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Free car wash and fun on the road..? Where is the downside..?

adz honestly same memewhore Why wouldn't you tho?

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Disney Staff and their work stories.

espite the security systems now installed inside all of Disneyland's attractions [and the monitors being watched by park employees hidden from view], couples will still try to from view), couples will still try to have sex while on the "dark" rides such as Pirates of the Caribbean or It's a Small World), apparently not realizing that the cameras are infrared and can pick up their every move. On occasion they are stopped with a warning over the loudspeaker; other times, as they exit, they are met with applause from knowing cast members. DISNEYLAND FAC autisticstevonnie thatdisneyworldblog I think this is the most hilarious thing the storybook font is what does it for me Ok so I have a story. I worked Fantasyland (Dumbo) at Magic Kingdom. We had a girl transfer from Pirates of the Caribbean. And she told me the most amazing story So Pirates is down (shocking) And this particular boat is stopped at the first big scene, Where Barbosa is on the ship yelling for Jack Sparrow Anyway the boat has been stopped for about 15 minutes at this point, and there's a couple sitting alone in the back. So the guy decides that nothing gets him in a better mood than the smell of water that hasn't been changed in roughly 50 years, and convinces his girlfriend to blow him Now this girl is in the booth, along with the coordinator, watching this go down. Literally. There's not much they can do to stop it at this point, other than notify security. Then another problem arises. The guy finishes, and the girl makes the motion to spit. In The. F------. Water Now if that load is released into the water, thats an automatic biohazard, and the ride is shut down for weeks. The water is removed, the ride path is scrubbed, along with the ride vehicles, and then new water is brought in. Costing the company thousands of dollara and p----- off tourists. The worst combination on this earth. tdi the ride path is issed off tourists Panicking at this predicament, the coordinator grabs the mic in the control booth and says: Spitting is for quitters." This echoes over the bitching of guests and 50 year old audio of pirates commiting various crimes. The look on this woman's face was priceless. She gazes up, as if Walt himself commanded her from the grave, and swallows. I'm told the ride started 5 minutes later and the couple ran out from the exit queue as fast as they could. And this is why you dont f--- at Disney. Because cast members will call you out and it will be the highlight of our day t will be the highlight of our day

espite the security systems now installed inside all of Disneyland's attractions [and the monitors being watched by park employees hidden from view], couples will still try to from view), couples will still try to have sex while on the "dark" rides such as Pirates of the Caribbean or It's a Small World), apparently not realizing that the cameras are infrared and can pick up their every move. On occasion they are stopped with a warning over the loudspeaker; other times, as they exit, they are met with applause from knowing cast members. DISNEYLAND FAC autisticstevonnie thatdisneyworldblog I think this is the most hilarious thing the storybook font is what does it for me Ok so I have a story. I worked Fantasyland (Dumbo) at Magic Kingdom. We had a girl transfer from Pirates of the Caribbean. And she told me the most amazing story So Pirates is down (shocking) And this particular boat is stopped at the first big scene, Where Barbosa is on the ship yelling for Jack Sparrow Anyway the boat has been stopped for about 15 minutes at this point, and there's a couple sitting alone in the back. So the guy decides that nothing gets him in a better mood than the smell of water that hasn't been changed in roughly 50 years, and convinces his girlfriend to blow him Now this girl is in the booth, along with the coordinator, watching this go down. Literally. There's not much they can do to stop it at this point, other than notify security. Then another problem arises. The guy finishes, and the girl makes the motion to spit. In The. F------. Water Now if that load is released into the water, thats an automatic biohazard, and the ride is shut down for weeks. The water is removed, the ride path is scrubbed, along with the ride vehicles, and then new water is brought in. Costing the company thousands of dollara and p----- off tourists. The worst combination on this earth. tdi the ride path is issed off tourists Panicking at this predicament, the coordinator grabs the mic in the control booth and says: Spitting is for quitters." This echoes over the bitching of guests and 50 year old audio of pirates commiting various crimes. The look on this woman's face was priceless. She gazes up, as if Walt himself commanded her from the grave, and swallows. I'm told the ride started 5 minutes later and the couple ran out from the exit queue as fast as they could. And this is why you dont f--- at Disney. Because cast members will call you out and it will be the highlight of our day t will be the highlight of our day

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None of us are free of cringe

darthvcder "kids these days are so cringey w their fortnite dances-" are none of yall going to acknowledge the s--- we did. are we not going to acknowledge gangnam style. what does the fox say. if we go older hamster dance. crazy frog. the f------ duck song. the llama song. charlie the unicorn let he who is without sin throw the first stone lost-in-misunderstood-thoughts Seriously, we ALL had cringey things about our childhoods. All of us. None of us can escape the cringe.

darthvcder "kids these days are so cringey w their fortnite dances-" are none of yall going to acknowledge the s--- we did. are we not going to acknowledge gangnam style. what does the fox say. if we go older hamster dance. crazy frog. the f------ duck song. the llama song. charlie the unicorn let he who is without sin throw the first stone lost-in-misunderstood-thoughts Seriously, we ALL had cringey things about our childhoods. All of us. None of us can escape the cringe.

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Hundreds of years of even at the time ancient tomes and documents for the sake of total warfare. You...

40mg If you think about it in the shower, you're not over it mojave-red I'm apparently not over the burning of the library at Alexandria foxyamazingoperates Is anyone truly over it? mojave-red They shouldn't be

40mg If you think about it in the shower, you're not over it mojave-red I'm apparently not over the burning of the library at Alexandria foxyamazingoperates Is anyone truly over it? mojave-red They shouldn't be

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I also didn’t realize they were bipedal

earthstory jemallon #WildlsLife #RareLittleBugger #Pangolin 阚 darkestelemental616 I KEEP FORGETTING THEY'RE BIPEDAL e-mord-nilap A featherless biped? Diogenes: YES YES YESSSss.!!

earthstory jemallon #WildlsLife #RareLittleBugger #Pangolin 阚 darkestelemental616 I KEEP FORGETTING THEY'RE BIPEDAL e-mord-nilap A featherless biped? Diogenes: YES YES YESSSss.!!

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Unsung Heroes

insomniac-arrest late night cashiers at 24-hour convenience stores are the holders of our greatest secrets and most intimate selves not my mom, not my partner, not God himself has seen me no-make up in line to buy a choco-pop and panty liners while on the brink of a heart felt meltdown no one has given me the empty stare of complete indifference that fills my anxious nerves with relief there is nothing like the sweet freedom of complete nihilism experienced at a 7/11 at 2am, God lives in church, the randomness of the unfeeling universe lives at aisle 9 of CVS

insomniac-arrest late night cashiers at 24-hour convenience stores are the holders of our greatest secrets and most intimate selves not my mom, not my partner, not God himself has seen me no-make up in line to buy a choco-pop and panty liners while on the brink of a heart felt meltdown no one has given me the empty stare of complete indifference that fills my anxious nerves with relief there is nothing like the sweet freedom of complete nihilism experienced at a 7/11 at 2am, God lives in church, the randomness of the unfeeling universe lives at aisle 9 of CVS

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Porn parody of At the Mountains of Madness when

REI tilthat TIL the scientists (and everyone else) in Antarctica have 'heedless sex (16,500 condoms are distributed to 200 people spending the winter), taking 'ice wives' and 'ice husbands and also binge-drink,_do drugs and generally go completely nuts,and is pretty much the only reason anyone goes back via reddit.com dietmountainmadewka Nuke Antarctica Nuke Antarctica. 2 likes. This is the Ultimate Solution to the world you've co-created M.FACEBOOK.COM gonguedo man scientists really sound like the kind of people who should set normative social conventions huh killin-the-machine Listen but if you lived that close to the South Pole and eternal darkness was a legitimate thing you experienced fall through winter you'd go a little nuts to joey-wheeler-official Y'all just mad cause antarctic scientists f--- more than you

REI tilthat TIL the scientists (and everyone else) in Antarctica have 'heedless sex (16,500 condoms are distributed to 200 people spending the winter), taking 'ice wives' and 'ice husbands and also binge-drink,_do drugs and generally go completely nuts,and is pretty much the only reason anyone goes back via reddit.com dietmountainmadewka Nuke Antarctica Nuke Antarctica. 2 likes. This is the Ultimate Solution to the world you've co-created M.FACEBOOK.COM gonguedo man scientists really sound like the kind of people who should set normative social conventions huh killin-the-machine Listen but if you lived that close to the South Pole and eternal darkness was a legitimate thing you experienced fall through winter you'd go a little nuts to joey-wheeler-official Y'all just mad cause antarctic scientists f--- more than you

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Dobson The Grownup (Caillou The Grownup parody)

Now, I'm near forty Each day I block critics I love lil' lesbians I'm Andrew "Too real, dude. Too real..." -THOAD Submitted by grokouic #Submission #Andrew Dobson #Tom Preston #caillou

Now, I'm near forty Each day I block critics I love lil' lesbians I'm Andrew "Too real, dude. Too real..." -THOAD Submitted by grokouic #Submission #Andrew Dobson #Tom Preston #caillou

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Thesis, Antithesis and Synthesis

superfluous-synonymyfuckthefla... Follow Contradictions ThesisAntithesis gorps pasadenabuzzbomb hold up im having a jaundice attack im on a spaghetti cleanse ladies Change Synthesis thedeadlymilkmen ah damn on day 30 of my spaghetti cleanse I had a jaundice attack Source: gorps 12,513 notes

superfluous-synonymyfuckthefla... Follow Contradictions ThesisAntithesis gorps pasadenabuzzbomb hold up im having a jaundice attack im on a spaghetti cleanse ladies Change Synthesis thedeadlymilkmen ah damn on day 30 of my spaghetti cleanse I had a jaundice attack Source: gorps 12,513 notes

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“We don’t know fucking shit about running a website.” - Staff

"WE DON'T KNOW F------ S--- ABOUT RUNNING A WEBSITE". -STAFF

"WE DON'T KNOW F------ S--- ABOUT RUNNING A WEBSITE". -STAFF

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A hope for a better future

mcclonalds tonights bdsm safe word is "superwholock" because thats the best moodkiller i can think of mcclonalds i made this post two days ago late at night when i was tired as s--- and ive gotten at least 10 death threats, 13 messages threatening to dox me, and 5 telling me that im "a p------------ user who needs to stick a dragon dildo up their ass while shoving a c--- down my throat" and i still love this post gaylibertariansc God damn. For that one word? the-real-jeb-bush What's the big deal about that word? It sounds like a made up one gaylibertariansc It is. From different shows. I'm assuming doctor who and Sherlock. The "super part I'm not sure about the fact that there are people who don't know about superwholock give me hope for a better future

mcclonalds tonights bdsm safe word is "superwholock" because thats the best moodkiller i can think of mcclonalds i made this post two days ago late at night when i was tired as s--- and ive gotten at least 10 death threats, 13 messages threatening to dox me, and 5 telling me that im "a p------------ user who needs to stick a dragon dildo up their ass while shoving a c--- down my throat" and i still love this post gaylibertariansc God damn. For that one word? the-real-jeb-bush What's the big deal about that word? It sounds like a made up one gaylibertariansc It is. From different shows. I'm assuming doctor who and Sherlock. The "super part I'm not sure about the fact that there are people who don't know about superwholock give me hope for a better future

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Mods are asleep post puns

Polyamory Just because you found your soul-mate Doesn't meant they hafta be your sole mate #pun #polyamory #joke #it's joke #advice

Polyamory Just because you found your soul-mate Doesn't meant they hafta be your sole mate #pun #polyamory #joke #it's joke #advice

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🅱️onut hole

SIZE OF TE DONUT HOLE DOWN TUROUGH YHE YEARS 1927 1937 1948 unscriptedindulgence Interesting. Reverse the chart and it's my a------ through the years. hyperboul why would you comment that

SIZE OF TE DONUT HOLE DOWN TUROUGH YHE YEARS 1927 1937 1948 unscriptedindulgence Interesting. Reverse the chart and it's my a------ through the years. hyperboul why would you comment that

Hope its not effective.

Come a little okower cynicallys ITS AN ADD FOR FUCKINF FUNERAL SERVICES

Come a little okower cynicallys ITS AN ADD FOR FUCKINF FUNERAL SERVICES

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Is that snap where all the “X said fuck work” jokes are coming from?

chexgirlfriend the pizza guy me my friend Pizza man said f--- work

chexgirlfriend the pizza guy me my friend Pizza man said f--- work

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She's dangerous, super bad...

reallyreallyreallytrying: yo i ain't saying she's a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about "gold in them there hills" idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger

reallyreallyreallytrying: yo i ain't saying she's a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about "gold in them there hills" idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger

Tumblr user One-time-I-dreamt enacts their reign of terror

one-time-i-dreamt was walking around my neighborhood and saw a bunch of police surrounding a small house for a drug bust. As I got closer, I heard the policemen barking aggressively, so naturally I was like, w--??? And one of them caught my eye and said, "Oh, we're trying to scare them out of there," and minutes later a bunch of furries came out the house whimpering and s--- elliewilliams please sign your posts with your url i refuse to be continuously terrified of humanity by them somedaythiswillbeclever people who don't read urls ALLEY GRUug one-time-i-dreamt

one-time-i-dreamt was walking around my neighborhood and saw a bunch of police surrounding a small house for a drug bust. As I got closer, I heard the policemen barking aggressively, so naturally I was like, w--??? And one of them caught my eye and said, "Oh, we're trying to scare them out of there," and minutes later a bunch of furries came out the house whimpering and s--- elliewilliams please sign your posts with your url i refuse to be continuously terrified of humanity by them somedaythiswillbeclever people who don't read urls ALLEY GRUug one-time-i-dreamt

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You could have a 6th dimensional creature drawing a circle around your W-axis while you sleep and no...

mosquito on my screen he hasn't moved in the past 5 minutes Bugs get 8th dimensional superbeings doing this s--- to me right now MONKEYS SE TIE DUMB B0X

mosquito on my screen he hasn't moved in the past 5 minutes Bugs get 8th dimensional superbeings doing this s--- to me right now MONKEYS SE TIE DUMB B0X

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This isn't what Goku would have wanted

mechsuit: kinnie tumblr is wack y'all will say s--- like “I AM 100% THIS CHARACTERS COMPLETELY THEY ARE ME" and abt ur personality will even resemble them like you think goku would say that? you think goku would have a 1000 page about with a billion links and say he will block u if you dont like all his personal posts? you think goku would get into ace nothing i can't believe the f------ notes/reblogs on this post. it is a hellilsh dreamscape of goku ace discourse, multiverse and flat earth theory to prove that someone's past life was as goku, and then all of the comments of people questioning if goku can even read a compilation of some of my favourite comments on this crazy ass trainwreck of a notes section: ivewith thesenotehaveto bro with a sweeblidead de which of course leads us to everyone who is just literally losing their s--- about goku ace discrouse by reblogging with muffled screams of agony 耇 and bonus round: whatever in the f--- these comments are

mechsuit: kinnie tumblr is wack y'all will say s--- like “I AM 100% THIS CHARACTERS COMPLETELY THEY ARE ME" and abt ur personality will even resemble them like you think goku would say that? you think goku would have a 1000 page about with a billion links and say he will block u if you dont like all his personal posts? you think goku would get into ace nothing i can't believe the f------ notes/reblogs on this post. it is a hellilsh dreamscape of goku ace discourse, multiverse and flat earth theory to prove that someone's past life was as goku, and then all of the comments of people questioning if goku can even read a compilation of some of my favourite comments on this crazy ass trainwreck of a notes section: ivewith thesenotehaveto bro with a sweeblidead de which of course leads us to everyone who is just literally losing their s--- about goku ace discrouse by reblogging with muffled screams of agony 耇 and bonus round: whatever in the f--- these comments are

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All Kevins in cartoons are assholes

littlelarimar there's always that jerk named kevin that shows up in cartoons animentality it's a bitch name bbg100

littlelarimar there's always that jerk named kevin that shows up in cartoons animentality it's a bitch name bbg100

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