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lonelycoast Keep it trimmed.

lonelycoast Keep it trimmed.

if you say “whale oil beef hooked" really fast it sounds “well i, ll be f-----" in an irish accent omfg how on earth did you discover this?

if you say “whale oil beef hooked" really fast it sounds “well i, ll be f-----" in an irish accent omfg how on earth did you discover this?

burtmacklin This 2009 image captures the scene on a foggy night in Odessa, Ukraine, when a digital billboard crashed and displayed a floating error warning in the night sky. tw er

burtmacklin This 2009 image captures the scene on a foggy night in Odessa, Ukraine, when a digital billboard crashed and displayed a floating error warning in the night sky. tw er

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calmgiant Is there anything tumbir hasn't f------ gifed yet

calmgiant Is there anything tumbir hasn't f------ gifed yet

dzamonia-swag rabioheab i think my neighbourhood deserves a sitcom because there's o me, the teen blogger o a house with 8 nuns o a drug dealer who drives a hummer o a scottish man who only ever wears a kilt and mows his lawn at 3 am o an elderly couple who drive everywhere on their lawn mower o a peacock who has been roaming the neighbourhood for years and no one knows why or where it came from l'd watch the s--- outta that show yeah s--- me too sign me up

dzamonia-swag rabioheab i think my neighbourhood deserves a sitcom because there's o me, the teen blogger o a house with 8 nuns o a drug dealer who drives a hummer o a scottish man who only ever wears a kilt and mows his lawn at 3 am o an elderly couple who drive everywhere on their lawn mower o a peacock who has been roaming the neighbourhood for years and no one knows why or where it came from l'd watch the s--- outta that show yeah s--- me too sign me up

3ridan: riddlersgammon: hyungstrider: if you ever get Sad just throw whatever youre holding onto th ground and yell FOOTBALL as loud as you can what if its a baby dont question the man he gave you clear f------ instructions

3ridan: riddlersgammon: hyungstrider: if you ever get Sad just throw whatever youre holding onto th ground and yell FOOTBALL as loud as you can what if its a baby dont question the man he gave you clear f------ instructions

therisingsatan Swiggity swooty, do he got the booty?

therisingsatan Swiggity swooty, do he got the booty?

mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT mom: you realize this makes you a nerd me: mom: me: I had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama me: I had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers mom: me: mom: this isn't normal

mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT mom: you realize this makes you a nerd me: mom: me: I had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama me: I had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers mom: me: mom: this isn't normal

Parents: Don't forget to make us proud Friends: Don't forget to socialize Teachers: Don't forget to get A's Strangers: Don't forget to blend in Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good Society: Don't forget to be perfect Tumblr: F--- the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.

Parents: Don't forget to make us proud Friends: Don't forget to socialize Teachers: Don't forget to get A's Strangers: Don't forget to blend in Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good Society: Don't forget to be perfect Tumblr: F--- the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.

filibutt oopsspilledmymusic what if you scrolled past one of those posts that said "like if you love god, scroll down if you love satan" and then a day later you get a call and you pick up the phone and a gruff voice on the other end goes "i heard that you loved me and i just want to say that no one has ever loved me before" and then you guys go on a date and eventually get married and you become queen of hell. time to go to bed with Satan

filibutt oopsspilledmymusic what if you scrolled past one of those posts that said "like if you love god, scroll down if you love satan" and then a day later you get a call and you pick up the phone and a gruff voice on the other end goes "i heard that you loved me and i just want to say that no one has ever loved me before" and then you guys go on a date and eventually get married and you become queen of hell. time to go to bed with Satan

like this if you x satan romance

hacheload thepottergeist madcenturion madcenturion If you think about it, the process of singing the birthday song and cutting the cake is extremely satanic no but seriously imagine it this way a small gathering of people huddle around a object on fire chanting ritualistically a repetitive song in unison until the fire is blown out and a knife is stabbed into the object you must be fun at parties birthday parties

hacheload thepottergeist madcenturion madcenturion If you think about it, the process of singing the birthday song and cutting the cake is extremely satanic no but seriously imagine it this way a small gathering of people huddle around a object on fire chanting ritualistically a repetitive song in unison until the fire is blown out and a knife is stabbed into the object you must be fun at parties birthday parties

witchgoth

witchgoth

English FinnishLatin Detect language lucifer Did you mean: LUCIFER wobbleinthehox: apparently i'm not enthusiastic enough about satan for google

English FinnishLatin Detect language lucifer Did you mean: LUCIFER wobbleinthehox: apparently i'm not enthusiastic enough about satan for google

lucifer satan google

heeheehaahaahoohoo in germany we don't say "let me hug you" we say "lass mich deine seele dem herrscher der finsternis opfern" which translates to "i never want to let you go" and i think thats beautiful. "let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of the darkness" oh

heeheehaahaahoohoo in germany we don't say "let me hug you" we say "lass mich deine seele dem herrscher der finsternis opfern" which translates to "i never want to let you go" and i think thats beautiful. "let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of the darkness" oh

what i've learned on tumblr: Self defense techniques, art appreciation, dealing with basic life situations, politics, the economy, biology facts, to be open-minded and accepting of everyone no matter the shape, form, gender, race, sexuality, religion, social status, SPECIES. the difference between grey and gray, the effect one simple little word can have on people both good or bad, how to deal with depression, anxiety and suicidal feelings, some of the different theories of our existence, WHAT TO DO IF I GET BURIED ALIVE what i've learned in school: using a calculator to find a side of a triangle parents: tumblr is bad for you and won't get you anywhere in live, you need to focus more on school

what i've learned on tumblr: Self defense techniques, art appreciation, dealing with basic life situations, politics, the economy, biology facts, to be open-minded and accepting of everyone no matter the shape, form, gender, race, sexuality, religion, social status, SPECIES. the difference between grey and gray, the effect one simple little word can have on people both good or bad, how to deal with depression, anxiety and suicidal feelings, some of the different theories of our existence, WHAT TO DO IF I GET BURIED ALIVE what i've learned in school: using a calculator to find a side of a triangle parents: tumblr is bad for you and won't get you anywhere in live, you need to focus more on school

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Mahogany Exterminate CD4A4A CC6666 BC5D58 FF5349 FD5E53 FD7C6E FDBCB4 FF6E4 FFA089 EA7E5D B4674D A5694F FF7538 FF7F49 DD9475 FF8243 FFA474 9F8170 CD9575 EFCDB8 D68A59 205,74,74 204,102,102 188,93,88 255,83,73 253,94,83 253,124,110 253,188,180 255,110.74 255,160,137 234.126,93 180,103,77 165,105,79 255,117,56 255,127,73 221,148,117 255,130,67 255,164,116 159,129,112 205,149,117 239,205,184 214,138,89 222,170,136 250,167,108 255,207,171 255,189,136 253,217,181 255,163,67 239,219,197 255,182,83 231,198,151 138,121,93 250,231,181 255,207,72 The Grass of Gallifrey Time Zombies Apples Are Evil Assbutt onna Death Frisbee Face of Boe Ten's Coat Still Not Ginger Amelia Pond OTP Orange Pandorica Another Weasley Gingerbatch Iron Poker Unamoosed Raxicoricofallipatorius You're the Potato One John's Jumper FAA76C FFCFAB FFBD88 FDD9B5 FFA343 EFDBC5 FFB653 E7C697 8A795D FAE7B5 FFCF48 Fish Fingers The Last Centurion John's Tea Crookshanks Moisturize Me Torchwood Trenchcoat Count the Shadows Bananas are Good What the Hell is a Hufflepuff