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adultnappedkanyewesticle Source: happyholiclays 2 grab somebody sexy tell me hey there are 9 headbands on my head dicksp8ir she look like michael cera in the first one im f------ pissin gmyself 34,356 notes

adultnappedkanyewesticle Source: happyholiclays 2 grab somebody sexy tell me hey there are 9 headbands on my head dicksp8ir she look like michael cera in the first one im f------ pissin gmyself 34,356 notes

slaycinder pgay i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do It's like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you

slaycinder pgay i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do It's like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you

beyoncebeytwice can someone invent a candle that smells like a blown out candle

beyoncebeytwice can someone invent a candle that smells like a blown out candle

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X-rayandvavv l AT&T 4G would» fearedmistakes困 Source: chuck the-funk 8:20 PM 50% The 15 Hardest "Would You Rather" Questions You × 14. Would you rather... Change gender every time you sneeze? Or not be able to tell the difference between a muffin and a baby? chuck-the-funk Whoever wrote this must have been on so many drugs 21,633 notes

X-rayandvavv l AT&T 4G would» fearedmistakes困 Source: chuck the-funk 8:20 PM 50% The 15 Hardest "Would You Rather" Questions You × 14. Would you rather... Change gender every time you sneeze? Or not be able to tell the difference between a muffin and a baby? chuck-the-funk Whoever wrote this must have been on so many drugs 21,633 notes

whyjackbarakat= definitelynotfra… Source: unsuccessfulm. ns ns OMFG I AM ABOUT TO PISS MYSELF I WAS JUST WALKING MY DOG AND ONE MY NEIGHBORS PUT UP THIS LIGHT UP CHRISTMAS DINOSAUR AND LOOK AT IT ITS SO M---------- HAPPY TO HAVE A M---------- PRESENT IN ITS M---------- DINOSAUR HANDS OH MY GOD IM GONNA POP A BLOOD VESSEL IM LAUGHING SO HARD ITS BEEN A YEAR AND THIS STILL MAKES ME LAUGH THEY PUT IT UP AGAIN A FEW DAYS AGO AND I ALMOST SWERVED MY CAR INTO A MAIL BOX BC I WAS DYING

whyjackbarakat= definitelynotfra… Source: unsuccessfulm. ns ns OMFG I AM ABOUT TO PISS MYSELF I WAS JUST WALKING MY DOG AND ONE MY NEIGHBORS PUT UP THIS LIGHT UP CHRISTMAS DINOSAUR AND LOOK AT IT ITS SO M---------- HAPPY TO HAVE A M---------- PRESENT IN ITS M---------- DINOSAUR HANDS OH MY GOD IM GONNA POP A BLOOD VESSEL IM LAUGHING SO HARD ITS BEEN A YEAR AND THIS STILL MAKES ME LAUGH THEY PUT IT UP AGAIN A FEW DAYS AGO AND I ALMOST SWERVED MY CAR INTO A MAIL BOX BC I WAS DYING

Long exposure of my Christmas Tree spinning...and then I zoomed in i'm pretty sure you created tron #replacersqueue 91,485 notes

Long exposure of my Christmas Tree spinning...and then I zoomed in i'm pretty sure you created tron #replacersqueue 91,485 notes

christmas lights tron christmas tree exposure photography

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18,626 what if bodies just had random errors like computers do you go to receive your starbucks coffee and accidentally punch the barrista in the face then s--- on the floor What kind of f------ computer errors are you getting? Source: quazza

18,626 what if bodies just had random errors like computers do you go to receive your starbucks coffee and accidentally punch the barrista in the face then s--- on the floor What kind of f------ computer errors are you getting? Source: quazza

MATE!

partybarackisinthehousetonight it's weird how british people say "lift" instead of "elevator" and how my dad says "you are a dissappointment" instead of "i love you"

partybarackisinthehousetonight it's weird how british people say "lift" instead of "elevator" and how my dad says "you are a dissappointment" instead of "i love you"

Pretty please

oncemoreforluck: drarna: it's weird how people say "follow your dreams" instead of "follow your ambitions" because once i had a dream where i worked for a place that tried to genetically engineer ducks to speak english except the ducks only criticized people's fashion sense please follow your dream

oncemoreforluck: drarna: it's weird how people say "follow your dreams" instead of "follow your ambitions" because once i had a dream where i worked for a place that tried to genetically engineer ducks to speak english except the ducks only criticized people's fashion sense please follow your dream

I HAD NO IDEA

spoken-not-written: hotpocketsinternational: spoken-not-written: so like apparently Philadelphia is a place yeah what else is it tlp

spoken-not-written: hotpocketsinternational: spoken-not-written: so like apparently Philadelphia is a place yeah what else is it tlp

apricockiam erwwehdan akes-fine-ass pyiamalion bubblecake sexual-phan unsav4ble deaexlibris sudden realization that next year is like 3 weeks away* what what What what what what what what Hey macklemore can we go thrift shopping

apricockiam erwwehdan akes-fine-ass pyiamalion bubblecake sexual-phan unsav4ble deaexlibris sudden realization that next year is like 3 weeks away* what what What what what what what what Hey macklemore can we go thrift shopping

tumblr year new year thrift shop macklemore

marijuanaheaven wasarahbi onlinewifey "I still love you" is the saddest f------ sentence in the whole world ummmm p sure "the guac costs extra" is actually sadder "we're out of weed" "This username is taken." 195,118 notes

marijuanaheaven wasarahbi onlinewifey "I still love you" is the saddest f------ sentence in the whole world ummmm p sure "the guac costs extra" is actually sadder "we're out of weed" "This username is taken." 195,118 notes

weed tumblr love sad username saddest

chongthenomad so my little sister heard the ice cream truck and tried to grab her money and run after it but she couldn't catch up so now she's just kinda lying there on the street

chongthenomad so my little sister heard the ice cream truck and tried to grab her money and run after it but she couldn't catch up so now she's just kinda lying there on the street

kids tumblr sad ice cream

souschen: i think instead of the woman taking her husband's name when they get married or doing the hyphenated thing couples should just smash their last names together so like if a Smith married a Grabowski you could be Smabowski or Grabith or Grasmithski and then as the generations go on the names just get more and more ridiculous

souschen: i think instead of the woman taking her husband's name when they get married or doing the hyphenated thing couples should just smash their last names together so like if a Smith married a Grabowski you could be Smabowski or Grabith or Grasmithski and then as the generations go on the names just get more and more ridiculous

marriage language last name etymology

n3w-not3: jaclcfrost jaclcfrost: the hardest decision to make ever is probably Students may also bring an owl OR a cat OR a toad Anonymous asked you you know what ron brought a f------ rat and if he gets to bring a rat by merlin's beard I'm going to bring my own goddamn unicom and dragon and a f------ satyr hell yEAH IT'S A PARTY F--- YOUR RULES ㄨ齏区 I have found someone whose ideals i completely agree with 100% Yeah but the rat turned out to be the person who betrayed Harry's parents to the dark lord and then was also a large part of bringing 'he who must not be named' back to a proper physical form you must be very fun at slughorn's parties

n3w-not3: jaclcfrost jaclcfrost: the hardest decision to make ever is probably Students may also bring an owl OR a cat OR a toad Anonymous asked you you know what ron brought a f------ rat and if he gets to bring a rat by merlin's beard I'm going to bring my own goddamn unicom and dragon and a f------ satyr hell yEAH IT'S A PARTY F--- YOUR RULES ㄨ齏区 I have found someone whose ideals i completely agree with 100% Yeah but the rat turned out to be the person who betrayed Harry's parents to the dark lord and then was also a large part of bringing 'he who must not be named' back to a proper physical form you must be very fun at slughorn's parties

Back to school in a nutshell

lizzorasaurus the new year is fast approaching and I cant wait for every form or paper l have to date to look like this

lizzorasaurus the new year is fast approaching and I cant wait for every form or paper l have to date to look like this