Tumblr - Images

Sorted By:

This is from a blog called Recent Google Searches.

<a href="http://recentgooglesearches.com/">Here. Go check out the thing!</a>

<a href="http://recentgooglesearches.com/">Here. Go check out the thing!</a>

tumblr furries sonic the hedgehog bee movie creepypasta vomit mattress jon arbuckle google

Eggo Waffles are serious goddamn business

00 Sprint 1:53 AM gamzee-makara YOU EITHER EAT TWO WAFFLES AT A TIME OR YOU F------ STARVE DON'T BE THAT P---- NERD S--- WHO LEAVES ONE F------ WAFFLE LEFT IN THE GODDAMN EGGO BOX

00 Sprint 1:53 AM gamzee-makara YOU EITHER EAT TWO WAFFLES AT A TIME OR YOU F------ STARVE DON'T BE THAT P---- NERD S--- WHO LEAVES ONE F------ WAFFLE LEFT IN THE GODDAMN EGGO BOX

tumblr eggo waffles

Differences between “brutal honesty” and “loving honesty”

Screencap from this "reblog on keltena.tumblr.com":http://keltena.tumblr.com/post/133466061983
the description below was written by keltena

[ Image: A chart laying out differences between “brutal honesty” and “loving honesty”.
BRUTAL HONESTY // LOVING HONESTY
- Makes only the truth-teller feel good // Is difficult for both speaker and recipient
- Assumes stupidity of the recipient // Understands that the recipient is intelligent and can make the best decisions about his/her life
- Isn’t necessarily vital for the recipient to know // Is vital that the recipient know
- Is usually expressed spontaneously // Is usually expressed after a great deal of thought
- Is said out of irritation with the other person // Is offered out of concern for the other’s well-being ]

Screencap from this "reblog on keltena.tumblr.com":http://keltena.tumblr.com/post/133466061983
the description below was written by keltena

[ Image: A chart laying out differences between “brutal honesty” and “loving honesty”.
BRUTAL HONESTY // LOVING HONESTY
- Makes only the truth-teller feel good // Is difficult for both speaker and recipient
- Assumes stupidity of the recipient // Understands that the recipient is intelligent and can make the best decisions about his/her life
- Isn’t necessarily vital for the recipient to know // Is vital that the recipient know
- Is usually expressed spontaneously // Is usually expressed after a great deal of thought
- Is said out of irritation with the other person // Is offered out of concern for the other’s well-being ]

honesty education empathy comparison reference

Butterfly

fearlesskids fromonesurvivortoanother eri imagine if butterflies breathed fire but only a little bit of fire “hi pet butterfly would you light this candle for me?" puff puff thanks little buddy "yo butterfly light my joint "thanks lil n----"

fearlesskids fromonesurvivortoanother eri imagine if butterflies breathed fire but only a little bit of fire “hi pet butterfly would you light this candle for me?" puff puff thanks little buddy "yo butterfly light my joint "thanks lil n----"

Same as it ever was.

"source":http://dongstomper.tumblr.com/post/133431047957/listens-to-talking-heads-once

"source":http://dongstomper.tumblr.com/post/133431047957/listens-to-talking-heads-once

stock photos music talking heads david byrne this ain't no party this ain't no disco this ain't no fooling around

That's the best kind of rich.

Eman Musik @Mymusik @kanyewest are you serious? YEEZY penis-hilton autonomous-geordie Capitalism i want to be actually buy this overpriced rag' rich

Eman Musik @Mymusik @kanyewest are you serious? YEEZY penis-hilton autonomous-geordie Capitalism i want to be actually buy this overpriced rag' rich

tumblr kanye west rich

I don't really know what to say about this.

dutchster so sometimes i wake up when having a weird dream and write them down and i just every uterus replaced with candy dispenser Source: dutchster 94,913 notes

dutchster so sometimes i wake up when having a weird dream and write them down and i just every uterus replaced with candy dispenser Source: dutchster 94,913 notes

tumblr uterus candy dispenser dreams only time will tell if firebug adds this to the list or not

Who came up with the idea of a ketchup cake anyway?

HEINZ 1869 heinzitup.com Return to Results Great Canadian Heinz Ketchup Cake Prep Time: 20 minutes Cook Time: 30 minutes Serves: 12 Rating ☆ Facebook d Shar newzealanddildo slimejen Can u imagine taking a big bite of this thinking its red velvet lol Source: joshistheworst

HEINZ 1869 heinzitup.com Return to Results Great Canadian Heinz Ketchup Cake Prep Time: 20 minutes Cook Time: 30 minutes Serves: 12 Rating ☆ Facebook d Shar newzealanddildo slimejen Can u imagine taking a big bite of this thinking its red velvet lol Source: joshistheworst

heinz ketchup cake

smooth

"Source":http://tokillapromqueen.tumblr.com/post/133480777907

"Source":http://tokillapromqueen.tumblr.com/post/133480777907

hey what the fuck man

"sauce":http://fuckingpunchmeintheface.tumblr.com/post/128043200669/anti-smoking-ad

"sauce":http://fuckingpunchmeintheface.tumblr.com/post/128043200669/anti-smoking-ad

anti-smoking ad

Reverse Tooth Fairy.

turkey-imported-from-maine: firelorcl meladoodle i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed a dentist i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

turkey-imported-from-maine: firelorcl meladoodle i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed a dentist i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

tooth fairy police dentist

This is Beautiful.

idkhumor: today a kid said "think of anyone in your life- whether they're a celebrity, teacher, relative, someone you admire greatly. then remember that they have all, at one point in their life, has had explosive diarrhea" and I think that's beautiful

idkhumor: today a kid said "think of anyone in your life- whether they're a celebrity, teacher, relative, someone you admire greatly. then remember that they have all, at one point in their life, has had explosive diarrhea" and I think that's beautiful

explosive diarrhea

The Pun To End All Puns

dmajor42: fuckyeahorchestra The Boston Symphony was performing Beethoven's Ninth. In the piece, there's a long passage about 20 minutes during which the double basses have nothing to do. Rather than sit around the whole time looking stupid, some bassists decided to sneak offstage and go to the tavern next door for a quick one. After slamming several beers in quick succession (as double bassists are prone to do), one of them looked at his watch. "Hey! We need to get back!" No need to panic," said a fellow bassist. "I thought we might need some extra time, so I tied the last few pages of the conductor's score together with string. It'll take him a few minutes to get it untangled. A few moments later they staggered back to the concert hall and took their places in the orchestra. About this time, a member of the audience noticed the conductor seemed a bit edgy and said as much ie cxmpcankon. "Well, of course," said her companion. "Don't you see? It's the bottom of the Ninth, the score is tied, and the bassists are loaded. I've waited all my life for this pun.

dmajor42: fuckyeahorchestra The Boston Symphony was performing Beethoven's Ninth. In the piece, there's a long passage about 20 minutes during which the double basses have nothing to do. Rather than sit around the whole time looking stupid, some bassists decided to sneak offstage and go to the tavern next door for a quick one. After slamming several beers in quick succession (as double bassists are prone to do), one of them looked at his watch. "Hey! We need to get back!" No need to panic," said a fellow bassist. "I thought we might need some extra time, so I tied the last few pages of the conductor's score together with string. It'll take him a few minutes to get it untangled. A few moments later they staggered back to the concert hall and took their places in the orchestra. About this time, a member of the audience noticed the conductor seemed a bit edgy and said as much ie cxmpcankon. "Well, of course," said her companion. "Don't you see? It's the bottom of the Ninth, the score is tied, and the bassists are loaded. I've waited all my life for this pun.

beethoven symphony orchastra classical music puns punny baseball

One of the eternal questions of the millenium

"Imgur":http://imgur.com/sfj5okm

"Imgur":http://imgur.com/sfj5okm

courage scooby-doo courage the cowardly dog the simpsons fight no credit to op

I want art of Genos and Mettaton in a Wife Swap situation

taobris Follow robots i want to f--- one punch man #colour post #dramatical murder #dmmd #clear dmmd #c 854 notes

taobris Follow robots i want to f--- one punch man #colour post #dramatical murder #dmmd #clear dmmd #c 854 notes

one-punch man undertale genos mettaton dramatical murder clear

Happens every year.

souryuu-sama contains-wheat Follow This dark at 5pm s--- is f------ me up Source: satlva 292,240 notes

souryuu-sama contains-wheat Follow This dark at 5pm s--- is f------ me up Source: satlva 292,240 notes

tumblr 5 p.m. not daylight savings