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th tforge13 tricksterkids cadegrey miwatson i don't really understand where penises go when boys wear pants sometimes to the left sometimes to the right sometimes up sometimes down sometimes painful sometimes not depends take it back now y'all One hop this time please don't jump on my penis charlie brown #queue tag 135,053 notes

th tforge13 tricksterkids cadegrey miwatson i don't really understand where penises go when boys wear pants sometimes to the left sometimes to the right sometimes up sometimes down sometimes painful sometimes not depends take it back now y'all One hop this time please don't jump on my penis charlie brown #queue tag 135,053 notes

all-the-superwholock: its-jack-the-human: preteen: how do i install a new attractive and cute face You can't install software already on the device THAT WAS THE CUTEST RESPONSE I'VE EVER SEEN 135,319 notes

all-the-superwholock: its-jack-the-human: preteen: how do i install a new attractive and cute face You can't install software already on the device THAT WAS THE CUTEST RESPONSE I'VE EVER SEEN 135,319 notes

18,626 what if bodies just had random errors like computers do you go to receive your starbucks coffee and accidentally punch the barrista in the face then s--- on the floor What kind of f------ computer errors are you getting? Source:quazza

18,626 what if bodies just had random errors like computers do you go to receive your starbucks coffee and accidentally punch the barrista in the face then s--- on the floor What kind of f------ computer errors are you getting? Source:quazza

cherry-and-also-bomb crescented Source: csection ci-twig i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem basically you want to be a father this is the most accurate thing i ever read 342,119 notes

cherry-and-also-bomb crescented Source: csection ci-twig i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem basically you want to be a father this is the most accurate thing i ever read 342,119 notes

snorlaxatives: my kind of salad

snorlaxatives: my kind of salad

-sharkbites -sharkbites jonnovstheinternet In Romania they have box Vodka VIKA It's 37.5% and it comes with a f------ straw. perfect for school lunches

-sharkbites -sharkbites jonnovstheinternet In Romania they have box Vodka VIKA It's 37.5% and it comes with a f------ straw. perfect for school lunches

sylphoftime to this day i think the best response to street harassment is when i saww this two d-------- from my block riding around yelling at girls and they screamed "SHOW US YOUR T---" to this one woman who was running and she just took off her sunglasses and stared them down and you could hear "OH F--- THAT'S MY MOM HIT THE GAS" and i'm pretty sure that boy is still grounded 85,511 notes

sylphoftime to this day i think the best response to street harassment is when i saww this two d-------- from my block riding around yelling at girls and they screamed "SHOW US YOUR T---" to this one woman who was running and she just took off her sunglasses and stared them down and you could hear "OH F--- THAT'S MY MOM HIT THE GAS" and i'm pretty sure that boy is still grounded 85,511 notes

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pizza virtupets Source: minastuki apocalypse-aradia prehistorian stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat nyoom 172,870 notes

pizza virtupets Source: minastuki apocalypse-aradia prehistorian stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat nyoom 172,870 notes

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ghosteh13: voice-of-tartarus: demeaniac: what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies? Woah woah wait you know those things that say "you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most" that would explain why, because you would actually be inhaling little parts of them over time Oh my god Source: demeanlac

ghosteh13: voice-of-tartarus: demeaniac: what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies? Woah woah wait you know those things that say "you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most" that would explain why, because you would actually be inhaling little parts of them over time Oh my god Source: demeanlac

Faux pockets are an abomination. If you're going to bother putting pocket flaps on something, add the G-d damn pockets. No love, And make the pockets deeper, you soulless bastards. You know what's attractive? EVERYONE REBLOG THIS On average, men's pants have about 6 inch deep pockets. IT'S 2013 AND WE STILL DON'T HAVE PANTS POCKETS EQUALITY PANTS POCKETS EQUALITY!!!

Faux pockets are an abomination. If you're going to bother putting pocket flaps on something, add the G-d damn pockets. No love, And make the pockets deeper, you soulless bastards. You know what's attractive? EVERYONE REBLOG THIS On average, men's pants have about 6 inch deep pockets. IT'S 2013 AND WE STILL DON'T HAVE PANTS POCKETS EQUALITY PANTS POCKETS EQUALITY!!!

IN .50¢ ICE CREAM CONE McDonald's Restaurant 499 ICE CREAK CORES theteencharliesheen: Pretty sure s--- just hit the fan

IN .50¢ ICE CREAM CONE McDonald's Restaurant 499 ICE CREAK CORES theteencharliesheen: Pretty sure s--- just hit the fan

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rubywhiterabbit calderonbeta feralcastiel can you imagine if twitter existed in the 1800s abe lincoln tweeting s--- like "wow this play sucks just shoot me" HE WAS SHOT IN 1865

rubywhiterabbit calderonbeta feralcastiel can you imagine if twitter existed in the 1800s abe lincoln tweeting s--- like "wow this play sucks just shoot me" HE WAS SHOT IN 1865

Running man

ethylbenzene when i was little and my parents were driving id pretend there wasa man/being/thing running alongside the car who had to follow certaitn rules like "he can only travel by jumping from streetlight to streetlight or "he can only walk on fences i was so surprised to find out that other people did similar things i wonder what the underlying psychology behind it is like its a really specific thing to do but almost everyone did it without telling other kids about it because we all thought it was probably weird or unimportant

ethylbenzene when i was little and my parents were driving id pretend there wasa man/being/thing running alongside the car who had to follow certaitn rules like "he can only travel by jumping from streetlight to streetlight or "he can only walk on fences i was so surprised to find out that other people did similar things i wonder what the underlying psychology behind it is like its a really specific thing to do but almost everyone did it without telling other kids about it because we all thought it was probably weird or unimportant

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thatgaya ngelman avengingthetimelords 107.321 107,321 doingtimeasacapsicle teapayne I think a great idea for reality tv is to take 15 random teens from around the world that are addicted to the computer, and put them in an amish village until they have a mental breakdown calm down hitler, this isn't the hunger games

thatgaya ngelman avengingthetimelords 107.321 107,321 doingtimeasacapsicle teapayne I think a great idea for reality tv is to take 15 random teens from around the world that are addicted to the computer, and put them in an amish village until they have a mental breakdown calm down hitler, this isn't the hunger games

my physics teacher told us a joke today three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no lighters or matches or anything to light it with. What do they do? They throw one c-------- over board and the whole boat becomes a c-------- lighter #puns 26,783 notes は-

my physics teacher told us a joke today three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no lighters or matches or anything to light it with. What do they do? They throw one c-------- over board and the whole boat becomes a c-------- lighter #puns 26,783 notes は-

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High-res → teengrrrisquad Right now: there's a hole in the floor and we can see the class below us so we tied a cheeto to a piece of yarn and we're trying to communicate with this girl but so far she hasn't noticed

High-res → teengrrrisquad Right now: there's a hole in the floor and we can see the class below us so we tied a cheeto to a piece of yarn and we're trying to communicate with this girl but so far she hasn't noticed

school classroom cheeto hole floor

thebatteur: once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write "super girl on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote"s---" on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried

thebatteur: once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write "super girl on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote"s---" on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried

aoipeen beniamin beniamin | my door handle is missing muuuumm IM HAVING A CRISIS HERE WHERE IS M Y DOOR HANDLE it seems like u cant handle this situation get out. How?

aoipeen beniamin beniamin | my door handle is missing muuuumm IM HAVING A CRISIS HERE WHERE IS M Y DOOR HANDLE it seems like u cant handle this situation get out. How?

kldzbop: officialnasa: kldzbop: how many star in the sky Like 7 star good job nasa keep up the good work

kldzbop: officialnasa: kldzbop: how many star in the sky Like 7 star good job nasa keep up the good work

lolsofunny: andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic: trouncing REMEMBER SKIP-IT FROM THE 90'S my weapon of choice during school yard fights (lol here!)

lolsofunny: andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic: trouncing REMEMBER SKIP-IT FROM THE 90'S my weapon of choice during school yard fights (lol here!)