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Source belle-morningstar Remember that time when the t mobile girl was really sweet but then virgin mobile made fun of her so t mobile stepped its s--- up it's like high school drama except with phone company's 251,755 notes

Source belle-morningstar Remember that time when the t mobile girl was really sweet but then virgin mobile made fun of her so t mobile stepped its s--- up it's like high school drama except with phone company's 251,755 notes

In social issues class today our professor held up a black book and was like "this book is red and we were all no" and he said yes it is" and we were just all "that's not right and he turned it around and the back cover was red and he said "Don't tell somebody theyre wrong until you've seen things from their point of view that speaks to me

In social issues class today our professor held up a black book and was like "this book is red and we were all no" and he said yes it is" and we were just all "that's not right and he turned it around and the back cover was red and he said "Don't tell somebody theyre wrong until you've seen things from their point of view that speaks to me

Orange

youhadmefromhellodean: laughter-everyday: brucelightyear thelandofwtf My cousin has an orange tree, this one came out different. Kill it. Kill it with fire is that the f------ alien from alien vs predator I think it's a leviathan

youhadmefromhellodean: laughter-everyday: brucelightyear thelandofwtf My cousin has an orange tree, this one came out different. Kill it. Kill it with fire is that the f------ alien from alien vs predator I think it's a leviathan

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unicorn amber little-ball-of-f----you 273,084 theresinkinmyeyes w4sted-yOuth aredkay: this is true, cats, or any other pet in general, don't care at all about what you do, you can be a homicidal friendless person that hates everyone and wants to see everyone dead, and that cat will still love you no matter what. humans? they'd push you away and say you need "mental help" or that "you're sick", but pets will always be there for you. this is why can't wait to get back home to my dog. My cat literally does this all the time is one of the biggest reaso Source: damnafricawhatha

unicorn amber little-ball-of-f----you 273,084 theresinkinmyeyes w4sted-yOuth aredkay: this is true, cats, or any other pet in general, don't care at all about what you do, you can be a homicidal friendless person that hates everyone and wants to see everyone dead, and that cat will still love you no matter what. humans? they'd push you away and say you need "mental help" or that "you're sick", but pets will always be there for you. this is why can't wait to get back home to my dog. My cat literally does this all the time is one of the biggest reaso Source: damnafricawhatha

While you wait for the waiter, in that moment do you not become the waiter

While you wait for the waiter, in that moment do you not become the waiter

carry-on-my-wayward-butt one time i saw someone skipping rocks and eating a sandwich along the beach and idk he just tossed his sandwich in the water and bit the rock and he just stiffened a bit but i saw him dying inside after realizing what had just happened

carry-on-my-wayward-butt one time i saw someone skipping rocks and eating a sandwich along the beach and idk he just tossed his sandwich in the water and bit the rock and he just stiffened a bit but i saw him dying inside after realizing what had just happened

sandwich rock fail distracted dead inside

My mom just informed me that my first word was ""quote" so I'm going to make sure my last word before I die will be "unquote" you have been blessed with a rare and epic opportunity

My mom just informed me that my first word was ""quote" so I'm going to make sure my last word before I die will be "unquote" you have been blessed with a rare and epic opportunity

quote unquote first word final word setup

the spaghetto

dysenterygay asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of Italy were called the spaghetto and look at me with so much shame.

dysenterygay asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of Italy were called the spaghetto and look at me with so much shame.

spaghetti tumblr ghetto

fruitappreciation: omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a f------ banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now

fruitappreciation: omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a f------ banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now

banana plague history lesson apocalypse banana apocalypse banana candy

0 honey, I'm so sorry. You missed m so sorry the delivery. mherel baby ASSEMBLY EQUIRED But itls okay Making the 's the un part animalcrackersinmyblog OH MY GOD "MAKING THE BABY IS THE FUN PART" YOU SULTRY METAL VIXEN

0 honey, I'm so sorry. You missed m so sorry the delivery. mherel baby ASSEMBLY EQUIRED But itls okay Making the 's the un part animalcrackersinmyblog OH MY GOD "MAKING THE BABY IS THE FUN PART" YOU SULTRY METAL VIXEN

robots making the baby tumblr

fefarielle pillory tinypuffer: I dwarf puffer eating redworm which is his favorite food. but it looks like he is blowing one of the party horns tho u go lil fish

fefarielle pillory tinypuffer: I dwarf puffer eating redworm which is his favorite food. but it looks like he is blowing one of the party horns tho u go lil fish

puffer fish worm party horn party hat

dftba-tardis fat-cats-in-the-tardis or-should--say-douche malformalady Red Sand Beach on Kaihalulu Bay is a pocket beach on the island of Maui, Hawaii. This island is rich in Iron resulting in the sand being a deep red color. A pocket beach means its encapsulated from the Ocean by a reef you could kill someone and not even have to worry about cleaning up the blood I am on a website with complete psycopaths Sociopath, do your research Source: malformalady

dftba-tardis fat-cats-in-the-tardis or-should--say-douche malformalady Red Sand Beach on Kaihalulu Bay is a pocket beach on the island of Maui, Hawaii. This island is rich in Iron resulting in the sand being a deep red color. A pocket beach means its encapsulated from the Ocean by a reef you could kill someone and not even have to worry about cleaning up the blood I am on a website with complete psycopaths Sociopath, do your research Source: malformalady

red sand beach kainalulu bay maui island hawaii iron oxyde geology perfect murder psychopath sociopath blood that escalated quickly

transform inademon#: brown saru。 260,497 hightimeslowtides emilyat dinosaurs-on-wheels where can I uninstall my period i think if you download pregnancy it blocks it for a few months but then you get a re up that doesn't go away for 18 years ally annoying loud pop omg Source: setfiretothestree

transform inademon#: brown saru。 260,497 hightimeslowtides emilyat dinosaurs-on-wheels where can I uninstall my period i think if you download pregnancy it blocks it for a few months but then you get a re up that doesn't go away for 18 years ally annoying loud pop omg Source: setfiretothestree

waking up sad should be illegal

ollityf arm nocakeno: annadork waking up sad should be illegal punishable by ice cream cake and kitten heaps ur methods are tough but fair

ollityf arm nocakeno: annadork waking up sad should be illegal punishable by ice cream cake and kitten heaps ur methods are tough but fair

an Girls Have 3 Types of Panties o period panties o chillen panties o and im about to get me some d--- panties this is literally the most accurate f------ post

an Girls Have 3 Types of Panties o period panties o chillen panties o and im about to get me some d--- panties this is literally the most accurate f------ post

sd 2 asheface: princessanimu: they WARNED me not to try to bake all the cookie dough at once that's the opposite of a problenm

sd 2 asheface: princessanimu: they WARNED me not to try to bake all the cookie dough at once that's the opposite of a problenm

cookie dough stuck crying that's the opposite of a problem baking

Show us the Turtle

the-siren-of-rapture fauxkaren+ so my mom was watching grimm last night and i looked up the episode out of curiosity and I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING BECAUSE THIS TURTLE CREATURE LOOKS LIKE BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH well show us the turtle creature so we can compare it to benedict 19,515 notes

the-siren-of-rapture fauxkaren+ so my mom was watching grimm last night and i looked up the episode out of curiosity and I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING BECAUSE THIS TURTLE CREATURE LOOKS LIKE BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH well show us the turtle creature so we can compare it to benedict 19,515 notes

iamwizz The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you

iamwizz The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you

whimsicottonees: so i was cleaning up my folders on my computer when i came across this book idea i was really intrigued, i didn't know what it was, I was so excited and I couldn't remember making it, so I opened it and this is what I found 2 B IU 321I 11.2 34 56 7 Plants with faces

whimsicottonees: so i was cleaning up my folders on my computer when i came across this book idea i was really intrigued, i didn't know what it was, I was so excited and I couldn't remember making it, so I opened it and this is what I found 2 B IU 321I 11.2 34 56 7 Plants with faces

parkitcharlie parkitcharlie but the real question is how many dinosaurs can i tape to my face? 14 i can tape 14 dinosaurs to my face

parkitcharlie parkitcharlie but the real question is how many dinosaurs can i tape to my face? 14 i can tape 14 dinosaurs to my face