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Look Down X2 children-ofthe-tardis fiendfyred: Look Down Sped Up OMG I LOST IT AT THE NOW PRISONER 24601 PART THE "NO"

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Listen penquinfrost princesscorndog the soothing sound of 14 pitched down crying babies I'M LAUGHING SO f------ HARD WHY THE F--- WOULD YOU EVEN h--------

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mockingjaysinthetardis walmarts dogs: puppy stage->older dog people: dumb baby-adult grandma: always old???? ggrearieapron.hesy feolk»vf ihat paih how dare you come onto my blog with such disrespect? grandma is grandma and you have n() liglit to makes any asesumptions leyond that. ()lto grandma what path to take?? disgusting

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Devil taking the soul of a dying man, woodcut, 1508 Devil hitting sick man in the face with a baby

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I know what you're thinking: "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, l've kinda lost track myself. But being this is a.44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?-Dirty Harry (Anime Adaptation) 2014 #im sorry #dirty harry 207 Anmerkungen

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blockedhead paramore-5ever blockedhead two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says "i am japanese!" the second japanese man says "i an also japanesel the bartender then says "well, hey. i'm japanese too" the bar was in japan. must be why everyone is speaking in english this is a dubbed text post

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klefable: klefable: ladies, if a guy ever sends you an unwarranted d--- pic, reply with this image i just got a death threat for this post. nice 10/10

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austrias-mariazel daveraf daveraf WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU PUT A CANDLE IN A BANANA AND THEN LIGHT IT AMAZING are you okay

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awkward. @howtobeprada magine if you called the wrong number and it ended up being a celebrity. "mom?" "no this is Morgan freeman" Reply Retweet ★ Favorite mo prismatic-bell HERE'S THE THING THOUGH I used to work for a call center and I was doing a political survey and I called this number that was randomly generated for me and the way our system worked was voice-activated so when the other person said hello you'd get connected to them, so l just aunch right into my "Harvard University and NPR blah blah blah" thing and then there's this long pause and I think the person's hung up even though I didn't hear a click And then I hear "you shouldn't be able to call this number." So l apologize and go into the preset spiel about because we aren't selling anything, etc. etc. and the answer I get is "No, I know that. What mean is that it should be impossible for you to call this number, and I need to know how you got it." l explain that it's randomly generated and I'm very sorry for bothering him, and go to hang up. And before I can click terminate, I hear "Ma'am, this is a matter of national security." I accidentally called the director of the FB My job got investigated because a computer randomly spit out a number to the Pentagon This is my new favourite story When I was in college I got a job working for a company that manages major air-travel data. It was a temp gig working their out of date system while they moved over to a new one, since my knowing MS Dos apparently made me qualified There was no MS Dos involved. Instead, there was a proprietary type based OS and an actually-uses-transistors refrigerator-sized computer with switches I had to trip at certain times during the night as I watched the data flow from six pm to six AM on Fridays and weekends. If things got stuck, I reset the server The company handled everything from low-end data (hotel and car reservations) to flight plans and tower information. I was weighed every time I came in to make sure it was me. Areas of the building had retina scanners on doors During training. they took us through all the procedures. Including the procedures for the red phone. There was, literally, a red phone on the shelf above my desk. "This is a holdover from the cold war." They said. "It isn't going to come up, but here's the deal. In case of nuclear war or other nation-wide disaster, the phone will ring. Pick up the phone, state your name and station, and await instructions. Do whatever you are told." So my third night there, it's around 2am and there's a ringing sound I look up, slowly. The Red phone is ringing So I reach out, I pick up the phone. I give my name and station number And I hear every station head in the building do the exact same. One after another, voices giving names and numbers. Then silence for the space of two breaths. Silence broken by... "Uh... Is Shantavia there?" t turns out that every toll free, 1-900 or priority number has a corresponding local number that it routs to at its actual destination. Some poor teenage girl was trying to dial a friend of hers, mixed up the numbers, and got the atomic attack alert line for a major air-travel corporation's command center in the mid-west United States There's another pause, and the guys over in the main data room are cracking up. The overnight site head is saying "I think you have the wrong number, ma'am." and I'm standing there having faced the specter of nuclear annihilation before l was old enough to legally drink. The red phone never rang again while I was there, so the people doing my training were only slightly wrong in their estimation of how often the doomsday phone would ring

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molebucks lovely-dna molebucks treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry 4-second-long fart noise*

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lights-over-arbys rubynrags Do you know what I want to see? I wanna see a really cool Disney princess who can't sing. I wanna see this pretty young girl who sounds like a beached whale when she tries to sing "Happy Birthday." And none of the musical numbers feature her because she doesn't sing. But halfway through the movie, she figures out She can rap like hel This post kept getting better and better with every word

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karmyarmycaptain do you have those shows that you just pretend got cancelled after a certain season/episode and the first place? any following episodes just never existed in Okavdoleven need to sav it?

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condensedbloodmilk onlineaf why are 15 year olds so angry DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH US BEING ANGRY because f--- you f--- off im 15 and shut the f--- up F--- you don't tell me what not to be I hate you healthcare

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Things Californians get excited about ris cockyogurt 1. Rain 2. When avocados are on sale 3. When it's Raining 4. Going to In-n-Out 5. When water falls from the sky y'all think this is a joke? once it rained at the end of the school day and we all ran, hugged, screamed, and danced around as if we had all just won the lottery California sounds like the ending of Holes #1 can confirm dit was raining earlier #1 was thrilled ok

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lezgirlsrock Me on the phone: Yeah I'm going to be late to work today. Supervisor: Why? Me: There's a cat gang bang happening on top of my car. Supervisor: (Silence) Supervisor: Well can't you break it up? Me: Who am I to break up a cat gang bang? They've probably been organizing it for days on Craigslist. Supervisor: Good point. See you when you get here.

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