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tikkunolamorgtfo I love it when people try to claim representation in fiction is being taken "too far" to the point where it's no believable. They're like: "What's next, a mixed-race immigrant on the autism spectrum?" Hi, my name is Rachel, also known as Rachna, and l'm a mixed-race immigrant on the autism spectrum. "What's next, a transgender Latino man with chronic pain?" What, you mean my former colleague, Marco? "What's next, a Black Jewish lesbian?" Bitch, I know I three Black Jewish lesbians, WHAT'S YOUR F------ POINT? furbearingbrick If's not "forced diversity" just exist People

tikkunolamorgtfo I love it when people try to claim representation in fiction is being taken "too far" to the point where it's no believable. They're like: "What's next, a mixed-race immigrant on the autism spectrum?" Hi, my name is Rachel, also known as Rachna, and l'm a mixed-race immigrant on the autism spectrum. "What's next, a transgender Latino man with chronic pain?" What, you mean my former colleague, Marco? "What's next, a Black Jewish lesbian?" Bitch, I know I three Black Jewish lesbians, WHAT'S YOUR F------ POINT? furbearingbrick If's not "forced diversity" just exist People

Somebody loved those

landorus pretty sure my soulmate is a bag of sour gummy worms armorgan66 I just ate a whole bag of those, no joke landorus u piece of f------ s--- that was the love of my life

landorus pretty sure my soulmate is a bag of sour gummy worms armorgan66 I just ate a whole bag of those, no joke landorus u piece of f------ s--- that was the love of my life

soul mate massacre the one

angry brushings

olga dogwithhat My brothers toothbrushes over the past month Why is he so angry xv7 does dude even still have teeth

olga dogwithhat My brothers toothbrushes over the past month Why is he so angry xv7 does dude even still have teeth

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goth kids hold the line

kvitoya Even if you don't like Halloween you have to appreciate its position as the sole thing keeping Christmas from advancing even earlier into the year like a cancerous growth v0x-mach 1na The goth kids hold the line.

kvitoya Even if you don't like Halloween you have to appreciate its position as the sole thing keeping Christmas from advancing even earlier into the year like a cancerous growth v0x-mach 1na The goth kids hold the line.

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Charlie Kelly Art of Seduction

victini You can control white people by giving them cheese Ondo cheese is so good tho victini I got one

victini You can control white people by giving them cheese Ondo cheese is so good tho victini I got one

cheese charlie kelly cheese trap

This would probably work

hilarioushumorfromouterspace Follow @Llamalna Tux [Family of lizards] Mother: this our oldest son, he's all grown up now and crushes buildings Little lizard: ahem Mother: *sighs* also, this our youngest he can get you 15% off car insurance prolifeproliberty Follow How is this not an actual Geico commercial? palis-delon Follow Wait. Did the little one get into insurance so people could get compensation for his big brother's damage? A alberto-balsalm Follow No, the big one got into property damage so people would buy his little brother's insurance 27,631 notes

hilarioushumorfromouterspace Follow @Llamalna Tux [Family of lizards] Mother: this our oldest son, he's all grown up now and crushes buildings Little lizard: ahem Mother: *sighs* also, this our youngest he can get you 15% off car insurance prolifeproliberty Follow How is this not an actual Geico commercial? palis-delon Follow Wait. Did the little one get into insurance so people could get compensation for his big brother's damage? A alberto-balsalm Follow No, the big one got into property damage so people would buy his little brother's insurance 27,631 notes

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any day now gonna get to it

lessproblematicbunny 5 the-goblin-kween prokopetz Today's aesthetic: keeping the same tab open in your browser for three solid weeks because you're definitely going to get around to reading and/or acting on whatever's in it any minute now. hereafteryyh This is a personal attack. kyraneko Don't talk to me or my 67 tabs ever again. Source: prokopetz

lessproblematicbunny 5 the-goblin-kween prokopetz Today's aesthetic: keeping the same tab open in your browser for three solid weeks because you're definitely going to get around to reading and/or acting on whatever's in it any minute now. hereafteryyh This is a personal attack. kyraneko Don't talk to me or my 67 tabs ever again. Source: prokopetz

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Frends

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s aderic.com I D 99 OHO OTSTWin IKES baehamas: thisiselliz: What if god was one of us that sign in the back says meme aids

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He's a smart one

Posted by u/mowa111 6 days ago 5 55 38 8 3 My friend finished wrapping his wife's presents. Left one a perfume, right one a sweater.

Posted by u/mowa111 6 days ago 5 55 38 8 3 My friend finished wrapping his wife's presents. Left one a perfume, right one a sweater.

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That noise as your skin peels off the couch slowly

normal-guy-posts I'm sorry we couldn't spare any pillows or blankets for you. You're fine with sleeping on the couch, right? eliteknightcats sleeps on this naked and in the morning you have to pry me off with a spatula

normal-guy-posts I'm sorry we couldn't spare any pillows or blankets for you. You're fine with sleeping on the couch, right? eliteknightcats sleeps on this naked and in the morning you have to pry me off with a spatula

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What happens to 90% of missing persons

generalgrievousdatingsim accidentally indulged in too much 'me time, turns out i've been reported missing for over six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities shaelit op is living the dream Source: generalgrievousdatingsim 64,005 notes

generalgrievousdatingsim accidentally indulged in too much 'me time, turns out i've been reported missing for over six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities shaelit op is living the dream Source: generalgrievousdatingsim 64,005 notes

missing missing person me time oops

Watch yourselves

artbytesslyn To the spiders in the ceiling corners: you're keeping your end of the contract, love u honeys catch those tasty flies To the spiders halfway down the wall and touchin my furniture: you're on thin f ice babes 245.265 notes

artbytesslyn To the spiders in the ceiling corners: you're keeping your end of the contract, love u honeys catch those tasty flies To the spiders halfway down the wall and touchin my furniture: you're on thin f ice babes 245.265 notes

spiders spidey friends don't come too close

We're all comedians

nianeyna apparently l'm playing skyrim again.. and by "playing skyrim" I obviously mean "spending hours installing mods before I ever open the game" argumate foreplay with Todd nianeyna do you ever think before you post argumate yes, I think "ha! funny" and hit post 108,382 notes

nianeyna apparently l'm playing skyrim again.. and by "playing skyrim" I obviously mean "spending hours installing mods before I ever open the game" argumate foreplay with Todd nianeyna do you ever think before you post argumate yes, I think "ha! funny" and hit post 108,382 notes

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I will also fail to acknowledge the possibility that anyone could possibly use the internet to avoid...

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RIP old friend

WALDO SEDINGE SEUDENFISHER WALDO FEB 3.187/3 JULY 28 okaysizedbangtheory i always wanted to find you waldo but not like this not like this

WALDO SEDINGE SEUDENFISHER WALDO FEB 3.187/3 JULY 28 okaysizedbangtheory i always wanted to find you waldo but not like this not like this

waldo where's waldo cemetery found him tombstone dead

its a delicate, uh, topic

10. NASA had to relabel the penis sieeve for urinating in space suits from "small, medium, and large" to "large, gigantic, and humungous" because astronauts would only choose the large and they kept slipping off. tryingtodisappearcompletely God I hope this is true. Oh my god it is. arineat OMFG

10. NASA had to relabel the penis sieeve for urinating in space suits from "small, medium, and large" to "large, gigantic, and humungous" because astronauts would only choose the large and they kept slipping off. tryingtodisappearcompletely God I hope this is true. Oh my god it is. arineat OMFG

penis sleeve nasa astronauts space suits

Snooze nails

Ocatchymemes When people did not have clocks, they used "candle clocks". Candles that would burn for a set amount of hours. If you needed an alarm, you would push a nail at the desired time length in the candle and once it melted to the point, the nail would fall and hit the metal holder, alerting you. phantomtwitch I like that the candle pictured has four nails in it. Ye olde snooze button.

Ocatchymemes When people did not have clocks, they used "candle clocks". Candles that would burn for a set amount of hours. If you needed an alarm, you would push a nail at the desired time length in the candle and once it melted to the point, the nail would fall and hit the metal holder, alerting you. phantomtwitch I like that the candle pictured has four nails in it. Ye olde snooze button.

snooze button sleep more a little more sleep yawn

ASCII Map of USA

the United States b like ??? coffeemugger224 Wow non states people only know like 4 states whos-this-lisa-person No, they pretty much nailed it.

the United States b like ??? coffeemugger224 Wow non states people only know like 4 states whos-this-lisa-person No, they pretty much nailed it.

nailed it yup pretty much sums it up

necroprancer

normal-horoscopes TEEN HORSE GIRL MOVIE WHERE THE HORSE DIES AN HOUR IN AND THE SECOND HALF IS THE GIRL LEARNING OCCULT SCIENCE TO REANIMATE IT SO SHE CAN WIN THE BIG DERBY hombredeflorida Necroprancer normal-horoscopes TAGLINE: YOU CANT BEAT THIS DEAD HORSE

normal-horoscopes TEEN HORSE GIRL MOVIE WHERE THE HORSE DIES AN HOUR IN AND THE SECOND HALF IS THE GIRL LEARNING OCCULT SCIENCE TO REANIMATE IT SO SHE CAN WIN THE BIG DERBY hombredeflorida Necroprancer normal-horoscopes TAGLINE: YOU CANT BEAT THIS DEAD HORSE

dead horse necromancy horse girl

headspace

fairycosmos Follow me in my head at the supermarket: nobody is ever going to f------ love me. omg 25% off 161,752 notes V> t7

fairycosmos Follow me in my head at the supermarket: nobody is ever going to f------ love me. omg 25% off 161,752 notes V> t7

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