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zanmadyne-blunt+ Source:edgemaverick Where is the marijauana in this city?? 2 2 days 9 replies edgemaverick: Helo fellow teenagers i am not a cop 141 notes

zanmadyne-blunt+ Source:edgemaverick Where is the marijauana in this city?? 2 2 days 9 replies edgemaverick: Helo fellow teenagers i am not a cop 141 notes

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Them

the-great-mighty-d--- the-eagle-at... Source :tanakas-moved tanakas risetofailure tanakas if someone adds "this" to a text post i'm not going to reblog it that 47 944 notes

the-great-mighty-d--- the-eagle-at... Source :tanakas-moved tanakas risetofailure tanakas if someone adds "this" to a text post i'm not going to reblog it that 47 944 notes

Suddenly All is Clear

lost-in-hammerspace: just-shower-thoughts: If you replace the "W" in Where, What, and When with a T", you answer the question ihe world seemed soSimple before this moment

lost-in-hammerspace: just-shower-thoughts: If you replace the "W" in Where, What, and When with a T", you answer the question ihe world seemed soSimple before this moment

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Real Life Boss Battle

tenofswords618 givemeinternet: This is a theater stage for a play no thats a boss battle 448,723 notes

tenofswords618 givemeinternet: This is a theater stage for a play no thats a boss battle 448,723 notes

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if you look into a mirror at midnight and say ‘4chan’ three times you will summon these

yolonists if you look into a mirror at midnight and say 4chan' three times you will summon these We are The Enlightenment.

yolonists if you look into a mirror at midnight and say 4chan' three times you will summon these We are The Enlightenment.

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Sauce Needed

and when you beco me conscious of this nonhuman intelligence you realize after a while they don't really belong in captivity badlycooked is this from blackfish or the documentary about the guy who f---- dolphins because sometimes we need to know where tumblr screencap s--- comes from 13,141 notes

and when you beco me conscious of this nonhuman intelligence you realize after a while they don't really belong in captivity badlycooked is this from blackfish or the documentary about the guy who f---- dolphins because sometimes we need to know where tumblr screencap s--- comes from 13,141 notes

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Dammit Joe, couldn't you at least have tried to stay alive?

donutsornonuts: We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn't stay alive.

donutsornonuts: We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn't stay alive.

When you're planning an invasion you should put more thought into it than none at all

iahfy korrarity+ Source: thewriters-blog scottish: thewriters-blog If you ever feel like you've screwed up, just remember that in 1348 the Scots thought it would be a good idea to invade England because the English were weakened by the Plague. They subsequently caught the plague themselves, went back to Scotland, and killed half their owrn population 85,599 notes

iahfy korrarity+ Source: thewriters-blog scottish: thewriters-blog If you ever feel like you've screwed up, just remember that in 1348 the Scots thought it would be a good idea to invade England because the English were weakened by the Plague. They subsequently caught the plague themselves, went back to Scotland, and killed half their owrn population 85,599 notes

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Solar Power

wake up: exhausted 12 pm: exhausted 3 pm: f------ exhausted 5 pm: really f------ exhausted 7 pm: about to pass out bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns 402,764 notes

wake up: exhausted 12 pm: exhausted 3 pm: f------ exhausted 5 pm: really f------ exhausted 7 pm: about to pass out bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns 402,764 notes

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I wonder what the fourth outcome would be

chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie I'm home alone with the tv repair man Im no fool, there is only two possible outcomes of this scenario p--- or murder Apparently there was an unforeseern third outcome where he fixes the tv and then leaves

chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie I'm home alone with the tv repair man Im no fool, there is only two possible outcomes of this scenario p--- or murder Apparently there was an unforeseern third outcome where he fixes the tv and then leaves

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To be honest, I also do the thing where I look at people's faces so I can se how they react to a vid...

If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I'll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.

If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I'll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.

Fit Buns

lowwbloods - lost-in-wonderstuck 。 Source: grooveland fitness academy FIT BUNS cyanimous grooveland high protein bread Somebody give this packaging designer a raise. 11,180 notes

lowwbloods - lost-in-wonderstuck 。 Source: grooveland fitness academy FIT BUNS cyanimous grooveland high protein bread Somebody give this packaging designer a raise. 11,180 notes

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C.R.E.A.M. (Not Vanilla Ice's Stand)

ifyou!augh-fake-mermaid Source: codeinewarrior codeinewarrio me: hey can i have some money? bank teller: do you have an account with us? me: nah i just heard yall got money 203,304 notes

ifyou!augh-fake-mermaid Source: codeinewarrior codeinewarrio me: hey can i have some money? bank teller: do you have an account with us? me: nah i just heard yall got money 203,304 notes

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It does feel a little weird

iahfy cyberbae+ Source: seriousjones seriousjones walks out of the movie theater and it's still daytime" what the f--- 201,583 notes

iahfy cyberbae+ Source: seriousjones seriousjones walks out of the movie theater and it's still daytime" what the f--- 201,583 notes

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SJW's strike again

Pope Francis compares trans people to uclear weapons Head of the Catholic Church claims those who transition are opposing 'God's order of creation 19 FEBRUARY 2015 | BY JOE MORGAN Pope Francis has compared trans people to nuclear weapons, saying both do not 'recognize the order of creation' The head of the Catholic Church has claimed people who 'manipulate' their bodies are similar to Herods' that 'destroy, that plot designs of death, that disfigure the face of man and woman, destroying creation The comments were made in a new book published in Italy, Pope Francis: This Economy Kills, calling on Christians to safeguard God's order of creation Let's think of the nuclear arms, of the possibility to nnihilate in a few instants a very high number of human beings," he says Let's think also of genetic manipulation, of the manipulation of life, or of the gender theory, that does not recognize the order of creation. with this attitude, man commits a new sin, that against God the Creator, the pope adds toonskribblez: abi-sua thatisludicrous angel-beast89 turd. This is a blatant lie if you google Pope Francis Transgender you will find articles about Pope Francis personally inviting a trans man to the Vatican and assuring him that he as a place in God's house http:/www.nydailynews.com/news/world/pope-francis-meets- hugs-transgender-man-report-article-1.2095173 http://ncronline.org/blogs/ncr-today/report-pope-francis- meets-hugs-transgender-man http://www.cnn.com/2015/01 /30/living/pope-transgender-man/ thank you for this) Remember Kids: if is there no source, is fake

Pope Francis compares trans people to uclear weapons Head of the Catholic Church claims those who transition are opposing 'God's order of creation 19 FEBRUARY 2015 | BY JOE MORGAN Pope Francis has compared trans people to nuclear weapons, saying both do not 'recognize the order of creation' The head of the Catholic Church has claimed people who 'manipulate' their bodies are similar to Herods' that 'destroy, that plot designs of death, that disfigure the face of man and woman, destroying creation The comments were made in a new book published in Italy, Pope Francis: This Economy Kills, calling on Christians to safeguard God's order of creation Let's think of the nuclear arms, of the possibility to nnihilate in a few instants a very high number of human beings," he says Let's think also of genetic manipulation, of the manipulation of life, or of the gender theory, that does not recognize the order of creation. with this attitude, man commits a new sin, that against God the Creator, the pope adds toonskribblez: abi-sua thatisludicrous angel-beast89 turd. This is a blatant lie if you google Pope Francis Transgender you will find articles about Pope Francis personally inviting a trans man to the Vatican and assuring him that he as a place in God's house http:/www.nydailynews.com/news/world/pope-francis-meets- hugs-transgender-man-report-article-1.2095173 http://ncronline.org/blogs/ncr-today/report-pope-francis- meets-hugs-transgender-man http://www.cnn.com/2015/01 /30/living/pope-transgender-man/ thank you for this) Remember Kids: if is there no source, is fake

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I feel like a lot of people as kids misinterpreted words as something else.

scootercomputer when i was like 5 my friend told me that a prostitute was someone who sold ice cream so for TWO YEARS I TOLD EVERYONE THAT I WANTED TO BE A PROSTITUTE TWO YEARS NO ONE F------ CORRECTED ME FOR TWO YEARS

scootercomputer when i was like 5 my friend told me that a prostitute was someone who sold ice cream so for TWO YEARS I TOLD EVERYONE THAT I WANTED TO BE A PROSTITUTE TWO YEARS NO ONE F------ CORRECTED ME FOR TWO YEARS

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Light & Shadow

Source: blazepress blazepress How light can change your appearance #neat #ref 192,042 notes

Source: blazepress blazepress How light can change your appearance #neat #ref 192,042 notes

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Tumblr and WiFi

moriarty: anwanda: think if a murderer wanted to lure me out of my room all they'd have to do is turn off my wifi cause sure as s--- l'm gonna go see why it isn't working touch my wifi you a------ and i wont be the one whos getting murdered tonight

moriarty: anwanda: think if a murderer wanted to lure me out of my room all they'd have to do is turn off my wifi cause sure as s--- l'm gonna go see why it isn't working touch my wifi you a------ and i wont be the one whos getting murdered tonight

"Red beast from below"

pizza: sugars-drop elisetheawesome: kyoukokirigiri: why do we call periods "periods" when we can call them something cooler like "bloodstain fever" or "the crimson horror" are u guys okay a "chili sauce river" vagina volcano

pizza: sugars-drop elisetheawesome: kyoukokirigiri: why do we call periods "periods" when we can call them something cooler like "bloodstain fever" or "the crimson horror" are u guys okay a "chili sauce river" vagina volcano

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Terms and Conditions

haithinkimfunny queenestelle gothist GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS at least you get accepted no matter what that's the most uplifting thing i've seen all day

haithinkimfunny queenestelle gothist GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS at least you get accepted no matter what that's the most uplifting thing i've seen all day

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