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partybarackisinthehousetonight it's weird how british people say "lift" instead of "elevator" and how my dad says "you are a dissappointment" instead of "i love you"

partybarackisinthehousetonight it's weird how british people say "lift" instead of "elevator" and how my dad says "you are a dissappointment" instead of "i love you"

Pretty please

oncemoreforluck: drarna: it's weird how people say "follow your dreams" instead of "follow your ambitions" because once i had a dream where i worked for a place that tried to genetically engineer ducks to speak english except the ducks only criticized people's fashion sense please follow your dream

oncemoreforluck: drarna: it's weird how people say "follow your dreams" instead of "follow your ambitions" because once i had a dream where i worked for a place that tried to genetically engineer ducks to speak english except the ducks only criticized people's fashion sense please follow your dream

I HAD NO IDEA

spoken-not-written: hotpocketsinternational: spoken-not-written: so like apparently Philadelphia is a place yeah what else is it tlp

spoken-not-written: hotpocketsinternational: spoken-not-written: so like apparently Philadelphia is a place yeah what else is it tlp

apricockiam erwwehdan akes-fine-ass pyiamalion bubblecake sexual-phan unsav4ble deaexlibris sudden realization that next year is like 3 weeks away* what what What what what what what what Hey macklemore can we go thrift shopping

apricockiam erwwehdan akes-fine-ass pyiamalion bubblecake sexual-phan unsav4ble deaexlibris sudden realization that next year is like 3 weeks away* what what What what what what what what Hey macklemore can we go thrift shopping

tumblr year new year thrift shop macklemore

marijuanaheaven wasarahbi onlinewifey "I still love you" is the saddest f------ sentence in the whole world ummmm p sure "the guac costs extra" is actually sadder "we're out of weed" "This username is taken." 195,118 notes

marijuanaheaven wasarahbi onlinewifey "I still love you" is the saddest f------ sentence in the whole world ummmm p sure "the guac costs extra" is actually sadder "we're out of weed" "This username is taken." 195,118 notes

weed tumblr love sad username saddest

chongthenomad so my little sister heard the ice cream truck and tried to grab her money and run after it but she couldn't catch up so now she's just kinda lying there on the street

chongthenomad so my little sister heard the ice cream truck and tried to grab her money and run after it but she couldn't catch up so now she's just kinda lying there on the street

kids tumblr sad ice cream

souschen: i think instead of the woman taking her husband's name when they get married or doing the hyphenated thing couples should just smash their last names together so like if a Smith married a Grabowski you could be Smabowski or Grabith or Grasmithski and then as the generations go on the names just get more and more ridiculous

souschen: i think instead of the woman taking her husband's name when they get married or doing the hyphenated thing couples should just smash their last names together so like if a Smith married a Grabowski you could be Smabowski or Grabith or Grasmithski and then as the generations go on the names just get more and more ridiculous

marriage language last name etymology

n3w-not3: jaclcfrost jaclcfrost: the hardest decision to make ever is probably Students may also bring an owl OR a cat OR a toad Anonymous asked you you know what ron brought a f------ rat and if he gets to bring a rat by merlin's beard I'm going to bring my own goddamn unicom and dragon and a f------ satyr hell yEAH IT'S A PARTY F--- YOUR RULES ㄨ齏区 I have found someone whose ideals i completely agree with 100% Yeah but the rat turned out to be the person who betrayed Harry's parents to the dark lord and then was also a large part of bringing 'he who must not be named' back to a proper physical form you must be very fun at slughorn's parties

n3w-not3: jaclcfrost jaclcfrost: the hardest decision to make ever is probably Students may also bring an owl OR a cat OR a toad Anonymous asked you you know what ron brought a f------ rat and if he gets to bring a rat by merlin's beard I'm going to bring my own goddamn unicom and dragon and a f------ satyr hell yEAH IT'S A PARTY F--- YOUR RULES ㄨ齏区 I have found someone whose ideals i completely agree with 100% Yeah but the rat turned out to be the person who betrayed Harry's parents to the dark lord and then was also a large part of bringing 'he who must not be named' back to a proper physical form you must be very fun at slughorn's parties

Back to school in a nutshell

lizzorasaurus the new year is fast approaching and I cant wait for every form or paper l have to date to look like this

lizzorasaurus the new year is fast approaching and I cant wait for every form or paper l have to date to look like this

Lions pretend to be hurt by the bites of their young to encourage their strengths as captured in this photo broken Sooooo cute

Lions pretend to be hurt by the bites of their young to encourage their strengths as captured in this photo broken Sooooo cute

lion parenting lion cub bite wholesome

iguanal PUT THAT S--- INTO OGREDRIVE

iguanal PUT THAT S--- INTO OGREDRIVE

this is why i have trust issues

christmas-lama this is why i have trust issues cherrv cinnamon you can clearly see the first one is red while the second one is blood orange p its f------ red

christmas-lama this is why i have trust issues cherrv cinnamon you can clearly see the first one is red while the second one is blood orange p its f------ red

blood orange jelly belly jellybean

lady-of-rohan: "Today I cosplayed Cole Phelps."

lady-of-rohan Today I cosplayed Cole Phelps.

lady-of-rohan Today I cosplayed Cole Phelps.

l.a. noire stairs cosplay cole phelps

copequinn nicotinehearts omigawdmatt racheyzane do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex no but thanks now i have a new habit forced upon me whenever i go out Guys lips are the same color as the tip of their penis have fur with that fact at bad times eyebrow hair is usually the colour of one's pubes HAVE FUN Ihate you all so much

copequinn nicotinehearts omigawdmatt racheyzane do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex no but thanks now i have a new habit forced upon me whenever i go out Guys lips are the same color as the tip of their penis have fur with that fact at bad times eyebrow hair is usually the colour of one's pubes HAVE FUN Ihate you all so much

who wore it better?

ccmickni who wore it better?

ccmickni who wore it better?

mane-iac my little pony: friendship is magic power ponies hair

shingekinokyojinheaven mcry. there was a monarch butterfly outside with a torn wing and i thought it was dead so i went to pick it up off the ground with a flower but it began to hurriedly clutch onto it trying to drink something. it was totally trembling, it had a gash on it's body and i knew it was dying but i couldn't bring myself to kill it, so i googled a monarch's favourite food and it ended up being mandarins. he literally devoured as much as he could before dying and i buried him outside my window. You're a good person this breaks my heart but in the oddest yet sweetest way 78,677 notes

shingekinokyojinheaven mcry. there was a monarch butterfly outside with a torn wing and i thought it was dead so i went to pick it up off the ground with a flower but it began to hurriedly clutch onto it trying to drink something. it was totally trembling, it had a gash on it's body and i knew it was dying but i couldn't bring myself to kill it, so i googled a monarch's favourite food and it ended up being mandarins. he literally devoured as much as he could before dying and i buried him outside my window. You're a good person this breaks my heart but in the oddest yet sweetest way 78,677 notes

monarch wing butterfly good person mandarin heart break