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stylincutie: when i'm in my forties and i'm eating dinner with my family in our suburban home, my rebellious teenage daughter will be eating across from me and say "mom have you ever heard of that vintage band one direction" and i'll choke for a few minutes before looking off into the distance and whispering "eat your peas, margaret"

stylincutie: when i'm in my forties and i'm eating dinner with my family in our suburban home, my rebellious teenage daughter will be eating across from me and say "mom have you ever heard of that vintage band one direction" and i'll choke for a few minutes before looking off into the distance and whispering "eat your peas, margaret"

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egbuns: otterthulhu: rabioheab Cool Names For You To Name Your Children 1. Farquaad 2. Farquaad II 3. Farquaad IlI 4. Farquaad IV 5. Farquaad V You could call them the farsquaad i literally just laughed so hard i cried over this text post my dogs are scared they dont know whats sgoing on

egbuns: otterthulhu: rabioheab Cool Names For You To Name Your Children 1. Farquaad 2. Farquaad II 3. Farquaad IlI 4. Farquaad IV 5. Farquaad V You could call them the farsquaad i literally just laughed so hard i cried over this text post my dogs are scared they dont know whats sgoing on

hashtag-this-bitch-tardisfuel Source: heronswing ENTRY HOLES EXIT HOLES High-res ave she fuzzykittyo1 heronswing Hey Crime fiction writers. Here's an oft-cited reference chart to show you what different bullets look like going in and coming out. "I am a writer..." I whisper as I reblog this. "T am a murderer..." I realize as I reblog this.

hashtag-this-bitch-tardisfuel Source: heronswing ENTRY HOLES EXIT HOLES High-res ave she fuzzykittyo1 heronswing Hey Crime fiction writers. Here's an oft-cited reference chart to show you what different bullets look like going in and coming out. "I am a writer..." I whisper as I reblog this. "T am a murderer..." I realize as I reblog this.

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solluxcaptorspookypolicegoliosi + Source: fatherfist ots justt-staww I don't .. I don't understand

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Sucks ur d--- R C--- Swallows R Thanks No problem anthonysweiner so good at sexting

Sucks ur d--- R C--- Swallows R Thanks No problem anthonysweiner so good at sexting

recltube bootypopping This guy was literally wearing an Oprah hoodie wow i cant believe u go to school with josh peck

recltube bootypopping This guy was literally wearing an Oprah hoodie wow i cant believe u go to school with josh peck

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bringme-thetardis fangirl-freak themaskedotter: themaskedotter: I'm crying because when my dad was eighteen he was going to join the airforce and then the night before he had a dream that Jesus slapped him in the face with a gigantic fish and asked him what he was doing and he woke up and thought, "Jesus is right what am l doing?" And that's why my dad did not join the military. But really I probably wouldn't have been born if my dad hadn't been fish slapped in the face by dream Jesus and I can't even

bringme-thetardis fangirl-freak themaskedotter: themaskedotter: I'm crying because when my dad was eighteen he was going to join the airforce and then the night before he had a dream that Jesus slapped him in the face with a gigantic fish and asked him what he was doing and he woke up and thought, "Jesus is right what am l doing?" And that's why my dad did not join the military. But really I probably wouldn't have been born if my dad hadn't been fish slapped in the face by dream Jesus and I can't even

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unpopulargqueen pockettstullots Source: newshoes ,"吓" My gran could do better! And she's dead! ohheytayla C1504 Whenever I need motivation I just google Gordon Ramsey that's a good idea 63,485 notes

amthemeep: didyouenjoy howstufftwerks: actinoutloud hello i have come to seduce you Seducktion Why don't we... Quack open a bottle of wine? Dinner m'lady? I'll cover the bill. 156,816 notes

amthemeep: didyouenjoy howstufftwerks: actinoutloud hello i have come to seduce you Seducktion Why don't we... Quack open a bottle of wine? Dinner m'lady? I'll cover the bill. 156,816 notes

HOW DO YOU LOOK IN YOUR BATHING SUIT 2 LIKE THIS?OR THIS? SKINNY THOUSANDS GAIN I0 TO 25 POUNDS THIS NEW EASY WAY NEW IRONIZED YEAST ADDS POUNDS -gives thousands natural sex-appealing curves ouareyourownlove atop-the-treetop: oh how the times have changed This is definitely worth reblogging. i reblog this every time

HOW DO YOU LOOK IN YOUR BATHING SUIT 2 LIKE THIS?OR THIS? SKINNY THOUSANDS GAIN I0 TO 25 POUNDS THIS NEW EASY WAY NEW IRONIZED YEAST ADDS POUNDS -gives thousands natural sex-appealing curves ouareyourownlove atop-the-treetop: oh how the times have changed This is definitely worth reblogging. i reblog this every time

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imagine an entire room and it's all bed no floor, just bed you roll too far to one side? don't worry, bed's still there all is bed all is... bed.

imagine an entire room and it's all bed no floor, just bed you roll too far to one side? don't worry, bed's still there all is bed all is... bed.

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free-me-skinny colorm eskinnyq Quelle lockedinabirdc andr3wdost nathanieljosephruess GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS AND ROCK SYMBOIZES BRAWN BRAINS OVER BRAWN. MIND OVER MATTER PAPER OVER ROCK. You clever little s---. then what the f--- does scissors mean esbians 301.108 Anmerkungern

thedisembowelist You see this bitch? This is the f------ Audi A9 Concept vehicle. It is the most beastly m----------- to light up my Tumblr page The thing has engines in it's wheels IN THE M------------ WHEELS. See that futuristic design? Makes Acura designs look so 2010. Oh? Where's the windshield? It's fully integrated into the roof using nano technology. That means the bitch repairs itself. Oh and that badass window and windshields? It can change from solid like that to clear when you drive. White isn't a very sporty color? NO WORRIES. This beast can change it's m------------ color to whatever you f------ want. THIS BITCH SHOULD GET IN MY GARAGE.

thedisembowelist You see this bitch? This is the f------ Audi A9 Concept vehicle. It is the most beastly m----------- to light up my Tumblr page The thing has engines in it's wheels IN THE M------------ WHEELS. See that futuristic design? Makes Acura designs look so 2010. Oh? Where's the windshield? It's fully integrated into the roof using nano technology. That means the bitch repairs itself. Oh and that badass window and windshields? It can change from solid like that to clear when you drive. White isn't a very sporty color? NO WORRIES. This beast can change it's m------------ color to whatever you f------ want. THIS BITCH SHOULD GET IN MY GARAGE.

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zackisontumblr joshreddicksbeard zackisontumblr woman crush wednesday i don't get it i'm gay

most-awkward-moments: this is making me so uncomfortable

most-awkward-moments: this is making me so uncomfortable

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graystripe: "look mom, no hands!" "DEAR GOD BILLY WE HAVE TO GET YOU TO THE HOSPITAL"

graystripe: "look mom, no hands!" "DEAR GOD BILLY WE HAVE TO GET YOU TO THE HOSPITAL"

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Youwish-silently Source: officialunitedst.. officialunitedstates unicornsneedlovetoo officialunitedstates officialunitedstates what language do they speak at the center of the eartih core-ean THE CENTER OF THE EARTH IS AROUND 5430 degrees Celsius.. NOBODY IS GOING TO LIVE THERE SO THEY DONT NEED A LANGUAGE core-ean 78,242 notes *は

geniusbee wondernez: eatsleepdraw: What if Disney did a movie, that was animated like it was a moving Impressionist painting? I did this in an attempt to conjure up some imagery! I WANT THIS BECAUSE OF REASONS

geniusbee wondernez: eatsleepdraw: What if Disney did a movie, that was animated like it was a moving Impressionist painting? I did this in an attempt to conjure up some imagery! I WANT THIS BECAUSE OF REASONS

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swa Superman dat hoe" -Soulja Boy

swa Superman dat hoe" -Soulja Boy

tomatogami im gonna need to see ur license and regist- oh gosh mr washington i apologize have a nice day sir

tomatogami im gonna need to see ur license and regist- oh gosh mr washington i apologize have a nice day sir