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slussy Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective 447,412 notes

slussy Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective 447,412 notes

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brOtographyits-my-life-to-live848+ Source: niknak79 chae-min Help, I've fallen glamorously and I can't get up ]" All of the other mannequins look like they're so sick of his s---. "God damn it, Jerry's at it again." 48,448 notes

brOtographyits-my-life-to-live848+ Source: niknak79 chae-min Help, I've fallen glamorously and I can't get up ]" All of the other mannequins look like they're so sick of his s---. "God damn it, Jerry's at it again." 48,448 notes

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Ratatatt Motherfucker

skypestripper shutupaubrey Source: imposetonano fukkkres dis bitch look like a above ground radish LOVE THIS COMMENT I DIE EVERY TIME LAUGHING 65,527 notes

skypestripper shutupaubrey Source: imposetonano fukkkres dis bitch look like a above ground radish LOVE THIS COMMENT I DIE EVERY TIME LAUGHING 65,527 notes

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Gatorade logic

yungbeysuS i love how gatorade doesn't actually ever get referred to by it's actual flavors it's like red blue yellow the other blue one 147,277 notes

yungbeysuS i love how gatorade doesn't actually ever get referred to by it's actual flavors it's like red blue yellow the other blue one 147,277 notes

yellow red blue green tumblr logic gatorade flavors

-sharkbites -sharkbites jonnovstheinternet In Romania they have box Vodka VIKA It's 37.5% and it comes with a f------ straw. perfect for school lunches

-sharkbites -sharkbites jonnovstheinternet In Romania they have box Vodka VIKA It's 37.5% and it comes with a f------ straw. perfect for school lunches

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kings kywwwvlie D 81,923 talktoyourcactus: Is it just me, or did we used to have normal-smelling shampoos before? Everything was strawberry, and peppermint, and citrus. Nice, normal things. Now I pick a bottle up and it's like DEW GATHERED BY MONKS FROM THE HIMALAYA MOUNTAINS MIXED WITH A ROOT OF AN ASNCLSCHBK PLANT THAT GROWS ONLY IN AN OBSCURE VILLAGE IN AMAZONIA, WITH A DASH OF MAGICAL BERRIES FROM NARNIA TO GIVE YOUR HAIR VOLUME AND IT STILL SMELLS LIKE CITRUS TO ME. Source: talktoyourcactus

kings kywwwvlie D 81,923 talktoyourcactus: Is it just me, or did we used to have normal-smelling shampoos before? Everything was strawberry, and peppermint, and citrus. Nice, normal things. Now I pick a bottle up and it's like DEW GATHERED BY MONKS FROM THE HIMALAYA MOUNTAINS MIXED WITH A ROOT OF AN ASNCLSCHBK PLANT THAT GROWS ONLY IN AN OBSCURE VILLAGE IN AMAZONIA, WITH A DASH OF MAGICAL BERRIES FROM NARNIA TO GIVE YOUR HAIR VOLUME AND IT STILL SMELLS LIKE CITRUS TO ME. Source: talktoyourcactus

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Cuterus used protect! But it failed!

kittyvongrimm daddys-naughty-li...。 Source: letmehearyou.. CUTERUS lady-venusS urbantorture looks like a f------ pokemon Let's make a petition to get them to make a pokemon called cuterus. 9,741 notes

kittyvongrimm daddys-naughty-li...。 Source: letmehearyou.. CUTERUS lady-venusS urbantorture looks like a f------ pokemon Let's make a petition to get them to make a pokemon called cuterus. 9,741 notes

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[Insert espurr reference here]

most-awkward-moments: this is making me so uncomfortable

most-awkward-moments: this is making me so uncomfortable

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Carlos has gone too far

gamzeehonkmakara zachariey 75,013 solluxx paranoidpot8to: THERE IS A F------ COW TRYING TO GET INSIDE MY HOUSE I AM HOME ALONE WHAT DO I DO THERE IS A COW PRESSING ITS FACE AGAINST THE WINDow tell it to mooove Source: paranoidpotto

gamzeehonkmakara zachariey 75,013 solluxx paranoidpot8to: THERE IS A F------ COW TRYING TO GET INSIDE MY HOUSE I AM HOME ALONE WHAT DO I DO THERE IS A COW PRESSING ITS FACE AGAINST THE WINDow tell it to mooove Source: paranoidpotto

your-citylights setbabiesonfire+ Source: partybarackisi. partybarackisinthehousetonight when a cop yells "freeze" you can yell back"now everybody clap yo hands" and he is required by law to start clapping or else he will be arrested for treason and possibly deported from the country 99,340 notes

your-citylights setbabiesonfire+ Source: partybarackisi. partybarackisinthehousetonight when a cop yells "freeze" you can yell back"now everybody clap yo hands" and he is required by law to start clapping or else he will be arrested for treason and possibly deported from the country 99,340 notes

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Canada

illea: you guys all think that canada is so innocent but in grade one i had a geography teacher with three fingers and he gave me a C because i pronounced Kenya differently than him and when my mom reported it to the office we found out that he wasn't even supposed to be teaching at my school he was literally some stranger who wandered in

illea: you guys all think that canada is so innocent but in grade one i had a geography teacher with three fingers and he gave me a C because i pronounced Kenya differently than him and when my mom reported it to the office we found out that he wasn't even supposed to be teaching at my school he was literally some stranger who wandered in

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best-of-funny tolaughterandbeyond SLOW THE F--- DOWN.

best-of-funny tolaughterandbeyond SLOW THE F--- DOWN.

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blublublbub

cinderhellapissedsassbasket Source: ironmanarlert 5 i like 2 swimm m mmblub ubublb ubblbublbu 17,672 notes

cinderhellapissedsassbasket Source: ironmanarlert 5 i like 2 swimm m mmblub ubublb ubblbublbu 17,672 notes

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kevintheturkey silencewillautumn+ Source: hungarian geekstep niggercakes hungarian say "oh my god look at the blood on her pants" in a crowded hall & the girls who turn around are the ones on their period alright satan lets take it down a notch sweetie Says tumblr user niggercakes 225,992 notes

kevintheturkey silencewillautumn+ Source: hungarian geekstep niggercakes hungarian say "oh my god look at the blood on her pants" in a crowded hall & the girls who turn around are the ones on their period alright satan lets take it down a notch sweetie Says tumblr user niggercakes 225,992 notes

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lokiator: goregeousity: what if they printed books with glow in the dark ink, so you could stay up past your bedtime reading, but it wouldn't have to use a flashlight so it wouldn't be so obvious the future is now

lokiator: goregeousity: what if they printed books with glow in the dark ink, so you could stay up past your bedtime reading, but it wouldn't have to use a flashlight so it wouldn't be so obvious the future is now

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MIDDLE FINGERS UP IF YOU DON'T GIVE A whispers quietly so my parents can't hear me* frick POLICE SIRENS *HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING* [gavin screaming] who the f--- is Gavin i don't know but he seems pretty upset

MIDDLE FINGERS UP IF YOU DON'T GIVE A whispers quietly so my parents can't hear me* frick POLICE SIRENS *HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING* [gavin screaming] who the f--- is Gavin i don't know but he seems pretty upset

tumblr police middle finger parents sirens frick gavin achievment hunters

dai042 making people forget about object permanence growing a wing. just one. fly around in ci . summoning vaseline .changing the colour of objects into their complimentary colour super speed but only when drunk instantly mastering the swear words in any language

dai042 making people forget about object permanence growing a wing. just one. fly around in ci . summoning vaseline .changing the colour of objects into their complimentary colour super speed but only when drunk instantly mastering the swear words in any language

jediteaparty arauj0 aangnog i just realized that "never" is a contraction of not ever" and "blush" is a contraction of "blood rush" also "studying" is a contraction of "student dying"

jediteaparty arauj0 aangnog i just realized that "never" is a contraction of not ever" and "blush" is a contraction of "blood rush" also "studying" is a contraction of "student dying"

language student contraction contractions never not ever blush blood rush studying student dying

how tumblr users see themselves what they're actually like

how tumblr users see themselves what they're actually like

spongebob tumblr mad world squidville all around me are familiar faces worn out places worn out faces bright and early for their daily races going nowhere going nowhere their tears are filling up their glasses no expression no expression hide my head i want to drown my sorrow no tomorrow no tomorrow and i find it kind of funny i find it kind of sad the dreams in which i'm dying are the best i ever had i find it hard to tell you i find it hard to take when people run in circles its a very very mad world mad world enlarge your world

pewpewpewbowties happybutts peacocks look like they speak french ces't tres bien onjour ul ça va oh lala mon amis i swear this entire website is on drugs

pewpewpewbowties happybutts peacocks look like they speak french ces't tres bien onjour ul ça va oh lala mon amis i swear this entire website is on drugs

french tumblr peacock baguette