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I am in mental anguish right now, permission to cease imagining?

Replace congresS □ Find your otp capnpea. Imagine congress taking a shower or bath together, but instead of getting frisky they innocently goof around in the water and wash each other's hair and relax in each other's arms. Imagine congress dancing to "Fallin' Love" from Mother. Imagine congress getting in a water hose fight outside and ending up soaked, cuddling and laughing on the front lawn, not caring who saw. Imagine congress's eye pupils dilating with lust and love when they see each other. Imagine congress having a winter fun day, a snowball fight and building a snowman, then coming inside for hot chocolate, coffee, or tea together, next they have a tickle fight infront of a warm fire before they settle down for a cuddle and a nap and a warm blanket on the carpet.

Replace congresS □ Find your otp capnpea. Imagine congress taking a shower or bath together, but instead of getting frisky they innocently goof around in the water and wash each other's hair and relax in each other's arms. Imagine congress dancing to "Fallin' Love" from Mother. Imagine congress getting in a water hose fight outside and ending up soaked, cuddling and laughing on the front lawn, not caring who saw. Imagine congress's eye pupils dilating with lust and love when they see each other. Imagine congress having a winter fun day, a snowball fight and building a snowman, then coming inside for hot chocolate, coffee, or tea together, next they have a tickle fight infront of a warm fire before they settle down for a cuddle and a nap and a warm blanket on the carpet.

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Next time on "Unfortunately Named Places on Earth"

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Dildo princekisshou this is where I live and I think this has more notes than the population of this island 301,228 notes

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It's loud, it's obnoxious, it pisses people off, I'd say it's a dead ringer

rexeverything13: rexeverything13: Best political grafitti ever Still relevant

rexeverything13: rexeverything13: Best political grafitti ever Still relevant

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Every [former] colonized country

hijabby: patricksass People say the British are nice and polite but I think they're forgetting that we once hated a British Prime Minister so much that upon her death the entire country got "Ding-Dong The Witch Is Dead" to Number 2 in the charts the British may not be as forward as some other countries but h-------- can we f--- you up I'm pretty sure every colonized country already knows that yall evil as f--- but whatever

hijabby: patricksass People say the British are nice and polite but I think they're forgetting that we once hated a British Prime Minister so much that upon her death the entire country got "Ding-Dong The Witch Is Dead" to Number 2 in the charts the British may not be as forward as some other countries but h-------- can we f--- you up I'm pretty sure every colonized country already knows that yall evil as f--- but whatever

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I'm waiting for someone to tell an even weirder restaurant story.

keepongaming: last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium potassium' and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere i wasn't joking

keepongaming: last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium potassium' and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere i wasn't joking

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"Stay toasty, My friends." -PewDiePie

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"Stay toasty, My friends" PewDiePie didyouknowshaning sexmybangs wilford-warfstache haleyscomett-art rosered961 How to anger youtube fans This was not made by me, it was made by Ravenslpash26 on devianart.com, just wanted to see what people on tumbir would think of this. Yamimash is such an inspiration. Obviously that's PeanutButterTron, idiot You sure it's not that there Daniel Hanson from those Steam Completionists? I thought that was the guy who does Did You Know Game Theory

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death and math

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snowmanwithacarrotf. houdinigenie Source:bagelsaint unclemother: math death wake up america 414,476 notes

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meme farmers

chaofanatic, jamesofg00 Source: princeowl myrtlewilson princeowl the audition meme was never really funny because it wasn't a natural meme like? people just decided to make a meme it didn't come to being in a slow gradual way artificial, capitalist memeing at work..... trying to profit off the backs of us 44,421 notes

chaofanatic, jamesofg00 Source: princeowl myrtlewilson princeowl the audition meme was never really funny because it wasn't a natural meme like? people just decided to make a meme it didn't come to being in a slow gradual way artificial, capitalist memeing at work..... trying to profit off the backs of us 44,421 notes

Poor dog

giveamanagame: captainjamestklrk MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG'S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIDE AND HE'S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT'S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE SHE LAUGHS EVERYTIME TOO AND NOW HE'S JUMPING ON ME AND BARKING AND GETTING MAD AT ME LIKE OLIVER TURN AROUND AND LOOK IN THAT HUGE ASS CAGE AND BEG HER FOR A F------ TREAT OR SOMETHING your bird is an a------ Source: reddit.com

giveamanagame: captainjamestklrk MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG'S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIDE AND HE'S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT'S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE SHE LAUGHS EVERYTIME TOO AND NOW HE'S JUMPING ON ME AND BARKING AND GETTING MAD AT ME LIKE OLIVER TURN AROUND AND LOOK IN THAT HUGE ASS CAGE AND BEG HER FOR A F------ TREAT OR SOMETHING your bird is an a------ Source: reddit.com

I've been typing about cum a lot today

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zanmadyne phantomdoodler Source: canimuff FORZA phantomdoodler: my mom looked at this and asked "does it deliver" 35,521 notes

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This wasn't in the job description.

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iahfy-cyberbae。 Source: 5thflo 5thflo bae said she had a interview today she sent me a picture of da office. hope she get da job #1 just got this #lmao #wow #no 5,530 notes

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"Appropriation"

look-alive-gerard ughsocialjustice HOW IS THE WORD HOMOSAPIEN HOMOPHOBIC ITS THE SCIENTIFIC WORD FOR HUMAN Anonymous ts appropiating homosexual/homoromantic culture by taking the same word but putting it in a light where the straight people benefit from :3 Posted 2 hours ago 10 E logs off

look-alive-gerard ughsocialjustice HOW IS THE WORD HOMOSAPIEN HOMOPHOBIC ITS THE SCIENTIFIC WORD FOR HUMAN Anonymous ts appropiating homosexual/homoromantic culture by taking the same word but putting it in a light where the straight people benefit from :3 Posted 2 hours ago 10 E logs off

It lives on......

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t... It can't be.... Posted 4 days ago 363 notes

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Chocolate Biscuit

yataspenis this guy who lives in the same town as me stole a kit kat and got arrested and im not joking when i say literally everyone of his friends that he has on facebook posted 'would you risk it for a chocolate biscuit' on his facebook wall Source: yataspenis

yataspenis this guy who lives in the same town as me stole a kit kat and got arrested and im not joking when i say literally everyone of his friends that he has on facebook posted 'would you risk it for a chocolate biscuit' on his facebook wall Source: yataspenis

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Bird puns

tsukidaisy beautyindanger: tsukidaisy tsukidaisy I JUST GOT HIT IN TH E HEAD WITH A BIRD?????? Anonymous said: you shouldve ducked. was that a f------ bird pun forget ducking, birds drop crazy low when they need to. you should've dove was that another f------ bird pun

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Kickstarts Sci-fi Fantasy TV Show about Morris Worm

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prinsawst tnewport。 Source: text-mode The Morris Internet Worm source code This disk contains the complete source code of the Morris Internc worm program. This tiny, 99-line the Internet to a standstill on November 2nd, 1988. brought large picces of the m was the first of many intrusive programs that use The wo Internet to spread. risingonthewingsofdawn pyronoid-d: text-mode The Morris worm or Internet worm of November 2, 1988 was one of the first computer worms distributed via the Internet. It was written by a student at Cornell University, Robert Tappan Morris, and launched on November 2, 1988 from MIT It's trapped on a floppy tho this is some dark s--- it has been denied its purpose forever bound to this obsolete storage

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I dunno, some title

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