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Brother Two gods remain, but I only have one photo in my hand

Brother Two gods remain, but I only have one photo in my hand

.'ll. AT&T 3:56 PM Like Comment Share hour ago We learned this morning that praying mantis like to lay their eggs in Christmas trees. We had hundreds of mantis born in our living room today. We also learned you can un- decorate a tree in about 7 minutes.

.'ll. AT&T 3:56 PM Like Comment Share hour ago We learned this morning that praying mantis like to lay their eggs in Christmas trees. We had hundreds of mantis born in our living room today. We also learned you can un- decorate a tree in about 7 minutes.

wild-lion: Why do we call it truth or dare when we all know it's really "who do you like" or "awkward sexual task"

wild-lion: Why do we call it truth or dare when we all know it's really "who do you like" or "awkward sexual task"

NTERNATIONAL BESTRELLER Dealing With People You Can't Stand How to Bring Out the Best in People ot Their Worst pantsareunwelcome.tumblr.com Just preparing for school.

NTERNATIONAL BESTRELLER Dealing With People You Can't Stand How to Bring Out the Best in People ot Their Worst pantsareunwelcome.tumblr.com Just preparing for school.

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freefalling-9 hippiesandgypsies: why is destruction so beautiful because nature is taking itself back

freefalling-9 hippiesandgypsies: why is destruction so beautiful because nature is taking itself back

ollymurmaid: sometimes i get annoyed with australian stereotypes but then i remember that a kangaroo broke into my year ten graduation and we had to pause the assembly to get it out

ollymurmaid: sometimes i get annoyed with australian stereotypes but then i remember that a kangaroo broke into my year ten graduation and we had to pause the assembly to get it out

the-girl-in-the-fireplace: theatomicboom DISNEY IS CUTTING THEIR HAND-DRAWN ANIMATION DEPARTMENT supercalifragi f--- this assholedisney tumbir.com

the-girl-in-the-fireplace: theatomicboom DISNEY IS CUTTING THEIR HAND-DRAWN ANIMATION DEPARTMENT supercalifragi f--- this assholedisney tumbir.com

Let's get out of here We'll run away together Andstart a pride Allill ourown. nicolascagefortwelfthdoctor so Disney kind of forgot it makes movies for children yo let's run away and have some wild sex

Let's get out of here We'll run away together Andstart a pride Allill ourown. nicolascagefortwelfthdoctor so Disney kind of forgot it makes movies for children yo let's run away and have some wild sex

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averypottermormon gallifrey-feels acapella-girl eaberts queens-of-shadowS eaberts ane tm srasver cther suiy bent thats rude no but the other sexualities could be like twirled and shaped like stars u know hey what are you?" "lopsided triangle wbu" squiggly line Oh mine is ys-(sinx(1.7/6)+4)+(1/x)+10 oh no you didn't goddammit the fact that I recognized the equation the fact that we all recognize that equation

averypottermormon gallifrey-feels acapella-girl eaberts queens-of-shadowS eaberts ane tm srasver cther suiy bent thats rude no but the other sexualities could be like twirled and shaped like stars u know hey what are you?" "lopsided triangle wbu" squiggly line Oh mine is ys-(sinx(1.7/6)+4)+(1/x)+10 oh no you didn't goddammit the fact that I recognized the equation the fact that we all recognize that equation

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shslequius "Maybe if you go to bed you'll feel better in the morning" is literally just the human version of "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"

shslequius "Maybe if you go to bed you'll feel better in the morning" is literally just the human version of "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"

deathbypussy: acidic-child Grunge Blogf

deathbypussy: acidic-child Grunge Blogf

sextposts geometricdeathtrap brings plastic knife to a gang fight Brittle, cheap plastic knives are actually pretty great weapons if you file the end down to a point, you can stab someone and then torque your wrist to shatter the plastic blade inside the wound. It's pretty effective if you do it near a joint or in the gut as those places move a lot and cause the broken shards to shift around. oh my god #reference #ref

sextposts geometricdeathtrap brings plastic knife to a gang fight Brittle, cheap plastic knives are actually pretty great weapons if you file the end down to a point, you can stab someone and then torque your wrist to shatter the plastic blade inside the wound. It's pretty effective if you do it near a joint or in the gut as those places move a lot and cause the broken shards to shift around. oh my god #reference #ref

splders How to use "and" 5 times in a row grammatically A man owned a store called "This And That" and hired another man to make a sign for it. When it was finished the owner inspected the work. He discovered that the spaces were wrong so he said "the space between This and And and And and That is different. Please fix it" IM SO ANGRY

splders How to use "and" 5 times in a row grammatically A man owned a store called "This And That" and hired another man to make a sign for it. When it was finished the owner inspected the work. He discovered that the spaces were wrong so he said "the space between This and And and And and That is different. Please fix it" IM SO ANGRY

1 day ago Generic The Year of Luigi Community anj +Yeah 913 0 genericdude The year of Luigi is almost over. YOU'RE GONNA CARRY THAT WEIGHT.

1 day ago Generic The Year of Luigi Community anj +Yeah 913 0 genericdude The year of Luigi is almost over. YOU'RE GONNA CARRY THAT WEIGHT.

thwndryrstrng nerdycurvyboundandflirty rupindah If you have a parrot and you don't teach it to say, "Help, they've turned me into a parrot, you are wasting everybody's time I knew one that would walk up your shoulder, lean into your ear, and whisper, "A------." what a f------ stupid parrot thats the wrong hole isnt it

thwndryrstrng nerdycurvyboundandflirty rupindah If you have a parrot and you don't teach it to say, "Help, they've turned me into a parrot, you are wasting everybody's time I knew one that would walk up your shoulder, lean into your ear, and whisper, "A------." what a f------ stupid parrot thats the wrong hole isnt it

urnc0at turncOat turnc0at turnc0at GUESS WHO GOT SOME APPLE F LAVOURED SHAMPOO WAIT NO I MEANT SCENTED DON'T WORRY IT TASTES LIKE APPLES TOO i just threw up

urnc0at turncOat turnc0at turnc0at GUESS WHO GOT SOME APPLE F LAVOURED SHAMPOO WAIT NO I MEANT SCENTED DON'T WORRY IT TASTES LIKE APPLES TOO i just threw up