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writing-prompt-s Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? juliuscaesarofficial Guess who just gOt MURDERED!! Source: writing-prompt-s 378,920 notes

writing-prompt-s Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? juliuscaesarofficial Guess who just gOt MURDERED!! Source: writing-prompt-s 378,920 notes

ONE! THREE! FIVE! SEVEN! NINE! ELEVEN! THIRTEEN! FIFTEEN! SEVENTEEN! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

!https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/470/536/2f2.jpg!

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Spring has sprung

rumwik 3/21/15 Rumuik Ie's Springtime! Here it comes! It has arrived! arctic-hands I was gonna scroll right past this but it suddenly resonated with me

rumwik 3/21/15 Rumuik Ie's Springtime! Here it comes! It has arrived! arctic-hands I was gonna scroll right past this but it suddenly resonated with me

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Ketchup Soap

shiftythrifting Ketchu ah yes i was looking for a soap dispenser labeled "ketchup" with a picture of grapes I really want this bottle in my bathroom. I'd place it next to matching decorative soaps and towels as if it seems like it fits, but I'll actually fill the thing up with ketchup. So when I have guests over and they decide to use the bathroom, they will see this bottle and have a moment of cognitive dissonance, "This [Soap Bottle] in the [Bathroom] is labelled [Ketchup], so surely it must dispense [Soap] instead of [Ketchup] despite the label saying [Ketchup] right?" and then let them have a moment of realization followed by abject horror as they pump viscous ketchup all over their hands instead of soap Source: shiftythrifting

shiftythrifting Ketchu ah yes i was looking for a soap dispenser labeled "ketchup" with a picture of grapes I really want this bottle in my bathroom. I'd place it next to matching decorative soaps and towels as if it seems like it fits, but I'll actually fill the thing up with ketchup. So when I have guests over and they decide to use the bathroom, they will see this bottle and have a moment of cognitive dissonance, "This [Soap Bottle] in the [Bathroom] is labelled [Ketchup], so surely it must dispense [Soap] instead of [Ketchup] despite the label saying [Ketchup] right?" and then let them have a moment of realization followed by abject horror as they pump viscous ketchup all over their hands instead of soap Source: shiftythrifting

Slave-Free Chocolate

"Also found a reblog that has a list of slavery-free chocolate companies.":http://slab-o-meat.tumblr.com/post/177808559731

"Also found a reblog that has a list of slavery-free chocolate companies.":http://slab-o-meat.tumblr.com/post/177808559731

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You can never have too many knives

thebestoftumbling blrsarahthephoenix just-shower-thoughts Based on genital structure men should really be the ones wearing skirts and women should be wearing pants. scribblerextraordinaire The Scots were right all along zebcuson The Scots did it to hide more knives on their bodies. sarahthephoenix the Scots were right all along Bron: just-shower-thoughts 250,134 notities

thebestoftumbling blrsarahthephoenix just-shower-thoughts Based on genital structure men should really be the ones wearing skirts and women should be wearing pants. scribblerextraordinaire The Scots were right all along zebcuson The Scots did it to hide more knives on their bodies. sarahthephoenix the Scots were right all along Bron: just-shower-thoughts 250,134 notities

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Implying Adam Sandler counts as a comedian

thefingerfuckingfemalefury gallifrey-feels More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren't considered marriages' since the definition of a marriage was couple with child') no requirement for women to take their husband's names or give up their property, but comedians couldn t get married It's Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve 69,802 notes

thefingerfuckingfemalefury gallifrey-feels More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren't considered marriages' since the definition of a marriage was couple with child') no requirement for women to take their husband's names or give up their property, but comedians couldn t get married It's Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve 69,802 notes

My First Tumblr Flag.

It finally happened. (Instantly after I posted it, too.)

Here’s the Twitter link.

https://twitter.com/Megaturtle1012/status/1106557841769459712

It finally happened. (Instantly after I posted it, too.)

Here’s the Twitter link.

https://twitter.com/Megaturtle1012/status/1106557841769459712

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Darn thicc girls and their rolls dice grain stealing

penfairy Do not let a woman who decorates her buttocks deceive you, By wily coaxing, for she is after your granary; some oddly specific advice from Hesiod (c700 BC) argumate which thicc girl hurt you (and stole your grain)

penfairy Do not let a woman who decorates her buttocks deceive you, By wily coaxing, for she is after your granary; some oddly specific advice from Hesiod (c700 BC) argumate which thicc girl hurt you (and stole your grain)

How Embarrassing

WHAT'S YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING EXPERIENCE ASKED BY ANONYMOUS Being alive F--- if this isn't a mood.

WHAT'S YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING EXPERIENCE ASKED BY ANONYMOUS Being alive F--- if this isn't a mood.

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How immature of you all

WlzardJpeg you all only hate me because you do not like me and i am mean to you. grow up

WlzardJpeg you all only hate me because you do not like me and i am mean to you. grow up

wizardjpeg grow up dislike

Anti porn vs hentai addict

man who is vehemently morally offended by internet fetishes vS crippling hentai addict

man who is vehemently morally offended by internet fetishes vS crippling hentai addict

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What a shmuck

QFADM Q in: Care Bear wiki → in. Care Bear Miki-) Friend Bear Best Friend Bear Species: Care Bear Species: Care Bear Home: Care-a-Lot Home: Care-a-Lot Gender: Female Gender: Female dimetrodone Imagine being Friend Bear and the embodiment of friendship in Care-a-Lot and some f--- named "Best" Friend Bear suddenly comes into town 05

QFADM Q in: Care Bear wiki → in. Care Bear Miki-) Friend Bear Best Friend Bear Species: Care Bear Species: Care Bear Home: Care-a-Lot Home: Care-a-Lot Gender: Female Gender: Female dimetrodone Imagine being Friend Bear and the embodiment of friendship in Care-a-Lot and some f--- named "Best" Friend Bear suddenly comes into town 05

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how could you say something so controversial yet brave

It true

It true

#flame war is coming

What did mayo ever do to you?

targuzzler what if mayonnaise came in cans smeasel that would suck because you can't microwave metal phisobi good morning to everyone except these two people

targuzzler what if mayonnaise came in cans smeasel that would suck because you can't microwave metal phisobi good morning to everyone except these two people

mayonnaise cans microwave terrible

Hey,Peter

bpdgenos you come over to my house to hang out. there is absolutely no decoration in my home besides these memecucker these all look like patrick warburton's voice

bpdgenos you come over to my house to hang out. there is absolutely no decoration in my home besides these memecucker these all look like patrick warburton's voice

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Shark Lava and Boy Girl

moopdrea nishlo: shark lava and boy girl Ve definitely cooler than those other two

moopdrea nishlo: shark lava and boy girl Ve definitely cooler than those other two

sharkboy and lavagirl sharks lava boy girl shark lava and boy girl

Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

I'll give you a hard-boiled egg if you go out with me! waffleperks: Thats an offer I CANNOT refuse

I'll give you a hard-boiled egg if you go out with me! waffleperks: Thats an offer I CANNOT refuse

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Computer illiteracy pride flag

wildmuddyriver spoonfulofcurry Follow beakybee Tumblr blue through the years. attackofthebteam computer illiteracy pride flag Source: beakybee 129,033 notes

wildmuddyriver spoonfulofcurry Follow beakybee Tumblr blue through the years. attackofthebteam computer illiteracy pride flag Source: beakybee 129,033 notes

blue color redesign no credit to op

HOL UP!

iguanamouth WE JUST SAW PIKACHU IN OSMOSIS JONES?????? iguanamouth OH MY GOD??? catchanddodge f------ god its pikachurin a brain protein anipersenugole "Pikachurin is an extracellular matrix-like retinal protein first described in 2008 in Japan by Shigeru Sato et al, and named after Pikachu, a character of the Pokémon franchise. The name of this "nimble" protein was inspired due to Pikachu's "lightning-fast moves and shocking electric effects". IM GONAN F----- brailleoperatic Osmosis Jones was released in 2001. Ozzy and Drix was released in 2002 and ran for 2 seasons. Pikachurin was discovered in 2008. The animators just threw in a f------ pikachu and got lucky. aviculor Jesus Source: iguanamouth

iguanamouth WE JUST SAW PIKACHU IN OSMOSIS JONES?????? iguanamouth OH MY GOD??? catchanddodge f------ god its pikachurin a brain protein anipersenugole "Pikachurin is an extracellular matrix-like retinal protein first described in 2008 in Japan by Shigeru Sato et al, and named after Pikachu, a character of the Pokémon franchise. The name of this "nimble" protein was inspired due to Pikachu's "lightning-fast moves and shocking electric effects". IM GONAN F----- brailleoperatic Osmosis Jones was released in 2001. Ozzy and Drix was released in 2002 and ran for 2 seasons. Pikachurin was discovered in 2008. The animators just threw in a f------ pikachu and got lucky. aviculor Jesus Source: iguanamouth

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