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longlivingbootyemperor Freshmen be showin up to school on the first day like: Shopping But seniors are just like:

longlivingbootyemperor Freshmen be showin up to school on the first day like: Shopping But seniors are just like:

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tyedyelongshadow Ahh yes, time to sit down and enjoy my favorite magazine FULLY CLOTH THE RENCH C

tyedyelongshadow Ahh yes, time to sit down and enjoy my favorite magazine FULLY CLOTH THE RENCH C

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deanwearspinksatinpanties gaaaaaaaaaambit: its a knife holder #everyones-a-knife-holder-if-you-try-hard-enough

deanwearspinksatinpanties gaaaaaaaaaambit: its a knife holder #everyones-a-knife-holder-if-you-try-hard-enough

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swedish this is the laziest f------ gang ve ever seen this description made me think of a bunch of Greasersjut laying all over the sidewalk like ragdolls and they only raise their hands to snap their fingers when someone passes by SNAP u/ 5NA P SNAp SNAP

swedish this is the laziest f------ gang ve ever seen this description made me think of a bunch of Greasersjut laying all over the sidewalk like ragdolls and they only raise their hands to snap their fingers when someone passes by SNAP u/ 5NA P SNAp SNAP

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trust when ur plant dies mirandasingsofficial 53m リ25288 likes mirandasingsofficial My plant died.

trust when ur plant dies mirandasingsofficial 53m リ25288 likes mirandasingsofficial My plant died.

Diamonds are not really that rare, but are controlled by a monopoly that fixes prices through supply restrictions Ultrafacts.tumblr.com spiph: ultrafacts For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts (Source) It's interesting because you give your partner a diamond as a symbol of the strength of your bond. How fitting that something representing a relationship is only valuable because it is perceived as being valuable. How often do we tearfully end a relationship only to later realize how unhealthy it was?

Diamonds are not really that rare, but are controlled by a monopoly that fixes prices through supply restrictions Ultrafacts.tumblr.com spiph: ultrafacts For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts (Source) It's interesting because you give your partner a diamond as a symbol of the strength of your bond. How fitting that something representing a relationship is only valuable because it is perceived as being valuable. How often do we tearfully end a relationship only to later realize how unhealthy it was?

Hi new person! Who are uou? Im a beer dlemisexual Sopiosexual Panromantic vege table tin can Kin omblrina fascinating! And what do you That genders and labels dont defn me as a person. believe?

Hi new person! Who are uou? Im a beer dlemisexual Sopiosexual Panromantic vege table tin can Kin omblrina fascinating! And what do you That genders and labels dont defn me as a person. believe?

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poorhornycat sunscorchx Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate So it turned itself transpare stick it to the man, Squid.

poorhornycat sunscorchx Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate So it turned itself transpare stick it to the man, Squid.

COLD HOW DO YO PEOPLE LIVE LIKE THIS? UNUSUALY COOL COLD IT'S 39 SHUT EVERYTHING DOWN WE'RE GONNA DIE CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES REGIONAL WEATHER FORECAST derrickrosenber moistcornbread helllllooooootrickster. drunkenkeith basically W-- is hoth? I'm confused America HOTH IS AN OUTER PLANET FROM STAR WARS THAT IS COLDER THAN EVEN RUSSIA'S DEEPEST WINTERS YOU UNCULTURED POTATO Reblogging for that last comment

COLD HOW DO YO PEOPLE LIVE LIKE THIS? UNUSUALY COOL COLD IT'S 39 SHUT EVERYTHING DOWN WE'RE GONNA DIE CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES REGIONAL WEATHER FORECAST derrickrosenber moistcornbread helllllooooootrickster. drunkenkeith basically W-- is hoth? I'm confused America HOTH IS AN OUTER PLANET FROM STAR WARS THAT IS COLDER THAN EVEN RUSSIA'S DEEPEST WINTERS YOU UNCULTURED POTATO Reblogging for that last comment

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zillatamer "you shouldn't be walking alone at this time of night" InC actually people shouldn't f------ attack other people at any time of day ah yes youve done it you pointed out that attacking people is bad now no one will do it thank you for your service to mankind

zillatamer "you shouldn't be walking alone at this time of night" InC actually people shouldn't f------ attack other people at any time of day ah yes youve done it you pointed out that attacking people is bad now no one will do it thank you for your service to mankind

dutchster imagine if penises could c-- chocolate milk marouanechamakh- I fumbl

dutchster imagine if penises could c-- chocolate milk marouanechamakh- I fumbl

Weird Cakes

So I've been in the DMMd cake tags and then l found out of hese precious cakes

So I've been in the DMMd cake tags and then l found out of hese precious cakes

METAL BIRD DRAGONS

hellomae cellarspider vricalred nne diet of these birds is Just a reminder the natural BONES Not just bone marrow, actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone. look me in the eye and tell me that's not a f------ dragon And they aren't naturally red like that. That's self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol. And they don't scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it's only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It's not true, but in German they're still called Lämmergeier as a result So metal no that is a f------ dragon

hellomae cellarspider vricalred nne diet of these birds is Just a reminder the natural BONES Not just bone marrow, actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone. look me in the eye and tell me that's not a f------ dragon And they aren't naturally red like that. That's self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol. And they don't scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it's only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It's not true, but in German they're still called Lämmergeier as a result So metal no that is a f------ dragon

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because all the REAuY bud ha pu to uo men in 0Her countrie,right And wo care IrrAuse THOSE RARE STATLSTICS ARE MADE premated over me feels Tke she-who-shall sand ma This series is BRILLANT all made san Everyone one should read these Yes they should! So they can see the REAL face of feminism: that it's just all about validating the egos of self-obsessed upper class American women and that the only women they care about are the ones who have the same political beliefs as them Same tripe, different day Yes they should! So they can see the real face of feminism: females who have been oppressed by dickwads like you two for donkeys years and now some idiots are making totally invalid arguments against the struggle for EQUALITY BETWEEN THE SEXES. Which literally does not make her a self obsessed woman, thank you very much. Like do you even know what she's fighting against??? Have you read that bull*? How can you even defend that??? Well I'm a gay autistic male from a working class background and Nostlenne is a black female so l'm very curious to hear how we have been "oppressing" her for donkey's years. Go on. Tell us! I am dying to know Oh yes we know what she's fighting against. Her ego (and yours!) simply cannot handle the idea that women do not want to share her same politic beliefs, so she takes a ton of selfies of herself, with the intention of shaming mocking and belittling any criticism of her movement. She views (as do you) any woman who does not wish to ally herself with her in the manner she sees fit as worthless, idiotic, feeble and incapable of thinking for themselves So take your "but but bluh bluh feminism is for equality between the sexes you assholes" placitudes and shove it. You can't even respect a woman's decision to not be a feminist, and you insist you are going to grant us all equality? Bitch please. It's all about vour little egos ad nothing more

because all the REAuY bud ha pu to uo men in 0Her countrie,right And wo care IrrAuse THOSE RARE STATLSTICS ARE MADE premated over me feels Tke she-who-shall sand ma This series is BRILLANT all made san Everyone one should read these Yes they should! So they can see the REAL face of feminism: that it's just all about validating the egos of self-obsessed upper class American women and that the only women they care about are the ones who have the same political beliefs as them Same tripe, different day Yes they should! So they can see the real face of feminism: females who have been oppressed by dickwads like you two for donkeys years and now some idiots are making totally invalid arguments against the struggle for EQUALITY BETWEEN THE SEXES. Which literally does not make her a self obsessed woman, thank you very much. Like do you even know what she's fighting against??? Have you read that bull*? How can you even defend that??? Well I'm a gay autistic male from a working class background and Nostlenne is a black female so l'm very curious to hear how we have been "oppressing" her for donkey's years. Go on. Tell us! I am dying to know Oh yes we know what she's fighting against. Her ego (and yours!) simply cannot handle the idea that women do not want to share her same politic beliefs, so she takes a ton of selfies of herself, with the intention of shaming mocking and belittling any criticism of her movement. She views (as do you) any woman who does not wish to ally herself with her in the manner she sees fit as worthless, idiotic, feeble and incapable of thinking for themselves So take your "but but bluh bluh feminism is for equality between the sexes you assholes" placitudes and shove it. You can't even respect a woman's decision to not be a feminist, and you insist you are going to grant us all equality? Bitch please. It's all about vour little egos ad nothing more

tumblr feminism and you wonder why more and more women aren't adhering to the movement inb4 "not fuhmeeneeeest"

aloe-angel.star the.poppyseedus O Source: dw RockAuto.com TV Commercial 5 ROCKAUTO.COM 0:27 /0:30 O You Tube the-poppyseedus dw IM CRACKING UP AT HOW BAD THIS COMMERCIAL IS OMGFG LIKE LOOK AT HIS CAR DOOR WINDOW LIKE HOW THE F--- DOES THAT HAPPEN AND LOOK AT HIS F------ DOG FOR "where am i This looks worse than Foodfight

aloe-angel.star the.poppyseedus O Source: dw RockAuto.com TV Commercial 5 ROCKAUTO.COM 0:27 /0:30 O You Tube the-poppyseedus dw IM CRACKING UP AT HOW BAD THIS COMMERCIAL IS OMGFG LIKE LOOK AT HIS CAR DOOR WINDOW LIKE HOW THE F--- DOES THAT HAPPEN AND LOOK AT HIS F------ DOG FOR "where am i This looks worse than Foodfight

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IF YOU EVER FEEL BAD ABOUT PROCRASTINATING JUST REMEMBER THAT MOZART WROTE THE OVERTURE TO DON GIOVANNI THE MORNING IT PREMIERED vault 11overseer pleatedieans via Also one time he was supposed to write a violin and piano duet, and he wrote the violin part, but he didn't really feel like writing the piano part, or was too lazy etc. When the concert came up (he played the piano while a fiend played the violin) he set up a blank piece of paper (so people would think he was reading music) and improvised. After the concert he wrote it down so it could be published okay i've reblogged this before but can we just give a shoutout to the orchestra that had to sightread the overture to an audience at the premiere of an opera

IF YOU EVER FEEL BAD ABOUT PROCRASTINATING JUST REMEMBER THAT MOZART WROTE THE OVERTURE TO DON GIOVANNI THE MORNING IT PREMIERED vault 11overseer pleatedieans via Also one time he was supposed to write a violin and piano duet, and he wrote the violin part, but he didn't really feel like writing the piano part, or was too lazy etc. When the concert came up (he played the piano while a fiend played the violin) he set up a blank piece of paper (so people would think he was reading music) and improvised. After the concert he wrote it down so it could be published okay i've reblogged this before but can we just give a shoutout to the orchestra that had to sightread the overture to an audience at the premiere of an opera

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hiddlestonsitslikeahohoho pausequol samandriel if you don't think history is amusing then you're wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest thing ever what about that time the Lichtenstein army sent 80 men to Italy to fight and came back with 81 what about that one mexican president who lasted 45 minutes in office Pedro Lascuráin 34th President of Mexico In office 18 February 1913- 18 February 1913 (c.45 minutes)

hiddlestonsitslikeahohoho pausequol samandriel if you don't think history is amusing then you're wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest thing ever what about that time the Lichtenstein army sent 80 men to Italy to fight and came back with 81 what about that one mexican president who lasted 45 minutes in office Pedro Lascuráin 34th President of Mexico In office 18 February 1913- 18 February 1913 (c.45 minutes)

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doctor-who-broke-me 239,309 camillaanne goldenfreezeover t---- when I'm old, kids will think I'm so ancient because it's like in the nineteen We'll be the last humans to be born in a year beginning with 1 Source: hungarian doctor-who-broke-me- doctor-00d 0 fartgallery: fartgallery: l bet that in the future movies wont even need actors, they'll just create the characters using computers and stuff animation. thats the thing you described i need some time to think my thoughts Source: fartgallery

doctor-who-broke-me 239,309 camillaanne goldenfreezeover t---- when I'm old, kids will think I'm so ancient because it's like in the nineteen We'll be the last humans to be born in a year beginning with 1 Source: hungarian doctor-who-broke-me- doctor-00d 0 fartgallery: fartgallery: l bet that in the future movies wont even need actors, they'll just create the characters using computers and stuff animation. thats the thing you described i need some time to think my thoughts Source: fartgallery

Schoolboy, 15, forces Tesco to change labelling on its orange juice after spotting grammatical error describing drink as the most tastiest Ouly the beal qualily fruit makes the grade fur our lces We squeene or press it only whes ripe and ut i(o most tastiest Concentrnt reduces the ammont we transport, whioh means it better for the environment Then we replace the water later, and pasteurinse the juice Nothing but wator is added or taken awny-oyon get nothing but the full navour of doliclons sun-drenched fruit Albert Giflord, 15, was enjoying his breakfast at home in Shepton Mallet, Somerset when he saw that his carion of juice boasted it was made with the most tastiest oranges. He wmote to the supermarket giant to complain, sugpesting they change the wording to 'tastest or most tasty- and they have now agreed to correct the packaging. Albert, who is studying for his GCSEs at Whitstone School, saw the mistake on the E1 carton of orange juice one morning last month insonniac I'm gonna kick this kid's ass my auntie is headteacher at the school that this kid goes to and apparently he asked to receive some sort of medal or something in assembly for this # photo 62,540 notes

Schoolboy, 15, forces Tesco to change labelling on its orange juice after spotting grammatical error describing drink as the most tastiest Ouly the beal qualily fruit makes the grade fur our lces We squeene or press it only whes ripe and ut i(o most tastiest Concentrnt reduces the ammont we transport, whioh means it better for the environment Then we replace the water later, and pasteurinse the juice Nothing but wator is added or taken awny-oyon get nothing but the full navour of doliclons sun-drenched fruit Albert Giflord, 15, was enjoying his breakfast at home in Shepton Mallet, Somerset when he saw that his carion of juice boasted it was made with the most tastiest oranges. He wmote to the supermarket giant to complain, sugpesting they change the wording to 'tastest or most tasty- and they have now agreed to correct the packaging. Albert, who is studying for his GCSEs at Whitstone School, saw the mistake on the E1 carton of orange juice one morning last month insonniac I'm gonna kick this kid's ass my auntie is headteacher at the school that this kid goes to and apparently he asked to receive some sort of medal or something in assembly for this # photo 62,540 notes

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I told u about stairs Snow

vincentvangoth when u miss the last step on the stairs 275,500 notes

vincentvangoth when u miss the last step on the stairs 275,500 notes

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