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10 itsamemarielle the only valentines present i will accept

10 itsamemarielle the only valentines present i will accept

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WANNA DAT E clampvulture ye

WANNA DAT E clampvulture ye

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tfw you spend twenty minutes in the biscuits aisle deciding whether to buy triple chocolate or choc mint

Life's toughest decisions

Life's toughest decisions

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galehawthorne: galehawthorne: JUST WANT TO BE LIKED I SPELLED BEVERAGE WRONG

galehawthorne: galehawthorne: JUST WANT TO BE LIKED I SPELLED BEVERAGE WRONG

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plague-doctorr: lesfrites egg egg egg egg #egg

plague-doctorr: lesfrites egg egg egg egg #egg

Ice Could

chirotus geekgirlsmash A CLOUD FELL? Snow? that is bubble soap. someone has made a tragic mistake Let me tell you a story My mom had a hot tub, she traded a refrigerator for it. One day the water needed changed, and I went to her, the darling teenager that I was, and said, "Mom, can we put bubble bath in the hot tub?" She looked at me like I'd lost my damned mind, a look that I got from my mom a lot. "But, mom, we're going to be changing the water!," I insisted. She told me I could, so I called all of my friends, because dear god I was putting bubble bath in the f------ hot tub, and this might be the best thing I'd done in my entire life. And with a full size bottle of bubble bath in hand we all got in the hot tub, I upended the whole bottle, and turned on the jets. The bubbles started rising at an alarming rate, soon I could see nothing but bubbles because they'd engulfed my head. There was much laughter as we all got buried in the foam. After awhile I finally stood up. There were three feet of solid bubbles towering above the hot tub, the deck looked about like the picture above, there were bubbles in the trees, and wafting into my neighbors' lawns. Everything was bubbles, and to date it still might be the best thing I've ever done in my life. I'm adding this to my bucket list

chirotus geekgirlsmash A CLOUD FELL? Snow? that is bubble soap. someone has made a tragic mistake Let me tell you a story My mom had a hot tub, she traded a refrigerator for it. One day the water needed changed, and I went to her, the darling teenager that I was, and said, "Mom, can we put bubble bath in the hot tub?" She looked at me like I'd lost my damned mind, a look that I got from my mom a lot. "But, mom, we're going to be changing the water!," I insisted. She told me I could, so I called all of my friends, because dear god I was putting bubble bath in the f------ hot tub, and this might be the best thing I'd done in my entire life. And with a full size bottle of bubble bath in hand we all got in the hot tub, I upended the whole bottle, and turned on the jets. The bubbles started rising at an alarming rate, soon I could see nothing but bubbles because they'd engulfed my head. There was much laughter as we all got buried in the foam. After awhile I finally stood up. There were three feet of solid bubbles towering above the hot tub, the deck looked about like the picture above, there were bubbles in the trees, and wafting into my neighbors' lawns. Everything was bubbles, and to date it still might be the best thing I've ever done in my life. I'm adding this to my bucket list

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leaf-ielly 131-di 131-d the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument talk dirty to me Have ya'll seen the double contrabass flute before??? reblogging my own post because what in the f--- i give you the contrabass tuba. Why is it real. I dont know Know what's even better? HYPERBASS FLUTE my counter SH NSTRUMESTS piccolo trombone

leaf-ielly 131-di 131-d the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument talk dirty to me Have ya'll seen the double contrabass flute before??? reblogging my own post because what in the f--- i give you the contrabass tuba. Why is it real. I dont know Know what's even better? HYPERBASS FLUTE my counter SH NSTRUMESTS piccolo trombone

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eythejedi: pomegran8: you know what's dumb the concept of treating adolescents like children throughout the entirety of their teenage years and then at around age 17 pulling a complete 180 and expecting them to decide within the next couple years what they want to do with the rest of their lives you put it in words

eythejedi: pomegran8: you know what's dumb the concept of treating adolescents like children throughout the entirety of their teenage years and then at around age 17 pulling a complete 180 and expecting them to decide within the next couple years what they want to do with the rest of their lives you put it in words

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might-catch-my-crazy: normalisntmyforte: underwon: my brain has too many tabs open Most accurate thing ever I can't find the one that is playing that f------ song

might-catch-my-crazy: normalisntmyforte: underwon: my brain has too many tabs open Most accurate thing ever I can't find the one that is playing that f------ song

The Cereal War

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konizzle pokememoan。 Source: r----- rlmiob bestlittle1 rimiob puts on sexy underwear but accepts the fact that no one will see it* But knowing daddy bought them is good enough for me. 320,964 notes

konizzle pokememoan。 Source: r----- rlmiob bestlittle1 rimiob puts on sexy underwear but accepts the fact that no one will see it* But knowing daddy bought them is good enough for me. 320,964 notes

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Scientists have "hacked" photosynthesis and it could help them speed up food production FIONA MACDONALD FRIDAY, 19 SEPTEMBER 2014 124 photosynthesis... hacked *stares at the sun we're in

Scientists have "hacked" photosynthesis and it could help them speed up food production FIONA MACDONALD FRIDAY, 19 SEPTEMBER 2014 124 photosynthesis... hacked *stares at the sun we're in

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when you didn't bring your phone because you thought you only had to pee

when you didn't bring your phone because you thought you only had to pee

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Me vs. Other Girls: Everyone has feelings

Girls SHE LIKES CLOTHES -SHE HA5 FEELiNGS WANTS To BE RESPECTeD FEELINGS BE RESPELTED swayzepatrick: ma grodus i like this one For a second I was expecting something different and was really enraged f------ bless whoever made this

Girls SHE LIKES CLOTHES -SHE HA5 FEELiNGS WANTS To BE RESPECTeD FEELINGS BE RESPELTED swayzepatrick: ma grodus i like this one For a second I was expecting something different and was really enraged f------ bless whoever made this

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unclefather: at my funeral there is going to be a closed casket and then it will be opened to reveal that i am not inside. instead, they will turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the space jam theme song is playing in the background. nevermind, my mom says i can't do that.

unclefather: at my funeral there is going to be a closed casket and then it will be opened to reveal that i am not inside. instead, they will turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the space jam theme song is playing in the background. nevermind, my mom says i can't do that.

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eldiablocabra alywandra oh look it's the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotle Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President"

eldiablocabra alywandra oh look it's the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotle Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President"

Sanic in The Sims 3 (Yes, it has a dick)

gotta go fast #nsfw #sins 3 #sms #the sins #the sims 3 #scopophobia 7 months ago 5185 CO Share

gotta go fast #nsfw #sins 3 #sms #the sins #the sims 3 #scopophobia 7 months ago 5185 CO Share

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queenshulamit: maraudinq: If you ever feel sad just remember that when the British invaded india and wanted to get rid of all the snakes so they gave money to people for bringing them a dead cobra and then people started to breed cobras to get money and once the government realised, they dropped the reward so everyone just released their cobras so basically they ended up with way more cobras than they started with http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cobra effect omg

queenshulamit: maraudinq: If you ever feel sad just remember that when the British invaded india and wanted to get rid of all the snakes so they gave money to people for bringing them a dead cobra and then people started to breed cobras to get money and once the government realised, they dropped the reward so everyone just released their cobras so basically they ended up with way more cobras than they started with http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cobra effect omg

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o-rcristdeathsbamfbff+ 76,458 はー ambassador-of-anquish shouldertappingghosts If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would come clean', telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending This is perfect. Source: shouldertappinggl

o-rcristdeathsbamfbff+ 76,458 はー ambassador-of-anquish shouldertappingghosts If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would come clean', telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending This is perfect. Source: shouldertappinggl

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From the people who made Dashcon

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