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My friend got grounded and the next day her mom gave her this. CONGRATULATIONS YOU GOT GROUNDED!! (CASSIDY) To get ungrounded you must earn 500 points Write a nice letter to someone in the familys 10 points Write a nice letter to a neighbors 10 points Help a relative with homework 20 points Prepare and cook dinner- 50 points 1 load of laundry (wash, dry, fold and put away) 100 points Clean and organize a Kitchen Cupboard- 50 points per cupboard Empty Dishwasher- 25 points Clean and wash off table 25 points Clean and wash off counters- 25 points Wash kitchen chairs- 25 points Clean out microwave: 40 points Take out garbage and re-bag- 10 points Scrub bathroom sinks 10 points Take out bathroom trash 10 points Clean toilet 50 points Water plants 25 points Clean and vacuum livingroom- 30 points Dust livingroom 50 points Wash windows in livingroom and kitchen- 50 points Sweep and mop kitchen floor- 25 points xianna But you know a protest to this would be to just repeatedly clean the toilet. Just do it. Pretend you're in a video game and grind toilet cleaning for points. water and rewater and rewater the plants. Kill the plants. Drown the plants Expose the system. Exploit the system. Make all the dinners. Cook everything in the f------ house for dinner. Make so much dinner you have nothing left for breakfast the next day rd just write so many letters to everyone that my parents would be embarrassed. Like every neighbor in the whole neighborhood would get one. Every single one. And it'd ramble like we were old friends, and tell old embarrassing stories of my parents, and just be chummy as s---. Wash the clothes all on the wrong setting. F--- all of the clothes up IDK, this is really vindictive, but the point system is really silly

My friend got grounded and the next day her mom gave her this. CONGRATULATIONS YOU GOT GROUNDED!! (CASSIDY) To get ungrounded you must earn 500 points Write a nice letter to someone in the familys 10 points Write a nice letter to a neighbors 10 points Help a relative with homework 20 points Prepare and cook dinner- 50 points 1 load of laundry (wash, dry, fold and put away) 100 points Clean and organize a Kitchen Cupboard- 50 points per cupboard Empty Dishwasher- 25 points Clean and wash off table 25 points Clean and wash off counters- 25 points Wash kitchen chairs- 25 points Clean out microwave: 40 points Take out garbage and re-bag- 10 points Scrub bathroom sinks 10 points Take out bathroom trash 10 points Clean toilet 50 points Water plants 25 points Clean and vacuum livingroom- 30 points Dust livingroom 50 points Wash windows in livingroom and kitchen- 50 points Sweep and mop kitchen floor- 25 points xianna But you know a protest to this would be to just repeatedly clean the toilet. Just do it. Pretend you're in a video game and grind toilet cleaning for points. water and rewater and rewater the plants. Kill the plants. Drown the plants Expose the system. Exploit the system. Make all the dinners. Cook everything in the f------ house for dinner. Make so much dinner you have nothing left for breakfast the next day rd just write so many letters to everyone that my parents would be embarrassed. Like every neighbor in the whole neighborhood would get one. Every single one. And it'd ramble like we were old friends, and tell old embarrassing stories of my parents, and just be chummy as s---. Wash the clothes all on the wrong setting. F--- all of the clothes up IDK, this is really vindictive, but the point system is really silly

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names ngest Bego Bucko Bukola Car Dix Dweezil Edju Idarah Scary/creepy girl names py boy Adelaide Agnes Arlette Beatrix Crispy Kiwa Lovella Moon Unit se Scary/creepy boy names Bigram Brick Bruno Butcher Delete Dweezil Elmo Graven Gruver Horatio Izzy therevolutionisnevercoming Ah yes, my dear children Moon Unit, Crispy, and Delete. Found in the best baby names boolk

names ngest Bego Bucko Bukola Car Dix Dweezil Edju Idarah Scary/creepy girl names py boy Adelaide Agnes Arlette Beatrix Crispy Kiwa Lovella Moon Unit se Scary/creepy boy names Bigram Brick Bruno Butcher Delete Dweezil Elmo Graven Gruver Horatio Izzy therevolutionisnevercoming Ah yes, my dear children Moon Unit, Crispy, and Delete. Found in the best baby names boolk

tumblr delete crispy baby names moon unit what the fu

teamaquaadminshelly: every-day-is-ronin-day: teamaquaadminshelly if DS means "dual screen" and dual means two, that would mean that a 3DS would be "three dual screen" and therefore should have six screens. why does it only have two screens. nintendo please end these blatant lies the D in 3DS doesn't mean duel it means dimension this post was sarcastic you are literally the fifth person commenting on that oh my god keep it to the tags i don't care "the D in 3DS doesn't mean duel" Duel screen action

teamaquaadminshelly: every-day-is-ronin-day: teamaquaadminshelly if DS means "dual screen" and dual means two, that would mean that a 3DS would be "three dual screen" and therefore should have six screens. why does it only have two screens. nintendo please end these blatant lies the D in 3DS doesn't mean duel it means dimension this post was sarcastic you are literally the fifth person commenting on that oh my god keep it to the tags i don't care "the D in 3DS doesn't mean duel" Duel screen action

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Hey Mia, you better hide your babyoil You better hide that bigass forehead thewindtalker This scene was improvised, so ludacris' reaction is genuine and dwayne didn't have a line after tyrese said his

Hey Mia, you better hide your babyoil You better hide that bigass forehead thewindtalker This scene was improvised, so ludacris' reaction is genuine and dwayne didn't have a line after tyrese said his

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acannibalisticsandwich submitted: Please go to sleep so you do not risk getting a messed up sleep rhythm Love, Barno le dornosoar sandy you're not my real mom

acannibalisticsandwich submitted: Please go to sleep so you do not risk getting a messed up sleep rhythm Love, Barno le dornosoar sandy you're not my real mom

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sealfie: sealfie: What do you call a sick eagle? illegal

sealfie: sealfie: What do you call a sick eagle? illegal

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ASHMORE ZEGERS ANS BEII NO ONE KNOWS YOU'RE UP THERE Coarse language and infrequert blood and gore A15+ SCARY AND INTENSE. I LOVED IT STRICTED io?

ASHMORE ZEGERS ANS BEII NO ONE KNOWS YOU'RE UP THERE Coarse language and infrequert blood and gore A15+ SCARY AND INTENSE. I LOVED IT STRICTED io?

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fartaalle ry Type your url: fartgallery Type your url with your elbow: fafrtfgalldy Type your url with your eyes closed: fartgallery Type your url with your chin: hello, i am chin. i have been trapped on this man for 21 years with no means of escape. this is my first chance being able to communicate with the world, please send help. i dont know how much longer i have to t-

fartaalle ry Type your url: fartgallery Type your url with your elbow: fafrtfgalldy Type your url with your eyes closed: fartgallery Type your url with your chin: hello, i am chin. i have been trapped on this man for 21 years with no means of escape. this is my first chance being able to communicate with the world, please send help. i dont know how much longer i have to t-

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plasticbaqvevo guess what i just got kissthe-painaway said: The D togesweg said: a life nazdnb said: diarrhea internetemployer said: A h------ wifipassworcl said: gonorrhea satanicblowjobs reblogged this from you and added: An STD? yourmumsbae said: My self confidence???????????????????????????? say hi to kitkat everybody.

plasticbaqvevo guess what i just got kissthe-painaway said: The D togesweg said: a life nazdnb said: diarrhea internetemployer said: A h------ wifipassworcl said: gonorrhea satanicblowjobs reblogged this from you and added: An STD? yourmumsbae said: My self confidence???????????????????????????? say hi to kitkat everybody.

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bequilles So I have always been extremely embarrassed that my left ear is deaf I tried to hide it in every way possible. It made me feel broken and useless, especially listening and playing music. My original idea was to put music notes behind my ear, but for some reason the idea just didn't feel quite right considering I couldn't hear said music. I came up with the mute symbol idea because lately I have learned to embrace my deafness. I tend to joke around that my left ear is like my mute button when I want to ignore someone. Now I am no longer ashamed and find strength in the humor of my tattoo. That is pretty great great? That is awesome! And ingenious!

bequilles So I have always been extremely embarrassed that my left ear is deaf I tried to hide it in every way possible. It made me feel broken and useless, especially listening and playing music. My original idea was to put music notes behind my ear, but for some reason the idea just didn't feel quite right considering I couldn't hear said music. I came up with the mute symbol idea because lately I have learned to embrace my deafness. I tend to joke around that my left ear is like my mute button when I want to ignore someone. Now I am no longer ashamed and find strength in the humor of my tattoo. That is pretty great great? That is awesome! And ingenious!

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poop #walrus #submission 1 note

poop #walrus #submission 1 note

stillwatersofconsciousness: radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they're pretty cool but they're not that cool

stillwatersofconsciousness: radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they're pretty cool but they're not that cool

cool vegetable radish

billalsack I wonder if caterpillars know that they 'll turn into a butterfly one day or do they just start building a cocoon out of nowhere like "what am I doing?"

billalsack I wonder if caterpillars know that they 'll turn into a butterfly one day or do they just start building a cocoon out of nowhere like "what am I doing?"

butterfly caterpillar

well well well would you look at the thyme STOP

well well well would you look at the thyme STOP

time thyme stop

chickenstripping Do you ever think about straws like you stick it in your drink and all you gotta do is sip and bam drink is in your mouth wow what a time to be alive

chickenstripping Do you ever think about straws like you stick it in your drink and all you gotta do is sip and bam drink is in your mouth wow what a time to be alive

follovved: stebenfrV: Old people? More like fold people makes an origami swan out of grandma literally what was going through your mind that motivated you to make this

follovved: stebenfrV: Old people? More like fold people makes an origami swan out of grandma literally what was going through your mind that motivated you to make this

old grandma fold origami

-ran-over-oprah ensleys What if instead of moaning when you orgasmed you yodeled What do you mean what if

-ran-over-oprah ensleys What if instead of moaning when you orgasmed you yodeled What do you mean what if

orgasm yodel moaning

coastlineteens: have you ever realised that sleeping is just your eyes staring at your eyelids all night long

coastlineteens: have you ever realised that sleeping is just your eyes staring at your eyelids all night long

sleeping eyelids

demolitionfrerardist: demolitionfrerardist: what if you injected brownie mix into your bloodstream like since your body temp is like 98 the brownies would cook over a few days and then you will have clumps in your arms and you just cut it open and eat the brownies i should be a scientist can we please not reblog this post

demolitionfrerardist: demolitionfrerardist: what if you injected brownie mix into your bloodstream like since your body temp is like 98 the brownies would cook over a few days and then you will have clumps in your arms and you just cut it open and eat the brownies i should be a scientist can we please not reblog this post

nerkmid My Vietnamese friend got a call from his dad and they got in a really heated conversation in Vietnamese and then when he got off the phone he said "f----- grown ass man can't operate a motor scooter"

nerkmid My Vietnamese friend got a call from his dad and they got in a really heated conversation in Vietnamese and then when he got off the phone he said "f----- grown ass man can't operate a motor scooter"

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