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I wonder what the fourth outcome would be

chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie I'm home alone with the tv repair man Im no fool, there is only two possible outcomes of this scenario p--- or murder Apparently there was an unforeseern third outcome where he fixes the tv and then leaves

chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie I'm home alone with the tv repair man Im no fool, there is only two possible outcomes of this scenario p--- or murder Apparently there was an unforeseern third outcome where he fixes the tv and then leaves

tv repair man tv funny murder leave leaves home alone fix scenario fixing leaving outcome outcomes only tow possibilities only two possible outcomes only two outcomes i'm no fool im no fool there is only two possible outcomes of this scenario there are only two possible outcomes of this scenario unforeseen third outcome fixes the tv repair man fixes apperently there was an unforeseen third outcome where he foxes the tv and leaves home alone with the tv repair man

To be honest, I also do the thing where I look at people's faces so I can se how they react to a video I show them.

If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I'll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.

If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I'll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.

Fit Buns

lowwbloods - lost-in-wonderstuck 。 Source: grooveland fitness academy FIT BUNS cyanimous grooveland high protein bread Somebody give this packaging designer a raise. 11,180 notes

lowwbloods - lost-in-wonderstuck 。 Source: grooveland fitness academy FIT BUNS cyanimous grooveland high protein bread Somebody give this packaging designer a raise. 11,180 notes

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C.R.E.A.M. (Not Vanilla Ice's Stand)

ifyou!augh-fake-mermaid Source: codeinewarrior codeinewarrio me: hey can i have some money? bank teller: do you have an account with us? me: nah i just heard yall got money 203,304 notes

ifyou!augh-fake-mermaid Source: codeinewarrior codeinewarrio me: hey can i have some money? bank teller: do you have an account with us? me: nah i just heard yall got money 203,304 notes

money banks accounts vanilla ice's stand is actually based on the british band cream. not the wu-tang clan song.

It does feel a little weird

iahfy cyberbae+ Source: seriousjones seriousjones walks out of the movie theater and it's still daytime" what the f--- 201,583 notes

iahfy cyberbae+ Source: seriousjones seriousjones walks out of the movie theater and it's still daytime" what the f--- 201,583 notes

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SJW's strike again

Pope Francis compares trans people to uclear weapons Head of the Catholic Church claims those who transition are opposing 'God's order of creation 19 FEBRUARY 2015 | BY JOE MORGAN Pope Francis has compared trans people to nuclear weapons, saying both do not 'recognize the order of creation' The head of the Catholic Church has claimed people who 'manipulate' their bodies are similar to Herods' that 'destroy, that plot designs of death, that disfigure the face of man and woman, destroying creation The comments were made in a new book published in Italy, Pope Francis: This Economy Kills, calling on Christians to safeguard God's order of creation Let's think of the nuclear arms, of the possibility to nnihilate in a few instants a very high number of human beings," he says Let's think also of genetic manipulation, of the manipulation of life, or of the gender theory, that does not recognize the order of creation. with this attitude, man commits a new sin, that against God the Creator, the pope adds toonskribblez: abi-sua thatisludicrous angel-beast89 turd. This is a blatant lie if you google Pope Francis Transgender you will find articles about Pope Francis personally inviting a trans man to the Vatican and assuring him that he as a place in God's house http:/www.nydailynews.com/news/world/pope-francis-meets- hugs-transgender-man-report-article-1.2095173 http://ncronline.org/blogs/ncr-today/report-pope-francis- meets-hugs-transgender-man http://www.cnn.com/2015/01 /30/living/pope-transgender-man/ thank you for this) Remember Kids: if is there no source, is fake

Pope Francis compares trans people to uclear weapons Head of the Catholic Church claims those who transition are opposing 'God's order of creation 19 FEBRUARY 2015 | BY JOE MORGAN Pope Francis has compared trans people to nuclear weapons, saying both do not 'recognize the order of creation' The head of the Catholic Church has claimed people who 'manipulate' their bodies are similar to Herods' that 'destroy, that plot designs of death, that disfigure the face of man and woman, destroying creation The comments were made in a new book published in Italy, Pope Francis: This Economy Kills, calling on Christians to safeguard God's order of creation Let's think of the nuclear arms, of the possibility to nnihilate in a few instants a very high number of human beings," he says Let's think also of genetic manipulation, of the manipulation of life, or of the gender theory, that does not recognize the order of creation. with this attitude, man commits a new sin, that against God the Creator, the pope adds toonskribblez: abi-sua thatisludicrous angel-beast89 turd. This is a blatant lie if you google Pope Francis Transgender you will find articles about Pope Francis personally inviting a trans man to the Vatican and assuring him that he as a place in God's house http:/www.nydailynews.com/news/world/pope-francis-meets- hugs-transgender-man-report-article-1.2095173 http://ncronline.org/blogs/ncr-today/report-pope-francis- meets-hugs-transgender-man http://www.cnn.com/2015/01 /30/living/pope-transgender-man/ thank you for this) Remember Kids: if is there no source, is fake

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I feel like a lot of people as kids misinterpreted words as something else.

scootercomputer when i was like 5 my friend told me that a prostitute was someone who sold ice cream so for TWO YEARS I TOLD EVERYONE THAT I WANTED TO BE A PROSTITUTE TWO YEARS NO ONE F------ CORRECTED ME FOR TWO YEARS

scootercomputer when i was like 5 my friend told me that a prostitute was someone who sold ice cream so for TWO YEARS I TOLD EVERYONE THAT I WANTED TO BE A PROSTITUTE TWO YEARS NO ONE F------ CORRECTED ME FOR TWO YEARS

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Light & Shadow

Source: blazepress blazepress How light can change your appearance #neat #ref 192,042 notes

Source: blazepress blazepress How light can change your appearance #neat #ref 192,042 notes

light appearance

Tumblr and WiFi

moriarty: anwanda: think if a murderer wanted to lure me out of my room all they'd have to do is turn off my wifi cause sure as s--- l'm gonna go see why it isn't working touch my wifi you a------ and i wont be the one whos getting murdered tonight

moriarty: anwanda: think if a murderer wanted to lure me out of my room all they'd have to do is turn off my wifi cause sure as s--- l'm gonna go see why it isn't working touch my wifi you a------ and i wont be the one whos getting murdered tonight

"Red beast from below"

pizza: sugars-drop elisetheawesome: kyoukokirigiri: why do we call periods "periods" when we can call them something cooler like "bloodstain fever" or "the crimson horror" are u guys okay a "chili sauce river" vagina volcano

pizza: sugars-drop elisetheawesome: kyoukokirigiri: why do we call periods "periods" when we can call them something cooler like "bloodstain fever" or "the crimson horror" are u guys okay a "chili sauce river" vagina volcano

horror period crimson bloodstain

Terms and Conditions

haithinkimfunny queenestelle gothist GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS at least you get accepted no matter what that's the most uplifting thing i've seen all day

haithinkimfunny queenestelle gothist GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS at least you get accepted no matter what that's the most uplifting thing i've seen all day

ignore accepted terms and conditions

The stripe bros

e-lodicolo turtiebread 56,343 fartoallery These guys don't know each other. They literally sat together just because they were both wearing stripes. The blue guy walked in and stopped and was like Yo! Stripes! And the red guy started nodding and was like striiiillipes Source: fartgallery

e-lodicolo turtiebread 56,343 fartoallery These guys don't know each other. They literally sat together just because they were both wearing stripes. The blue guy walked in and stopped and was like Yo! Stripes! And the red guy started nodding and was like striiiillipes Source: fartgallery

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Tumblr's guide to handjobs

generallegendary: metallikato: jewelstaites how to give a good h------ o bop it o pull it o twist it o harder o better o faster o stronger You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about! Cha cha real smooth none of you ever touch a penis I was scared when I read this and I don't have a penis.

generallegendary: metallikato: jewelstaites how to give a good h------ o bop it o pull it o twist it o harder o better o faster o stronger You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about! Cha cha real smooth none of you ever touch a penis I was scared when I read this and I don't have a penis.

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Tumblr discusses gay's rights and peas

larrys27tattoos: whatisonyobiscuit: starrysleeper tribblesexual-jotunn: thelilnan: I am really bothered by the fact that basically the only reason why gay marriage is illegal is because some people think it's disgusting. You know, I think peas are disgusting but we're noT MAKING THAT ILLEGAL ARE WE what's wrong with you peas are delicious gay people are delicious too no dessert for you until you eat all your gays what the f--- just happened here be quiet and eat your gays

larrys27tattoos: whatisonyobiscuit: starrysleeper tribblesexual-jotunn: thelilnan: I am really bothered by the fact that basically the only reason why gay marriage is illegal is because some people think it's disgusting. You know, I think peas are disgusting but we're noT MAKING THAT ILLEGAL ARE WE what's wrong with you peas are delicious gay people are delicious too no dessert for you until you eat all your gays what the f--- just happened here be quiet and eat your gays

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Twelve Months

egberts coolscar: egberts what happened when the guy shop lifted the calendar? he got 12 months crime isnt a joke

egberts coolscar: egberts what happened when the guy shop lifted the calendar? he got 12 months crime isnt a joke

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Tumblr mindset

i-hate-led-zeppelin fugdamatriarchy takashi0: lesbiansagainstsjws: wifemom do-svidaniya: wifemom dontbe cis whoops sorry I actually like being a girl its ok to be cis if youre a girl ??????????? What This is it. This is tumblr' s mindset summed up in one post. GG feminism Because being cis is obviously a choice Obviously. Just like being trans is a choice.

i-hate-led-zeppelin fugdamatriarchy takashi0: lesbiansagainstsjws: wifemom do-svidaniya: wifemom dontbe cis whoops sorry I actually like being a girl its ok to be cis if youre a girl ??????????? What This is it. This is tumblr' s mindset summed up in one post. GG feminism Because being cis is obviously a choice Obviously. Just like being trans is a choice.

tumblr feminism trans cis sjw

Dark

Am I only one who reads mountain dew as Mountain jew? OMG F------ LOL Humor so dark, i stubbed my toe as i walk into a gas chamber I found this jewmorous Puns Horrible puns We're gonna need a bigger oven

Am I only one who reads mountain dew as Mountain jew? OMG F------ LOL Humor so dark, i stubbed my toe as i walk into a gas chamber I found this jewmorous Puns Horrible puns We're gonna need a bigger oven

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ruinedchildhood Source: taco-bell-rey taco-bell-rey just put a Brooke Candy song over a kids bop video and 'm dying 42,437 notes

ruinedchildhood Source: taco-bell-rey taco-bell-rey just put a Brooke Candy song over a kids bop video and 'm dying 42,437 notes

brooke candy kids bop

Photobomb

afrofilipino awwww-cute Family Christmas picture photobomb those assholes ruined this dogs selfie

afrofilipino awwww-cute Family Christmas picture photobomb those assholes ruined this dogs selfie

dog photobomb selfie

Whoops

tobiblackmoresexecutetion Source: kidxforever Man Spent 12 Years In A Coma! Says He Heard Everything Including His Mother Saying "I Hope You Die" 01 146,284 1234 unshaped nishlo: whoops guess who came the f--- back, mother

tobiblackmoresexecutetion Source: kidxforever Man Spent 12 Years In A Coma! Says He Heard Everything Including His Mother Saying "I Hope You Die" 01 146,284 1234 unshaped nishlo: whoops guess who came the f--- back, mother

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