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thatmagicaldisneyplace: And the winner of the best Halloween costume goes to Peter Pan and his shadow! Wish I had a twin to do this with! Ummm pretty sure this is racist I'm sorry, what colour is your shadow then, orange?! Breaking news: Shadows are racist! 87,376 notes
thatmagicaldisneyplace: And the winner of the best Halloween costume goes to Peter Pan and his shadow! Wish I had a twin to do this with! Ummm pretty sure this is racist I'm sorry, what colour is your shadow then, orange?! Breaking news: Shadows are racist! 87,376 notes

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UK politician: Gays have 20,00o sex partners in their 'short, miserable lives LONDON The former leader of the right-wing UK Independent Party and one- time advisor to Margaret Thatcher, has declared that gay men have up to 20,000. LGBTQNATION.COM Gusto ko ito Magkomento Ibahagi山898 1,286 723 Gusto ito ng 898 katao. Nangungunang mga Komento 723 pagbabahagi Magsulat ng komento... John De Salvio His eyes look like he watched them all. Hindi ko na ito gusto . Sumagot-b 570-11 oras throh ok but like let's look at this mathematically let's assume that "short" is less than half of the life expectancy of the average white male, which is about 75 years, so we'll make a "short" life last for about 35 years now, to keep this legal we'll assume that the short-lived gay man in question remained sexually abstinent until the age of 18. this leaves only 17 years for accumulation of sexual partners. that's about 6205 days, give or take. in order or him to have 20,000 partners before he died, he'd need to have about 1176 partners per year, or just under 100 per month. that means that he would need to either need to have a foursome (himself + three men if that isn't clear), a threesome and an individual encounter, or three individual encounters per day for every single day from his 18trh birthday onward if he wanted to reach 20,000 by his death now, to put the impossibility of this into perspective, this politician claims 20,000 partners, not 20,000 instances of sexual activity, which demands that each partner be 100% new, no repeats for reference, the estimated adult lgbt population in nebraska is just under 40,000, most likely not counting closeted individuals. assume that about half of this number is wormen and nonbinary individuals (all of whom are not interested in men) and the other half is men who are interested in men. the men are all allosexual and are all interested in our Short Lived Gay Male. this means that our gay man has to f--- his way through the entire gay male population of nebraska, including time set aside for traveling, eating and sleeping, over the course of 17 years. no job to speak of, no friends, no family, just nonstop f------, three men a day every day, until he dies the fantasies conservatives cook up are f------ wild
UK politician: Gays have 20,00o sex partners in their 'short, miserable lives LONDON The former leader of the right-wing UK Independent Party and one- time advisor to Margaret Thatcher, has declared that gay men have up to 20,000. LGBTQNATION.COM Gusto ko ito Magkomento Ibahagi山898 1,286 723 Gusto ito ng 898 katao. Nangungunang mga Komento 723 pagbabahagi Magsulat ng komento... John De Salvio His eyes look like he watched them all. Hindi ko na ito gusto . Sumagot-b 570-11 oras throh ok but like let's look at this mathematically let's assume that "short" is less than half of the life expectancy of the average white male, which is about 75 years, so we'll make a "short" life last for about 35 years now, to keep this legal we'll assume that the short-lived gay man in question remained sexually abstinent until the age of 18. this leaves only 17 years for accumulation of sexual partners. that's about 6205 days, give or take. in order or him to have 20,000 partners before he died, he'd need to have about 1176 partners per year, or just under 100 per month. that means that he would need to either need to have a foursome (himself + three men if that isn't clear), a threesome and an individual encounter, or three individual encounters per day for every single day from his 18trh birthday onward if he wanted to reach 20,000 by his death now, to put the impossibility of this into perspective, this politician claims 20,000 partners, not 20,000 instances of sexual activity, which demands that each partner be 100% new, no repeats for reference, the estimated adult lgbt population in nebraska is just under 40,000, most likely not counting closeted individuals. assume that about half of this number is wormen and nonbinary individuals (all of whom are not interested in men) and the other half is men who are interested in men. the men are all allosexual and are all interested in our Short Lived Gay Male. this means that our gay man has to f--- his way through the entire gay male population of nebraska, including time set aside for traveling, eating and sleeping, over the course of 17 years. no job to speak of, no friends, no family, just nonstop f------, three men a day every day, until he dies the fantasies conservatives cook up are f------ wild

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tehunicron: catderps: gingerbatch-addict: bennytcumberbatch: courtneylovedcobain: august, september, halloween, november, december I think you mean august, september, halloween, turkey, christmas I believe it's spelled hot as balls, f--- it it's school again halloween, turkey, christmas don't forget new years, forever alone, windy as f---, s--- its raining, allergies, oh hey its actually decent, wait nevermind and a partridge in a pear tree
tehunicron: catderps: gingerbatch-addict: bennytcumberbatch: courtneylovedcobain: august, september, halloween, november, december I think you mean august, september, halloween, turkey, christmas I believe it's spelled hot as balls, f--- it it's school again halloween, turkey, christmas don't forget new years, forever alone, windy as f---, s--- its raining, allergies, oh hey its actually decent, wait nevermind and a partridge in a pear tree

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theonlymack99-moffat-will-be-th...。 Source: trick-or-tea jupitereyed kkatkkrap justdrinktea so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. here's a general gist of the translation: Rudolph had a shiny nose no one liked him he cried every night then one Christmas it was dark Santa decided Rudolph's nose was convenient (literally it says convenient) Rudolph was useful. I S--- YOU NOT Ohmy God That's basically the song without all of the fluff, though. IT'S LIKE A VULCAN CHRISTMAS CAROL Rudolph was useful.
theonlymack99-moffat-will-be-th...。 Source: trick-or-tea jupitereyed kkatkkrap justdrinktea so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. here's a general gist of the translation: Rudolph had a shiny nose no one liked him he cried every night then one Christmas it was dark Santa decided Rudolph's nose was convenient (literally it says convenient) Rudolph was useful. I S--- YOU NOT Ohmy God That's basically the song without all of the fluff, though. IT'S LIKE A VULCAN CHRISTMAS CAROL Rudolph was useful.

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sassmaster-general termanal-velo... mademoisel reblogged your post "what do you mean i use television as an extreme ” Aa sexe boobs iPod 7:50 AM mademoisel Follow mademoisel thetardiswantscasinit sexe boobs #sexe #boobs #milf #amateur 22,012 notes A P--- BLOG JUST ERASED ONE OF MY POPULAR TEXT POSTS AND JUST PUT "SEXE BOOBS" INSTEAD SEXE BOOBS
sassmaster-general termanal-velo... mademoisel reblogged your post "what do you mean i use television as an extreme ” Aa sexe boobs iPod 7:50 AM mademoisel Follow mademoisel thetardiswantscasinit sexe boobs #sexe #boobs #milf #amateur 22,012 notes A P--- BLOG JUST ERASED ONE OF MY POPULAR TEXT POSTS AND JUST PUT "SEXE BOOBS" INSTEAD SEXE BOOBS

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FRESHy gayobamafanfiction karenhurley 2,400 Krispy Kreme Doughnuts - Perfect for EVERY occasion The donut chain created the special Double Hundred Dozen' as part of its new 'Occasions' offering which caters to large scale events and parties #"hello yes i would like 2400 donuts"#" okay sir what event are you hosting?"#"the event is called :I am going to eat 2400 donuts, "
FRESHy gayobamafanfiction karenhurley 2,400 Krispy Kreme Doughnuts - Perfect for EVERY occasion The donut chain created the special Double Hundred Dozen' as part of its new 'Occasions' offering which caters to large scale events and parties #"hello yes i would like 2400 donuts"#" okay sir what event are you hosting?"#"the event is called :I am going to eat 2400 donuts, "

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"looks down at my disabled elderly pregnant child* "Today is your lucky day" ATTENTION Toilet ONLY for DISABLED ELDERLY PREGNANT CHILDREN
"looks down at my disabled elderly pregnant child* "Today is your lucky day" ATTENTION Toilet ONLY for DISABLED ELDERLY PREGNANT CHILDREN

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tiddiemeat42 f----- this fine bih* her: choke me me: what? her choke.. me me: s--- ight Jim RosS: GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! I CANT BELIEVE IT! HE JUST CHOKESLAMMED HER ALL THE WAY TO HELL! 24,659 notes
tiddiemeat42 f----- this fine bih* her: choke me me: what? her choke.. me me: s--- ight Jim RosS: GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! I CANT BELIEVE IT! HE JUST CHOKESLAMMED HER ALL THE WAY TO HELL! 24,659 notes

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Number 5 is planned for release this coming spring.

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REINDEER RAVE!!!!!!!!

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16. Coolest person u know? 17. Most stylish person u know? 18. Funniest person u know? marniemichaels Nothing has changed since 5th grade
16. Coolest person u know? 17. Most stylish person u know? 18. Funniest person u know? marniemichaels Nothing has changed since 5th grade

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IMDb Phil Tippett Miscellaneous (4) Search Jurassic World (2015) (dinosaur supervisor) Jurassic Park (1993) (dinosaur supervisor) Those who do not learn from history's mistakes are doomed to repeat

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