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w1tchmom Bedtime was half an hour ago. My six year old just walked out, bleary eyed, and asked his father if a duck is a predator. orriculum Some things are too important to go to bed. without knowing

w1tchmom Bedtime was half an hour ago. My six year old just walked out, bleary eyed, and asked his father if a duck is a predator. orriculum Some things are too important to go to bed. without knowing

kids kids are stupid kids being dumb kids being stupid animals ducks

It makes sense

rabbitrah Me thinking why a whale (big) would eat krill (small) and then I remembered rice (yum) rabbitrah so few people appreciate the wisdom I have to offer.........

rabbitrah Me thinking why a whale (big) would eat krill (small) and then I remembered rice (yum) rabbitrah so few people appreciate the wisdom I have to offer.........

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Okay??

r/ mkultra-dropout2 Aug 4 r/ideas 6 mo. ago ducktionary522 Join they should make horse shoes out of uranium so that the horses get radiation poisoning 309⇓ 14 闩

r/ mkultra-dropout2 Aug 4 r/ideas 6 mo. ago ducktionary522 Join they should make horse shoes out of uranium so that the horses get radiation poisoning 309⇓ 14 闩

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He's a good boy

my mom has a friend who has a failed program- service dog and he's literally my favorite creature He's a really smart lab, he learned all the commands, but he just has an affinity for doing them whenever he wants So this lady's dog literally turns on-off lights, opens doors, opens the fridge, etc... at his own wishes. Her house looks like its baby-proofed, with kid safe locks on everything and stuff, but really she just has a dog that's learned all the mobility service dog commands but has a mind of his own.

my mom has a friend who has a failed program- service dog and he's literally my favorite creature He's a really smart lab, he learned all the commands, but he just has an affinity for doing them whenever he wants So this lady's dog literally turns on-off lights, opens doors, opens the fridge, etc... at his own wishes. Her house looks like its baby-proofed, with kid safe locks on everything and stuff, but really she just has a dog that's learned all the mobility service dog commands but has a mind of his own.

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Easy system

adhdheather to remember how many feet there are in a mile, u just gotta use 5 tomatoes five to-mate-oes sounds like five, two, eight, 0 and there's 5280 feet in a mile official-deutschland To remember how many meters there are in a kilometre you just remember "1000" because the system of measurement in the rest of the world wasn't invented by a drunk mathematician rolling dice.

adhdheather to remember how many feet there are in a mile, u just gotta use 5 tomatoes five to-mate-oes sounds like five, two, eight, 0 and there's 5280 feet in a mile official-deutschland To remember how many meters there are in a kilometre you just remember "1000" because the system of measurement in the rest of the world wasn't invented by a drunk mathematician rolling dice.

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The gutter man

ICON derinthescarletpescatarian Follow 4 t sitten I'm waiting on a call from the gutter man so I'm carrying my phone with me everywhere today and it feels weird. Better not leave the room without my Instant Communication Device. I do not like it. bophtelophti Follow 2 t sitten Soon may the gutter man come, to clean out litter and dirt and scum jrcameron Follow 2 t sitten one day when the gutterin's done he'll take his leave and go 361 notes D F

ICON derinthescarletpescatarian Follow 4 t sitten I'm waiting on a call from the gutter man so I'm carrying my phone with me everywhere today and it feels weird. Better not leave the room without my Instant Communication Device. I do not like it. bophtelophti Follow 2 t sitten Soon may the gutter man come, to clean out litter and dirt and scum jrcameron Follow 2 t sitten one day when the gutterin's done he'll take his leave and go 361 notes D F

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One game, one life

gruene-teufel I have a friend, who's a history major, who has only played one game the past two years. He's spent almost 2000 hours on Crusader Kings II and that's all he plays every single day after class. When I tried to recommend Titanfall 2 to him, he said, "No thanks, I already play a video game." not-a-fed

gruene-teufel I have a friend, who's a history major, who has only played one game the past two years. He's spent almost 2000 hours on Crusader Kings II and that's all he plays every single day after class. When I tried to recommend Titanfall 2 to him, he said, "No thanks, I already play a video game." not-a-fed

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New veggie dropped

can they like release new vegetables bumblebeebats i work at whole foods and im here to tell u that they do bumblebeebats Some lady the other day puts this on my conveyor belt and im like ...ma'am what is this and she has the audacity to say "i don't know"

can they like release new vegetables bumblebeebats i work at whole foods and im here to tell u that they do bumblebeebats Some lady the other day puts this on my conveyor belt and im like ...ma'am what is this and she has the audacity to say "i don't know"

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They don't make them how they used to

hollowboobtheory Follow gonna start saying “you couldn't make x movie today" but for reasons unrelated to political correctness hollowboobtheory Follow you couldn't make Home Alone 2: Lost in New York today because the strict airport regulations put into place after 9/11 make it nigh impossible for a child to simply walk onto the wrong plane

hollowboobtheory Follow gonna start saying “you couldn't make x movie today" but for reasons unrelated to political correctness hollowboobtheory Follow you couldn't make Home Alone 2: Lost in New York today because the strict airport regulations put into place after 9/11 make it nigh impossible for a child to simply walk onto the wrong plane

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Who woulge?

milfkanan Follow every time i feed my cat i think of who woulge? "dinner" it is my cat. milfkanan Follow oh this post is actually incomprehensible isn't it WHO WOULGE? Fancy Feast TUNA FEAST FLAKED "dinner" this one this is the Image joshpeck Follow It is my cat. adding the image made it less comprehensible 81,667 notes A

milfkanan Follow every time i feed my cat i think of who woulge? "dinner" it is my cat. milfkanan Follow oh this post is actually incomprehensible isn't it WHO WOULGE? Fancy Feast TUNA FEAST FLAKED "dinner" this one this is the Image joshpeck Follow It is my cat. adding the image made it less comprehensible 81,667 notes A

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Termite eater doesn't sound as good

weaver-z Follow Jan 16 → Tip Nobody talks about the termites killed by anteaters..... it's right there in the name. ANT eaters. No one even cares that they eat more termites than ants. There's a stigma giantanteaters-deactivated20230 STIGMA CLAWS IN YOUR NEST 12,799 notes о

weaver-z Follow Jan 16 → Tip Nobody talks about the termites killed by anteaters..... it's right there in the name. ANT eaters. No one even cares that they eat more termites than ants. There's a stigma giantanteaters-deactivated20230 STIGMA CLAWS IN YOUR NEST 12,799 notes о

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Confused bulorb

seaslux Follow The confused bulborb has fallen in with the Pikmin. They appear to coexist peacefully. seaslux Follow The confused bulborb has fallen in with the Pikmin!

seaslux Follow The confused bulborb has fallen in with the Pikmin. They appear to coexist peacefully. seaslux Follow The confused bulborb has fallen in with the Pikmin!

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Another factory meme

kaijuno 1d ago Follow tsunderebird Follow 7h ago ... Man it sure is boring working at the M&M factory mm mm mm m.m Now this looks like a job for me m.m mm mm

kaijuno 1d ago Follow tsunderebird Follow 7h ago ... Man it sure is boring working at the M&M factory mm mm mm m.m Now this looks like a job for me m.m mm mm

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That is insane

How Do You Take Your Medication? Lawful Good Juice Neutral Good Water Chaotic Good Soda GULP Lawful Neutral Tea True Neutral Dry Swallow Chaotic Neutral Shower Water Lawful Evil Alcohol Neutral Evil Soup Chaotic Evil Condiments jennyloggins if i ever meet a chaotic evil downing their meds with condiments i will break their physical bodies into segments like a kitkat and throw them into the trash

How Do You Take Your Medication? Lawful Good Juice Neutral Good Water Chaotic Good Soda GULP Lawful Neutral Tea True Neutral Dry Swallow Chaotic Neutral Shower Water Lawful Evil Alcohol Neutral Evil Soup Chaotic Evil Condiments jennyloggins if i ever meet a chaotic evil downing their meds with condiments i will break their physical bodies into segments like a kitkat and throw them into the trash

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It's timeless

silvernotebooks Iloveyouinsecret Follow kaijuno Follow → Tip WHY'D Ya Have To GO aND Make THINGS SO @TAKETHESEBROKENMEMES Swamplicated autisticexpression Follow Tumblr culture is not knowing if this is from 2008 or earlier this week. 080 26k

silvernotebooks Iloveyouinsecret Follow kaijuno Follow → Tip WHY'D Ya Have To GO aND Make THINGS SO @TAKETHESEBROKENMEMES Swamplicated autisticexpression Follow Tumblr culture is not knowing if this is from 2008 or earlier this week. 080 26k

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Times change

we lost it when songs started being uploaded on youtube called SPEED UP + PITCHED (TIKTOK VERSION) like call it what its called. its nightcore. respect the ones who came before you. and put an anime girl on the thumbnail stormflower-cosplay Follow

we lost it when songs started being uploaded on youtube called SPEED UP + PITCHED (TIKTOK VERSION) like call it what its called. its nightcore. respect the ones who came before you. and put an anime girl on the thumbnail stormflower-cosplay Follow

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