-and-men deathbedscene mycutefriendsweetprincess my dream is to one day make enough money to remake the movie twilight so that everything is exactly the same except edward cullen is played by kanye west and kanye west doesnt have a script and isnt even aware of what the plot of the movie is, he's just kanye west reacting to twilight in real time #1 didnt know i wanted this until now "your skin is pale white and ice cold" "bitch Im black what are you on" (Source: witchlette, via fortheloveoftop)

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lsee now that the circumstances ot one's birth are irrelevant... circumstances of It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are Ghandi didn't say this. Martin Luther King Jr didn't say this. Jesus Christ didn't say this. M------------ MEWTWO SAID THIS ENLIGHTENING S--- RIGHT HERE

lsee now that the circumstances ot one's birth are irrelevant... circumstances of It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are Ghandi didn't say this. Martin Luther King Jr didn't say this. Jesus Christ didn't say this. M------------ MEWTWO SAID THIS ENLIGHTENING S--- RIGHT HERE

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baisre When you find your fave artist's art blog When you find your fave artist's NSFW art blog

baisre When you find your fave artist's art blog When you find your fave artist's NSFW art blog

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assballconnector: crimewave420 does anyone have that picture of the skeleton and it's like "BOY DIE..S--- BOY" Married To The Sea.con Married To The Sea.con boyyoass how i had die over some macnuggets

assballconnector: crimewave420 does anyone have that picture of the skeleton and it's like "BOY DIE..S--- BOY" Married To The Sea.con Married To The Sea.con boyyoass how i had die over some macnuggets

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thingsthatsuckass dantrium: W-- is going on here? WELL im no professional... but... it would appear.... that someone

thingsthatsuckass dantrium: W-- is going on here? WELL im no professional... but... it would appear.... that someone

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TARNEY NEWARK MAYOR BOOKER WILLARNGY NEWARK MAYOR BOOKER WILL EAT AS IF HE'S EAT AS IF HE NETFLIX INC(NFLX)83.831.43 R I should try it because 1aG udynot for food d do you know how fabulous I'd look? live on $133 a month for food? NEWARK MAYOR BOOKER WILL EAT AS IF HE YAHOO!IYHOO .26 0.02 VIX 14.801 The camera adds 10 pounds, it really does. I would be looking great. I'd be so skinny! f------ rich white people laughing at how poverty is some diet they should try not only is this f------ disgusting bc they're laughing about ppl who can not afford food like haha it's fine but it's also utter b------- fasting myths that I used to believe when I seriously struggled with my eating disorder. now $133 dollars can't even buy 2 weeks of groceries - which means ppl would have to be scrimping and saving to maybe afford one small meal a day - if that If you don't eat for 12 hours your metabolic rate drops 40 percent and goes into storage mode bc it's sensing famine now lets talk about how the foods that ppl on this budget can usually afford cheap not exactly healthy foods. even if a person used all that money to buy expensive health food (which would maybe afford them a week at most of meals) they'd still be storing all of it due to their metabolism being out of so all in all they'd more likely than not gain weight and ppl would attack them with for being fat and lazy and rant about the "obesity epidemic" Andrea Tantaros is not only being a massive classist a------ but contributing to the uneducated and dangerous ideas that help fuel eating disorders

TARNEY NEWARK MAYOR BOOKER WILLARNGY NEWARK MAYOR BOOKER WILL EAT AS IF HE'S EAT AS IF HE NETFLIX INC(NFLX)83.831.43 R I should try it because 1aG udynot for food d do you know how fabulous I'd look? live on $133 a month for food? NEWARK MAYOR BOOKER WILL EAT AS IF HE YAHOO!IYHOO .26 0.02 VIX 14.801 The camera adds 10 pounds, it really does. I would be looking great. I'd be so skinny! f------ rich white people laughing at how poverty is some diet they should try not only is this f------ disgusting bc they're laughing about ppl who can not afford food like haha it's fine but it's also utter b------- fasting myths that I used to believe when I seriously struggled with my eating disorder. now $133 dollars can't even buy 2 weeks of groceries - which means ppl would have to be scrimping and saving to maybe afford one small meal a day - if that If you don't eat for 12 hours your metabolic rate drops 40 percent and goes into storage mode bc it's sensing famine now lets talk about how the foods that ppl on this budget can usually afford cheap not exactly healthy foods. even if a person used all that money to buy expensive health food (which would maybe afford them a week at most of meals) they'd still be storing all of it due to their metabolism being out of so all in all they'd more likely than not gain weight and ppl would attack them with for being fat and lazy and rant about the "obesity epidemic" Andrea Tantaros is not only being a massive classist a------ but contributing to the uneducated and dangerous ideas that help fuel eating disorders

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gentlemanbones soft-communism soloses why use gendered terms like dude, girl, etc with your friends when u can just call them comrade NO, NOT SOFT COMMUNISM. IT MUST BE HARD. LIKE SIBERIAN WINTER

gentlemanbones soft-communism soloses why use gendered terms like dude, girl, etc with your friends when u can just call them comrade NO, NOT SOFT COMMUNISM. IT MUST BE HARD. LIKE SIBERIAN WINTER

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okislongluscioussantahat zelda-in-a-tutu mpmon babyferaligator beginning of joke i honestly dont understand this joke and its frustrating me Well, I guess you're missing the I do have a remarkable tendency to miss the Juicy Juice Hypotenuse. Can we always call it that oh my god

okislongluscioussantahat zelda-in-a-tutu mpmon babyferaligator beginning of joke i honestly dont understand this joke and its frustrating me Well, I guess you're missing the I do have a remarkable tendency to miss the Juicy Juice Hypotenuse. Can we always call it that oh my god

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captain-f-------levi dondogoier ya-boy-levi ya-boy-levi soomanie ya-boy-lei takes creative writing class* writes fanfiction* takes art class* *draws otp* *takes media art class* *makes anime gifs* takes music class* makes cover of anime opening joins speech and debate* *preaches anime* takes boxing class* "beats up these nerds joins anime club* hell yeah

captain-f-------levi dondogoier ya-boy-levi ya-boy-levi soomanie ya-boy-lei takes creative writing class* writes fanfiction* takes art class* *draws otp* *takes media art class* *makes anime gifs* takes music class* makes cover of anime opening joins speech and debate* *preaches anime* takes boxing class* "beats up these nerds joins anime club* hell yeah

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My friend got grounded and the next day her mom gave her this. CONGRATULATIONS YOU GOT GROUNDED!! (CASSIDY) To get ungrounded you must earn 500 points Write a nice letter to someone in the familys 10 points Write a nice letter to a neighbors 10 points Help a relative with homework 20 points Prepare and cook dinner- 50 points 1 load of laundry (wash, dry, fold and put away) 100 points Clean and organize a Kitchen Cupboard- 50 points per cupboard Empty Dishwasher- 25 points Clean and wash off table 25 points Clean and wash off counters- 25 points Wash kitchen chairs- 25 points Clean out microwave: 40 points Take out garbage and re-bag- 10 points Scrub bathroom sinks 10 points Take out bathroom trash 10 points Clean toilet 50 points Water plants 25 points Clean and vacuum livingroom- 30 points Dust livingroom 50 points Wash windows in livingroom and kitchen- 50 points Sweep and mop kitchen floor- 25 points xianna But you know a protest to this would be to just repeatedly clean the toilet. Just do it. Pretend you're in a video game and grind toilet cleaning for points. water and rewater and rewater the plants. Kill the plants. Drown the plants Expose the system. Exploit the system. Make all the dinners. Cook everything in the f------ house for dinner. Make so much dinner you have nothing left for breakfast the next day rd just write so many letters to everyone that my parents would be embarrassed. Like every neighbor in the whole neighborhood would get one. Every single one. And it'd ramble like we were old friends, and tell old embarrassing stories of my parents, and just be chummy as s---. Wash the clothes all on the wrong setting. F--- all of the clothes up IDK, this is really vindictive, but the point system is really silly

My friend got grounded and the next day her mom gave her this. CONGRATULATIONS YOU GOT GROUNDED!! (CASSIDY) To get ungrounded you must earn 500 points Write a nice letter to someone in the familys 10 points Write a nice letter to a neighbors 10 points Help a relative with homework 20 points Prepare and cook dinner- 50 points 1 load of laundry (wash, dry, fold and put away) 100 points Clean and organize a Kitchen Cupboard- 50 points per cupboard Empty Dishwasher- 25 points Clean and wash off table 25 points Clean and wash off counters- 25 points Wash kitchen chairs- 25 points Clean out microwave: 40 points Take out garbage and re-bag- 10 points Scrub bathroom sinks 10 points Take out bathroom trash 10 points Clean toilet 50 points Water plants 25 points Clean and vacuum livingroom- 30 points Dust livingroom 50 points Wash windows in livingroom and kitchen- 50 points Sweep and mop kitchen floor- 25 points xianna But you know a protest to this would be to just repeatedly clean the toilet. Just do it. Pretend you're in a video game and grind toilet cleaning for points. water and rewater and rewater the plants. Kill the plants. Drown the plants Expose the system. Exploit the system. Make all the dinners. Cook everything in the f------ house for dinner. Make so much dinner you have nothing left for breakfast the next day rd just write so many letters to everyone that my parents would be embarrassed. Like every neighbor in the whole neighborhood would get one. Every single one. And it'd ramble like we were old friends, and tell old embarrassing stories of my parents, and just be chummy as s---. Wash the clothes all on the wrong setting. F--- all of the clothes up IDK, this is really vindictive, but the point system is really silly

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names ngest Bego Bucko Bukola Car Dix Dweezil Edju Idarah Scary/creepy girl names py boy Adelaide Agnes Arlette Beatrix Crispy Kiwa Lovella Moon Unit se Scary/creepy boy names Bigram Brick Bruno Butcher Delete Dweezil Elmo Graven Gruver Horatio Izzy therevolutionisnevercoming Ah yes, my dear children Moon Unit, Crispy, and Delete. Found in the best baby names boolk

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teamaquaadminshelly: every-day-is-ronin-day: teamaquaadminshelly if DS means "dual screen" and dual means two, that would mean that a 3DS would be "three dual screen" and therefore should have six screens. why does it only have two screens. nintendo please end these blatant lies the D in 3DS doesn't mean duel it means dimension this post was sarcastic you are literally the fifth person commenting on that oh my god keep it to the tags i don't care "the D in 3DS doesn't mean duel" Duel screen action

teamaquaadminshelly: every-day-is-ronin-day: teamaquaadminshelly if DS means "dual screen" and dual means two, that would mean that a 3DS would be "three dual screen" and therefore should have six screens. why does it only have two screens. nintendo please end these blatant lies the D in 3DS doesn't mean duel it means dimension this post was sarcastic you are literally the fifth person commenting on that oh my god keep it to the tags i don't care "the D in 3DS doesn't mean duel" Duel screen action

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